Chapter 673: Infernal Affairs (I'm sorry that the child has a cold, the daughter-in-law has a fever, the old mother has a fever, and the change is a few days)
Qian Zhixin bit her lower lip and looked at Huang Dashan and said, "That...... Elder brother...... Can you ......."
Before he finished speaking, Huang Dashan patted Qian Zhixin's shoulder with a smile, and said a little dotingly: "Don't worry, I will try my best to keep the ...... of Cao Ping's family."
Qian Zhixin said with a smile: "No...... Elder brother...... As long as Cao Ping is fine, the rest of the people ...... I don't care if they live or die......"
As he spoke, he trotted all the way to Cao Ping's side, holding Cao Ping's hand, like a simple little girl.
Hearing her words, Huang Dashan was stunned, and a trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes.
After a moment, he said with a smile: "Sure enough, everyone who can survive in this world is no longer what they used to be. My cute and innocent sister has also learned badly......"
After speaking, he crossed his waist with one hand, "It's just me...... It's still that simple and handsome little boy......"
"Oh......" said the oldest woman next to him, smiling, "Dude, are you a 'little' boy?" I think you're pretty 'big'......"
Her words caused several women next to her to laugh.
One of the women, who looked quite strong, laughed even more, "Mountain...... Don't say it, you're really not 'small'. My sister likes it very much......"
As soon as these words came out, several women who were still young next to them all beat Huang Dashan and this strong woman as if they were making trouble.
Huang Dashan smiled and took several women in his arms, "I'm very happy...... The concubines are all my sweethearts...... Let me kiss a ......"
In an instant, the women all ran away.
"The emperor has made a cheap ...... again"
"Your Majesty...... Come after me......"
"yes...... Your Majesty, catch me up, and we'll let you hehehe......"
"Or, let me catch up, and I'll ...... you."
"Haha......" Huang Dashan laughed.
The strange thing is that all the men around him have blank faces, they have no desire for this kind of thing, and there is no change in the slightest.
It is clear that this city in the forest is the way to go.
Cao Ping and a group of people walked towards the city.
The forest is large, but not too dense between the trees.
There are no weeds on the road, they are all flat turf and half-meter-high stereotyped green plants, apparently someone specially weeds.
Cao Ping kicked a few times, "This turf hasn't been cut for a long time, and some weeds have begun to grass arrows." ”
Pang Haoyang glanced at it a few times and frowned, "It seems so, I haven't paid attention to it before." A few steps further is the main road, which has guardrails, so even if there are zombies, we can avoid it in time. ”
"Hmmm......"
A group of people were careful about their surroundings, for fear that a zombie would run out from under the greenery.
Soon walked to the main road.
But when I entered the main road, I was greeted by a smell of blood, followed by a rancid smell.
Cao Ping looked at the road with some surprise.
There were a lot of corpses, and they were fresh, and several of them were still bleeding.
"Not long after I died...... Tian Xiaoyi stepped forward and touched a few corpses.
"Roaring ......"
As soon as his words fell, a corpse in his hand suddenly sat up, and his mouth with black blood bit Tian Xiaoyi directly.
It's been two years since the end of the world, and many people will have knives in their hands wherever they go.
The corpse had just changed, and although the momentum of sitting up was very strong, because the corpse was stiff, there was no accurate head.
What's more, Tian Xiaoyi is also Dr. Li's experimental subject, and when he squatted, he was already on guard against this kind of thing.
Therefore, as soon as this corpse got up, before his mouth bit him, he had already stabbed into the mouth of this newly transformed corpse.
"Roaring ......"
Almost at the same time, dozens of corpses around them began to writhe violently.
Cao Ping immediately raised his knife and waited for it.
However, at this moment, a group of people came out of the side.
A lot of people don't have much to wear.
It was a group of zombies around Huang Dashan who obeyed him.
I saw these zombie groups, quickly walked to the nearest zombie, and squeezed him in the middle.
Huang Dashan was still wearing a dragon robe, and walked to Cao Ping's side, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a private visit to Weifu this time, don't expose my whereabouts, these foolish people, they don't kneel when they see me, wait for my guards to teach them ...... in person"
"No...... Huang Dashan was excited, and the strong man next to him whispered: "No...... Big brother, your play is a private interview with Weifu, why do you want them to kneel? ”
Huang Dashan was stunned for a moment, and slapped the strong man on the back of the head, "Lao Tzu...... No, I'm talking, what do you say, do you want me to teach you too......"
The strong man's face changed, and he smiled and said, "Don't ...... Big brother, I don't want this thing from you. ”
Huang Dashan snorted him, "Don't go ...... yet"
The strong man smiled and nodded, and ran to the zombie who was remembered by the zombie group and couldn't move.
I saw this strong man take out a needle from his waist bag, about one centimeter thick and ten centimeters long.
The strong man carefully aimed at the back of the zombie's head and plunged into it fiercely.
"Mommy Mommy Coaxing ......"
Suddenly, Huang Dashan beside him began to scream.
Cao Ping looked back and looked at him a little speechlessly, this guy didn't know when the crown was gone, but he had a chopstick inserted, and the dragon robe was turned over and worn, and it was actually a Taoist robe inside.
Huang Dashan was holding a wooden sword, and there was a yellow talisman inserted on the sword.
There are words in the mouth. "Jackfruit...... Durian cantaloupe, Taishang Laojun blows the trumpet...... Mommy Mommy ...... Haste as the law......"
seemed to be waiting for something, but seeing that it hadn't happened for a long time, he glanced at a beautiful woman beside him.
But the beautiful woman chatted with the woman next to her and ate melon seeds.
Huang Dashan was angry and slapped this woman's fat ass.
Only then did the beauty react.
Huang Dashan pretended to read it again: "Jackfruit...... Hami melon...... Haste as the law......"
At the same time, he waved his wooden sword, and then pointed at the zombie fiercely, shouting: "Please God......"
The beauty hurriedly ran over and took out a lighter to light the yellow paper talisman on the wooden sword.
There was obviously phosphorus and something like phosphorus on the yellow paper talisman, and there was a lot of fire at one point.
Huang Dashan pretended to wield a lit wooden sword again.
Cao Ping couldn't stand it anymore, and asked Qian Zhixin beside him in a low voice. "That...... Was your brother like this before? ”
Qian Zhixin was stunned for a moment and said, "It's still ...... It's okay, he grew up with my father, so he was very good to my family, but when I got older, I rarely met, although I was very close, but I rarely met when I met, and then I heard that he said cross talk, which was very popular, and he also starred in a lot of TV series. Coat...... Are you obsessed with acting......"
Cao Ping scratched his head, "This can still play a fan ......"
Liu Pengcheng said on the side: "Why can't you ...... I used to watch an old movie called Batman, and there was a villain in it called the Joker. In order to play this role well, the actor locked himself in a secret room, practiced clown's laughter every day, and finally when the movie premiered, he committed suicide due to depression. You say, will your brother kill himself too......"
The last sentence is Qian Zhixin, who asked.
Qian Zhixin was stunned for a moment, but looked at Huang Dashan, who was nervous in front of her, shook her head and smiled bitterly, "I think he can live well if we all die." ”
Cao Ping glanced at it and nodded in agreement.
"Didn't you notice?" Pang Haoyang next to him asked.
Cao Ping was stunned, "Pay attention to what?" ”
Pang Haoyang pointed to the strong man beside the zombie group.
Cao Ping turned his face to look and found that the first zombie that the strong man pricked with a steel needle just now was actually standing beside the strong man honestly at this time, and couldn't help but bite him, and helped him stop other zombies that pounced on him.
I couldn't help but exclaim: "Dig a groove...... Infernal Affairs zombies? ”