For a while, people and zombies were collectively messy in the wind.

"Fourth brother......" Even Cheng Xu's face turned blue, "You go over a little longer, don't stand here with us!" ”

"I said big brother zombie, I'm a little nervous, I'll fart when I'm nervous, you let me finish the fart first, and then we should do it, kill when we need to, thank you!"

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! How can you be stumped by a few farts! Farts can not be suffocated!

There is a strange thing in the Big Dipper called Wen Qiang, and the strange Gu Qiang has a very bad problem: when he is nervous, he can't help but fart!

Such a strange problem, everyone knew about the Big Dipper, but he hadn't been like this for many years, so much so that they all forgot that he had this perverted problem.

Unexpectedly, today, this group of terrifying zombies has made Wen Qiang's "old illness relapse" today!

It's just that Wen Qiang is still a very backbone and disciplined mercenary in his life, that is, there are thousands of ways to die, but he will never let himself suffocate himself on a few farts!

Life is short, let it go if you have a fart! This is the criterion by which he lives.

As for Wen Qiang, how did this fart problem come about? It's all bitter tears.

Wen Qiang was born in a locksmith family, from door locks and cabinet locks to safes and silver vaults, the ancestors of the Wen family have patronized them.

The specific origin of the Wen family is no longer available, but I know that the ancestor of the Wen family is the captain of the Jin school, that is, he made a fortune.

In other words, it is their Wen family who unlocks the lock from the ancestors to open the tombs of the dead, and this craft is passed down.

Under normal circumstances, the position of the lock will not be very high, so the locksmith has to squat half-squat, and after a long time, it is easy to hold the breath in the stomach.

Whether others will be like this, Wen Qiang doesn't know, but he has this kind of problem! Every time the lock is unlocked, it is an unknown challenge, although the time lock is varied, and everything is the same, but every time the lock is unlocked, Wen Qiang regards it as a new challenge. So far, he has opened tens of thousands of locks, and when he used to be a locksmith, he used to open more than 100 locks a day, but all of them were safes.

He sits most of the time, and after a long time, after the tense and exciting situation has passed, he is easy to put one.

Over time, it becomes a habit, and it is a terrible habit. When he first joined the Big Dipper, Moon Flame and several of them were harmed by him, and even Moon Flame felt that the reason why he had a habit of cleanliness was because of Wen Qiang's smoke. I remember when I was a special soldier, I didn't pay so much attention to it.

Let's not mention the past for the time being, just say that in front of me, Wen Qiang's "I'd rather smoke the enemy to death than stink my brother" is a bit disgusting, but I have to say that it is still a bit humane.

Zombies are already dead people who can walk, but the sense of smell is really good, otherwise they wouldn't be able to smell the smell of Cuihua girl's blood at the beginning a few miles away, and they ran all the way to Lishan Village!

Wen Qiang finally expelled the waste gas in his body, and suddenly felt refreshed, but found that the brothers looked at him strangely, "What's the matter?" ”

Isn't it just to expel poison gas from the body? Do they have cramps in their faces?

Wen Qiang saw that the second brother Gu Qiang was poking his finger at him with a frightened face, and his mouth was clearly saying, "Back!" Behind! You're behind! ”

What's so nice in the back! Isn't it just a bunch of zombies? Wen Qiang subconsciously turned around, ouch mom!

Scared him so much that he softened, when did there be four more zombies behind Nima, or the four fierce niggers on the other side, who were bending over, like four pigs, sniffing at Wen Qiang's buttocks, with an extremely happy expression, as if they were not smelling farts at all, but fairy energy.

Wen Qiang's mind suddenly sounded the picture of being ordered by the Moon Flame to "explode chrysanthemums", no matter how ferocious the cucumber is, it can't be as fierce as a zombie!

If this chrysanthemum doesn't take a bite from the zombies, Nimana is the rhythm of gorgeous death.

Thinking of this, Wen Qiang's fart problem turned out to be magically better!

For the sake of chrysanthemum, Wen Qiang immediately hid behind the Moon Flame, "Boss, let me slow down, I haven't understood the situation yet!" ”

A good zombie is inappropriate, come to his ass and smell the fart? Nima's zombies in this era are so disgusting?

"The fourth brother's fart attracts zombies more than human blood!" Lian Chengxu came out with a sentence, "Or Fourth Brother, you stay here and continue to put it, and we will talk to the boss first!" ”

"You stinky boy!" Wen Qiang had a dark face, "I want to, the problem is that the advocacy capacity is really limited, and it is gone, so I can't release it if I want to!" ”

A group of people have black lines hanging on their heads! Lian Chengxu is just so ridiculous, who would really leave Wen Qiang and run by himself, the good brother will definitely not be like this, but Wen Qiang really thought so!

"Stand down! Shame on you! It's just a few farts, look at your useless looks! The zombie at the head felt that he couldn't hang up his old face, "I'm sorry, let you laugh!" ”

cough, talking to zombies, this feels really awkward, several people looked at the moon flame, and the meaning was clearly saying: Boss PK zombies, boss, we support you spiritually, let's go!

Moon Wrath Flame received the lewd gaze of his brothers, and immediately sighed helplessly, "May I ask what your Excellency is called?" ”

"People on the road, call me Boss Hao!" Zombie Boss Hao stared at the Moon Flame and looked at it, this young man in his twenties, with an extraordinary bearing, even if he was stared at like this, he didn't even tremble, and his courage was not small, but what surprised Boss Hao even more was that this guy's appearance was too attractive.

Even if you don't stand there with a smile, you can feel a beautiful breath, and people can't help but want to destroy that beauty, as if tearing this beauty apart is a great sin.

"It turned out to be Mr. Hao, Jiu Yang! Boss in the next month! "The Moon Flame loses the number of people and does not lose the formation, you are the boss, and I am also the boss!

"Interesting! The little guy who dares to call himself the boss in front of me, how old is he in Chinese New Year's Eve this year? After Boss Hao became a zombie, his vocal cords had hardened, so the voice he made was very strange, low and hoarse but with a sharp feeling of being crushed by the train, which made people feel uncomfortable all over the body.

"No, I just turned eighteen this year!" Moon Flame lied without a draft, and it was a matter of course.

You are a zombie who was only the boss at the age of tens, and I am a young boss of "eighteen" years old?

The stars on the side were all smiling and the corners of their mouths cramped, and they all knew that their boss was really twenty-five this year, and he would have his birthday in two days!

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