Chapter 61: The Joker

"Shhh...... Little quiz, this is the newcomer you found? ”

"yes, how's that? Little Lailai, do you see that he has good potential? ”

"Hmm...... Didn't see it......"

"Don't you look at it from the outside, feel it with your heart, and see what is good about this guy."

"Uh, sorry for the little test, I can't see any good in him in this case, I can only see anger and confusion in his eyes."

"That's right...... That's better to loosen up, I thought you, someone who likes bondage, would feel better when you observe it like this. ”

"Hmm...... It turns out that you never treated me as a normal person......"

Mo Ji was talking sneakily with a man with short blond hair, a pale complexion, and a big grin on his mouth with no beauty at all.

"Hey......" Zhang Yichi, who was tied up in a chair by Wuhua and tied up in a chair less than a meter in front of them, was exhausted, "Since you don't want me to hear your conversation, then just stay away or communicate in a low voice, cover your mouth with your hand to make me think that your mouth is not moving, but the sound is so loud that the uncle who is taking a bath in the bathroom upstairs can hear it, are you looking at me as a fool?" ”

Silent......

Lezer crossed his arms around his chest and stared at Zhang Yichi with a terrible gaze for five seconds, and then glanced at Mo Ji with his head: "Xiao Xue, I think what he said makes a lot of sense." ”

"Damn, you idiot, he's lying to you, he can't hear us at all." Mo Tu covered his mouth with his hands, looking like he hated iron but not steel.

Leezer's eyes changed, panic and uneasiness were mixed, he covered his mouth with his hands, and his whole body seemed to be frightened.

Afterwards......

"Oh man, look how magnetic my voice is, that crow-like voice just now wasn't mine." Lezer's voice changed abruptly, his face smiled, and his facial expression continued to change vividly, "Maybe the big boss behind the scenes is Magneto, he controlled my braces, and then opened and closed my mouth, but he was whispering."

Oh! I don't have braces! Oops, quiz! ”

"......" Zhang Yichi listened to the conversation between the two neuropaths without love.

"Hmm......" Mo Tu propped his chin in one hand and held his chair in the other, making the following guess in a thinking posture, "It seems that this guy is not the connector we are looking for, but a guy who was innocently captured and used as bait." ”

"What do you mean......," Rezein exclaimed.

"That's right." A gleam flashed in Mo Ji's eyes, "Sheriff Black Cat isn't here. ”

Leezer collapsed to the ground and wept bitterly: "No! That's impossible! …… The goal of my life, the meaning of my life, is him! Ever since I was crawling around the favelas of Philadelphia and earning a plane ticket, I was planning to make a beeline for the country in search of Sheriff Black Cat. But you know what...... I don't have a visa...... I don't even have an ID, I'm a black family, and my mother once told me that I was actually her illegitimate son with Batman...... I went straight from Las Vegas to Alaska, then drifted to Siberia for three months, and I crossed mountains in the snow and ice to get here, but ...... But you're telling me Sheriff Black Cat isn't here? ”

"Okay, I'll pay, let's go out to dinner." Zhang Yichi finally showed weakness.

"Oh! Test, your acting skills are really terrible. Achieving his goal, Lezein got up from the ground, straightened his clothes, and reflected on the performance he had just performed, "Your facial expressions have only changed seventeen times while we were talking. Could it be that when I was a child, I got into a fight with the yellow-haired bull warrior next door on North Street, and he punched his teeth into his facial muscles? ”

"First of all, I changed eighteen expressions, and I didn't have much expectations for you, a guy who wiped his mouth with an aunt's towel after eating, and who was three meters away." Mo Tu sat up from his chair, "Then, the change in your expression and the lines you thought were full of emotion, it was simply inexplicable. When I fell to the ground and described my life experience, my heart did not fluctuate, and I even wanted to toast with Aunt Liu next door to celebrate Xiao Lizi's victory in the little golden man. ”

"Do you believe that I blew up your ass with colorful spiral fireworks?"

"Before that, weigh your IQ and see if you can find the lead of the fireworks, little Lailai!"

"Stop!" Zhang Yichi, who was tied up, yelled, and Mo Ji and Lezein, who had finally quieted down, looked at him, "Quarrel again, I'll eat at home today!" ”

"Okay big guy."

"Okay little gallop."

The two of them bowed their heads to Zhang Yichi and said.

……

Since I went to the airport in City D two days ago to pick up my unpredictable good friend Oh bad friend Lezein, this family has begun to fall out, and everything is irreversibly rushing in the direction of collapse.

This guy from Philadelphia, country M, who is extremely chatty and dressed as a quirk, calls himself a clown, and takes out a small object specially brought from Philadelphia and gives it to his new friend Zhang Yichi, and especially emphasizes that this thing is developed by the top Academy of Sciences in country M.

Later, when Zhang Yichi inadvertently played with it, he found that there was a small line of English behind this small object, which was translated into the meaning that everyone understood: Made in country Z.

After returning to Zhang Yichi's home, well...... I don't know why, his home has become an unpredictable home, Lezein's home, everyone's home......

The beginning was quite normal, everything was developing in a good place, and Zhang Yichi also planned to take him to the well-known 5A-level scenic spot in D City for a turn.

But the next morning, when reading the newspaper about the discovery of the body of Wang Xiao, the murderer of the sensational national library massacre, and the further investigation of the case, he accidentally, well, it cannot be said that it was accidental, and Mo and Lezer were blatantly listening to the birds' chirping on the balcony and plotting to rob a certain bank in the city.

Later, things continued to rush to uncontrollable places, and the two of them planned to play big as they talked, and finally listed all the banks in the entire financial street as the target of robbery.

Zhang Yichi hurriedly stopped their plan and solemnly warned not to make trouble.

After Lesser wrote a 100-word review and a heartfelt reflection, Mr. Zhang let his guard down. But just after noon, Lezein felt that City D was a third-tier city, and the roads were not congested or deserted, and this kind of moderate place was very suitable for intense and exciting chases. Mo Tsui said he had no opinion, and the two hit it off and began to plan a car chase in the city.

Well, this plan was once again stopped by Zhang Yichi, who heard it 'by chance'.

Since then, Zhang Yichi has been with the two all the time, for fear that they will do something big if they don't agree.

It wasn't until he woke up today and found that he was tied up that Zhang Yichi realized it deeply.

It's not going to be quiet this week.