Extra: Lu Huaijin
My father is the prince of Zhenguo.
My dad was a very good guy.
So I need to be very good too.
Otherwise, it will be looked down upon.
This is something I've known since I can remember.
But it's a real headache to get stronger.
I recognize the plum blossom piles that get up early and practice at night, squatting and stepping, and boxing.
But why study?
I also want to accompany His Majesty to study!
If you don't read it well, you will be beaten in the palm of your hand, and if Your Majesty can't read it well, I will also be beaten in the palm of my hand!!
I don't want to study.
I want to go home and sleep with Ahri.
Ahri is a cat that my mother picked up, and it is the mascot of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
There have been many times when my mother and my father have been able to turn evil into good fortune, just because they have Ahri by their side.
It is said that when my mother was pregnant with me, she was a little stimulated, and the fetus was unstable, and I almost lost it.
It was Ahri who squatted on her chest and pulled my mother back one by one, so I was born healthy.
Speaking of which, Ahri is still my lifesaver.
And Aunt Fujia.
According to my mother, Aunt Fujia's hands were already cold at that time, and it was Ahri who squatted heavily on her chest, stabbed a few times, and somehow saved Aunt Fujia.
That's why Ahri is very important to me, more important than my father, and so much worse than my mother.
The reason why I can read so many books now is because Ahri stares at me while I read.
As soon as I didn't want to read it, Ahri would scratch my arm with her paws and put her ass at me.
I don't want to be in front of Ahri's ass, I want to be in front of Ahri's face. So I had to study hard.
My mother often laughs at me for this.
But so what?
It's just that Ahri is staring, and I can read.
In addition to liking martial arts, I like to play with Grandma Akan the most.
Grandma Akan has all kinds of strange bugs, each of which has many uses.
Studying their uses is much more interesting than reading a book.
Later, Ahri went to Suzhou and brought a daughter-in-law back.
Ahri's daughter-in-law is the same color as it, which is very pleasing to the eye, and I like it too.
Later, they gave birth to two little babies, which were taken away by their grandfather.
The Shamun king was finally gone.
When he's here, I want to hug Tana, and he'll look at me like a hooligan.
I'm just a kid! His daughter is a cat!
Didn't he know how much that look hurt me as a pure child?
On the day he left Shangjing, I couldn't wait to set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate.
Then I hugged Tana for three whole days.
Then, I was forcibly thrown into the palace by my father, and let Master Jiang beat my palm fiercely.
I hate reading.
I hate the board that Master Jiang beats the palm of.
So I thought of a way to secretly throw Master Jiang's board into the koi pond.
On the second day, even if we made a mistake, Master Jiang couldn't hit our palms anymore.
I'm really happy!
But on the third day, Master Jiang brought a thicker and thicker board into the palace.
I hate boards!
When I grow up, I want to be like my second uncle, a wanton and chic hero!
The days went by like this, and I had to be beaten up in a few days anyway.
The palms of the hands have been beaten out with a thick layer of calluses.
Forget it, it's time to practice iron sand palms.
As soon as I said this, my grandfather shaved my head.
"What kind of iron sand palm do you practice, grandpa taught you to be powerful!"
So, every day, I went to the study hall in the morning to get boarding, and in the afternoon I practiced martial arts with my grandfather.
Pain and joy.
The second uncle came back, and he told me a lot of interesting stories about him in the rivers and lakes.
I also want to go for a walk on the rivers and lakes to punish adultery and eliminate evil.
Finally, His Majesty no longer needs to read with him.
The younger siblings have also grown up.
I told my father what was going on in my heart, but he only told me to go to my mother.
Hmph, you man who is afraid of his daughter-in-law!
My mother beat me up.
To my sadness, none of the family members stood up for me.
I gritted my teeth tightly and my mother's board hit my ass hard.
I looked at my calloused palms and couldn't cry......
I hate boards!
Seeing that I insisted, my mother sighed and finally nodded in agreement.
I was ecstatic.
But she demanded that I have to follow my second uncle.
It doesn't matter if this is true, the second uncle treats me so well, I definitely can't suffer a loss by following him.
Unexpectedly, on the first night I went out with my second uncle, I became a soup chicken.
There were no hotels, no hot water, not even a dilapidated temple to live in.
also encountered a group of ruffians who robbed the people's daughters.
I thought my kung fu was already very good, but I couldn't even beat these ruffians.
If it hadn't been for my second uncle to save me, I'm afraid I would have been beaten to death by them.
It turns out that it is really not easy to punish evil and promote good.
The second uncle asked me if I wanted to go home, and I hesitated.
To be honest, I really miss the warm bed and Ahri.
But I shook my head anyway.
If heroes are like me and retreat when they encounter difficulties, where will there be heroes in this world?
So I wandered on the rivers and lakes for ten years with my second uncle.
Every year, I take the time to go back to my house and stay with you for a while.
It wasn't until the second uncle had a second aunt who could make spices that I also met the person I fell in love with at first sight.
She can play the piano, she can paint, and she can accompany me to dismantle a few tricks, I have never seen such a talented woman.
I can't wait to take her home.
When she stood at the gate of the mansion, she looked at the sign of the Zhenguo Mansion with a very strange expression.
After seeing her father and mother, she said slowly that she was the granddaughter of General Weiyuan.
My father and mother were very happy and kept her in the house for a few more days.
But I saw the carrier pigeons flying out and the secret guards leaving the house.
I know they're not at ease.
Actually, I'm also worried, I'm also afraid that the perfect woman in my heart will be someone with other plans.
But now it's not as good as it used to be, and I have to think about the whole house.
Unexpectedly, General Weiyuan's wife rushed back to Shangjing in person, and after seeing Sisi, she was scolded.
Sisi, like me, also has to go out to explore the rivers and lakes.
It's just that I got the consent of my parents, and Sisi ran out secretly.
At this moment, the whole family was relieved.
Just after we got married, my father was on the cusp again.
We couldn't go out again, so we had to stay in Shangjing.
Half a year later, my father became the new king.
"I don't want to be an emperor." I whispered to my father.
I knew that this was unfair to my younger brother, but when I saw that Xingze had suffered so many sins and still gave up the throne, I knew that I couldn't be a competent emperor.
When the dust settled, I took one of Ahri's babies and Sisi to Suzhou, where my father and mother had guarded it.
Let me do something for my brother as well.