Chapter Seventy-Four: Talk

The trivial things are done, and the barbecue rack is also done.

He Yun arranged it again: "Let's look for food in the wild at noon today, Zhang Yaxin, Zheng Jiang, Wang Chao, the three of you and the women go to the other side of the river to get some water, and then see if you can fork a few fish, and I will take the others into the mountains to see what wild things can be caught." ”

"Done." Zheng Jiang cried with a sad face, he didn't want to stay with a group of women, and the other two men nodded.

"When you're done, stay here and prepare to boil water and cook." He Yun took out a crossbow bolt from his tent.

"Wow, where did you get this thing?" One asked.

He Yun said quite proudly: "This thing is nothing, and there are many people who buy this hunting privately now." ”

"Let's get caught, and that's it, right?" Another asked.

"Hey! In these years, who still goes into the mountains to inspect, and what can I do if I get caught, at most I will give a verbal warning, this is not thirty years ago, what are you afraid of. He Yun fiddled with his crossbow arrows, "By the way, I still have two more in my tent, let's play with this thing for a while, maybe we can catch a wild boar." ”

"And wild boars in this area?" Mo Ji raised an eyebrow.

He Yun glanced at Mo Yu: "Just kidding, but there are monkeys, there are other animals, and I heard that wolves were infested here a while ago." ”

"Impossible, right? How dangerous it is to have wolves......" Wu Xiu covered his mouth and exclaimed.

He Yun said with a smile: "Sister Wu, don't worry, we are in the border area, those animals are in the mountains, they will not appear here, besides, even if we come, what can we do, we have three crossbow arrows, and when we come, we will directly knock down the skin and roast it." ”

This remark caused everyone to burst into laughter.

The atmosphere was good, He Yun arranged the three men he had ordered before on the side of the tent, and then walked towards the mountain with the others. Before leaving, Zhang Yichi found Zheng Jiang and asked him to help with Pear Blossom more, and then followed Mo Tu, and Lai Zeyin went to the mountain.

"Brother, this guy is very fierce with one arrow." Unpredictably, he unceremoniously took the crossbow arrow from He Yun's hand and played with it.

He Yun was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect this person to be so polite, and then asked, "Have you ever played with this thing?" β€œβ€

"Nope." Mo set up his bow and aimed it at the distance, and his mouth made a beeping sound to simulate a crossbow arrow breaking through the air......

He Yun saw that this person was as naΓ―ve as his own child, he snorted disdainfully, and then snatched the crossbow back from Mo Xue's hand: "If you don't know how to play, just wait for me to teach you later, and you're not afraid of shooting others?" β€œβ€

"If you don't have an arrow, how can you shoot someone?" Mo asked pretending to be serious.

"Alright, I'll teach you how to use this thing in a moment." He Yun was too lazy to worry about it. He divided the other two crossbows among his two good friends, causing a curious scramble. Only the three of them followed him, and it was clear that they were not familiar with him, but they still came to him and forcibly chatted awkwardly.

"How old is the kid, buddy?"

"What does it have to do with you?"

"I'll just ask."

"Who are you?"

"That's it."

"Oh, how is your wife doing?"

He Yun stopped and stared at him: "Are you sick?" Why do I ask in such detail? The police? ”

"I'll just ask." Unpredictable smiled.

He Yun, who looked harmless to humans and animals, was also inconvenient to lose his temper, so he had to continue to move towards the mountain patiently.

"What should I do if I get lost on the mountain?"

"Isn't there a map on your phone?"

"Ah, lo and behold, there's no signal." Mo Yi took out his mobile phone and showed it to He Yun.

He Yun sighed and took out a compass from himself: "There is a compass." ”

"What if it's like the Bermuda Triangle, and the compass fails when you go up the mountain?" Mo Ji still asked very seriously.

"Too many of the world's unsolved mysteries? Even if the compass doesn't work, we can mark it on the road. He Yun rolled his eyes and said.

"What if--""

"Enough is enough, the soul is light! I'm here to hunt! I'm not here to explain the problem to you! ”

"Okay, you're right. What if ......"

"Ahhh Fuck off!! ”

After about half an hour, everyone was very energetic and extremely interested, so they walked very fast, and some small animals could already be seen here. Occasionally, a monkey that could see its back in the trees would elicit a burst of exclamations.

In fact, it was a very good outing, but unfortunately they all knew that if the director arranged for them to come here, nothing good would happen.

"Huh! There's a rabbit there! ”

"Shhhh Be quiet! Beware of alarming it! ”

"Hey, if you don't warn me, I won't be able to see this dark autumn."

Now that the road ahead is blocked by a little rabbit, everyone can't help but boil. They all volunteered to shoot it with a crossbow.

The last few of He Yun's friends admired He Yun with all their might, so he bore the brunt of it and was about to show his hand. He Yun obviously liked this feeling of being in the limelight, and he encouraged himself in his heart, he must perform well.

The others all held their breath, some watched as He Yun set up a crossbow aimed at the rabbit, and some watched the rabbit that was about to be slaughtered take out their cameras.

He Yun's palms oozed some sweat, not a lot of sweat, but it made him feel that the crossbow in his hand was a little slippery, and after aiming for dozens of seconds, he put down the crossbow and wiped it on his pants with his free hand.

"Woo ......"

There were boos from the crowd.

Several of He Yun's friends glared, and the crowd fell silent again. He Yun closed his eyes to calm himself down, and then opened his eyes and aimed at the rabbit squatting by the tree as if eating grass, and after a few seconds, he had an intuition in his heart, which told him that if the arrow was shot, it would be hit.

He Yun waited for this feeling, and his fingers slowly moved towards the trigger.

"Ahh

A loud scream sounded, and He Yun, who was highly nervous, subconsciously pulled the trigger, and an arrow shot straight out, shooting at the position where the rabbit was before, and the rabbit jumped out immediately after being alarmed because someone had just shouted.

"Alas!"

A sigh came, He Yun almost threw the crossbow machine directly to the ground, he looked at the source of the voice just now, it was actually the person who was chattering about himself just now!

"Sorry, I'm so excited, the crossbow posture you just now is the most professional I've ever seen, and I even felt the taste of egg fried rice made by my mother when I was a child. Huh? It doesn't feel like that's right. You wait. Mo Ji coughed and prepared to go, "I'm so excited, your crossbow posture just now is the most specialized I've ever seen--"