Chapter 212: The Organs Are Exhausted
Luo Feng was also sick and rushed to the doctor in order to avoid the robbery, and unceremoniously pulled out Li Xiaoyao as a shield, hoping to start a role, but it was okay not to mention him, as soon as he mentioned the big pig's trotters, Ling'er's expression darkened obviously, and said: "Brother Xiaoyao is indeed a good person, but Ling'er understands in his heart that he already has someone he likes...... Every time he came back to see me, he always mentioned the girl named Lin Yueru and told me the story of the two of them slaying demons together. ”
Luo Feng secretly scolded Li Xiaoyao in his heart for being ignorant, this kid didn't forget his worries and Gu didn't open the door, and he didn't know whether to praise him for being honest or scolding him for being stupid.
In the original plot, if Li Xiaoyao didn't forget his worries, he probably said when he participated in the competition to recruit relatives: "I already have a wife, and I can only marry a concubine if I marry again." He completely broke off his relationship with Lin Yueru.
God's treatment of helping to pick up girls, that is, a pig can enjoy the blessings of all people, this guy forgot the fact that he was a married man when he recruited relatives, so he had a relationship with Lin Yueru, and he could come up with a reasonable explanation afterwards to prove that he was not a scumbag, and he set up a chastity archway, which is really envious of Brother Cheng.
After Luo Feng changed the plot, he didn't forget to help him, and the true level of this kid was exposed, and he really hurt the heart of the beauty unconsciously.
Luo Feng persuaded: "That kid is still young, the man matures late, he doesn't understand emotional things very well, and Lin Yueru is only a working relationship, don't get me wrong!" Who does he like, and if you make a decision without asking him in person, wouldn't it be a pity to find out that you missed it because of a misunderstanding in the future? ”
At this point, Luo Feng can only find various reasons to delay, and then find a way to gain time, if he can delay for a while, as long as he doesn't express his position on the spot, there is still room for maneuver.
Luo Feng's advice like a confidant big sister barely worked, and Ling'er was thoughtful and seemed hesitant.
"So be it!" Luo Feng hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and said, "I'll contact Li Xiaoyao and ask him to come and meet you immediately, and the two of you can sit down and talk about it and make it clear." ”
Zhao Ling'er was a little embarrassed and said: "In case Brother Xiaoyao doesn't like Ling'er......"
"He dares!" Luo Feng said viciously: "At that time, you were all the empress, if he refused to be a concubine for you, he would enter the palace as a eunuch to accompany and serve you, and see how he chooses!" ”
Zhao Ling'er shook his head and said, "That's not good, how can Ling'er do such a domineering thing?" If he didn't like Ling'er, Ling'er wouldn't force it, and would bless him and that Yueru girl......"
Grandma Jiang suddenly interjected: "If that carefree boy refuses to marry Ling'er, and Ling'er refuses to force him, what should you do?" ”
Luo Feng said helplessly: "The poor monk will be responsible to the end!" ”
Grandma Jiang didn't relent: "How can you be responsible?" ”
"If that kid doesn't marry, he won't be blessed, and the poor monk will come to marry him!" Luo Feng resolutely said: "I definitely won't let Xiao Ling'er suffer the slightest grievance!" ”
Ling'er was stunned for a moment and said, "Brother Luo, you ...... It's too accommodating to me......"
"What's that!" Luo Feng waved his hand generously and said: "You are connected with the well-being of hundreds of millions of sentient beings, for the sake of all sentient beings, as long as you can be happy, you Brother Luo can do anything!" ”
Luo Feng also tried his best, dancing on the tip of the knife, he wanted to become a Buddha and attain the fruit, but he didn't want to get involved in the love robbery, and he also planned to lure Ling'er back to Free City, it is not difficult to achieve a single goal, but to succeed in all goals, it requires extremely subtle micro-manipulation.
First of all, he couldn't say anything to Ling'er that lowered his favorability, lest he couldn't get her to go with him voluntarily.
Secondly, he can't say anything that raises his high sensitivity too much, lest Ling'er be so excited about him that he has to use love with him.
Finally, as a monk of the Enlightenment Fruit, he must also benefit all sentient beings, and must not have selfish feelings and selfish intentions.
The last sentence of marrying Ling'er for the sake of sentient beings actually has a Buddhist allusion.
It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang broke through Suzhou City and captured 5,000 Zhang Shicheng's generals, and wanted to slaughter these 5,000 generals.
There is a host of Chongyuan Temple outside Suzhou, named Zhi Yan, who came to persuade him, and Zhu Yuanzhang said, "Since ancient times, monks have eaten vegetarians, and generals have killed people, all of which are heavenly principles, so please go back!" ”
The monk asked rhetorically: "If the monk doesn't eat a vegetarian diet, won't the general kill people?" ”
Zhu Yuanzhang made a bet with him, as long as he ate ten catties of meat, he would not kill the soldiers, Zhi Yan agreed, that day, the old monk really ate 10 catties of pork raw, but the next day he died due to his inability to digest excess fat and old age.
The monk sacrificed himself at the cost of breaking the vows, saved 5,000 lives, and did not receive it after his death, but received great blessings and achieved positive results.
Luo Feng said that he was to follow the example of an old monk who ate meat, and a monk broke his vows to marry a wife to spend his life, and died of a stroke the next day, maybe he could also get great blessings!
Grandma Jiang nodded first and said: "That's okay, you can have one more choice, the old body only cares about Ling'er's personal happiness, and on the premise that she is happy and carefree all her life, she will not be prevented from being born to save the human race." ”
After this conversation about marriage, the little girl's face really couldn't hang on, and the clothes on her body were also torn, so she covered her chest and swam away with a red face swinging the snake's tail, and hid in the depths of the Moon Water Palace, embarrassed to face Brother Luo, who might become her future husband.
Luo Feng said goodbye to Grandma Jiang, came to the coast on the side of Xianling Island, cut down some trees and bamboo, built a grass house for himself, and lived in the grass house for the time being, concocting efficient fairy incense while waiting for Li Xiaoyao to fly to Xianling Island with a flying sword to have a showdown with Zhao Ling'er.
Luo Feng judged that according to Li Xiaoyao's current intimacy with Lin Yueru, the result of this showdown was likely to be issued a good person card by him, and if he didn't make some small moves, he would gladly accept the robbery.
At the moment of life and death, he had to take some extraordinary measures, he planned to catch Xiao Lizi and lock Ling'er in the secret room, spray some incense used by the wine and sword fairy into it, and first make the raw rice into a mature meal, so that the two of them could give birth to the child and marry a son.
After they get married, they will instigate Lin Yueru to take the position, Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru are originally in love, and it is likely that the old love will be rekindled, even if Xiao Li Zi is an upright and good person, Luo Feng will also make a hindrance from it, and then serve the fairy incense to promote good things, and at the same time lead Ling'er to break the scene of the two selfless applause.
In this way, he can take advantage of the weakness to abduct the heartbroken Ling'er, become a happy pick-up man, and harvest a young wife.
This yin plan looks like a plan, but Luo Feng couldn't be happy.
Some of the pit people in the past can be described as having a smooth year, but now everything is not going well, Luo Feng always feels that he has been exposed, he has been included in the blacklist of the Heavenly Dao, and people who are unlucky will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, maybe what will happen when this plan is implemented!
Sitting in the grass house, Luo Feng weighed the pros and cons in a panic, seriously considering whether he should give up the task in time to stop the loss and pat his ass and slip back to Liberty City.
Ten years of hard work was wasted, Luo Feng was also a little reluctant, he only had a record of failing to flee once in a mission, but he didn't want to make a failure for his perfect resume.
But if you don't cut the meat in time to stop the loss, you will have to fold it in, even if you don't have a soul when you die, Dr. Li resurrected him in Free City, because the investigator communicator was lost due to death, the materials in the space warehouse could not be recovered, and the loss would be very huge.
After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't make up his mind, it was already dark outside, and before he knew it, time passed into the middle of the night.
At this moment, Ling'er's voice suddenly came from outside the grass house, and the little girl said timidly: "Brother Luo, you haven't eaten yet, have you?" Ling'er picked some fruit and brought it to you, can I come in? ”
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