But it is undeniable that the girl is not dressed yet!

I blushed, didn't dare to look at Bai Xiaoran a few more times, turned around and walked towards the room, and stammered: "I, I'll go find you a dress to wear." ”

It's a pity that I don't have a woman's clothes at home as a single man, and I don't know why, there are so many clothes in the closet, and I have to pick out a white shirt for a long time before picking out a white shirt and handing it to her.

But he still didn't dare to turn his head.

Until Bai Xiaoran said, "It's dressed." ”

I turned my head and saw that she was already wearing a white shirt, and I relaxed.

But my clothes still look a size bigger on her body, and my slender figure looms under the loose white shirt, why do I feel more seductive than when I don't wear it?!

I was so embarrassed that I didn't know what to say, my cheeks were hot, and I raised my hand to cover my nose: "Ahem......!" ”

Bai Xiaoran's face was also very red, and after turning back into a human face, whether she was shy or happy, she could see it more clearly than when she had a snake face before.

After a long time, she took the lead in breaking the embarrassment: "What's your name?" ”

"Wu, Wu Shen."

"Oh......"

It's embarrassing again.

"Am I ugly right now?" It was she who spoke first, touched her bare head, and asked me.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay......"

Actually, I think you're pretty good-looking;

I heard that bald head is the true standard for testing appearance;

You have a good foundation and look good in any hairstyle......

Alas, I could think of so many words to comfort her, but I couldn't say a word.

It's so embarrassing.

I don't know why, but my tongue is knotted.

I really couldn't say any more, so I simply took out my mobile phone from my pocket, opened Taobao, and handed it to her directly: "That...... Ahem, it's rare that you've cultivated into a human form, so I think I should give you a little reward. You...... You go pick something, buy some clothes that suit you, or wigs or whatever, just put everything you want in the shopping cart, and when you feel like it's almost there, bring it to me to pay out. ”

"Hmm." She hugged her phone, turned around, and slipped back to the basement.

When she was gone, I breathed a sigh of relief, collapsed on the bed, and took a break.

Oh my God, do I really want to live under the same roof with such a pure and sexy little snake demon in the future?

It's over, can I control myself?

Syllable......

I slapped myself in the face and flapped these strange thoughts away.

Really, what do you think? Even if you have any thoughts, you have to wait until they are completely human, what else can you do with a snake now? Don't think too dirty!

*

After a few days, I continued to receive couriers, and the courier brother looked at me...... Tsk, how do you say that?

I solemnly despise unscrupulous merchants printing the word "bra" on express packages!

said that Bai Xiaoran bought clothes that she could wear, of course, this underwear was also among them, she bought a box as soon as she bought it, and the box was written in black and white...... Oh no, those two words in capital and bold!

When I signed, the courier brother looked at me with strange eyes, and after I signed, he patted me on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Okay, Wu Shen, I haven't seen you have a girlfriend for so many years, why did you suddenly buy so many women's things?" Do you have a girlfriend? ”

I shook my head.

"Oh! So you have this fetish! The courier brother said to me solemnly, "Don't worry, I will keep it secret for you." ”

After that, I went to the next delivery store, leaving me alone with the box printed with capitals and bold bold bold letters in the wind at the door of the store!

Later, a few days later, Fan Xueqi knew about my payment for Bai Xiaoran, and the girl immediately ran to my room and cried and made a fuss, saying that I forgot the old person when I had a new favorite, and cried that Uncle Xiao was partial and didn't care for her...... Wow wow crying so loudly.

Until I handed her the phone, she immediately stopped crying for a second and said, "Uncle Xiao, I love you the most~!" ”

Then he went to the basement with his mobile phone to play with Bai Xiaoran.

When Fan Xueqi took the phone back, the smile was a bright spring, and when I looked at the shopping cart checkout bill, the 4 digits really made me stare at it, and I almost didn't spray a mouthful of blood on the phone screen!

In front of him, Fan Xueqi smiled so much that it was harmless to a human being.

I thought to myself that we can't be untrustworthy as a big man, and we can't be too partial, so I took a mouthful of old blood and pressed my fingerprint to checkout.

"Oh~!" Fan Xueqi happily ran out of my room.

I collapsed on the bed!

I swear, when I'm old, I'm going to start accepting closed disciples for myself, I will never accept female apprentices, this woman is too coquettish, my little heart can't stand it!!

Dish t

*

But this is still a small thing.

One night I was sleeping comfortably when suddenly I felt as if something wasn't quite right.

Something cold slipped on me, and although it was cold, it made me hot, and I opened my eyes and saw that in the darkness her skin was so white that it seemed to glow against me, her eyes were misty, her lips were on my ears and she kept whispering my name, her hands were unruly, and the cold that slipped between my legs was her snake's tail...... Yes......!

"it!" I immediately came to my senses with fright, and quickly pushed her away, trying to escape.

But her snake tail soon wrapped around my legs, and I fell out of bed with a thud, and face down, and fell a dog in the mud! （tat）

"Bai Xiaoran!" I yelled her name!

But this time, as if she hadn't heard, she crawled over, her expression was like pain and hunger, and she called out my name with tears in her eyes, and when she was about to lose it, she suddenly opened her mouth and showed two fangs quenched with venom and "kissed" me!

Ouch my mother!

I can't afford this kind of "love"!

I was so frightened that I woke up, bit my fingertips, and hit Bai Xiaoran's forehead with all my life's strength, and when she was temporarily distracted, I removed the snake tail wrapped around me in three strokes and five by two, hugged this chick, and threw it out of the room!

When I closed the door, the venom-quenched fangs were still dangling brightly in front of me, and I was completely dead!

Lin Xian is right, ghosts will repeat their experiences before death, Bai Xiaoran is good at anything, but it is that kind of death, so she will still have seizures in the middle of the night from time to time in the future......

But just that pair of fangs, I didn't dare to eat some tofu when she wanted to lose her mind!

Just this one, I have no lust!

When I got up the next day, when Bai Xiaoran saw me, she turned around and ran away with a red face, which made me depressed...... Eldest sister, it's me who was almost, why are you a culprit?

Despite this, I still put a demon suppression talisman on the door of my room: [Edict: Banshees are not allowed to enter!] 】

Then I sat down and thought about one thing seriously, why don't I rent a house for her outside after Bai Xiaoran cultivates her human form, anyway, after the human form is cultivated, I am not obliged to raise her for a lifetime, right?

But after thinking about it, people have cultivated into human form, and I still let people move out to live in it...... Something seems to be wrong??

Alas, don't want to!

I thought that after sticking the demon charm charm, I would be able to sleep peacefully at night.

However, that night, I always felt that the room was cold and heavy.

It was so cold that I wanted to pull the quilt over and cover it, but as soon as I reached out, I passed through countless * ......

Awakened!

As soon as I opened my eyes, there were female ghosts on my body, on the bed, on the wall, and on the ceiling!

The female ghost pressing on me had unruly hands.

Now I understand......

"! Don't learn from Bai Xiaoran! Even if you seduce me, I can't just tattoo you on passers-by, so that you can understand the fate of the dust and be reincarnated as soon as possible!! "I yelled in despair!

That's right, these female ghosts are the female ghosts in my wind chime room and other "fate......

The next day, I held my waist, my whole body was sore and my legs were cramping, and I put a new talisman on the door of the room: [Edict: Banshees and female ghosts are not allowed to enter!] 】

But thinking about it, it seems that Fan Xueqi's girl also had a precedent of breaking into my sleeping place uninvited in the past, so she changed the charm: [Edict: Banshees, female ghosts, and Fan Xueqi are not allowed to enter! ] 】

So on the third day......

I felt something touch my chest, and when I opened my eyes, I found Lin Yan lying next to me, smiling evilly......

"Damn!!"

Get up and change the charm again: [Imperial Decree: Demons and fairies are forbidden to enter!] 】

But it didn't take long for Lin Shi to go back to the toilet, and when he came back, he became Zuo Zheng.

Zuo Zheng, a righteous and awe-inspiring theist, passed by my room, saw the talisman pasted on it, frowned, tore it off mercilessly, and said to me: "Wu Shen, what are you doing? What era is it now, and what superstition is there to engage in! ”

After saying that, he crumpled the talisman into a ball, threw it into the garbage can, and walked away in style.

I silently spat out a mouthful of old blood.

From then on, I never put a mark on the door again.

I put white paper and black paper on it, capitalized and bold!

——[I'm crazy, refuse to enter!] 】