"Next stop, Senfeng Temple, please get off the bus at the left gate in the direction of progress......"

In the subway car, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo stood in the corner chatting. With their status, they are naturally embarrassed to compete for seats with other social animals during the rush hour - they are stronger the more they go to work, the thicker their hair is, and the more energetic they are, and ordinary people are basically the opposite when they go to work.

"So, do you want us to help you reconcile with your three confidantes this time?" Ren Suo asked.

Zhao Huo nodded, "Since we came back from Sapporo, I gave them a set of underwear...... Then they ignored me. ”

Ren Suo: "You're so perverted, give others underwear, don't you clearly want them to wear it for you to see?" Belch. ”

"It's not that you and Qiao Mu are harming me!" Speaking of this, Zhao Huo's biceps couldn't help but harden, and he hated itchy: "If it weren't for you and Qiao Muyi instigating me, how could I give that kind of gift?" ”

"That's not right, do you really think it's because you gave away three sets of underwear that caused this situation? Wrong! ”

Ren Suo said: "In my experience, it's because you express your love to the three of them at the same time, this kind of behavior that is obviously a scumbag will naturally cause them to be violently disgusted, and you give the same thing." It's just that other gifts are lighters at best, and when you give underwear, you use a flamethrower to spray them - the result is the same, they will all blow up. ”

Zhao Huo: "...... with your experience?" ”

"You don't care so much," Ren Suo waved his hand, hooked Zhao Huo's shoulder, and the two walked off the subway to change lines with their shoulders hooked: "But so much time has passed, why should they be angry, right?" “

"They said they needed to calm down, and I asked them out in private, but they wouldn't." Zhao Huo sighed: "They said they wanted to talk together." ”

successfully changed the topic, so that Zhao Huo, a fool, no longer entangled in the topic of underwear gifts, Ren Suo deeply felt a sense of superiority in IQ.

"That means they have reached a consensus in private," Ren Suo said, "They want you to make a choice in front of the three of them, choose one and give up two." The winner wins the fair and the loser, and the defeated dog loses completely. ”

Zhao Huo was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Is this the case?" It's Sogo! ”

"Your brother Suo is experienced in a hundred battles and has seen a lot." Ren Suo sighed for a while.

"So what should I do?" Zhao Huo hurriedly asked.

They switched lanes to another car, and the two of them held the handrails and huddled in a group of office workers and said, "Since you don't know, why did you plan to invite us here?" ”

Zhao Huo blinked, and his eyes unconsciously looked at the upper right corner: "Just ...... I hope you can ease the atmosphere a little bit, so they won't lose their temper......"

"That's ......" Ren Suo nodded and said, "Then what if they ask you how to choose during the banquet?" ”

Zhao Huo was silent for a moment and said, "I will answer sincerely, this is a multiple-choice question." ”

"It seems that you are determined to choose this path of no return," Ren Suo sighed: "Are you confident?" Do you think you have the charm to fall in love with three girls at the same time? ”

"Absolutely!" Zhao Huo pointed at himself with his thumb very proudly: "You may not believe it, but a female student likes me recently!" ”

"Wow, that's amazing!"

"She is very beautiful, she likes the second dimension, martial arts, dancing, staying up late, no matter what standard you use, she is a well-deserved student goddess!"

"Oh, awesome!"

"Although we haven't been together for a long time, I'm tempted, and I can see that she is also tempted." Zhao Huo sighed: "It's a pity that I already have a heart." ”

"I'm not a scumbag, so I can only reluctantly let go of this relationship that has not yet developed into a towering tree."

"Well, it's a pity."

"We met too late and too early. If it had been a little later, I, as a married man, would not have been tempted; If I could have been a little earlier, I would not have given up as a single aristocrat. ”

Zhao Huo sighed: "At the wrong time, meeting the right person and making a helpless choice, this is the so-called regret." ”

Ren Suo's face was expressionless: "It turns out that there will really be a good-looking female student who likes you on the airwaves." ”

"Don't you believe it?" Zhao Huo patted Ren Suo's shoulder: "But in this world, there will really be soul mates who fall in love at first sight, those who have never seen it think it is magic, and those who have seen it will know that this is fate." ”

"I believe it, how can I not believe Brother Huo? Whoever doesn't believe Brother Huo, I'll blow him up. Ren Suo skipped the topic and said, "Then when it's time to eat, how can we help you?" ”

"You know, the relationship between the three of them...... Not so good. If I were the only one to eat with them, they would not only target me, but even quarrel with each other, and it would be difficult for me to reconcile with them and ease the relationship between them. ”

Zhao Huo said: "Your female friends are all smart, cute, beautiful and blind good girls, and their presence can effectively suppress the tense atmosphere at the dinner table, at least give me a chance to explain." ”

"Did you just say they were blind?"

"No, I'm talking about 'rangers', referring to them as chivalrous people who are loyal and brave enough to help each other."

Ren Suo: "That's it...... You've got a pretty good plan, just follow your lines, I'll tell them. ”

"But is there really a conversation between them? You also know that one of them is the deputy director of the countermeasures bureau, the other is a monk who seeks the fourth turn of the Tao, two beautiful female college students, and a small rice bucket...... Can they get on good terms with your three girlfriends? ”

Zhao Huo: "It's definitely okay, my fiancée is the president of the company, my childhood sweetheart runs a self-media studio, and my younger sister is studying for graduate school, they are all good girls who are motivated and hardworking, and they should get acquainted with each other quickly." ”

"Mm-hmm, that makes sense, you're thinking it through." Ren Suo praised very much: "Don't worry, I will help, try to create a good conversation environment for you, even if you say something wrong, I will help remedy it." If you invite me to dinner, I will help you resurrect infinitely! ”

"Sogo!" Zhao Huo said movingly: "From today on, you are my half-brother!" ”

The two looked at each other, their eyes full of sincerity and trust.

However, Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the passing aisle outside the subway window, and the sly smile on his face could hardly be hidden.

Very good.

Zhao Huo really wanted to fall out with his confidants.

Although I expected it, I didn't expect it to be so timely.

Yes, people like Zhao Huo, the moment he expressed his love, the relationship between them had already entered the countdown.

His fiancée, childhood sweetheart and school sister have a bad relationship with each other, and they hate each other, I'm afraid they don't want to blow up each other's dogheads. They refused to meet Zhao Huo in private, and made an appointment to confront Zhao Huo together, in fact, they wanted Zhao Huo to help blow up each other's dog heads together.

They also knew very well that no matter how fanciful Zhao Huo said in private, it was not as effective as showing his attitude with practical actions in public, so they simply did not give Zhao Huo the opportunity to meet in private and break them one by one.

With Zhao Huo's IQ, do you want to calculate them in reverse? Are you going to let me and Chengling ease the atmosphere?

Amusing! How can people's subjective initiative be so strong! If we persuade them on the side, they will be willing to serve one husband with three women?

How can the so-called love be such a convenient thing?

Such wishful thinking and naïve fantasy is really unbearable to break.

Zhao Huo, let me teach you a truth tonight.

There will always be only one end for a scumbag!

And I will take this opportunity to watch your fate with my girlfriends, so that everyone can see how much misfortune a scumbag and a confidante with a bad relationship will cause, and reflect that we are a happy relationship in the new era of sustainable development!

Plus, I'll get you a big meal for free!

Life is really wonderful, and suddenly such a rewarding side quest pops up!

Zhao Huo, as the price for you to see my women's clothes, accept the sanction of fate!

On the other side, Zhao Huo, who was looking down at his mobile phone, also breathed a sigh of relief, pretending to be looking at the sand sculptures in the group, and naturally released the smile that he couldn't hold.

Very good.

This time, Ren Suo and his love partners are here!

I'm saved!

This Ren Suo may still think that he is well hidden, but I have found out one after another this month that not only does he go to Dong Chengling's house every day to eat, but Qiao Muyi's circle of friends also posted intimate photos of him and Qiao Muyi, and last night someone saw him and Gu Yueyan having a tryst in the school grove!

Ren Suo is so lazy and so able to eat, Lin Xianyu is the eldest brother of the former eldest brother all day long, the two of them are so high, I'm afraid they also have one leg!

Female teachers, female students, female strategy monks, tsk, and between these girls, they are each other's best friends, classmates, and good friends, is Ren Suo aiming at a circle of friends for group strategy?

If I used to be envious, but not now.

Moreover, Ren Suo's complicated relationship with his love partner can just be a force I can rely on!

Later, when it was time to eat, I would knock on the side and ask them who they liked, and talk about love on the side, which would definitely make them take the initiative to say, 'The person I like is Ren Suo', 'It's so coincidental, so am I', 'Ah, are you too?' Yunyun.

Then you can take the opportunity to lift Ren Suo's stupid veil and let everyone see his scummy and stupid true face!

When the time comes, Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling will fight, and Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu, the best friends, are afraid that they will fall out.

At this dangerous moment, I did everything I could to protect Xiao Fan, Xiao Meng and Xiao Shu. Then they will know that Ren Suo's kind of talent is called a scumbag, and I, Zhao Huo, am actually a good man with responsibility!

Life is amazing, God gave me three girlfriends and gave me a backbiter.

Ren Suo, as the price for you to trick me into giving me a gift of underwear, accept the hammer of reality!

"Next stop, Shuisheng Village, please get off the bus at the left gate in the direction of progress......"

When it was time to change the line again, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo hooked their shoulders and got off the car. After they left, someone in the subway car suddenly cried:

"Damn, I've been on two stations!"

As soon as he opened his mouth like this, the others couldn't help it: "Brother, you have calculated, I should have gotten off when they got in the car, and I sat down in a daze." ”

"I didn't expect to meet such a sand sculpture when I got off work, but unfortunately the subway is too noisy and I can't record it on my mobile phone."

"Those two fools may have watched too much anime, and they can brag about it, and they can brag so interesting."

"My girlfriend is also the president, the younger sister, the monk, and the director of the countermeasures bureau...... Why don't you say that the moon singer is also their wife. ”

"What kind of subway is you taking with such awesomeness?"

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