In the summer, the blazing sun scorched the earth, and the angry voices of teachers could be heard in the school classes.

"Ye Fan, you rat!"

"I know how to play Glory of Kings in class every day, and I go to an Internet café to play League of Legends after class, Ye Fan, tell me, what do you want to do when you grow up, the mud can't support the wall, you are destined to farm when you grow up, and you will have no interest in your life!!" The head teacher stood in front of Ye Fan angrily, and today he once again found that Ye Fan was playing with his mobile phone in class, and decided to confiscate Ye Fan's mobile phone and let his father collect it.

Ye Fan stubbornly protected his mobile phone and stuffed it into his clothes to prevent the head teacher from confiscating it.

This kind of thing has happened more than once, but very many times, every time the head teacher will complain to Ye Fan's father, "I can't teach this child, you can take it back as soon as possible, he will bring other good students in the class!" ”

If it weren't for Ye Fan's family and the principal's family, he would have said goodbye a long time ago!

"Students, all of you stay away from Ye Fan in the future, he, he will be farming in the future, everyone should take caution!" The mobile phone was not confiscated, and the head teacher angrily returned to the lectern table to continue the class.

Ye Fan has been said by the head teacher at least fifty or sixty times, and in front of the whole class, he named rat poop and farming!

Ye Zi snorted, took out his mobile phone and put it directly on the table, and deliberately contradicted the head teacher, and put the mobile phone directly on the table to play!

Ye Fan pushed back unconvinced, and said with a snort: "Maybe I'm the next UZI!" Next QGhappy, maybe I will be signed as a professional player in the future and earn 10 million a year! My salary in one year is more than the salary of yours as a teacher in several lifetimes! ”

Ye Fan's small voice was obviously heard by the head teacher.

Suddenly, the head teacher pointed at Ye Fan and said, "Do you still want to be rich in the future?" In the future, you will beg people to borrow money every day, and you don't know where to eat and eat next! Whoever is close to you is unlucky! The worst student in the class still wants to get rich, and when you get rich, I'll eat this blackboard eraser! ”

Then, there was a lot of laughter in the class! Of course, this incident is just a small episode in the class, the teacher continues to class, Ye Fan continues to play with his mobile phone, and the students will continue to listen carefully after laughing!

"Damn, why did the machine jam at a critical time! What's the situation! Ye Zi looked angrily at the bloody enemy on the screen of his mobile phone, his own Li Bai's Qinglian Sword Song had been unlocked, and he could kill three times immediately!

Ye Zi shook his mobile phone for a moment, but when Ye Zi's eyes saw that the whole class seemed to be stationary, the head teacher's hand remained on the blackboard, and the electric fan also quietly stopped rotating in an instant.

A test paper that has been scraped up by an electric fan is still in the air!

A ball of notes passed between men and women stays in the air!

"How is this pulling? How can it be as if everything is still, no, as if the whole space and time have stood still! Delma, what the hell is this? Ye Fan twisted his neck, looked left and right, and the entire classroom was a quiet world.

The whole time and space are still!

"I didn't dream that there was such a thing in the world!" Ye Fan slapped himself, his face was hot, it hurt! Is this horse a dream? How could the pain be so real, Ye Fan's eyes turned with a grunt, and his heart moved: "Whatever it is, even if it's a dream!" ”

Ye Fan got up from his seat with a smile, walked over and held the ball of tissues that were still in the air, opened it to see what was written inside, and saw: "Dear, it's so exciting for the head teacher to upload notes in class, where do you go on a date at night?" ”

Ye Fan touched his chin, looking at the two couples who were not less chattering in front of Ye Fan, the voice of the two of them laughing just now was the loudest, Ye Fan was very cold, and said secretly: "You guys are too exciting, right, then I'll make you more exciting!" Subsequently, Ye Fan changed the direction of the note and aimed it in the direction of the head teacher's forehead, it is estimated that the two of you will be more exciting later!

Ye Fan thought of the anger that erupted from the head teacher, and showed a wicked smile, but when Ye Fan saw her motionless, the most beautiful and dazzling golden flower in the class - Xia Yuyan.

Ye Fan had a kind of impatient thought in his heart, Ye Fan approached step by step that the class flower in the class was also the school flower, stretched out his palm and shook it in front of the eyes full of concentration, as if to make sure that the black eyes did not have any reaction, and they were really still!

Ye Fan swallowed his saliva and looked at the most beautiful class flower in the class in front of him - Xia Yuyan, this Xia Yuyan, who was praised as a good student by the male compatriots in the school!

Three good: good face, good plump, good legs.

Ye Zi nervously wiped his palms with a little beads of sweat, looked at his chest that was wrapped in a thin blue school uniform, swallowed saliva and slowly approached, and then stretched out his right hand to put it on it, and pinched it slightly!

(500 words of excitement...... ）

Ye Fan looked at Banhua Xia Yuyan, who didn't react to eating tofu, Ye Fan's heart suddenly became bold, looking at the two white pine bamboos that were leaning together, a pair of beautiful and slender legs, this pair of beautiful legs TM I don't know how many people in the class have drooled.

Because of the hot weather, Banhua Xia Yuyan was wearing white denim shorts, with smooth legs, Ye Zi's palm could feel the alluring aura emanating from the beautiful legs, Ye Fan's palm slowly crawled up along the beautiful legs, and gradually approached the mysterious Y-shaped legs, Ye Fan's heart was pounding and excited, seeing that he was about to arrive, but a sudden voice almost scared Ye Zi to sit on the ground.

"Lucky human!"

"Who's talking!" Because Ye Zi did something with a weak heart, he was frightened by this sudden voice and sat on the legs of Zhu Yincheng, the representative of the language class, and sighed, it was also soft and beautiful legs!

Ye Fan looked around the entire classroom, but there was no one in the classroom who spoke, and they were all still motionless!

"I am the Heavenly Dao rule where the entire universe was born, but I will die soon and dissipate between heaven and earth!" An ethereal voice rang out again throughout the teacher.

"Who are you fooling, I'm also a person with normal intelligence, how can there be a Heavenly Dao in the universe, besides, you are actually a Heavenly Dao, then how can you die, lie to the children!" Ye Fan's recovered look rose from the rounded thighs of the representative of the Chinese class.

"I am the Heavenly Dao born in the wilderness, slowly generating spiritual wisdom with the changes of the universe, dominating and controlling the development trajectory of the entire universe, and the laws run ......"

"I don't understand! Can you make it simpler? Ye Fan said without a good temper, whoever he is, he will not have a good face if he is disturbed by others!

"Okay!" The ethereal voice paused for a moment before replying.

"I'm like a supercomputer, all the planets in the universe, people and animals in it are part of me! There are countless parallel spaces in the entire universe, and for tens of billions of years, everything is carried out according to the laws I set, hard work + diligence = success! Practice over and over again = practice makes perfect! Exercise = sweating...... Piston movement = kidney deficiency ............" The ethereal voice obviously deliberately added the last sentence, as if he was worried that Ye Fan would not understand, so he would find a more understandable word to explain.

“。。。。” Ye Fan really wanted to interrupt its description, Lao Tzu was only 16 years old, and he was very strong!

"But I have a problem, there is a problem with the rules, my supercomputer has been invaded by a virus, I have been terminally ill, I have been dormant for millions of years, and finally let me just catch the consciousness of the virus, extract its consciousness into my brain chip, and now I have started the self-destruction program, and we will kill the virus together, but the residual toxin of this virus has spread all over my body, and I am about to dissipate and choose you, lucky human! There is not much left of my current power to dissipate, and I no longer have a chance to destroy the toxins of these viruses, I hope you can replace me, guard the rules of the universe, and remove the remaining viruses in the universe! The ethereal voice became weaker and weaker, and he wanted to be a critically ill patient, and he spoke slowly and weakly.

"Wait, you said a lot of it, and I just want to know, what is the virus you are talking about?" Ye Fan touched the tip of his nose and asked suspiciously.

"Chosen One, the virus on your planet is called the cosmic black hole! It devours the energy of the universe, expands itself, and affects the entire universe, and its consciousness transforms into billions of spiritual thoughts, influencing all the designed programs in countless plane spaces! ”

"I don't have time left, I'm about to die, this is the cosmic desolation heavens and all worlds law mother seed, you can call it - chip!" The ethereal sound is like a cassette movie, which is directly turned off.

"Hey, hey, I've got a lot of questions for you!" Ye Zi said.

A thumb-sized crystal appeared in front of the leaf, and the leaf looked at the crystal that slowly emerged in front of him in shock, yes, the head appeared, the crystal seemed to slowly drill out from the ethereal place in the depths of the universe, and the barrier between heaven and earth on the earth was like a bright mirror, slowly collapsing, and dense lines appeared in the world in front of the leaf, and the chip of this crystal flashed into the head of the leaf.

The leaves fell into a coma.

The space and time in the teacher were restored instantly, the head teacher continued to write math problems on the blackboard, the test papers floating in the air slowly fell, the electric fan began to rotate wildly, and a ball of love letter paper accurately smashed into the head teacher's face~!

"Crocodile!"

"Ahh

"Who!"

Banhua Xia Yuyan, who was listening attentively, felt something strange on her chest, her beautiful willow eyebrows frowned slightly, she looked down at the blue school uniform that was a little wrinkled on her chest, stopped taking notes, looked around suspiciously, gently pulled the school uniform, and once again returned to her bulging and quiet appearance.

"Ahh It was the voice of the representative of the Chinese class, Zhu Yincheng suddenly, her slender legs were numb, a little painful, and she couldn't help but cry out.