"Hmm."

"What?"

"This is the president, your schedule for today, you have a meeting at half past three, you have a dinner in the evening, and the information I just sent over, you haven't dealt with any of them, the president has not dealt with any of them, and those materials are waiting for the president to sign them, and then you can go to the finance department to get funds to start the project."

Mo Tingyuan glanced at the countless documents on the table, inexplicably irritable: "I know, I will deal with it as soon as possible." ”

"Okay president."

After the assistant put down the schedule in his hand, he stood aside and did not move, Mo Tingyuan asked expressionlessly, "Is there anything else?" ”

"No, it's just that I think you look very unhappy today, president, are you having trouble with your wife? Need my help? ”

"How can you help?"

"Help the president figure it out."

"What's the solution?"

The assistant coughed twice and said with a smile: "The best way to coax a woman is, of course, to send something." ”

"What to send?"

The assistant seriously analyzed for Mo Tingyuan: "A special woman like Madame, ordinary things, will definitely not be able to make Madame forgive you, but if the president gives Madame a special gift, I think Madame will definitely forgive the president." ”

"A special gift?"

"Yes!"

"What makes a special gift?"

"Snake!"

Mo Tingyuan: "......"

"If you want to be fired, just say it, don't beat around the bush with me."

The assistant pouted: "President, I don't want to be fired, I'll tell you seriously, President, you think, snakes are something that every woman is afraid of, if you give her to Madame, what will happen to Madame?" ”

"Nonsense, of course afraid!"

"That's right! If Madame is afraid, who will be the first person to call for help? ”

"Me?"

"That's right, it's you, the president! When the time comes, the president, you bravely kill the snake, and the lady will definitely worship you when she sees it, and then the president you can fool the lady, saying that there are often snakes in this villa, and when the lady listens, she will definitely take the initiative to throw herself into the arms of the president every night. ”

Mo Tingyuan: "......"

"I look like someone who can fool people?"

The assistant wanted to say yes, but for the sake of his salary and work, he said with a clear conscience: "Of course you don't like that, president!" ”

"Then you're still letting me fool people? Fooling what? Wouldn't it be nice to lie directly? ”

Assistant: "......"

What else could he say?

Mo Tingyuan ordered: "You go and get me a few giant pythons back." ”

Assistant: "!! ”

Mom, what the hell is a giant python, don't have such a low EQ in the president, okay? Pythons often run in the villa, and three-year-old children won't believe it!

So does the president still want to expect his wife to believe it? Madame is not a fool, how could she believe it? And the key is that the giant python can swallow people alive, does the president want those giant pythons to swallow him alive?

I still remember the last time the lion happened, and he still had palpitations! Don't, President, it's a terrible thing! He refused to go to some python...

Afraid!

He's cowardly!

"Do you hear that? Get me a few of the biggest pythons back, and throw them in Su's gentle room. ”

Assistant: "......"

Murder of your own wife!

"President, in fact, I think that giant python often runs in that villa, which is a bit fake, so look at that giant python, can we replace it with a smaller snake?"

"How small?"

"Littlefinger is so big?"

"Get out!"