Xiao Lu pouted: "It is a big sin for a mortal to touch the mud on the soles of my father's feet without permission, and it is not enough to die 800 times, let alone that she touched my father's ......"

"Lu Lingyun, shut up!"

Lu Ya's face was as red as a boiled shrimp, if these two people were not Ling Tianqi and Lu Lingyun, he really wanted to kill all the witnesses.

And the one who started it, not to cut her with a thousand knives is not enough to calm the anger in my heart.

But Ling Tianqi stopped him.

"Nope."

"Why?" Lu Ya's eyes were red.

"Because the law does not have the death penalty for indecent assault."

"That's the law of the mortal world, and it can't control me!"

Ling Tianqi picked up the fat woman and threw her on the bed.

"What's wrong with being touched twice? You don't have a piece of meat missing......" Seeing that Lu Ya was about to run away again, Ling Tianqi immediately comforted him:

"Blame me for this today, if only I had told you about the dangers of the mortal world earlier, you wouldn't have ...... just because of a meal"

Ling Tianqi couldn't help laughing.

Don't let him know that he did it on purpose, or he might have some kind of moth.

Lu Ya's eyes shot a cold light: "All those who go against the wishes of the immortals deserve to die." ”

"But no...... At least not now," Ling Tianqi looked at Lu Ya's face, "Mortals don't know your identity, they will inevitably offend you, do you want to kill everyone who offends you?" ”

"How?"

Hey, hey, domineering side leakage.

It's a pity, "You're a mortal now, and you still have to rely on me to cover you, so don't talk about it, okay?" I'm busy...... Killing people for such a trivial matter, I don't agree. ”

"Then let her go?" Lu Ya's voice froze.

"Of course not, I'll teach her a lesson."

Ling Tianqi handcuffed the fat woman's two hands, and she lay on the bed in the same posture as Lu Ya just now.

Ling Tianqi took another rattan ball and stuffed it into her mouth, "Look, isn't it good to give back to the other in the other way?" ”

Lu Ya glanced at her coldly, noncommittal.

On the way home, Lu Ya kept his face calm and silent.

"Mom, do you think my dad is angry?" Xiao Lu whispered to Ling Tianqi.

"Tianxian was bullied for the first time, maybe his mood is a little complicated, let's ignore him and let him be quiet and quiet."

As a result, this silence was quiet for a whole day, and the next day until Ling Tianqi went to school, Lu Ya did not say a word.

This is......

Angry?

Ling Tianqi didn't take the initiative to talk to him.

Let him digest and adapt.

After all, the mortal world is not the heavenly realm, and it is impossible for him to do whatever he wants.

But on the third day, Lu Ya still didn't speak, and Ling Tianqi was a little puzzled.

Is the gas so great?

Ling Tianqi decided to take the initiative to break the ice: "Lu Ya, tomorrow we will join the group to film, do you want to go to school to ask for a leave?" Prepare something more, after all, we will be going for a long time. ”

Lu Ya was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and said without raising his head: "No, I don't need anything." ”

Ling Tianqi sat down beside him and said earnestly: "In life, there is a chance that things will not go as planned. We mortals have long been used to it, and you have to get used to it too. ”

"I don't need to get used to it, mortals who offend me deserve to die."

What's the use of a hard mouth, a hard fist is the truth.

Ling Tianqi patted Lu Ya's shoulder: "The ideal is plump, the reality is skinny, look at the point, don't eat the overlord meal next time...... Hey? Isn't that the fat woman? ”