I whispered, "There are two kinds of business, one is the foreign business, that is, the business like your brother-in-law who came to the door by himself; The other is self-employed, that is, I have a group of ghosts in my store, and they are waiting for their destined people in my store, and when the destined people come, they will ring the wind chimes to remind me to help them connect their fate. ”

Fan Xueqi tilted his head and asked, "What's the difference?" ”

I said, "Foreigners like your brother-in-law are usually people crying and kneeling and begging for my tattoo; And self-employed people like Ai Tingting are ghosts kneeling and crying and begging me to get a tattoo. So you want me to take the ghost away...... The ghost doesn't want to go, and I can't help it! ”

"Then cut the meat!" Fan Xueqi slapped the table and said firmly: "Before that ghost harms Xueqi, you cut her flesh, just like the last time you ripped my sister's meat, anyway, you have the kind of magic medicine that makes people grow new meat in one day, it's okay for you to cut Tingting a little meat." ”

Domineering!

But......

That's not the case!

Just when I didn't know how to persuade Fan Xueqi to be a little restless, Ai Tingting came, she came over, and when she saw me, she was stunned for a moment, and then turned her head and said to Fan Xueqi with a smile: "Xue'er, it turns out that you still have an appointment with someone else?" There's such a handsome guy here, what do you want me to do as a light bulb? ”

The tone was as if he didn't know me.

And it's no wonder.

When she came to my store, I still had scars left by karmic fires, and my whole body was covered with scars, which can be called the tenth level of disfigurement, and I would scare the children on the side of the road when I walked on the street. But in the past few days, my new flesh has grown, and I have raised the new meat with my flesh and bones, and the scabs have begun to fall off piece by piece, revealing new skin, and the human form will come back little by little.

The last time Ai Tingting came to my store, I still had at least 45% scabs on my body, and now, it is probably less than 10% scabs.

Especially when the scab on the face falls off, revealing the new skin, who can recognize the "before" and "after" changes so much?

Speaking of new skins, I'm depressed myself.

I don't know if it's the effect of the new flesh or the flesh and bones, but after my scab is off, the exposed skin is more pink than that of a newborn baby.

But I'm a man after all, it's not good to look so pink, when I look in the mirror, I feel that the little white face in the mirror is delicate, not my 24k pure master!

It's just that I heard that this pink appearance with red lips and white teeth is very popular with girls.

So as soon as Ai Tingting saw me, her eyes were full of ambiguity and ridicule, as if she regarded me and Fan Xueqi as a couple.

Fan Xueqi heard what she meant, her face turned red, and she hurriedly said, "Phew! What are you talking about? Don't you know this person anymore? He's the one who gave you the tattoo! ”

"Hi~" I raised my hand and said hello to Ai Tingting.

Ai Tingting didn't recognize me, but she recognized my voice, and she was very surprised when she recognized it: "It's you?" Are you really the shopkeeper? Is plastic surgery getting better so fast? ”

I laughed and said, "It's not plastic surgery, when you saw me a few days ago, the dead skin on my body was about to fall off, and now it's just shedding the old skin and revealing the new skin." ”

With that, I lifted my sleeve to reveal the scar on my arm, one of the few scabs on my body.

The similar fire patterns made Ai Tingting more sure of my identity, and I also tore off the scab in front of them, revealing the pink tender skin, and Ai Tingting believed my words.

"Oh my God, I thought that you were burned like that, forever like that, there is no other way out except plastic surgery, I didn't expect such a severe burn, you will be like no one after you get better!" Ai Tingting said in surprise.

And Fan Xueqi looked at me with a complicated face: "I thought you were fine, but I didn't expect you to be so seriously injured......

I laughed a little: "It's okay, don't take it to heart, it's all over." ”

However, Fan Xueqi's attitude towards me seems to have become better.

Ai Tingting had already sat down, drinking the cup of milk tea that Fan Xueqi had ordered for her, and her eyes were spinning around Fan Xueqi's body and me: "It turns out that you know each other!" But is there anything you have to do with me? ”

Fan Xueqi then remembered what was going on, pointed at me and said, "I brought him here to ask him to help you get your tattoo." ”

Ai Tingting said in surprise: "Tattoo washing? Why wash tattoos? I only had a tattoo for three days and it was washed off? Are you kidding! ”

"It's not a joke, it's the tattoo that has a ......" Fan Xueqi stopped her mouth at the right time, changed her words, and persuaded in a tactful way: "Tingting, don't you think it's strange for a girl to tattoo a caterpillar on her hand?" ”

"No, I think it's cute~!" Ai Tingting flipped her wrist to look at the tattoo, judging from the expression she looked at the tattoo, she really liked the tattoo.

The corners of Fan Xueqi's mouth twitched, and she continued to persuade: "You think it's cute, but others don't think so......"

Ai Tingting laughed and said, "Isn't it better?" With such a tattoo, it's hard for others not to remember me! I am me, a different fireworks~! ”

"Poof......" I couldn't help but laugh, this is really a little girl full of energy, her thoughts are different from ordinary people, no wonder she can come up with the bad idea of using a tattoo to play a prank.

How could such a vigorous girl not think about it and cut a knife on her wrist in the first place? It's puzzling.

"Still laughing!" Fan Xueqi pinched my thigh fiercely, and I cried out in pain - this body has just grown well, and the pink and tender body is very attractive to women, but relatively speaking, there are other drawbacks, that is, the skin is tender and not pinched, Fan Xueqi's pinching makes me hurt more than when I was still full of rough skin!

But Fan Xueqi didn't take this matter to heart at all, and gave me a roll of his eyes, as if he was saying that a man was hypocritical!

Alas, I don't want to be so pretentious, but the new skin is so tender, you go and pinch a little baby who has just been born for a few days to see?

"You, go and talk to Tingting about something." Fan Xueqi said.

I was stunned: "What did you say?" ”

Fan Xueqi: "You persuaded her to wash her tattoos!" Do you want to leave your dirty tattoo overnight? ”

I innocently said, "I'm okay, I was just going out for a walk with you......"

You know, in the past month, I have been disfigured at level 10, where do I dare to come out for a walk? Now it's a new skin and tender meat, and it's just right to come out and breathe.

My attitude annoyed Fan Xueqi, and she stood up angrily and roared: "Anyway, I don't care!" Wu Shen, you have to wash Tingting's tattoo today! ”

Ai Tingting frowned: "Xue'er, what's wrong with you?" It's my freedom to wash or not to wash tattoos, right? I didn't even say I wanted to get my tattoo clean, so why would you force someone to do it for me? Have you asked my opinion? You don't have to worry about my business, I can tattoo whatever I like, you don't care! ”

She was angry.

I lowered my head and drank milk tea, trying to avoid women's wars.

But I'm on the edge of war, and I can't avoid it if I want to. As soon as I lowered my head, Fan Xueqi roared in a low voice: "Wu Shen! ”

Ai Tingting said unhappily: "Xueqi, why do you keep yelling at others?" Did he mess with you about something? The tattoo is what I want him to tattoo, his job is to tattoo people, and it's not to do bad things, why are you angry with him? You don't want to bully honest people, okay? ”

After speaking, she stood up, leaned over to me, hooked my arm, looked at Fan Xueqi defiantly and said, "Fan Xueqi, let me tell you, this little brother is my dish." If you don't like it, then he's my man. From now on, don't yell at my boyfriend. ”

What?

Rao is that I have seen all kinds of strange scenes, and I have never been so confused as now.

Why did they talk and talk, and I became Ai Tingting's boyfriend?

That's going too fast, isn't it?

Isn't there a foreshadowing, such as love at first sight, electric sparks bursting out when the four eyes look at each other, and so on? In one sentence, I became someone else's boyfriend...... It's so casual, isn't it?

"Let's go, Ah Shen." Ai Tingting pulled me up.

what？

This title has also been upgraded?

Progress so fast? An old driver like me is confused!