Chapter 20: The Story of Smoke
Morning
Cao Ping tried hard to open his eyes, but the upper eyelids pressed down like a confrontation, making Cao Ping unable to open his eyes. "Jingle bell ......" is the alarm clock of the mobile phone ringing. Going to work? You have to get up quickly, or you will be late for work, and if you are the exterminator's inspection today, you will have to be deducted from your salary.
Cao Ping stretched his waist and squirmed vigorously on the bed a few times, until he unlocked a comfortable position to get up, he rubbed his eyes and sat up. Squinting at the wall, and looking at it stupidly for a long time, there was no thought in my head, maybe my brain hadn't gotten up yet.
Looking out the window at the cloudy sky, the dim sky was exceptionally quiet.
"Click......" Suddenly the door was pushed open, and Cao Ping was so frightened that he was about to shout indecent when he hugged the quilt. When he saw that it was Chen Xiaoxiao, he settled down, scratched his head, squinted sleepily looking for his pants, and said to Chen Xiaoxiao dimly: "Why haven't you left yet, you're going to be late for work"
Chen Xiaoxiao came in to pack up his things, and when he heard Cao Ping speak, he was stunned suddenly, looking at the sleepy-eyed Cao Ping and knowing that he was sleeping stupid again, but he said very cooperatively: "Well, I asked for leave today." Dedicated to serving you, a young master. ”
Cao Ping came back to his senses, stood up and hugged Chen Xiaoxiao and said with a stupid smile: "You ask for leave, the exterminator will let ......it go" Cao Ping suddenly came back to his senses, no, Chen Xiaoxiao doesn't seem to be in the same company as himself. Where does she work? How did they meet? The brain finally came to its senses under the struggle of the flesh, and it was a fart shift! It's the end of the world, get out of his meow, the extermination master, Lao Tzu wants to sleep in the name of laziness. Thinking about it, he threw himself on the bed and continued to soothe his brain to sleep.
Suddenly, Cao Ping almost jumped up from the bed, opened his eyes and looked at Chen Xiaoxiao giggling at his ear. Cao Ping was not convinced, let you know what is male superiority and female inferiority, and unconsciously touched Chen Xiaoxiao's waist with both hands, squeaking her tender flesh. caused Chen Xiaoxiao to stir, and the initiator looked at Chen Xiaoxiao, who was prominent, and couldn't help but put his mouth close to her face.
Suddenly, a sharp voice sounded: "Dad, Mom, come here, Uncle Cao is beating the little lady." It was the voice of a pea, and then two little couples came, no need to ask, it must be Zhang Yumei and Li Dongting.
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Cao Ping said goodbye to Chen Xiaoxiao, who was blushing with an unhappy face, and followed Zhang Yumei downstairs.
Looking at the smiling Zhang Yumei, he was angry and roared: "Comrade Zhang, Ms. Zhang Yumei, I have decided, please you and your husband get out of my house with your baby." There are so many rooms downstairs, you can live casually. ”
Zhang Yumei's smiling face changed to laughter, took two quick steps, and smiled back: "Haha...... You want to be beautiful, I have to protect the little"
Cao Ping, who was angry, gritted his teeth and took a sip.
Of course, it's just talking, Cao Ping is reluctant to let Zhang Yumei go, the following Shen Zhengming's situation is unknown, and now I don't know if it's friend or foe, and now the only thing I can trust is Zhang Yumei's family.
After meeting with Shen Zhengming downstairs, discuss the matter of going out.
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Shen Zhengming and Cao Ping stood in the foyer on the first floor, watching all the zombies swaying in a small group because of the cloudy day, which was a group of dozens of zombies. Cao Ping didn't understand, why didn't he find out that there were so many people living in this community.
Shen Zhengming smoked a cigarette that choked when he smelled, and asked Cao Ping suspiciously: "What's the matter, don't zombies like to hide downstairs?" Why are so many zombies in the community coming out? ”
"It's not that I like to hide downstairs, but I may still retain my human instinct and get used to hiding in the shade. It is also possible that the body has died, and if exposed to the sun, it will speed up the decomposition of the body. Who knows! But today is a cloudy day, so the zombies don't have to hide downstairs, they all come out to forage. Cao Ping was a step away from Shen Zhengming, what kind of cigarette did he smoke, why was he so choking.
Shen Zhengming looked at Cao Ping, who was far away, smiled and took out his cigarette, "Hehe...... I was addicted to smoking, and I found that there were a lot of Chinese medicines in the room where I lived, so I rolled them up and took a few puffs to quench my cravings."
Cao Ping glanced at Shen Zhengming with disdain, silently took out the Chinese cigarette in his pocket, and then lit the cigarette in a deep way, and took a comfortable puff, this is the last box in Cao Ping's room.
Shen Zhengming looked at Cao Ping in a daze, and he didn't notice the "cigarette" in his hand when it fell to the ground. His eyes just looked at the cigarette in Cao Ping's hand, and then he raised his head stupidly and looked at Cao Ping: "Brother, you are my brother, from today onwards, I will mess with you, can you give me a cigarette?"
Of course, Cao Ping doesn't believe in the beautiful story of a cigarette subduing a little brother. However, Cao Ping didn't dare to be too ostentatious, so he pretended to be very generous and gave him the whole box, and he didn't suck it much anyway.
Shen Zhengming saw almost the entire box of cigarettes handed over, and bowed excitedly. Cao Ping really didn't know how much of a cigarette addict he had before the end. A box of cigarettes is about to kowtow to yourself. No wonder the rush to roll Chinese medicine pumping. But Cao Ping didn't pay attention to him, but smoked a cigarette and thought about the zombies outside. Today, I made an appointment to go to the supermarket outside the community to find supplies. Now there are so many zombies, what to do?
At this time, the three brothers Wu Xiaoming and Li Qiguo came to Shen Zhengming's side early. The so-called breakfast is actually seaweed noodle soup.
As soon as Wu Xiaoming arrived at Cao Ping's side, he sniffed hard a few times, and finally fixed his eyes on the cigarette in Cao Ping's hand, then swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and flattered Cao Ping with a cheap smile: "Brother, it smells like Chinese cigarettes." This Chinese cigarette is a good smoke, the taste is mellow, not spicy, but it also has a trace of stamina...... "Wu Xiaoming inhaled second-hand smoke vigorously, and praised the goodness of Chinese cigarettes. Cao Ping didn't expect that Wu Xiaoming was not very old, and he could smell second-hand smoke to know that it was Chinese cigarettes, which shows that the smoking age is not short.
But Cao Ping coldly took the last puff, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and stepped on it by the way. looked at the Wu Xiaoming and said: "Go, go, don't bother me, if you want to smoke and ask you to apply for special police, I will give it to him." ”
Wu Xiaoming originally looked at the cigarette butt on the ground in disappointment, but when he heard Cao Ping's words, he looked at Shen Zhengming with a shyly face.
Shen Zhengming pretended to have a very heavy expression and said to Wu Xiaoming: "Brother, your brother Cao gave a few cigarettes, but there are not many, you also know that this is the end of the world, and smoke is a rare thing." But you can't treat you badly as a brother, so let's do it, I have a total of three, I'll give you two, you and the three brothers Lao Li will share it, and I will smoke the rest myself, you also know how big my brother's addiction is. ”
Wu Xiaoming originally had the idea of smoking second-hand smoke, but now he actually has two cigarettes in his hand.
Wu Xiaoming took the cigarette happily, took a few puffs, and came to Cao Ping's side beautifully, watching Cao Ping frown and look at the zombies in the community. said: "Brother, what are you worried about?"
"We were going to go outside today to search for supplies, but there are zombies in the community, how can we get out." Cao Ping also had nothing to do about it, but in fact, he didn't have much hope for him, but he was actually asking himself.
Wu Xiaoming took a few puffs intoxicated, and then handed half a cigarette to Li Qiguo, who was looking at him. Then he said, "What's so hard about that?" Simple"
Cao Ping looked at Wu Xiaoming, who was unashamed, and said, "Simple? So what do you say? ”
Wu Xiaoming's eyes rolled a few times, and said: "I said yes, but, Brother Cao, you want a bowl of water and three cigarettes for the special police, if I am reasonable for you, you have to give me three ...... No, just one" After speaking, he looked at Cao Ping's pocket.
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