"It hurts!" Ayu roared angrily!

I asked, "Is it infected?" ”

Ayu: "......"

Me: "Is there inflammation?" ”

Ayu: "......"

Me: "Did the doctor diagnose you with any disease?" ”

Ayu: "......"

Me: "The painkiller I was prescribed for you, does it work?" ”

Ayu: "......"

So I concluded, "So, the doctor is a quack, and your eyes are not sick at all, and he can't detect what the disease is." Even if you are prescribed pain-relieving eye drops, it is estimated that it is the kind of anti-inflammatory eye drops in the pharmacy that cost 2 yuan a small bottle, right? But if you use the pain-relieving eye drops prescribed by the doctor and it doesn't work at all, it means that the doctor is not prescribing the right medicine at all. If it's not the right medicine, it means that he still can't judge what disease you have, and he can't judge what eye disease you have but he just talks nonsense, is it a quack? ”

Ayu: "......"

I want to give myself a 100 score for such a sophistry.

"When my eyes hurt, I put these eye drops, and after the drops, it won't hurt anymore. Getting an eyeball tattoo, there is definitely a price, and I can only guarantee that your eyes will not get infected and will not get sick because of my tattoo. But you really won't be able to leave this eye drop. ”

After saying that, I stuffed the eye drops into his hand: "The medicine can't be stopped, boy!" ”

"......," he said, looking depressed, "I feel like I'm on a thief ship!" ”

I said, "Before I got a tattoo, I asked you, there are certain risks associated with getting an eyeball tattoo, didn't you say that you can afford it?" ”

"......" he still looked depressed.

I stared at the eye drops in his hand and said, "I have prepared a lot of food for you this time, and it will last about a week." In a week's time, you can come back to me and ask for eye drops, free of charge. ”

He asked unhappily, "Could it be that I can't do without this eye drop for the rest of my life?" ”

I smiled, "No, after three months, you won't be in pain." ”

"Are you sure it's three months?"

"Yes."

"Okay then." Ayu temporarily suppressed his anger, put away the eye drops, got up and was about to leave, before leaving, he glared at me and said, "If it weren't for the miraculous effect of your eye drops, one drop wouldn't hurt, and I would definitely go to court to sue you for bad business!" Three months from now, if my eyes still can't do without your eye drops, I will sue you and go bankrupt! ”

I obediently raised my hand and swore: "I swear, in three months, you will never hurt again!" ”

"......" his anger was nowhere to go, and he turned and walked out.

After he walked out, I put down my hand and watched him leave: "Cherish this 'bad fate'!" ”

*

The next week, Ayu came to get the eye drops, and his face looked better than the previous week.

He told me that he wanted to open it, and that his eyes wouldn't hurt anyway as long as he dropped an eye drop every 6 hours. Other than that, his daily life was not affected in any way, plus the eye drops were still given away for free, so he forgave me.

- Look, are you talking better than last week?

He proudly boasted to me that when his friends saw his eyes, they thought he was wearing contact lenses, but then when they found out that it was a tattoo, everyone looked at him with envy!

That's what Ayew is doing with his eyeball tattoos!

It's not cool or dazzling, so what do you do with eye tattoos?

The envious gazes of his friends made Ayu feel very happy, so when he came to my store today, he couldn't hide his anger in his expression, he just came to me to get a bottle of eye drops, but he was able to talk to me all afternoon, and his friends' reactions.

People who are willing to tattoo their whole body are very individual, they don't care about other people's strange eyes, and even the stranger others look at them, the more proud they will be.

I'm glad that no one in his circle of friends is willing to get the same eyeball tattoo yet, otherwise, I would have to pack my bags and hide outside for a while.

Ayew told me that his friend also wanted to get an eye tattoo, but when he heard that it would hurt, he temporarily dismissed this idea and planned to see if his eye would hurt in the future before deciding whether to have the surgery or not.

After hearing this, I felt a little bitter in my heart......

*

In the third week, Ayu only came to get the eye drops, but he didn't say a word to me.

He was wearing a mask, and I couldn't see his expression clearly, but from the look in his eyes, he seemed happy.

*

In the fourth week, Ayu came, and this time he came without a mask.

He crept up behind me and gently patted me on the shoulder, and as soon as I turned my head, he opened his mouth and spat out his tongue at me!

I was shocked!

Because his tongue was split in the middle and became in half, and it looked like a snake!

Tongue split.

When he first came, he mentioned to me that he had plans to do the operation of "splitting the tongue" - this young man really dares to try anything!

It's also a very risky operation, and it's nothing for some young people who like to be different.

The eyeball tattoo is fine, it looks like you are wearing contact lenses;

But this tongue is disgusting.

A man who was less than 20 cm away from me, stretched out his two slit tongues in front of me, and twisted them flexibly, so that the left and right tongues could make independent movements...... I'm sorry, but I'm actually a man with a very traditional concept, and I can't help but feel sick when I see this scene.

However, disgusting is my business, and in Ayuw's opinion, it is something to be very proud of.

He showed it off to me for about 1 minute before he closed his mouth.

Ayew knew I could do the surgery, but it seems that he had found a more trustworthy hospital to do the tongue splitting surgery for him in the last week, after all, the conditions of the hospital were much better than my tattoo parlor.

"Doesn't it hurt?" I poured him a cup of tea.

He happily sat down and shared with me, "It doesn't hurt, it's cool." ”

"Cool?"

He played out another scene with me about his forked tongue entwining with each other, closed his mouth, and said to me comfortably, "Do you know what it was like just now? ”

I shook my head: "What does it feel?" ”

Ayu raised an eyebrow at me: "The feeling of kissing." ”

"Poof!" I almost squirted a sip of tea in his face!

No wonder...... He said it was cool.

Kissing is a matter of two people, and now it seems that he can do it alone. Laughing ......

Ayu closed his eyes, and I saw that his mouth was agitated, and I couldn't cry or laugh, and I wanted to hit someone.

Dude, you don't need to indulge in your kissing DIY, do you? Alas!

When he had had enough fun, he opened his eyes and said to me with satisfaction and sincerity, "Boss, you can also try to split your tongue." ”

"Poof!" I squirted out another sip of tea!

"No need." I wiped my mouth and said.

Ayu smiled and said to me, "It's very comfortable." ”

"No need ......"

"It's cool to do that work with your mouth."

"No need......" I firmly rejected his pitch.

He teased enough and walked away with the eye drops.

After he left, Bai Xiaoran bubbled.

She opened her mouth and stuck out what was the real "snake tongue (Nobuko)", she hissed, the tips of her forked tongue trying to wrap together, but ...... Didn't work out.

Therefore, the bifurcated tongue can move independently, which is probably a gift.

I drank tea and watched Bai Xiaoran's boring behavior.

She played with her tongue for a while, and then she noticed that I was observing her, blushed, took the letter back, and when she opened her mouth to speak again, it had already turned into a human tongue: "Look at what you see! I just think he can do it, and I should be able to do it too! ”

I touched my chin, stared at her cherry mouth, and muttered, "That guy just said that it would be very refreshing for your tongue to do that......"

Bai Xiaoran's face instantly burned red.

"Phew! You ****! She turned around and fled back to the basement.

What are you shy......

Occasionally, the person who is insulted in the middle of the night is obviously me, ......!

*

In the fourth week, I went out on something, and before leaving, I gave the eye drops to my errand boy Fan Xueqi, asking her to help look after the store, and if anyone came to me, I would give him the eye drops.

Who would have thought......