"There is no one in this world who can survive more than two months under my calculations."

The Diary of the Little Fairy Yu Nuoer

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"Hey~ Baby Nuo, our school has received more than 5 offers and invitations from you, how about it? Isn't it picky? ”

Tang Xiaoxiao saw that Yu Nuo'er was holding two invitations and was hesitating, so she jumped up behind her and hooked her shoulders affectionately.

"Oh, it seems that our baby Nuo is a little entangled~ Let your funny and funny...... Star Entertainment, Afterglow Entertainment - I'll Go! It's all big companies! ”

Yu Nuo'er was startled by her and gave her a headache, so she had to cover her ears.

Who is Yu Nuo'er?

The second most popular goddess-level figure in K University, only one less halo than the school flower Mu Chuting, not to mention the glory of the year-round scholarship winner, the figure is called a tall and slender, and in appearance, it is simply a beauty carved out by God with great care, especially those slightly raised eyes, how many single young people's souls can be hooked at a glance.

Meng Zhuangsheng, who was sitting on the top bunk playing games, couldn't stand it anymore, bit off the spicy strips, and shouted: "Tang Xiaoxiao, can you stop a little?" People are busy, aren't you the most idle? Go and go, the supermarket downstairs will help me buy Bao Weilong! ”

"Noer, these two companies are leaders in the industry, what are your plans or preferences? Let's hear about it~"

A sweet smile rose at the corner of Yu Nuo'er's mouth, gently biting her lower lip, and then said:

"I actually think it's all good, and it'...... Gu Qiao also received the same invitation, and I want to ask him about his choice before making a decision. ”

"Oh~" The small dormitory erupted into a greasy joke.

She stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, her face was sweet that could not be concealed, the mobile phone on the table shook, and then Yu Nuoer stood up to answer the phone.

"Joe, Xingchen or Afterglow, have you figured out which one to choose? Stars? It's a shame that I chose the afterglow......"

The summer wind is always extraordinarily hot, blowing hot on people's bodies, making people dizzy.

The trees on both sides of the street were sunburned, the green leaves were drooping, listless, and the cicadas on the trees were screaming and roaring, and even pedestrians felt upset after listening to them for a long time.

Thinking that she was about to see Gu Qiao, Yu Nuo'er's pace gradually increased, such a hot weather was just an inconsequential little disturbance that did not affect her mood at all.

She could even imagine Gu Qiao's surprised expression when she knew that although she had chosen Yuguang, she was actually going to enter Xingchen Entertainment with him.

Walking to the dessert shop near the school, Yu Nuo'er searched for a while, and finally saw Gu Qiao in the place where they were sitting before.

She motioned to the waiter not to make a sound, and was ready to walk over quietly, like Tang Xiaoxiao, and give Gu Qiao a surprise......

"Yes, she called me just now, saying that she chose Yuguang, I really suspect that she knows about the two of us and deliberately creates opportunities for us."

In another corner that was not easy to find, Mu Chuting's voice sounded with a smile: "Really? Doesn't that save you time when you say you break up? My dear, when the time comes, let's enter the stars, don't you pull and pull with her anymore! ”

"What do you think, baby? I didn't pull and pull with her, she took the initiative to come to me recently, maybe she didn't understand what I meant, so I'll go and tell her face to face tomorrow that I'm with you, and let her stop pestering me, okay? ”

Thunderbolt doesn't seem to be a good word for Yu Nuer, to be precise, she just doesn't remember how she got back to her dorm.

She didn't expect that she would encounter such a bloody episode one day.

What made her sad was not that Gu Qiao cheated, but that she was blind and was deceived by his sincere dog face.

After returning to the dormitory, Yu Nuo'er didn't say anything, according to Tang Xiaoxiao's recollection, she was like a ghost possessed, like a doll who had lost her soul.

"Baby Nuo, what the hell is wrong with you? Didn't you go to Gu Qiao? How did you come back like this? Is he bullying you, go, let's settle accounts with him! ”

The name "Gu Qiao" is like a switch, which makes Yu Nuoer return to reality all of a sudden.

She didn't say anything, after all, explaining in person that she was green really made her lose face.

So she turned on her phone and clicked on a song "Green Light" by Stefanie Sun

"Over the top of the mountain in front ~ and layers of white clouds, where is the green light~"

"Electrocution is incredible~ like a miracle, crossing my life......"

Tang Xiaoxiao and Meng Zhuangsheng glanced at each other, silently woke up Xia Lingyi, the fourth roommate who was still sleeping, and the three girls got together to discuss how to comfort their baby Nuo as a top priority.

Before they could comfort and enlighten her, Yu Nuo'er seemed to have been waiting for a long time and finally came back to life, and silently spit out a few words in her mouth:

"This, yes, dog, male, female!"

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, it seemed that they didn't need to worry about it.

That's right, she's Yu Nuo'er.

No one has ever made Yu Nuo'er suffer a big loss, and she will always be the only one who cheats others.

After packing up her things, during dinner, Yu Nuoer followed Gu Qiao and Mu Chuting for a while, until she saw two people walking hand in hand towards a hotel.

You don't have to think about it to know what they are going to do, and if you don't go back to the dormitory at night, you can't stay up late to cram on your homework, right?

Flipping out a photo with the scumbag Gu Qiao, Yu Nuo'er walked to the front desk, lowered her eyes and raised her eyes, her eyes were already half red.

"Hello, I would like to ask, which room is the pair of men and women who entered the door just now?"

The front desk brother smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Miss, we have rules that we can't disclose the privacy of guests." ”

"I'm not a bad person! I'm his girlfriend, you see, I took a picture with him—"

When the little brother at the front desk saw the group photo, he even twitched his eyebrows, daring to love that this is an eight-o'clock bloody drama!

"That, girl, I didn't say it, that woman is not as beautiful as you, really! That man dares to split his legs with a girlfriend like you, it's so ignorant! This kind of scumbag, break up or ......"

If it weren't for drinking enough water before coming, Yu Nuoer would definitely feel that her tears were not enough to flow, and this front desk brother is too good to say!

"Okay, thank you, brother, I've figured it out, I will never be entangled with this kind of scumbag!"

The door of the hotel is closed and closed, and it is two worlds, Yu Nuo'er is still an ignorant girl bravely facing life on the front foot, and she picks up the mobile phone on the back foot and calls very calmly:

"Hello? Uncle Policeman? I want to report that there are people in the Taichen Hotel on K Dahou Street who are carrying out erotic \/\/\/ love business activities, yes, Room 3603, you go and arrest them! ”

Tang Xiaoxiao, who witnessed the whole process, silently decided that it would be better not to compare with Yu Nuoer in the future.

This woman is too insidious!

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In the hotel, Gu Qiao and Mu Chuting were lying naked on the bed, saying one thing after another, just when their mouth was dry, the progress bar had been stretched to the fullest.