"Teacher, don't regret hearing it!" Dai Mubai looked at the young man in front of him with a finger erected, and after saying it in the old man's ear, he tiptoed back, afraid of being innocently affected, and stood behind.

However, Dai Mubai always felt that his heart was up and down, so he stepped back again, standing directly behind Tang San and Xiao Wu, and he felt safe.

Xiao Wu smiled and looked at Dai Mubai who ran behind him to dodge, a mouthful of rabbit teeth shining proudly in the sun, although it was Brother Ye's coercion, but as Xiao Wu, who grew up together, was also extraordinarily related, he smiled proudly, and took out a red carrot from his pocket, clicking...... Eat as a snack.

"I just hope Brother Ye won't cause trouble!" Tang San muttered.

"Smack!"

Ye Fan snapped his fingers, snapping his fingers echoed in the air, and the impatience in the old man's face became even stronger, like the rhythm before a volcanic eruption.

Then, the old man was muttering to himself, and after a quarter of an hour, he danced again, and finally, he hugged the wooden table directly...... of crying.

Just now, the serious and powerful Soul Emperor was gone, and now everyone saw an old man, holding a bench and doing friction movements, rubbing ...... Rub against a smooth bench.

Everyone couldn't bear it, they lowered their heads one after another, or looked away, it was really embarrassing that such a shameful action appeared on the teacher.

"Smack!" After snapping his fingers, the old man who was holding the bench and rubbing it instantly woke up, sat down on the ground, and looked at the crowd around him blankly.

Dai Mubai covered his face, and couldn't bear to look at the teacher's slippery head, looking like he couldn't find North at all.

He can empathize!

In the end, the old man is sober and ashamed! Facing everyone's eyes, he can't wait to find a hole to get into, and he will be wise all his life...... Not alive anymore.

◆ Lord, you have received negative emotions, which come from the old man, who wants to kill you. ◆ The voice of the Tiandao chip prompted in Ye Fan's mind.

◆ Lord, you receive negative emotions from the old man, who curses you for irregular menstruation. ◆ The voice of the Tiandao chip prompted in Ye Fan's mind.

……

"Can I pass the test?" Ye Fan looked at the old man and said softly.

The old man gasped and beckoned to Dai Mubai, "Take him in...... Directly through ...... Tell Zao Wou-Ki that he doesn't have to take the fourth exam, don't do it! ”

The old man was kind, he didn't want the few teachers in the academy to be embarrassed and lose the dignity of the teacher in front of the students.

After all, holding a bench to rub the thing, one person is enough!

No more!

"Follow me, I'll take you to the last exam." Dai Mubai looked at the old man who had no face to face and packed up his things and left, and let out a long sigh, not knowing when the teacher would be able to come to his senses.

The group followed Dai Mubai and left.

"Tang San, about half an hour later, it will be the final test of the academy, now I have something to do temporarily, I will come to you when the time comes." Dai Mubai said to Tang San, this belongs to Tang San, so it is easy to contact.

"Okay, senior." Tang San replied.

After speaking, Dai Mubai turned around and left with a roar on his face, the wolf light in his eyes could not be concealed, and the whole person walked with the wind.

"This guy seems a little weird!" Xiao Wu couldn't help but say.

"It's the nature of a man, see Hunting Heart. Xiao Wu, Xiao San will also be in the future. On the side, Ye Fan said casually, Ye Fan knew that Dai Mubai's guy had already gone to harass the junior girl who had just entered the academy.

When Xiao Wu heard this, she puffed up her cute little face and said, "What are you learning?!"

"Shameless people bring others badly."

Ning Rongrong followed behind with a cold face, slowly walked in front of her and said a word, and then shook her head like an arrogant peacock and walked away.

"Am I shameless? Little San, am I shameless?. Ye Fan glanced at Ning Rongrong, and then asked.

Tang San had mixed feelings in his heart, he had grown up under Ye Fan's shameless authority since he was a child.

Now this guy is still shameless to ask him such a profound question!

How did he answer that?

As a result, it is still not answered.

……

There is still more than half an hour before the last test of Shrek Academy.

Nothing to do. Ye Fan, Tang San and his party walked around this half-sized village.

I found that although it is located in the middle of nowhere, it is sparsely populated.

But the scenery is beautiful, especially the houses in the small villages are equally unique and impressive.

"I can't believe there is such a beautiful place outside of Soto City.

If it weren't for reporting to Shrek, I'm afraid we wouldn't have found this place at all. ”

Tang San said, but he felt this village like a paradise, and he was in a good mood.

"Yes, yes. It's a bit basic, but the scenery is pretty and I like it. Xiao Wu responded.

She was originally a 100,000-year-old soul beast incarnation, and she was born with a good impression of places with beautiful natural environments.

……

After a while, there was a shouting voice in the distance.

"Sell sausages, sell sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it, Oscar brand sausages, delicious and sweet, good quality and low price. As long as five copper coins and eat Oscar brand sausages, you will be guaranteed to pass the entrance exam more easily. At this time, an unusually magnetic male voice came from the calm street, and it seemed that the timbre was not very old.

The three of them couldn't help but look sideways, only to see that they were not far from the corner of the alley of the village.

A man pushing a cart was there shouting, and was approaching quickly.

The man in the cart was dressed in a simple gray suit, neat short hair, a beard all over his mouth, and a pair of big peach blossom eyes.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong couldn't believe that that kind of unusually magnetic and beautiful voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.

The man pushed the cart to the front of several people, with a warm smile on his face and a friendly voice, which was easy to make people feel good.

"A few new classmates, would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausages, Tong Su is not bullied. The taste is the most guaranteed. The man said.

I don't know why, Tang San intuitively felt that the person in front of him always had an unparalleled temperament.

The same inexplicable "swishing" aura as Brother Ye Fan, where is the strange thing that can't be said.

But at the moment, I did have some hollowness in my stomach, and I didn't think much about it. And seeing that Xiao Wu also looked a little hungry, he said:

"Uncle, please give me three."

The smile on the man's face disappeared, and then his expression suddenly became stiff, and he said, "You, what do you call me?" Uncle? Do I look that old? ”

"Uncle? Isn't it? Tang San wondered.

When the man heard this, his face turned into bitter melon, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and said, "Big brother, people are only fourteen years old this year, and you actually call me uncle?" ”

"Hehehe."

A burst of laughter like a silver bell suddenly came, but it was Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong who couldn't help but laugh together.

"What a cute girl!!"

That person really saw Tang San, the two petite girls behind Ye Fan. couldn't help but straighten his eyes, but the next second Oscar's heart clicked and shattered.

"You're only fourteen years old and you're looking like Uncle Bensan, and the hair on your face is really vigorous, it's so funny, hahaha......"

Ning Rongrong couldn't hold back her smile, and laughed while holding her stomach while her poisonous tongue.

"Ben San...... Uncle...... Hairy ......"

These words kept repeating in Oscar's mind, hitting his mind and making him feel like he was in a trance.

Being ridiculed by a beautiful girl, Oscar looks a little loveless.

But he still picked up three sausages from the stall and handed them to Tang San, although he was "disappointed in love", this business still had to be done.

Tang San took out the silver coin from his belt and prepared to take the sausage.

"Wait a minute!" But it was Ye Fan who suddenly spoke.

Oscar was confused, Ye Fan stared at Oscar with his eyes, and said, "You have a problem with this sausage!"

"Haha... What could be the problem? You see it tastes so good, and it's so cheap, how can it be so good outside, isn't it? ”

An unnatural look flashed under Oscar's peach blossom eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

These performances were naturally taken into Tang San's eyes, and he took back the hand that took the sausage imperceptibly.

Tang San believes that the eldest brother will not be targetless, although the eldest brother looks a little "crazy", but this "crazy" has a premise basis.

Ye Fan looked at Oscar and said slowly, "How did you get this sausage?"

"How did it come?"

Hearing this, Oscar felt an inexplicable chuckle in his heart, and secretly thought to himself:

"Could it be that this person can see the origin of my sausages, and the sausages I make myself, even I can deceive myself? How could this man see the clue? ”

Pressing that thought, Oscar showed a smile on his face and said: "This classmate, my sausage is an exclusive secret product, which is completely green, pure natural and pollution-free green products."

"Then you make one on the spot!" Ye Fan said.

"What, make one on the spot? Right now. Oscar was startled, with an incredulous look.

"Yes, if you can do it. I believed it, and bought all your sausages. Ye Fan said with a smile.

Oscar's face turned back, uncertain, and secretly thought: "Could it be that this person really sees through my routine?" But who knows that this sausage is actually my martial soul ability?

But just now he said that if I could make it, he would buy all my sausages.

This is a huge temptation of money! What to do, whether to do it or not! ”

For a moment, Oscar was immersed in the middle of endless reverie, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a lewd smile.

"Oscar, what are you doing?"

At this time, Dai Mubai walked over from behind, and there was also the cold girl in black, Zhu Zhuqing, behind him.

Dai Mubai's words were like a basin of cold water that forcibly pulled Oscar out of his fantasy.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai coming, his bearded face showed a bitter look, and his triangular peach blossom eyes full of electricity showed an affectionate look, and said, "Boss Dai, do you want to eat a sausage?"

"Send you two words, to die." Dai Mubai glared at Oscar angrily.

Oscar's face showed a look of grievance, Tang San looked at the situation in the field, and he didn't know why.

"Brother Tang, Tang..., you haven't eaten the sausages this guy sells, have you?" Dai Mubai asked in a low voice.

"No, my eldest brother stopped me just now. Senior Dai, is there any problem? Tang San asked.

"That's good, that's good."

Dai Mubai took a long breath, and glanced at Ye Fan with an imperceptible evil eye, revealing a dignified look.

Only those who are familiar with Oscar know the origin of Oscar's sausage, and even he himself was pitted by the big sausage once.

And Ye Fan stopped Tang San and didn't buy it. Now there are only two possibilities, one is an accident, and the other is that Ye Fan saw through the essence of Oscar's sausage.

Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Dai Mubai's evil eyes glared at Oscar fiercely, and said, "Xiao Ao, Tang San, they are my friends. Can't you use your little tricks to harm them? Let them know the truth! ”

"Boss Dai, this is not good! I can't talk about it. Oscar said hesitantly.

"Hurry up." Dai Mubai's eyes widened.

"Hey."

Oscar sighed deeply, feeling very sad in his heart, making friends carelessly!

Oscar, who looked like he was sacrificing his life, folded his hands, and a faint yellow soul power emerged from his palm, and suddenly shouted:

"Lao Tzu has... The root is big... Sausage! ”

"Change, change... I've become..."

……

"Vomiting ......" a group of listeners, their faces changed instantly, their stomachs turned upside down, and they vomited......

Nimayo, disgusting!

……

"Lao Tzu has a big root...... Fragrant...... Intestines......! ”

……

Tang San and the others vomited together, and suddenly felt that the "uncle" with a beard in front of him was extremely obscene.

Seeing everyone's eyes, especially Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong's disgusted gazes, Oscar immediately explained:

"Everyone, I can't help it, when the food martial soul is used, if you want the food to change, you have to use different soul spells, my words are spells, not what I want to shout. Moreover, I have no problem with the quality of my sausages.

If you don't believe that you will try it in one bite, you will know that I am lying to you! ”

"Eat it again, you filthy "sausage uncle"! ”

Ning Rongrong said fiercely, and her cannibalistic gaze pierced Oscar's little heart fiercely.

Oscar realizes that he seems to have said the wrong thing, especially in front of the beautiful girl, and his heart has gradually fallen to the bottom.

"This classmate, I boast that my big sausage is flawless, how did you find out about the problem?"

In order to hide his embarrassment, Oscar took the initiative to change the topic and ask Ye Fan, which was also a question he was extremely worried about at the moment.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong's eyes also shifted to Ye Fan, after all, it was Ye Fan who prevented them from seeing the true face of the sausage "uncle" just now.

"Oscar, your beard-like obscene aura overflows the surface of your body, and people can't look at it directly?

So I guessed a little, I didn't expect you to really have a problem? Ye Fan said after a little thought.

"Guess, obscene? Is a beard obscene? Isn't this the latest trend this year to add to the sophistication of all men? Oscar wondered.

"And add a mature atmosphere, how old are you?" Ning Rongrong said coldly.

"Fourteen!" Oscar replied subconsciously.

"Fourteen plus a fart of maturity?"

Perhaps because of Ye Fan, Ning Rongrong did not hide her irritable temperament from the little witch like before, but revealed her true form.

"Guess?"

On the side, Tang San looked at his eldest brother with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

If he believes, will he have a ghost?

……

(End of chapter)