【Honeymoon Preparations】

Gu Qingcheng has been preparing for marriage and honeymoon since years ago, and at this time, it can finally be realized.

A honeymoon in a world for two.

It's beautiful to think about.

Yang Xiaoxiao once described to Gu Qingcheng the white sand beach, the turquoise water and the white seagulls flying in the sky, and the romantic lavender flower fields. and the European Gothic-style cathedral, where the stained broken glass skylight shines through a layer of sparkle and then holds the hand of the man she loves most.

Of course, Gu Qingcheng had searched countless travel guides on the Internet, and then asked Fang Shu to compile it into a thirty-page table, which was miniaturized and put in his wallet. Easy to view.

In the spacious and bright office, Fang Shu, who was dressed in a professional suit, handed the miniature form to Gu Qingcheng, "Mr. Gu, it's done." ”

Gu Qingcheng nodded, took it and put it in his wallet, but because there were too many pages, there were thirty pages in total, and one wallet was not enough, so Gu Qingcheng instructed Fang Shu: "You go buy me another wallet." ”

Fang Shu: "......"

During the time when Gu Qingcheng left the company to prepare for his honeymoon. Gu Qingcheng had already arranged everything in the company, and Fang Shu had just returned from marriage leave, so of course she could also take full responsibility.

Merely......

"Mr. Gu, if there are some emergencies that need to be dealt with, I can call you urgently......

Gu Qingcheng raised his hand and made a pause gesture, "Don't call me, you won't contact me, I threw my phone into the sea before leaving." ”

Fang Shu: "......"

However, now not only the ACL International Hotel, but also some affairs of the MSC Group are about to enter the official track, but the group of dragons without a leader must be chaotic. Fang Shu's ability as a special assistant and secretary is not questionable, but in terms of decision-making. She still doesn't have the courage to be a senior manager.

Gu Qingcheng thought about it. made a phone call and asked Xue Miao out.

In the box, the bright lights illuminate the corners clearly, clearly, even the dust in the corners and cracks.

Xue Miao listened to Gu Qingcheng's words, immediately turned around and left, and was stopped by Gu Qingcheng.

"I know such a big stall, but you can also be considerate of me, I don't have any brothers and sisters, you are all my good buddies, I don't look for you at a critical moment now, you say?"

Xue Miao: "......"

He turned around, walked towards Gu Qingcheng again, raised his hand to loosen the two buttons on his neckline, and kicked Gu Qingcheng's knee joint when he raised his foot, "It's a pity that you don't want to be an actor...... You don't have any brothers and sisters, don't you? ”

Xue Miao paused, took out a cigarette case from his pocket and threw it on the table, "Ask Lu Xiaowu, this brother-in-law, to take care of the company for you, or call Liang Xiaoliu again......"

"Heh," Gu Qingcheng chuckled, Lu Jingzhong is still stable, but he is mainly responsible for the behind-the-scenes work related to entertainment, as for Liang Xiaoliu...... "Then I just want my honeymoon to come back and go bankrupt and liquidate directly." ”

Xue Miao wordlessly took over the mess that Gu Qingcheng left him before his honeymoon, by the way......

"In the cooperation of that piece of land in the western suburbs, I will take away three percent," Xue Miao tapped his fingers on the table and laughed, "When you come back." ”

Gu Qingcheng knew that this fox would definitely take the opportunity to knock him on it, and laughed: "Deal." ”

【Honeymoon Tour VS Family Tour】

If you solve the things in the company, will everything be fine?

Of course not.

Gu Qingcheng was too idealistic and ignored external factors, such as ...... Two children.

Birthday celebration said, "I'm going." ”

This little guy's Mandarin is already very fluent, except for a few words that can still be heard in the local accent, and with the progress of speaking and pronouncing, he seems to be much more extroverted, and he directly hugged Yang Xiaoxiao's waist and didn't let her go.

Rui Rui also ran over from the other side, hugged Yang Xiaoxiao's other side, and shouted unwillingly: "I'm going too!" ”

Gu Qingcheng: "......"

Yang Xiaoxiao touched the little heads of the two little guys, and looked at Gu Qingcheng, who had a gloomy face and wanted to rain: "Then either take the two little guys to ...... together."

Before Yang Xiaoxiao could finish speaking, Gu Qingcheng had already interrupted her, "Impossible, don't even think about it." ”

As soon as Gu Qingcheng turned around, then the two little guys holding Yang Xiaoxiao glanced at each other, and then cried.

For children crying, Gu Qingcheng has only one word: annoying, two words: really annoying, three words: throw it out, and three more words: lock it up.

Fortunately, he didn't plan to have a second child, otherwise, he would have been tossed to death.

It's really hard to imagine that the four children of Pei San's family don't have to lift the roof.

Shen Wanjun held a plate of small cakes that Aunt Wang had just baked, beckoned the two children to eat the cake, and then walked to Gu Qingcheng's side, "Just take the two children on a family tour." ”

Finally, someone was on his side, Yang Xiaoxiao hurriedly nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, I also think that what my mother said is right." ”

Gu Qingcheng's face darkened, but he didn't contradict his mother for anything, but he just looked at Yang Xiaoxiao's gaze a little more......

Yang Xiaoxiao was a little drumming in her heart.

Sure enough, that night, Yang Xiaoxiao was thrown on the bed by Gu Qingcheng, and then squeezed it fiercely, but this person also accused her: "How long have I been hungry for you, huh?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao: "......"

However, exercise in bed is exercise, and when it was time for the honeymoon, I still took the two little ones out of the house.

So, what was originally a beautiful beach became-

"Daddy! Come and see there's a big crab here! ”

"Ahh Starfish! ”

"It's disgusting, there's a dead earthworm here."

Well, the blue sky and the wisps of white clouds are illusions.

The originally romantic lavender flower field became-

"Don't trample on flowers and trees!"

(PS: Can you trample on the trees, do you have two meters long legs =_=)

The original cathedral became-

"That white-haired old man just now seems to be a wizard."

"Dad, I want to buy a Harry Potter invisibility cloak!"

As a result, the beautiful and romantic honeymoon tour has become a family tour.

[A shocking secret caused by the second child]

Since the liberalization of the two-child policy, under the encouragement of the so-called "more than 90% of families expressing their willingness to have a second child" exposed on the Internet, Shen Wanjun said to her son: "Work harder and strive to have a daughter." ”

Gu Qingcheng looked at his mother: "Mom, what do you think, it's the same for boys and girls." ”

Shen Wanjun: "......"

Yang Xiaoxiao did make up his mind not to have children before, with Rui Rui and Qingsheng, the family was enough to make trouble.

Although Gu Qingcheng's will was firm enough and was not easily destroyed by his mother, Yang Xiaoxiao's side was about to be unable to resist her mother-in-law's sugar-coated shells.

"You said that you are still young, and these two little guys are about to go to school, and as soon as you go to school, you will be a lot more relaxed," Shen Wanjun said earnestly, "I know that the young people of your generation should focus on their careers, but it doesn't matter, you have a child, I will help you bring it." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao smiled, not knowing what to say.

Shen Wanjun continued: "I'm a person, I like girls very much, when I was still pregnant with Ah Cheng, I always thought he was a girl, and his name was called Allure......

Yang Xiaoxiao: "......"

Oh my God, I accidentally learned a little secret about Gu Qingcheng.

Shen Wanjun looked at the expression on Yang Xiaoxiao's face, thinking that she was persuaded by her three-inch incorruptible tongue, so she continued to follow this line, "Later, I found out that I had an extra handful, but Ah Cheng was very cute when he was a child, and I liked children, before Ah Cheng went to elementary school, I raised him as a girl......

Yang Xiaoxiao: "!! ”

Oh, my God!!!!

accidentally learned a big secret of Gu Qingcheng!

In order to strive for realistic restoration, Shen Wanjun took out a delicate photo album from the cabinet, and specially found Gu Qingcheng's former photos of men and women dressed as women to Yang Xiaoxiao, "Look at it." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao looked over and immediately widened his eyes.

"Poof......

Gu Qingcheng in the photo has two pigtails on his head, then blushes on his face, and dots a red dot on his eyebrows, and is wearing a small yellow skirt, but it can be seen from his face that he is reluctant and reluctant.

Yang Xiaoxiao was in Shen Wanjun's room, he endured left and right, desperately endured, did not laugh, and said, "Mom, I will discuss the matter of giving birth to a second child with Ah Cheng in a while." ”

When he came out of Shen Wanjun's room, Yang Xiaoxiao plunged into the master bedroom, and then threw himself on the bed and laughed.

Gu Qingcheng, who had just come out of the bathroom, squinted his eyes, this woman had convulsions?

Gu Qingcheng was only wrapped in a bath towel, and there were water droplets on his sturdy chest that slid down, and all the way down and disappeared on the bath towel around his waist.

Yang Xiaoxiao's stomach hurt, and when she turned around to meet Gu Qingcheng's dark eyes, the masculine aura of men suddenly rushed into her nose, and a picture appeared in her mind, at this moment, Gu Qingcheng had two pigtails on his head, wearing a tender yellow skirt, and then dancing four little swans.

Then she turned around and laughed even more cheerfully as she pounded the head of the bed.

Gu Qingcheng didn't pay attention to her with the black line on his face, found a nightgown from the closet to change into, then dried his hair with a towel, and lay down on the bed, only to find that Yang Xiaoxiao on the side was still smiling.

He squinted his eyes and pulled the woman up directly on top of him, "Is enough laughing?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao shook his head: "No ......" said with a big pant, "I tell you, I heard a joke, this joke is enough for me to laugh for half a year......"

Gu Qingcheng raised his eyebrows, "What kind of joke, tell me about it." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao suddenly came to the end, "You really want to hear it?" ”

"Hmm."

Yang Xiaoxiao lay on Gu Qingcheng's chest and said, "Just now our mother said that she liked her daughter, and then said that when she was a child, she regarded you as a female ......."

Gu Qingcheng's face darkened, and he directly turned over and pressed Yang Xiaoxiao under him, sealing her lips and tongue.

Yang Xiaoxiao couldn't breathe with a smile, now that she was kissed by such a wolf, she couldn't breathe, and when Gu Qingcheng removed her lips, her face was flushed.

Yang Xiaoxiao didn't say anything about Gu Qingcheng this time, he pinched his face, "Alluring the country and the city, haha, in fact, I don't care, there's nothing bad about having one more sister......

Gu Qingcheng directly lifted Yang Xiaoxiao's nightdress and pinched her waist fiercely......

This night, Yang Xiaoxiao really realized the wolf-like tiger of this "sister", and the next day she slept until lunch before waking up, holding her waist downstairs to eat, and was about to starve to death.

However, Shen Wanjun was very pleased.

It seems that yesterday's words are indeed valid.

[The youth that has wandered with Gu Dada]

In Yang Xiaoxiao's mobile phone, the mobile phone numbers of several of Gu Qingcheng's buddies were stored, and then a group was specially set up.

Grouping: The youth that wandered with Gu Dada.

The name of this group is not only sassy, but also has a language problem, which fully reflects the inner and outer qualities of the people in the original group name.

Actually, the name of this grouping was not come up with by Yang Xiaoxiao.

That day in the night box, several good buddies in Gu Qingcheng's circle were there, Yang Xiaoxiao and Xin Man were also there, Xue Miao, Lu Jingzhong and Pei San, they had all seen it, and they had also been there at Gu Qingcheng's wedding, and when they met this time, they left their mobile phone numbers.

Gu Qingcheng hugged Yang Xiaoxiao's waist: "If there is anything in the future, they will look for it casually." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao smiled, knowing that Gu Qingcheng's words were, did she dare to find it casually? Maybe at some point the vinegar jar will be overturned.

Here, Liang Yi and Liang Xiaoliu poured wine for Yang Xiaoxiao and Xin Man, and said, "Sister, try it, the top Cabernet Sauvignon red wine, Bolton blend." ”

Simman waved his hand and crossed his legs, "I don't drink." ”

Liang Yi slapped his thigh: "This can't be." ”

Xin Man glanced at him from the corner of his eye: "Why can't it?" I don't drink. ”

Yang Xiaoxiao picked up the wine glass, and couldn't help but feel a little strange, Xin Man was trying to enter the workplace, but he worked hard to practice drinking, and he definitely went out to practice smoking and drinking with half his life.

Liang Xiaoliu was just about to say something, when he suddenly heard that at the card table, Xue Miao opened his mouth and called him: "Bring me Miss Xin's glass of wine." ”

Liang Yi gave Xue Miao a "sigh" and sent it over.

Gu Qingcheng looked at Xin Man's expression thoughtfully.

A few people here were playing cards at the poker table, Gu Qingcheng played a handful, walked over and forced Xin Man to go to the table, just sitting in Xue Miao's starting position.

Gu Qingcheng raised his eyebrows, "I'll go out for a cigarette." ”

At the poker table, Yang Xiaoxiao pulled the mobile phone numbers he had just written down into the same group, and was thinking about what name to change, so Liang Xiaoliu proposed: "It's not simple, I'll give it to you!" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao looked at the youngest of the brothers who were better with Gu Qingcheng and handed him the phone.

As a result, when I got my phone back, I changed it to this name.

Yang Xiaoxiao frowned, "What kind of mess are you doing?" ”

Liang Xiaoliu knocked on the arm of the sofa with one leg, then leaned over, put his arm on the back of the sofa, and lowered his head: "Sister, let me tell you, this is non-mainstream, and it is popular now." ”

Pei Sicheng on the other side of the card table threw off a nine-of-a-kind, "Little Liu, what are you pretending to be ...... when you're old?"

Before he finished speaking, he listened to Xin Man push the cards, "Huh." ”

Pei Sicheng glared at the card, and then at Xue Miao: "Miaozi, you are a pit brother and me." ”

Xue Miao smiled.

Here, Gu Qingcheng came in with a cigarette, and saw Liang Xiaoliu on the sofa, who was in a very ambiguous posture behind Yang Xiaoxiao.

Liang Yi pointed to Yang Xiaoxiao's mobile phone screen: "Yes, yes, that's it...... Don't you women all like pink, can you change the color...... Yes, it's more romantic to get a petal......"

Gu Qingcheng walked over, stretched out his hand and knocked on Liang Yi's head, "What is more romantic, teach me too." ”

"I'm just helping ......" Liang Yi turned his head and saw Gu Qingcheng, so he hurriedly retreated from the sofa, "It's nothing, brother, you and your sister-in-law are romantic, I'll go and play cards here, hehe, hehe." ”

[Look at andrology? 】

One night, Yang Xiaoxiao leaned on the bedside to read, and Gu Qingcheng went to the bathroom to take a bath.

Suddenly, the ringtone of the mobile phone in his hand began to buzz and vibrate, Yang Xiaoxiao glanced at the mobile phone that was not his own, and then looked at it in a blink of an eye, it was Gu Qingcheng's mobile phone.

However, when Yang Xiaoxiao reached out to get the phone, the phone on the screen happened to be hung up by the other party.

Yang Xiaoxiao glanced at it, and a missed call displayed on the mobile phone screen was from Liang Jinmo.

She didn't look at it much, although she and Gu Qingcheng knew each other's sliding screen unlock passwords, but they didn't want to become distrustful of each other because of this.

However, the other party's Liang Jinmo's movements were too fast, and Yang Xiaoxiao just put the mobile phone on the bedside table, and there was another buzzing vibration.

And then......

Yang Xiaoxiao's finger slid lightly across the screen, and a text message appeared on the screen, which was from Dr. Liang Jinmo, with only one line of words.

"The doctor has made an appointment for you, at three o'clock on Friday afternoon."

Yang Xiaoxiao chuckled in her heart.

Here's what's going on.

She felt a chill in her heart, isn't it some incurable disease?

Yang Xiaoxiao listened to the sound of running water coming from the bathroom, and the temperature in her heart decreased little by little.

She took her mobile phone, pondered for a while, and took Gu Qingcheng's mobile phone and sent a message to Liang Jinmo.

"Which doctor?"

Liang Jinmo still replied quickly, but he had already replied in two seconds: "It's the director of the andrology department, he has done this kind of operation many times." ”

Andrology ......

When Yang Xiaoxiao saw these two words, he was stunned.

Gu Qingcheng wants to go to the andrology department for Mao!

Could it be that he has contracted some hidden disease?

The sound of the water in the bathroom suddenly stopped, Yang Xiaoxiao was startled, the mobile phone in his hand almost fell, he hurriedly deleted this text message, put it on the bedside table and opened the book that fell on the ground and spread it on his lap, after such a series of actions, Gu Qingcheng also came out of the bathroom.

Yang Xiaoxiao lowered her head to read the book, raised her head and glanced at Gu Qingcheng, just when she saw Gu Qingcheng's gaze, she immediately lowered her head in fright.

Immediately, she was a little angry, why did she want to be sneaky, it was obvious that Gu Qingcheng had something to hide from her!

Thinking so, Yang Xiaoxiao closed the book on his lap, looked up at Gu Qingcheng's gaze, glared at him fiercely, turned over and lay on the bed.

【Ligation or non-ligation】

Then, wait until Friday.

In the afternoon, Yang Xiaoxiao secretly followed Gu Qingcheng and went to the hospital.

She must see what Gu Qingcheng wants to do.

At the door of a consultation room, Yang Xiaoxiao pushed the door open halfway, and could faintly hear the sound inside.

"After the ligation, it will not affect the sexual function, it is just a small operation, and it is enough to pay attention not to have intercourse in the past few days......"

Yang Xiaoxiao: "!! ”

She suddenly felt a rumbling thunder overhead.

Ligation!!!

What did she just hear?

Yang Xiaoxiao was completely in a state of rigidity, standing in the doorway, staring at the white wall in the hospital corridor, as if it had been splashed with heavy black.

The door behind him opened, and Gu Qingcheng was really stunned when he saw Yang Xiaoxiao standing at the door, "Xiaoxiao, why are you here?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao was pulled back to his senses by Gu Qingcheng's voice, and as soon as he took Gu Qingcheng's hand, he walked towards the corridor, "Who asked you to come to the ligation?" ”

After she said this, she suddenly remembered that a few months ago, when she proposed that she didn't want a child, Gu Qingcheng said that he had a way.

Could this be the solution?

Yang Xiaoxiao pulled Gu Qingcheng on the elevator, "No, I don't allow you to do ligation, let's go, follow me home!" ”

Liang Jinmo, who had just come down from the elevator, looked at this posture, "You two are ...... of these"

Yang Xiaoxiao glared at Liang Jinmo, "My husband doesn't have a ligation!" How good the quality of my husband's sperm is, what a pity it is to be ligated! ”

Liang Jinmo: "......"

That sounds ...... Why does it seem that he and Gu Qingcheng are stirring up the foundation?

Yang Xiaoxiao pulled Gu Qingcheng to the car all the way, and pulled Gu Qingcheng's collar: "I won't go to the birth control ring, and you won't have a ligation." ”

This kind of operation, Yang Xiaoxiao always feels bad.

Okay, there's nothing wrong with your body, so why do you have to go for surgery?

At this moment, Gu Qingcheng looked at Yang Xiaoxiao's gaze, which was very gentle.

Yang Xiaoxiao shook his shoulders, feeling that Gu Qingcheng's eyes were a little frightened.

However, the follow-up treatment of this matter, naturally, Gu Qingcheng did not do ligation surgery, however, he routinely wore a condom, or at a critical moment...... Don't inside.

However, if it goes on for so long, there will always be fish that slip through the net, right?

【Shen Rui PK Gu Xirui】

Rui Rui and Qingsheng's two children are both nearly six years old, and in September, Yang Xiaoxiao is ready to take the two children to report.

When Rui Rui and Qingsheng's two children were in the first grade of primary school, Pei Haoyu was already in the third grade of primary school.

Pei Haoyu pinched his waist, pointed at the two little guys and laughed: "Little brother, you will follow your brother in the future, with your brother covering, no one dares to bully you." ”

Rui Rui: "......"

Birthday: "......"

Rui Rui and Qingsheng's names, before going to school, Gu Qingcheng asked Zhu Qihong to find someone to change them, Rui Rui's big name is: Gu Xirui, and Qingsheng's big name is Gu Xisheng.

When changing Rui Rui's name, Gu Qingcheng had a dark face, and he never turned cloudy or sunny from beginning to end.

Because, the name written on the original Rui Rui's household registration book: Shen Rui.

Gu Qingcheng snorted coldly: "How did I not know that I was wearing such a big green hat on my head." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao looked at Gu Qingcheng's face a little apprehensively, grinned and flattered, "Wasn't that what it was at the time, I thought this was Meng Xi's child, of course the ancestors can't forget it, right?" ”

"Then dad can forget, right?" Gu Qingcheng said, "If you don't do it well, it will leave a psychological shadow on the child, a shadow of childhood." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao knew that it was her mistake in this matter, so she simply asked Gu Qingcheng to make conditions, "Well, I was wrong, if you have any requirements, just mention it, as long as it doesn't affect Rui Rui." ”

Gu Qingcheng lowered his head and said a word in her ear, and then Yang Xiaoxiao's face turned red, and her eyes widened in astonishment, and her face was pink and tender at this moment, as if it was a peach that was about to ripen.

"No! It's too dangerous! What if I fall? ”

"With a rope tied, you can't fall if you hold on tight."

The staff of the police station in front of him who changed their household registration looked at the two in front of them, and they were already thinking about it successfully.

In fact, Gu Qingcheng just wanted to take Yang Xiaoxiao to bungee jumping.

As for why Yang Xiaoxiao blushed......

I don't know.

【Registration of first-year freshmen】

Before entering the first grade of primary school, there will be a registration, and the teacher will ask about some basic family information, and then determine whether to enroll, and if you pass, you will stamp a red stamp on the registration form.

Rui Rui and Qing came over at eight o'clock in the morning on the day of their birthday, but they waited in line until ten o'clock before it was their turn.

Before entering the classroom, Yang Xiaoxiao also instructed Rui Rui and Qingsheng Qian, "Remember, my mother's name is Yang Xiaoxiao, and my father's name is Gu Qingcheng, don't make a mistake." ”

Rui Rui nodded.

But the birthday celebration is a little nervous.

Because he knew that his parents were not Gu Qingcheng and Yang Xiaoxiao, he had received them halfway, although they were also very good to him.

It turned out to be bad, as soon as I asked the name of Qingsheng's parents, Qingsheng stumbled, and the hometown dialect slipped out.

"My father, Yang Xiaoxiao, and my mother's name is Gu Qingcheng."

However, fortunately, no one can understand it, otherwise, even the gender of the parents will need to be re-checked.

Rui Rui naturally passed, and Qingsheng's side first judged a "to be determined".

The leader of the school invited Yang Xiaoxiao to the office, "May I ask if you are Gu Xisheng's parent?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I am." ”

"Gu Xirui is also your child?"

Yang Xiaoxiao still nodded.

Then the leader's gaze stayed on the date of birth on the household register, and the two children's birth dates were three days apart, which was ......

The school leader explained his doubts to Yang Xiaoxiao, and Yang Xiaoxiao also sweated with one hand, and finally said with an idea: "Leader, I have a difficult birth." ”

School Leader: "......"

However, in the end, the admission notice for the birthday celebration still came down, of course, not because of the difficult birth that Yang Xiaoxiao said, but because Gu Qingcheng directly faxed an adoption registration to the principal.

Then the principal of the primary school immediately personally apologized to Gu Qingcheng, the chairman and CEO of MSC Group, and said that the school will focus on cultivating these two children of the Gu family.

Gu Qingcheng took a puff of cigarette and said, "Just treat everyone equally, don't do anything special, after all, children's minds are quite sensitive." ”

"Yes, yes, that's right."

Yang Xiaoxiao stood in Gu Qingcheng's office, listening to these words, he couldn't help but roll his eyes upward.

You must know that Gu Qingcheng can solve it with a phone call, why should she say that she has a difficult birth, how many people are rumoring outside that she is pregnant with the second generation Nezha.

【School Notes】

Rui Rui and Qingsheng went to school for the first time with their schoolbags on their backs, and they were very excited, carrying small schoolbags, the two children jumped out of the car and walked side by side to the school.

When the two of them had just entered the first grade, Pei Xiaohuo of Pei Sicheng's family was in the second grade.

In fact, according to age, Pei Xiaohuo should be in the first grade, and this is also what Pei Xiaohuo's mother wants.

But Pei Xiaohuo was unwilling, "My grandmother said that the early birds have worms, I am a genius child, and I want to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University!" ”

Rui Rui rubbed his nose, he had already calculated an arithmetic problem from a third-grade math teacher, and he used three methods.

Pei Xiaohuo leaned over, Mom, what kind of bird language is this?

In fact?

Rui Rui jumped three levels in the middle because of his excellent grades.

When Pei Xiaohuo was in the second grade of elementary school, Rui Rui was in the first grade of primary school.

When Pei Xiaohuo was in the third grade of primary school, Rui Rui was in the third grade of primary school.

When Pei Xiaohuo was in the fourth grade of primary school, Rui Rui was in the fifth grade of primary school.

When Pei Xiaohuo graduated from elementary school, Rui Rui was already in his third year of junior high school.

Of course, that's for later.

【Movie】

Yang Xiaoxiao is extremely afraid of horror movies, and once remembered that when he was in junior high school, he inadvertently turned to a horror article in a magazine, and then he didn't fall asleep all night, and his body was cold in the summer, and he didn't dare to look in the mirror when he went to the toilet, for fear that a female ghost with a cloak would suddenly appear in the mirror.

But the next day, he told Xinman, who didn't feel the slightest bit after reading the whole horror story, and threw the magazine to the side, "Isn't this just romance?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao: "......"

From junior high school to high school to college, even if she is married now, Yang Xiaoxiao is only older, and she doesn't have the guts, so she still doesn't dare to watch horror movies, but Xinmet likes that kind of European and American horror movies, the more you suck your blood and dig your heart, the more you like to watch it, and she likes to watch it at night, locking herself in a small room.

Yang Xiaoxiao decided to practice his courage, so he borrowed a set of horror movie CDs from Xin Man.

"These are old-fashioned horror films, quite old, but I bought them for collection," Siman said. ”

Yang Xiaoxiao took this collector's edition of Xin Man's horror film discs.

Then he pulled Gu Qingcheng to accompany her.

Gu Qingcheng didn't think Yang Xiaoxiao was so timid before, but this night, he really saw it, just after a terrifying accompaniment sounded, Yang Xiaoxiao covered his eyes with his hands in fright, "Hurry up and turn off the sound!" Hurry up! ”

Turn off the sound, close your eyes, is this watching a movie?

Gu Qingcheng simply took the remote control board to turn off the DV channel, threw the remote control board aside, leaned over and hugged Yang Xiaoxiao horizontally.

Yang Xiaoxiao was still covering her eyes: "What are you doing?" ”

Gu Qingcheng hugged her and walked up the stairs, "Do something that soothes your body and mind." ”

Yang Xiaoxiao: "......"

[Still an accident]

Gu Qingcheng didn't go for ligation, and Yang Xiaoxiao didn't take contraceptives, but newlywed, under Gu Qingcheng's leadership, bed affairs were indispensable at all.

So, there will always be fish that slip through the net.

One day, in the afternoon, Yang Xiaoxiao was learning a new recipe on TV, when she suddenly heard Shen Wanjun upstairs calling her: "Xiaoxiao, do you still have sanitary napkins?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao said: "Yes! ”

She answered, and got up to get a sanitary napkon for Shen Wanjun.

It's just that after sending the sanitary napkins, she was suddenly stunned.

She seems to have a ...... I haven't had a period in two months...... bar.

Yang Xiaoxiao was stunned at the door, and when Shen Wanjun came out of the bathroom, she saw Yang Xiaoxiao still stunned in place, "What's wrong?" ”

Yang Xiaoxiao turned his head mechanically, "That...... Mom, I seem to be pregnant. ”

Shen Wanjun immediately called Gu Qingcheng, who was in the company, but because Gu Qingcheng was having a very important video conference, it was Fang Shu who answered the phone.

Shen Wanjun said on the phone: "You give him the phone directly, saying that his daughter-in-law is happy, let him fly and fly back for me." ”

That's going to fly back, and even if you lose millions of dollars, it's insignificant.

When Gu Qingcheng returned to Bauhinia Garden, Yang Xiaoxiao had just come out of the bathroom.

I took a box of pregnancy test strips, and they all had the same result.

Pregnant.

Gu Qingcheng immediately took Yang Xiaoxiao to the hospital.

When others go for pregnancy tests, they are at most accompanied by their husbands or friends, but this family is ...... Mother-in-law, nanny plus two children.

The whole family is out and about.

The nurses on the side were a little dumbfounded.

"This mother-in-law is so good, if my mother-in-law is half as good as this mother-in-law, I will be satisfied."

"Granny Light? I still want her husband. ”

After the blood test, several indicators showed that she was pregnant, "already seven weeks...... But the gender is not visible now. ”

On the way back, except for Shen Wanjun, who was very happy, Yang Xiaoxiao and Gu Qingcheng were not very happy.

Yang Xiaoxiao was unhappy: she didn't plan to have a child in the first place, and if she had another child, she would definitely be able to share her energy.

And Gu Qingcheng was unhappy: I can't be hey in the first three months of pregnancy and the three months after pregnancy, so worried, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

【Travels】

Spring is coming.

Then the teachers at the school all assigned an essay - "Spring is Coming".

Pei Xiaohuo of Pei Sicheng's family, Rui Rui and Qingsheng of Gu Qingcheng's family, An An of Brother Han's family, and Lu Xiaowu's ice cream and Yanyan, these little pot friends decided to travel.

Among these little pot friends, An An is the youngest, only three and a half years old.

However, in Pei Xiaohuo's words, my aunt is the most cheating ("aunt" = An An's mother = aunt)!

Pei Xiaohuo's aunt Song Shuying is Song Yuqiao's own sister and is now a doctor.

Several people traveled together, and by the way, they called Lu Li, who was single, and Liang Xiaoliu.

Pei Sicheng's eldest brother Pei Yubai was originally going to go, but because he couldn't get away from a little thing in the company, he only let Pei Sicheng go out with his dog.

Everyone was a little sorry that Brother Pei didn't come.

This sturdy Demu is named Baylor, and he is Pei Xiaohuo's favorite big dog, he squatted down and patted Demu's head, "Baylor is now representing my uncle!" ”

Baylor: Woohoo.

Pei Yubai, who drove away in an off-road vehicle, couldn't help but sneeze.

Pei Xiaohuo and a few little friends introduced his uncle's big dog, "Rui Rui, let me tell you, this dog fried chicken is smart!" Smarter than you. ”

Rui Rui smiled: "Can it speak?" ”

Baylor whimpered twice, as if speaking in his peculiar dog language.

Pei Xiaohuo slapped Baylor's head directly, "You're not a husky, what are you coercing?" Hurry up and become a brave and warlike sheepdog! ”

Birthday celebration and ice cream, and the only little girl among them, Yanyan, is sitting around the grass, origami.

Pei Xiaohuo couldn't see it well, his sweetheart was about to be snatched away!

He immediately threw away Baylor and ran towards Yanyan, "What are you guys folding?" ”

Yan Yan ignored him.

On the side, the birthday celebration said: "A thousand paper cranes." ”

A thousand paper cranes? Need origami?

Pei Xiaohuo immediately asked his father for twenty yuan, and went to the store outside to buy a jar of folded paper cranes, naturally, and some origami stars.

"Look! I'll send it to you, no need to fold it! ”

Words: "......"

I didn't want to say anything, but Rui Rui wanted to open the bottle cap and take out an origami star, but unexpectedly, his hand slipped, and the bottle and stars all spilled on the ground.

Pei Xiaohuo, who was squatting on the ground, just picked up the origami star and handed it to Rui Rui: "No thanks, please call me Lei Feng!" "Waiyang Island is dead.

Rui Rui: "......"

A few children were playing on the verdant grass, and a few adults were chatting and laughing here.

Because Xue Miao Luli and Liang Xiaoliu are both single, in order to make up for it, they brought Xin Man Suyan here, and Liang Xiaoliu said: "Who said I was single? Old Paper Has A Girlfriend! ”

But no one takes Liang Yi's words as true, anyway, she changed her girlfriend like water.

Xue Miao smiled and took a cigarette in her mouth, "Didn't you rent all of your girlfriends?" ”

Xue Miao had just lit a cigarette, and Xin Man passed in front of him, and said without squinting: "Some people just don't have a sense of morality. ”

Xue Miao paused, looked at Xin Man who walked to the pile of children over there, and raised his hand to pinch the cigarette.

………………

Travelled during the day and booked a hotel at night.

Yang Xiaoxiao and Gu Qingcheng booked a hotel at the front desk, looked at the computer in front of the desk, and then discussed with Gu Qingcheng beside him: "Will you arrange Sister Tina and Lu Li to a room?" ”

Gu Qingcheng raised his eyebrows and said that he had no objections.

Yang Xiaoxiao asked the front desk lady for two room cards in the same room, one for Gu Qingcheng to give to Lu Li, she handed it over to Su Yan here, the two met in front of the fountain in front of the elevator, Yang Xiaoxiao excitedly high-fived Gu Qingcheng.

………………

Such a group of people spent three days in the suburbs before returning to City C.

For this essay - "Spring is Coming", Rui Rui and Qingsheng's essays both got model essays, the classes of ice cream and Yanyan did not ask for writing essays, their mother Jiayin asked them to keep a diary, Pei Xiaohuo's essay was directly deducted by the teacher, and the parents were called the next day.

Anyway, Pei Sicheng was used to calling parents, so he immediately called his universal assistant, "Go and help meet the teacher." ”

【The profession of food taster】

After hearing about the food taster, Zhong Mengbao reacted——

Ice cream: Is it just eating at work?

An An stared at the TV screen without blinking, looking at the rows of snacks and chocolates on it, and almost went up to lick the screen.

Pei Xiaohuo held his round belly: Oh, buy Ka! This is not true! I want to eat!

Yan Yan narrowed his eyes and looked at Pei Xiaohuo: Pei Haoyu, do you want to eat to be a big fat man?

Pei Xiaohuo rubbed his nose, and then shrunk his round belly back.

Gu Ruirui:%&*@#¥%

Pei Xiaohuo turned around: Wool?

Gu Ruirui swiped his two hands on the iPad, then flipped it over, and a news report headlined: The chocolate taster in country X weighed more than 200 catties. A photo of being overweight is attached below.

Pei Xiaohuo twitched the corner of his mouth.