Seeing Ah Da say this, Huqin's mother and daughter couldn't say anything, so they looked at me, meaning to let me persuade them.

I shook my head and didn't speak, the reason why Ah Da did this, there was another layer in it, he told Huqin's mother and daughter, 'As a cousin, I can take the full value of the gift, as the immediate family of the deceased, what can you do?' This is a disguised attempt to force the lord's family to make the funeral bigger.

Thinking of this, I looked at Ah Da's eyes and quietly gave him a thumbs up, but he pretended not to see it and scratched his head.

Subsequently, we talked a few words, Ah Da and Huqin mother and daughter went to the mourning hall, I had promised yesterday to withdraw from this funeral today, it was not good to go to the mourning hall, so I waited for Huqin and Yu Qian in the tombstone shop.

Suddenly, I remembered that I asked the stammerer to call away the Eight Immortals yesterday, and I don't know where those Eight Immortals are now, I took out my mobile phone and was about to make a call, and found that when I was in Guizi Village, Liu Kai took away the battery of my mobile phone.

I bought a battery in the town, put it in my mobile phone, and made a call to the skinny monkey among the Eight Immortals, but it rang twice, and the phone was connected, "Chen Baxian, the Eight Immortals are waiting for your news!" What the hell is going on, how can you withdraw from this funeral for no reason, so unlucky! ”

I roughly talked about Liu Kai's funeral, and there was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, saying, "What did the main family say?" If there is no problem after the funeral, Liu Kai successfully sends the deceased up the mountain, you sign a contract with the master's family, will they sue you? ”

"It should be fine, I'll communicate with the master!" I said lightly, let them not go to the New Year during this time, try to find some eight immortals who are willing to carry the coffin in the first month, and the salary is ten times the usual, he said yes, and did not say anything else.

Hanging up the phone of the thin monkey, I went to the hospital to see the tall guy, his hands were full of plasters, the doctor said that the hospital was sent in time, rest for a while, and the arm would not leave sequelae.

Hearing what the doctor said, I was relieved, chatted with the senior guy for a while, and then walked out of the hospital. To my surprise, at the gate of the hospital, I met an acquaintance, who was the little nurse that Guo Fatzi was pursuing, Zhang Yuanyuan.

"Happy New Year, Nurse Zhang! How has the development with Guo Fatzi been recently? I arched my hand at her.

She glanced at me and said lightly, "It's not good, it's going to be divided soon." ”

I was stunned, when did Guo Fatzi get along with her? Listening to this tone, it was so good for a while, and I was completely in the dark.

Glancing at her, she felt that it was not easy to find a nurse girlfriend with Guo Fatzi's body, and it was a pity to break up, and she planned to make it back for Guo Fatzi, so she said: "Why break up, Guo Fatzi loves you so much." ”

"A P deep, that's five centimeters." She glared at me and turned to walk towards the hospital.

Listening to this, I was stunned for a long time, and I kept thinking about what five centimeters meant, and when I figured it out, I almost laughed, and immediately took out my mobile phone and made a call to Guo Fatzi.

Soon, the phone was connected, and without waiting for the other side to speak, I preemptively said: "Guo Fatzi, I met Zhang Yuanyuan in the hospital in the town, and she said that you are only five centimeters, is it true?" ”

There is an idiom called 'happiness and sorrow', originally I thought it was pure nonsense to ask this idiom, but now, I believe it, because there is a voice on the phone that makes me collapse.

"Jiu Yanzi, you didn't go to the county, why are you in the town?" It was the voice of the father.

Made, how could Guo Fatzi's mobile phone be with his father, this is so illogical, did his father go to the county seat? This is obviously possible, my father hasn't been to the county seat for many years, so now? There is only one possibility, Guo Fatzi is at my house.

Thinking about this, my tone changed, and I pretended to be serious: "Father, I just came back from the county seat, went to the hospital to see a friend, and I'm going home soon, remember to cook my meal at noon, and by the way, tell Guo Fatzi that on the way back to the county just now, he has something to put in me, let him not look for it, and give it to him when he goes back." ”

I'm gambling, betting that Guo Fatzi has just arrived at my house, and he hasn't had time to tell my father about me.

However, my father sent me into the cold palace with a word, he said: "I will tell him, and he also has a message for me to tell you, he asked you to keep the ticket from the county seat back to the town, and he took it home for reimbursement." ”

Made, looking at this, my father probably knew that I didn't go to the county seat, so I had no choice but to tell my father that there was something going on in the town in the past two days, and I would go home immediately.

The father did not speak with a calm face, and hung up the phone.

Just hung up the phone less than three minutes, the phone rang again, it was Guo Fatzi's phone, I didn't dare to speak, I was afraid that it was my father, I was stunned for a moment, Guo Fatzi's voice came from the phone, he said: "Brother Jiu, you said that you leaked, I came last night, and your phone has not been able to get through." ”

I really wanted to beat this dead fat man to death, scolded him, and asked him, what happened to Zhang Yuanyuan.

He said in surprise, "It's nothing, I haven't caught it yet, the nurse is too difficult to chase, there are many ghost ideas, the content of the chat is still yellow, and I blushed when I chatted with her." ”

Listening to Guo Fatzi's tone, it seems that nothing really happened with Zhang Yuanyuan, nine times out of ten, the little nurse is blacking Guo Fatzi, I didn't say anything more, and hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, I walked around the town with nothing to do, to see that the time was about the same, I returned to the tombstone shop, and waited for about ten minutes, Yu Qian drove the car and stopped at the door, and four people came down, Yu Qian, Hu Qin, Ah Da and stammered.

I was about to get in the car and take them back to the village, Ah Da came over, slapped me on the shoulder, a little painful, and said lightly: "Everything should be done in moderation, don't offend the dead, this is something I don't want to see, and it's also something that the master doesn't want to see, and it's something that Jiang Ye doesn't want to see, there is really something that can't be solved, you just leave it to me, I hope there won't be a next time." ”

As soon as I heard this, I looked at him incredulously, and others probably didn't understand what it meant. However, I absolutely understood that Ah Da meant to imply that I was already aware that I was sticking red paper at the bottom of the coffin so that I could do it in moderation and not offend the deceased.

I always thought that he was just a staff member of the tombstone shop, and he had a close relationship with Jiang Ye, but I didn't expect him to have such eyesight. If he didn't guess wrong, he definitely didn't bend down to look at the bottom of the coffin, but felt that the atmosphere of the mourning hall was wrong when he was incense, after all, my seven pieces of red paper pasted on the bottom of the coffin would affect the aura of the mourning hall, but... Ah Da, the staff of a tombstone shop is so powerful, that... Isn't Jiang Ye really a living immortal?

Thinking of this, I nodded at him and threw an inquiring look, meaning, did the red paper tear?

He shook his head and said in a deep tone: "When you encounter something in the future, remember to tell me, after you go to Quyang, we will become our own people." Remember, there are not only the Eight Immortals around you, but also this tombstone shop, I just hope you will do a good job in this funeral. ”