Chapter 56: The Talking Dog
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The three of them looked at Long Yu, Ya'er couldn't hold her breath at first, pouted and said, "What a Red Lotus sister, is it worth covering up for her like this?"
Long Yu just took a sip of tea, and when he heard this, he panicked, and a sip of tea squirted out, and the tea shot straight at Ye Wenhao on the opposite side. Ye Wenhao was sprayed before he could dodge, the tea slowly flowed from his cheeks, and the thing stared at a pair of bull's eyes, looking incredible. Originally, I wanted to question, but when I was made by Long Yu, everyone couldn't help laughing when they looked at Ye Wenhao's embarrassment.
Putting down the teacup, Long Yu was surprised: "Ya'er, how do you know, aren't you hypnotized?" Ya'er stopped smiling and "hummed", but didn't speak. Long Yu thought about it, it shouldn't be, if she had known earlier, how could she have been so enthusiastic about herself before? Long Yu looked at Ye Wenhao and Yi Shuihan again, thinking that these two people were even more impossible, there were more than 100 people outside, and they had never been inside at all, who was it?
Long Yu pinched his eyebrows, puzzled. Yi Shuihan asked: "Big brother, how can you let her go when the red lotus kidnapped Sister Ya'er?" Long Yu made a bitter face, admitting it not, not admitting it, not admitting it, he was in a dilemma, just pinched his eyebrows and didn't speak.
"Master, I told you. A crunchy sound like a child came into Long Yu's ears, and the frightened Long Yu jumped up from the stool, looked around, and said in horror, "Who, who, who's talking?"
The rest of the people looked at the panicked Long Yu with playful faces, Long Yu looked fixedly, there was no one else, and with a glance, he found that the Dan Dan lying at Ya'er's feet was looking at him, and his red eyes looked a lot weirder.
Long Yu opened his mouth wide and said, "Dandan, it won't be you." Dan Dan shook his head mischievously, his face was full of excitement, and he said in a milky voice: "It's Enai." ”
Long Yu was stunned, as if he was petrified, and his heart was seven up and down, oh my God, what kind of dog did I raise, not only is this body a lot strange, but now I can actually spit out people's words, is it a monster?
Long Yu's eyes burst with light, and he shouted: "Who are you, who are you, quickly show your original form, otherwise this Heavenly Master will immediately make your soul scatter." Dandan, but just wagged his tail, and his furry face was full of curiosity: "Master, what is a monster? Why are you so fierce to Dandan?" Long Yu was completely out of action, and turned his head to the three people who were indifferent and said anxiously: "Why are you sitting so peacefully, where did the balls go, what is this talking thing?"
Yi Shuihan looked at Long Yu's panicked appearance, thinking that he had played enough, stood up, pressed Long Yu's shoulder and pressed him to the seat, then turned around, touched Dandan's head and said, "This is Dandan~!" Long Yu's eyes were full of disbelief, although Dandan's heart felt with him, he shouldn't be outrageous enough to be able to speak.
Ya'er looked at Long Yu's appearance, and was not ready to tease him, so she said angrily: "It's not who it is, if it weren't for Dandan, how could we know about your Red Lotus sister." ”
Long Yu said: "Wait a minute, I'll figure this out first." Grabbing the Dan Dan beside him, Long Yu touched the Dandan's neck for a while, there was an obvious bulge on the Dandan's neck, as soon as he touched it, he really touched it, and looked at it carefully, Long Yu was frustrated, and said helplessly: "It's really Dandan, but how can DanDan speak?"
Dan Dan rubbed Long Yu's trouser leg with his head and said: "Dan Dan can speak, you can chat with the master~!" Long Yu turned his head, with a displeased face, and said: "Why do you all know, but I don't know, you actually combine to hide from me~!"
Ya'er pouted and said, "Of course we knew it first when we came back, but you, Sister Honglian, alas, don't know who is hiding from who~!" Long Yu suddenly had two big heads, and Dan Dan not only could speak, but also told Ya'er about everything underground.
"Big brother, it's weird, we came to wait for you just now, we originally wanted to ask who the old man in the wheelchair was, who knew that Dandan suddenly spoke, and we were scared for a while, and just came back to our senses. Ye Wenhao wiped the tea off his face and said.
Long Yu said: "You mean, Dan Dan suddenly spoke after eating today?" Ye Wenhao nodded. Long Yu hurriedly pulled up the balls that were rubbing his trouser legs, looked at the red eyes and said, "Dandan, how did you learn to speak human words, tell me." ”
Hearing this, Dandan tilted his head and thought about it, Long Yu's eyes glared again, I damn it, it's thinking, who has ever seen a big dog thinking'! The scene in front of him is really weird, after a while, Dandan stuck out his tongue in annoyance, and said: "Dandan doesn't know, Dandan has a very kind voice in his head and suddenly said to me that I can speak, and then I will speak." Long Yu frowned when he heard this, a very kind voice? Dan Dan has been with him since he was born, except for the people he is familiar with, how can he have any kind voice?
Long Yu still wanted to ask in the final analysis, thinking that he could just cover up the matter of the red lotus, but who knew that Ya'er was very concerned about this matter, and the sour voice came again: "Brother Yu, you are talking about this red lotus~!" Long Yu's face suddenly turned red, and he stammered: "This, this, that, that's like this..."
Ya'er's eyes widened, and she said angrily: "What is this, what is it, you hurry up~!" Long Yu patted his head and told everything that happened inside, and when he talked about taking Bao Zhu to shoot the red lotus, Ya'er's hand obviously stretched out to Long Yu's waist. Long Yu bit his teeth, his heart was ruthless, and he endured it, and then there was an indescribable pain in his body, and Long Yu was in tears.
When Long Yu finished speaking, Ya'er's jade hand pinched eighteen bends of the mountain road around Long Yu's waist. Ye Wenhao looked at Long Yu's painful expression and asked puzzledly: "Big brother, why are you in tears, is that red lotus really that beautiful?"
Long Yuzheng was angry and had nowhere to go, so he reached out and quickly slapped Ye Wenhao's head, and said angrily: "Pretty fart, can you be as beautiful as your sister-in-law?" After speaking, he turned his head to Ya'er and said with a hippie smile: "Yes, lady~!"
Ya'er's face turned red, and she said shyly: "What is it, yes, you also learned from Xiao Han to be flamboyant, men are not good people~!" Yi Shuihan, who walked to the seat and sat down, and was drinking tea, heard this, as if he had been greatly wronged, and cried and said: "What's the matter with me, when did I get a flamboyant tongue." ”
Long Yu turned his head and glared at Yi Shuihan and said: "Obviously you taught it, the so-called close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, I have been with you for a long time, maybe I can speak idioms in any sky." Ye Wenhao said: "Nonsense, I don't learn from him, and I have made several turns when I say something." ”
Ya'er looked at the three men who were obviously starting to talk nonsense and were about to change the subject and said, "Okay, I don't know about you yet. The three of them immediately kept silent, Ya'er pulled Long Yu, looked into Long Yu's eyes and said, "Brother Yu, I'm not angry with you for how you and other women, I'm angry that you don't treat us as a family, and you don't tell us about such a thing~!"
Ya'er looked so serious, Yi Shuihan and Ye Wenhao also nodded yes, Long Yu looked at his lover with sincere eyes, and said gently: "I didn't think about it so much at the time, I promise, this is the last time, okay~!"
Listening to Long Yu's assurance, the three of them immediately smiled, from childhood to adulthood, what Long Yu promised was absolutely done, and it was his explanation that a guarantee was worth a thousand words.
Seeing that everyone untied the knot, Long Yu also expressed his feelings, and everyone who listened nodded again and again. Touching Dandan's head, Long Yu grabbed Ya'er's hand and said: "From now on, your life and honor and disgrace will all be tied to me, so we all have to live seriously, and we must work hard and work hard~!"
Yi Shuihan shrunk his sleeves, stretched his hand flat to the center of the table and said, "Big brother said a word, I am most impressed. Long Yu looked at Yi Shuihan, who was rarely able to take things seriously, curiously, his eyes were full of doubts, and he thought, I have said a lot, this kid won't remember those meat words deeply. Yi Shuihan paused and then said: "Brothers work together, and their profits are gold~!" The small voice was full of emotion and confidence. Seeing this, Ye Wenhao also stretched out his hand and put it on Yi Shuihan's palm, his loud voice was a little excited, and he said innocently: "I can't speak, but, the eldest brother is the eternal eldest brother, the sister-in-law is the eternal sister-in-law, the little Han is the eternal Xiaohan, I, hehe, I am forever empty, I will always be with you~!"
Looking at his two brothers, Long Yu didn't know why he was suddenly a little moved, the corners of his eyes were a little moist, he was used to them following him, he was used to handling everything for them, and he was used to leaving his back to them, until now, he didn't know that what they longed for was to stand with him, stand side by side to meet the storm.
Long Yu was arrogant, stretched out his hand, three palms of different sizes were tightly put together, Long Yu said: "If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home tomorrow, and you will let our brothers gallop in this world~!"
There were sparks of excitement and excitement in the eyes of the three of them, and the little knot in their hearts disappeared without a trace, Ya'er got up and said, "You are happy today, I will go to the kitchen to cook a few side dishes for you~!"
Long Yu looked at Ya'er, a peerless beauty, peerless cooking, and his heart was full of happiness. Although they had just had dinner, when they heard Ya'er cooking, Yi Shuihan and Ye Wenhao's eyes lit up, and the chickens nodded violently like rice, and said busily: "Okay, good~!"
Ya'er immediately went out to cook, the three of them sat together, looking at each other, Yi Shuihan suddenly remembered something. opened his mouth and said: "Big brother, I and the empty weapon, the two of us were bare-handed in today's fight, and we lost three points with ten points of strength, otherwise we would have rushed in to help you shoot Sister Honglian." Looking at Yi Shuihan's lewd face, Long Yu smiled and said, "I know that you kid didn't press well, this weapon will be made immediately, what kind of style do you want?"
Yi Shuihan narrowed his eyes and said, "It's the same as your big brother." Long Yu received: "My one was refined by the master, and I can't refine it." When Yi Shuihan heard this, he paused and said: "Then big brother, you can just look at it, I don't have any requirements, as long as it is good-looking, sharp, and vigorous, it can be used to pull the wind." ”
Long Yu's mouth opened wide and said: "Damn, you don't have any requirements for this~!" Yi Shuihan smiled wryly, Long Yu said: "Okay, I have to satisfy you, you will disturb this matter in my ear from time to time." After asking Yi Shuihan, Long Yu looked at Ye Wenhao, who was staring at the door with a light in his eyes and drooling, and couldn't help but smile comfortably, and said: "Empty, don't star, it will take a while for the dishes to be ready." ”
Ye Wenhao heard the voice, turned his head embarrassedly, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said shyly: "The dishes made by Sister Ya'er are delicious~!" Yi Shuihan pursed his lips when he saw this, and said: "As soon as he has food, he becomes like this, I really can't figure out where all the things he eats go." ”
Ye Wenhao glared at him and said, "You also said that me, didn't you nod your head just now, you don't taste good, why are your eyes shining." Yi Shuihan took a sip of tea slowly and methodically: "I call it appreciation, appreciate it, do you know, it's like you, as long as it's food, you will shine~!"
Looking at the two living treasures in front of him, Long Yu opened his mouth and interrupted: "Okay, okay, it's a blessing to be able to eat, it's not that you can't afford it, it's empty, what kind of weapon do you want?" Ye Wenhao didn't think about it and said directly: "I want a golden hoop stick~!" Hearing this, Long Yu and Yi Shuihan's eyes almost popped out, and Long Yu smiled bitterly: "That's a story I told Alas, where am I going to give you a whole golden hoop stick." Ye Wenhao shook his head and said: "It's too light, I can't make it hard, as far as the eldest brother said, the golden hoop stick tastes good." ”
Long Yu's heart was stuffed with Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't stop regretting it, what kind of story did I tell badly, I talked about Journey to the West, it's good now, where to go to make a golden hoop stick~!Long Yu discussed with Ye Wenhao: "It's empty, there is no material now, I can barely make one or two thousand catties of sticks, you will just use it~!" Ye Wenhao shook his head firmly and said, "I don't want it, I want 10,000 catties." ”
Long Yu said helplessly: "Okay then, but you have to wait until I find the materials to make it for you." Ye Wenhao nodded and said, "It's okay, as long as it is made of a golden hoop stick." Long Yu and Yi Shuihan were directly speechless, so they had to make a haha.
Long Yu still felt very strange when he spoke to Dandan, and the three of them pulled Dandan's mouth and studied it for a while, but they still had no clue, and the more they asked, the more confused they became. Yi Shuihan stared at Dandan for a long time and said, "Big brother, I think Dandan is definitely not an ordinary dog." Long Yu and Ye Wenhao despised Yi Shuihan together, and said, "Everyone knows that ordinary dogs can grow into eggs, let alone speak." ”
Yi Shuihan said: "It's not this, I've seen it on the thousand-year-old secret, the divine beast seems to be able to speak, but the divine beast can only speak when it turns into a human form, and the egg is still a beast now, how can it speak." ”
Long Yu, who knew that Dandan's extraordinary Dandan, couldn't guess how extraordinary Dandan's was for a long time, so he didn't think about it if he couldn't figure it out, patted the table, Long Yu said: "Forget it, I don't want to, it's a good thing to be able to talk anyway, so I don't have to point fingers in the future." ”
Ye Wenhao and Yi Shuihan also had no choice, so they had to do this, only Dandan's excited milk voice practiced speaking with milk, which made everyone in the room laugh incessantly.
After playing for a while, Yi Shuihan said: "Big brother, who is the old man we saw in the front hall today, why did you give him such a big salute?"
Long Yu raised his head and thought about it for a while, and said in a serious tone: "He has a great kindness to my Long family, maybe you don't know his name, but, many years ago, he had a title, called 'Wanli Qiankun'~!"
Hearing this title, Yi Shuihan was shocked, stood up excitedly, and shouted: "'Thousands of miles"~!"
Long Yu nodded, his face was full of admiration and respect, only Ye Wenhao asked with curiosity: "'Wanli Qiankun'?