Chapter 105: I'm Really Drunk
Chen Nan, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, walked out of the toilet under the gaze of four middle-aged men. Flash Dance
Bang!
Chen Nan slapped on the table: "Drink!" ”
Why drink alcohol?
Do you need a reason to drink? Labor and management are happy.
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The lights of the capital are dim at night, and in this most densely populated city, it will be eliminated if you are not careful.
A food stall
Bang, Chen Nan slapped the table: "Boss, serve five pieces of beer, and you want ice." ”
"Can't you finish that much, right?" Xiao Yifan frowned
Chen Nan puffed up his chest and said: "One and a half catties of labor-management liquor, beer can be poured casually, and I will come if I can't finish drinking." ”
Hehe, he may have forgotten about sleeping Lori last time.
The business of the food stalls was very hot, and when Chen Nan and the five came, there was just the last table left.
People from all directions are fighting wine, punching, and telling meat jokes.
Xiao Yifan brought a bunch of barbecue over, and he always had some snacks, right?
Chen Nan picked up the corkscrew and opened five bottles of beer in a row.
"Drink!" Chen Nan raised the wine bottle and said.
Grunt~
The five people picked up the beer and poured it into their mouths, among which Chen Nan was the most powerful and the fastest to drink.
He directly drank a whole bottle of beer, and Xiao Yifan and the others only drank half of it at most.
bang
Chen Nan stood the empty wine bottle on the table, and the next moment a feeling of vomiting came: "Hiccup... Vomit! ”
However, Chen Nan swallowed it back.
The corners of Wen Ye's mouth twitched: "You kid can't drink, right!" ”
"That's right, if you can't drink it, drink less." Zhang Ruikuan said worriedly.
Chen Nan shook his head... Belch... It seems to be a little dizzy.
Chen Nan waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I have a good amount of wine." ”
"Uh... Well, let's eat something first! Xiao Yifan said.
One person took a dozen more skewers and drank three bottles of beer. , Chen Nan's face became redder and redder, and his head was swollen and painful, and there was a churning taste.
Slowly, three Xiao Yifan appeared in front of Chen Nan's eyes...
"Damn, how do I feel drunk." Chen Nan underestimated.
"I said you can't drink it, you're still strong, hum." Wen Ye said.
"Damn, who said I can't fucking drink, Lao Tzu..."
Bang!
Before Chen Nan's words were finished, his head smashed directly on the table.
it, so you can fall asleep!
Night: ......
Xiao Yifan: ......
Zhang Ruikuan: ......
Mo:......
Can you die if you don't brag? Well, as soon as I said it, I was slapped in the face.
There's no one who slaps your face at this speed.
The corners of Xiao Yifan's mouth twitched, and he said, "Okay, don't drink it, I'll have to carry this kid back later." ”
The three nodded.
Bang!
There was another sound of slapping the table, and I saw Chen Nan's head suddenly raised.
Chen Nan shook his head and said, "This... That's it, no... Don't drink anymore? … Belch... Lao Tzu beer is a pound and a half, and the liquor is poured casually. ”
"He's not going to be drunkard." Mo Yan frowned and said.
"Seems to be." Wen Ye said.
"Possibly!" Xiao Yifan said.
"......" Zhang Ruikuan looked left and right, bewildering you and me under the tree.
Bang!
Between them, Chen Nan jumped and stood directly on the table.
"it!" The four were shocked.
"Don't wait for Diao Min to kneel down for me, hiccup~" Chen Nan said dizzily.
Four: ......
You are drunk and the emperor, you want to go to heaven?
I saw people from all over the food stalls looking towards Chen Nan.
Let's say someone has a cigarette in their mouth and falls directly to the ground.
For another example, the food stall owner watched this scene in shock.
"Hey, hey, hey, bold and wicked, where to run." Chen Nan let out a strange laugh and yelled.
I saw that the table immediately shook, and Xiao Yifan and a few people were shocked and hurriedly held the table.
"Eat my grandson!"
Chen Nan picked up the beer bottle on the table and threw it on the ground.
Bang!
Beer bottles explode.
The corners of Xiao Yifan's mouth twitched.
This guy's path is a little too wild.
"What are you doing, hurry up and get this guy down!" Mo Yan reminded.
Only then did everyone come to their senses and hurriedly get Chen Nan off the table.
"Boldly Diao Min, where are you going to take me?" Chen Nan resisted.
"Damn, you're drunk." Xiao Yifan said.
“… I know I'm drunk. Chen Nan waved his hand.
"So what the fuck are you crazy about?" Wen Ye helped his forehead to.
It's really convinced of this guy.
"You... You know a fart, labor and management are fluttering now, and they are about to soar, hiccup~"
"Fly you MMP, boss hurry up and settle the bill." Xiao Yifan beckoned.
"Settle a hammer's account, labor and management have no money!" Chen Nan said calmly.
Xiao Yifan slapped his head, helplessly: "Lao Tzu pays, you don't have to pay." ”
"Oh... Hiccup~, then you pay! ”
Four: ......
All right
It took a lot of effort for the four of them to bring Chen Nan back to the hotel.
However, along the way, it can be described as terrifying.
For example
Chen Nan grabbed Xiao Yifan's Naizi and said: "Concubine Ai, when I become the emperor, I will make you the queen, hiccup~"
Four: ......
Another example:
The taxi driver is driving.
"Master, are you driving a snail? Why is it so slow, do you want labor and management to drag you off, then... That feeling, thief... Hmm ”
The four of them immediately covered Chen Nan's mouth.
Driver:......
And yet the next moment.
"Gott~"
"I'm **, Chen Nan."
"Lao Tzu beat you to death."
The scariest thing is not these.
But after returning to the hotel.
Chen Nan took out his mobile phone in a daze and turned on Douyu TV.
"Big... Hello everyone, I am the social Chen, labor and management are social people, I am a social person... Generation... Endorsement, hiccup~" Chen Nan said to the camera.
“… I... Uh, indeed drunk, huh! Chen Nan said in a daze.
Suddenly, a voice pierced through.
"Damn, Chen Nan, what are you doing!"
Chen Nan was shocked: ", escort, escort me, someone wants to assassinate me!" ”
Xiao Yifan: ......
Xiao Yifan rushed up and snatched the mobile phone from Chen Nan's hand.
I saw two nostrils appear on the screen, well, yes, it's Xiao Yifan's.
Turn off the live stream.
Xiao Yifan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Bold, dare to rob my things, believe it or not, I cut you." Chen Nan shouted angrily.
"You're going to die!" Xiao Yifan roared.
Chen Nan walked vigorously and said in a daze: "To... What do you want, don't want a bicycle. ”
"Damn" Xiao Yifan slapped his head and said helplessly: "If you can, I really want to knock you out with a hammer." ”
All right
Awesome, can't be provoked.
Never try to communicate with someone who is drunk.
(End of chapter)
Faith AM