Chapter 102: I can't help it

"Shut up! You are a little subordinate, do you have the right to interject? Miss Huang was annoyed and angry, covered her clothes in a panic, and scolded angrily.

Lu Shi was not annoyed, he just spit out the blades of grass in his mouth, took it out of his arms, and took out a black token to Miss Huang: "I am a fifth-class guard in front of the emperor, although the grade is not high, but you are also humiliating the court officials for no reason, what crime should you be guilty of?" ”

Song Wenqing immediately picked up: "Ten days in prison, ten rods." ”

Miss Huang immediately looked at Song Wenqing with a pitiful look and teary eyes, as if he was the person who sang negatively in the play, and Song Wenqing felt a chill.

"I said, Song Gongzi, I haven't seen you for a few days, your taste is getting worse and worse, you can also look at it?" Lu Shi jumped on a chair not far from the two of them and squatted down, his face full of incredulity.

"Think about the eldest lady of the Anguo Mansion, how many young talents in the capital dream of beauty, knowledgeable, gentle and virtuous, and proficient in calligraphy, painting and piano skills, why did you suddenly change your taste? If you change your taste, let the eldest lady of the Anguo Mansion out as soon as possible, and we can come to the door to ask for marriage. ”

Song Wenqing was shocked when he heard this: "What, are there still many people in Shangjing who have been coveting Yao'er for a long time?" No, I have to hurry up and fix a letter for my mother to hurry up and finalize the marriage. He impatiently pushed Miss Huang away and was about to write a letter.

Miss Huang only felt ashamed and indignant when she heard this, and she shouted with all her might: "I am also a famous beauty in Jinling City, where can I compare to the eldest lady of the Anguo Mansion?" ”

Lu Shi shouted a few times in his mouth, picked up Ahri who ran towards him, handed him a small dried fish, and then raised his head and said: "On the skin, people are white-skinned and better than snow, you are as colorful as Pu'er who has been soaked a few times, not to mention a little black, and a little yellow, the key is that the yellow ones are not very authentic, and they are not as good-looking as Ahri." As he spoke, he lifted Ahri and shook his fluffy little paws.

"Besides, people are slender, if their shoulders are shaved, their waists are about plain, and they turn around and take steps, just like willow shaking flowers and smiling at Chuyan." Lu Shi shook his head and read a poem, feeling that he was very literate, and continued, "You, it's okay elsewhere, it's just that this waist is a little thicker, a bit like a wooden bucket for water by the well." Oh, haven't you ever seen a wooden barrel, it's such a thick one. As he spoke, he placed Ahri on his knee and gestured with his hand.

"You, you die, die!" Miss Huang felt that she had been greatly insulted, and she wanted to scratch Hua Lu Shi's face and tear his mouth so that he could no longer speak.

It may be that her body is really too fragrant, Ahri really can't stand it, so she opened her mouth and stuffed the dried fish, and sneezed out heavily.

"Meow~" Ahri arched his face into Lu Shi's arms with a face full of grievances, Lu Shi covered Ahri's mouth and nose with his sleeves, and raised his head angrily: "You ...... person"

When he looked up and saw Miss Huang's face, his facial expression distorted. He endured it, but he still couldn't help it, and laughed.

The woman in front of her was at a loss for what to do, with a yellow slag that exuded a faint fishy smell, and half dried fish was hanging from her mouth.

Seeing this, Song Wenqing couldn't help it, and laughed at the desk.

Although the joke is very unkind to a woman, it looks really funny.

Qin Ranran sat on the roof laughing and had a stomachache, and kept muttering things like "This cat was not raised in vain", and she couldn't wait to go down and applaud now.

"Ahem." Suddenly there was a serious cough at the door.

Song Wenqing barely stopped laughing, looked up, and his expression suddenly became serious: "Father." ”

The roof guards exchanged glances with each other, and immediately ran away, leaving Lu Chengan sitting on the roof with Qin Ranran in his arms and staring.

"Go down or watch for a while?" Lu Chengan smiled and tightened his cloak for Qin Ranran.

"We're watching jokes here, won't the Cheng'en Guild be upset?" Qin Ranran was a little worried.

Lu Chengan shook his head: "No, his son is liked, what do we care about, is it possible that he has to follow behind him to block the peach blossoms for him?" ”

Qin Ranran immediately smiled: "Then let's watch it for a while." ”

"My subordinates pay a visit to Cheng'en Gong." Lu Shi hurriedly jumped down from the chair and saluted respectfully.

Cheng Engong nodded at him, he wanted to come over to see how his son Chen Tiao wrote, but he didn't expect to see a scantily clad woman and Lu Chengan's secret guard here.

"What's going on?" Cheng Engong glanced at the woman who was wiping her face with her hands in a hurry, and asked Song Wenqing.

Song Wenqing's face was a little aggrieved, he tried his best to restrain himself, making himself look calm as usual: "Father, I am changing my Chen Tiao here, this Miss Huang suddenly came over, and then Lu Shi came over to get the food box......

Cheng Engong immediately understood that this was probably because Governor Huang knew that he had no hope of turning over, so he asked his daughter to come to save the country.

He bowed slightly, walked up to Miss Huang, and looked solemn: "Do you want to marry my son?" ”

Song Wenqing was shocked when he heard this: "Father, don't do it, don't do it!" ”

Cheng Engong glanced at him and continued to ask, "Yes, or not?" ”

Miss Huang was happy: "Uncle, I am willing." ”

Cheng Engong didn't care about his son's loveless expression, nodded, and continued to ask: "My Song family's family motto, a man can only take a concubine if he is over forty years old and has no children, otherwise he will be expelled from the family and will not get any protection from the family. ”

Miss Huang was even more pleased: "Uncle is really good at managing the family. ”

"But my son already has a wife who has not passed through the door, so he is almost married, and my Song family has no precedent for retreating from marriage, and my wife and I are also extremely satisfied with the daughter-in-law there, let alone retreat." As these words came out, Song Wenqing seemed to slowly come to life, and his expression was not as stiff as just now.

"So, if you want to marry Qing'er, either wait until he is forty and have no children, I think you are not young, and when he is forty, it is estimated that you will not be able to have children, or," he deliberately paused to satisfy everyone's appetite before he said slowly, "You just go back to the room and dream, it is still possible to marry Qing'er in your dream." ”

Song Wenqing: My father is so good!

Lu Shi: I can't be scared, I am willing to bow down!

Lu Chengan: The old fox is the old fox! Can't be provoked......

"You, you ......" Miss Huang's chest rose and fell violently, looking very spectacular.

Cheng Engong turned his head in disgust: "Come on, take this Miss Huang to her father's side, and let them reunite with their father and daughter." ”

"Yes." Several secret guards brought by Cheng Engong entered the house and dragged Miss Huang out mercilessly.

"Tell Lu Cheng'an that patronizing my son's jokes and not coming out to say a word simply hurts my trust in him, and as compensation, Ahri will take him away for a few days."

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