No. 1405 The "war" of two women
The two raised their heads, and what they saw was Shangguan Xianyun, wearing a white Nizi coat with a ball head, very down-to-earth, tall, and beautiful, but at this time his face was full of anger.
Zhou Fengchen inexplicably felt like he had been caught "stealing", and stood up "poofed", "Ah Yun, why are you here?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun didn't pay attention to it and looked at Weiyang coldly.
Weiyang put down his nail clippers, also stood up, and looked at Shangguan Xianyun coldly, "What do you mean?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun approached and narrowed her eyes, "It's not interesting, I've put up with you for a long time, little vixen!" ”
Weiyang smiled, "What can you do if you put up with me for a long time?" Little Poison Girl! ”
Shangguan Xianyun sneered, "Guess what? ”
Weiyang disdainfully, "Your poison is useless to me!" ”
Zhou Fengchen was completely stunned, he had never had experience in dealing with this kind of scene, "Hey! No! Didn't you two have a good relationship before? ”
"Get out of here!" The two daughters scolded angrily at the same time.
"Uh......" Zhou Fengchen couldn't help but twitch his face, and really took a few steps back, he felt that the more he persuaded him, the more serious he was afraid of.
After the second daughter finished scolding, she ignored him anymore and continued to confront, not the kind of tearing and staring of ordinary women, but a more clever aura competition.
Zhou Fengchen was so depressed, he subconsciously looked in the direction of the table tennis room, and said in his heart that the two grandsons came to help!
said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, the Yuan Zhi monk and Zhu Bufan, a fat and thin figure, sweating profusely, came to the door with thief eyebrows.
Monk Yuanzhi pointed at the second daughter, blinked and said with his mouth: "What about the two of them?"
Zhu Bufan also used his lips, "Is it so powerful?" ”
Zhou Fengchen scolded with his mouth: "Tear your two sisters, hurry up and help!"
Monk Yuanzhi and Zhu Bufan looked at each other, and then entered the room with a big grin, each coughing.
The second daughter didn't pay attention.
Zhu Bufan raised his hand, "Sister Weiyang, come on!" ”
Zhou Fengchen looked confused.
Monk Yuanzhi was even more excessive, casually picked up a bucket containing garbage from the side, and came to Shangguan Xianyun, "Ah Yun! Listen to my brother, we can't bear this matter, we can do it as much as possible not to talk nonsense, and it's over! ”
Shangguan Xianyun subconsciously glanced at the bucket and frowned.
"Oops!" Zhu Bufan was not happy, rushed into the kitchen and took out a frying spoon, and walked to Weiyang's side, "Sister! Take it, we can't bear it, with whom are you! ”
Weiyang blinked, surprised.
Zhou Fengchen opened his mouth, he couldn't close it, I damn it! What are these two bastards messing with me? Even if you want to fight, a demon king, a real person in the back realm with a bucket and a frying spoon?
Monk Yuanzhi looked at Zhu Bufan at this time, and threw away the bucket with a "snap", "What the hell do you mean?" ”
Zhu Bufan also threw the frying spoon, "Hey! Grandson, don't go out to inquire what the master is doing, with whom are you staring at each other? ”
Monk Yuanzhi rolled up his sleeves, "You are a Shandong person at best, where did you speak Northeast dialect, why did Lao Tzu stare at you?" ”
"Will you stare again?"
"Try it!"
As I spoke, you pulled my hair, I pulled your collar, rolled on the ground, and got dry.
Zhou Fengchen was confused, and he really wanted to jump up and kick them.
The second daughter was also stunned for a moment, and then the momentum exploded, "Get out!" Get out of here! ”
Yuan Zhi and Zhu Bufan, who were still hugging and rolling together, disappeared with a "whoosh".
Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment, and then went out, and as soon as he arrived outside the door, the door behind him "snapped" shut.
Zhou Fengchen hurriedly leaned on the door, making sure that the second daughter did not fight, sighed, and looked at Yuan Zhi and the two who were sitting on the sofa sorting out their clothes, "You two have water in your brains?" ”
"Definitely!" The old god of the Yuan Zhi monk said: "I heard it in the table tennis room, and we discussed the countermeasures and came prepared!" It's called stratagem! ”
Zhou Fengchen frowned and said, "What kind of strategy, you tell me about it!"
Monk Yuanzhi said: "Ordinary people fight, fighting that tone, in fact, there is no deep hatred, but this tone is generally difficult to obey, the more others persuade, the more energetic the two sides become!" Although they are not ordinary people, they are also gasped, so they ......"
Zhu Bufan answered, "So it's better to block than to be sparse, we first tried to make them fight!" Of course! They didn't mean to fight, otherwise they would have done it directly, and the two of us would have done the opposite to fight poison with poison, so they naturally couldn't fight, but they would feel puzzled!
Then, we gaged and confused the public, and their tone may not be ......."
Before he finished speaking, there were two sounds of "pop" and "pop" in the room.
"Come on!" Weiyang's voice.
"When the old lady is afraid that you won't succeed!" Shangguan Xianyun's voice.
"Uh......" Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were collectively stunned.
Zhou Fengchen looked at the two of them with difficulty, "Is your two plan going to work?" ”
Yuan Zhi and Zhu Bufan glanced at each other, "Enough!" They are not ordinary people, so they may have to fight! Flash first, ask for more blessings! Hahaha......"
Saying that, the two of them ran out of the door.
"you, uncle!"
Zhou Fengchen scolded hatefully, walked to the door, took a deep breath, raised his foot and kicked the door open, with an angry face, "Give it all to me...... Belch! ”
His face was instantly stunned.
I saw that Weiyang and Shangguan Xianyun no longer confronted each other, but sat at both ends of the sofa in the room, watching TV, and the TV was playing a replay of the noon news.
Zhou Fengchen was a little confused, "You two ......"
"It's boring!" The two girls spoke in unison.
"Good...... Let's do it! Zhou Fengchen smashed his mouth, sat in the middle of the sofa, and stared at the news.
The three of them were stunned and didn't speak, staring at the boring news for more than 20 minutes.
Of course! No one saw it.
When he got to the advertisement, Zhou Fengchen couldn't help but ask Shangguan Xianyun, "Is it okay in the teaching?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun sneered, "It's very idle!" ”
Zhou Fengchen nodded, "I mean, there is a ...... between the demon clan and the five families and seven factions."
Shangguan Xianyun glanced at Weiyang, "I'll deal with this here!" ”
Weiyang's face turned cold again, "Are you looking for death?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun narrowed her eyes, "I'm scared to death!" ”
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Zhou Fengchen stomped his feet violently, "Enough!" They are all people who have escaped from the mortal womb and obtained the way of nothingness, which is too vulgar and bloody! ”
"Huh! Vulgar? Dog blood? ”
The second daughter sneered and said in unison, "Then what do you Zhou Fengchen say?" ”
Zhou Fengchen opened his mouth, he really wanted to say something, but he blamed me for being too good, and he was afraid of being set on fire, so he simply kept silent.
The two girls "hummed" and continued to watch TV.
The "Happy Shopping" program was broadcast on TV, which was more boring than a news broadcast, and the two hosts spoke Hokkien Mandarin.
The three of them still watched it with relish.
The sky gradually darkened, and the two of them were playing crazy, and before they came back, Shangguan Xianyun's stomach suddenly gurgled, and he looked at Zhou Fengchen, "I'm hungry!" ”
Weiyang also looked at Zhou Fengchen, "I'm hungry too!" ”
Zhou Fengchen's scalp was numb, "I'll order takeout." ”
"Don't eat! I want to eat what you made with your own hands. Shangguan Xianyun said.
Weiyang also said: "It's the same!"
Zhou Fengchen was happy, "You two...... Are you sure? ”
The two girls nodded at the same time, "Sure!" ”
Zhou Fengchen coughed lightly and rolled up his sleeves, "It's been a long time since I've cooked, since you two are so enthusiastic, then let's show your hand reluctantly!" ”
He said and went straight to the kitchen.
The two daughters suddenly had a bad premonition.
These three chapters, a little water, Carvin! Tears!
(End of chapter)