Chapter 55 55, I'll give you something to eat
Ling Gang tore off the quilt, threw it on the ground, and angrily shouted upstairs: "Who is so immoral? ”
Hit accurately!
Ling Tianqi smiled secretly, he had already closed the window.
Lu Ya: "Why did you throw away all the quilts and sheets?" ”
Ling Tianqi: "Disgusting. ”
It was the quilt and bed sheet that Ling Gang and Jiang Yunfang had used just now, and of course Ling Tianqi had to throw it away.
Lu Ya: "Then how do I sleep?" ”
"Rest assured, there is a place for you to sleep. By the way, let me tell you how to use these electrical appliances, lest a fairy be accidentally electrocuted. ”
"This is the TV, this is the water heater, this is the gas stove......" Ling Tianqi took Lu Ya around the entire room, and when he was just introduced to the flush toilet, Lu Ya suddenly said, "I'm hungry." ”
Ling Tianqi raised his eyebrows: "The immortals still want to eat?" In her impression, the immortals are all Eguanbo who can't eat the fireworks of the world.
Lu Ya: "I am now a mortal body. ”
Ling Tianqi sighed: "You don't have a penny on you?" "If you have one, you can also teach him to order takeout.
Lu Ya shook his head.
"I'll give you something to eat!" Ling Tianqi was helpless, where is this immortal, this is purely a living ancestor!
Ling Tianqi also made a bowl of noodles for herself, "Let's make do with it!" That's it for my level. ”
Ling Tianqi was also hungry after tossing all night, and sat opposite Lu Ya and ate heavily.
When he looked up, he found that Lu Ya looked elegant and calm eating noodles, without making a sound, and he really looked like an immortal in the sky.
How can anyone eat so beautifully! Ling Tianqi was stunned for a moment.
After Lu Ya finished eating, he put down his chopsticks: "This is the first meal I ate in the mortal world." ”
"You've been hungry for the past two days?"
"Well, there's nowhere to eat."
Ling Tianqi: "......"
Poor fairy.
Ling Tianqi finished eating his noodles three times and divided five by two, and pushed the bowl: "You go wash the dishes." ”
Lu Ya: "...... No. ”
Ling Tianqi leaned over and stared at Lu Ya's eyes: "You don't plan to eat for nothing, live for nothing, call me, right?" ”
"You still owe me the Great Sword." Lu Ya said seriously.
Ling Tianqi's eyes rolled: "Now to go and get a big health care, the time is not yet ripe." How long are you going to stay in the mortal world? ”
Lu Ya frowned: "Only if you cultivate to become a Heavenly Immortal, can I return to the Heavenly Realm." ”
"So it's going to be a long time, isn't it?"
Lu Ya nodded.
Ling Tianqi raised his hand and patted his head, "Then why don't you hurry up and wash the dishes?" You won't make money, eat me and live with me for so long, what's wrong with letting you brush a bowl? ”
Lu Ya: "......"
For thousands of years, no one has ever hit him on the head. To be exact, no one dares.
I just kissed him at night, and now I beat him again, this little ghost fairy is really bold.
"What are you looking at me for? You figure it out, I'm raising you! You have to have the consciousness of being raised, be obedient, and behave well! ”
Lu Ya looked at Ling Tianqi, Ling Tianqi was not to be outdone, and glared back.
Finally, Lu Ya spoke: "I won't, you teach me." ”
"I can't brush a bowl, but it's still a fairy......"
"Tianxian doesn't need to wash the dishes, if something is dirty, just use a dust cleaner."
Ling Tianqi was full of anticipation: "Then you make a dust cleanser and show me!" ”
Lu Ya: "Lack of aura in mortal heaven and earth......"
"Alright, alright, I got it!" Ling Tianqi waved his hand angrily to interrupt him, "You can't use magic weapons, you can't abuse spiritual power, right?" Then you can wash the dishes in the mortal way! ”