Chapter 33: This King Gave You a Face, Didn't I?
Because of the horror, Lu Xiaoyu's eyes were wide open, and he was in a tense state, realizing that he really had thoughts about her, and was a little excited, but she was more afraid.
It doesn't matter if what he says is true or not, whether he loves it or not, she doesn't feel it at all anyway, and if she wants to leave this ghost place, she has to bring people back. Then it must be inevitable to betray the astringent......
But he is inevitably too strong, she is afraid that she will not be able to really control him, and when the time comes, stealing chickens and rice will not be successful, and she will accompany her wife and break the army......
This kiss is too long, Lu Xiaoyu's eyes are foggy, and he can't stop breathing, because he hasn't breathed for a long time, before he faints, a certain fish still can't get rid of his ghostly nature, and his empty brain bursts out of a sentence: So it's still ...... Forget it?
What she doesn't know is that the decision is completely out of her hands whether it counts or not......
Not long after she passed out, the man began to strike while the iron was hot, and invaded her private land inch by inch......
In her sleep, she thought it was just that she had been pricked by something, and it hurt slightly......
"What's wrong with your iron pestle! I'm out of the way, you're going to stab me! Provoke me, believe it or not, I'll break it for you directly? ”
After Bai Ruoheng listened to a certain fish's dream, his face sank, black as the bottom of a pot, and proved with practical actions that he was more "fierce" than her......
Because of the incense that can make people calm and recuperate, all night, a certain fish has a desperate struggle with the "needle with an iron pestle" in a dream......
The next day, the sun was born, and the dazzling sunlight made Lu Xiaoyu wake up leisurely, rubbed his sour eyes, and found that his arms were bare!
The skin is covered with a deep purple patch of strawberries of various sizes!
Lu Xiaoyu quickly lowered his head and looked at his body, he didn't know if he didn't see it, he was startled when he saw it, and it was densely covered with bruises, which was terrifying!
At this moment, her mind could no longer think of anything, and she looked at her situation with a blank expression, the room was empty, and there was a residual smell in the air......
She also moved her parts and limbs by luck, and found that in addition to soreness, she was still sore, especially her legs, and she couldn't lift them......
So......
She really ...... Was it eaten by someone like that?
Lu Xiaoyu couldn't help but recall her dream last night, the needle as big as an iron pestle, kept attacking her, and in the end, she even played with spontaneous combustion, which was hot to watch.
Then it burned and burned, and it turned into a roasted sausage suspended in the air, and the roasted sausage was covered with a layer of shiny things, and she was drooling when she saw it.
Then she couldn't help but pick it up and eat it...... The devil knows what she ate......
Recalling this, Lu Xiaoyu began to feel nauseous and retched!
The Imperial Palace - Dezheng Palace.
Every day, in order not to provoke the regent to rebel, he got up earlier than the chicken, and at night he had to wander around the palaces of the harem, pamper the concubine, and sleep later than the dog.
Just sitting like that, the Maharaja was so sleepy that he could fall asleep with his eyes open.
"Do you have anything else to do? Something to start, nothing to retreat. ”
The regent Bai Ruoheng sat on the left side of the Maharaja's dragon chair, calm on the surface, but already turbulent inside.
No one knows how long he waited in the darkness as he traded back for physical dominance with the demon. But just a day away from his stupid fish, he felt like a century was so long.
But when he turned sideways and suddenly mentioned a soft object in the quilt, he fixed his eyes and saw that it was his stupid fish lying deep under him, doing that indescribable thing to him.
His heart can be described as mixed, and when he has enjoyed enough, he pulled people out of the quilt, and his original excitement fell to the bottom in an instant.
Because he found that his stupid fish was bruised everywhere all over his body, especially on the side of his waist, there were more bruises and heavier, and when he lifted the quilt, the large patch of dazzling bright red on the futon made him very eye-catching!
That demon eats his stupid fish!
Realizing this, his lungs exploded, and he wanted to wake up a certain fish that was still asleep, but when he thought about it, no matter what, his body was his deep body...... He couldn't seem to blame her.
So he transferred his anger to the hateful evil spirit, and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot until the court. Blood dripping from my heart.
No one knows the kind of treasure he found, the feeling of being taken first, and he is angry that he still can't control the fire in his body if he wants to kill people to vent his anger.
What made him most uncomfortable was that he wanted to take revenge on that evil spirit, but in the end it was just a reaction on himself, and that kind of evil grievance made him want to go crazy even more!
When he heard the Maharaja say that he was going to retreat from the court, he happened to hit the muzzle of his gun. He got up early in the morning, dragged Zongyu's excessive body and ran to the morning court, and shouted to retreat from the court without saying a few words?
"Retreat? What is the retreat? One general is incompetent, tired to death, rats have skin, and people have no manners. If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die? Rats have teeth, but people have no end. People are endless, why not die? The rat has a body, but the human is rude. People are rude, and Hu is not going to die? ”
This sentence is what his stupid fish said in the previous life when he was in the Lingtian Continent and saw the Lingdi Jiuchi Yulin all day long, and did not ask about the government, at first, he didn't understand the allusions, why he confused people with mice.
Later, when I asked about it, I learned that this was intended to satirize the face of the barrel ruling class, which was not as good as a mouse.
As soon as these words came out, it can be said that one stone stirred up a thousand waves. A general is incompetent, exhausting thousands of troops, the Maharaja understands, but he reprimands him for being dumb and incompetent as the Maharaja, and the second half of the sentence is obviously also a scolding of him, but he has never heard it.
Early in the morning, the imperial concubine's exhortations were still in his ears, if he still hung his son, I am afraid that the throne of the prince would really change hands.
So, the Maharaja asked once without shame, "What does the regent's second half sentence mean?" ”
This is also where the civil and military officials below are puzzled, they ask themselves to read poetry and books, but they have never heard which book the allusion to the second half of their prince's allusion comes from.
Xia Linyuan, who was under the court, was holding a jade plaque, and he also fell into deep thought, he seemed to have heard this sentence once from Feng Lixian, the young master of White Emperor City.
"Maharaja, the minister has important things to play."
The Maharaja cleared his throat, "What's the matter?" ”
"Thanks to the love of the Maharaja, let the minister take over the grandfather's position as soon as he came back, and his relatives for six years, the minister's cousin married into the regent palace, yesterday, the minister went to the palace to visit, inadvertently, found that there is a woman in the regent's palace, skin like coagulation, lips like cherry blossoms, clever smile, beautiful eyes, appearance is really a national posture, can be a goddess of heaven down to earth."
"Really?" The Maharaja immediately forgot about the question he wanted to ask the regent for advice earlier, and immediately became interested.
"The prince listened to the minister's words, the minister left Xueyu City on Lingzhou Mountain to learn art since he was a child, studied under the light dust Taoist, and learned a little bit of the art of deducing the face, this woman has a phoenix bone, it is unspeakably expensive, the person is deep, the children are very deep, the heir of the great gentleman is thin, and no prince has been born, the prince may wish to summon the woman into the palace, canonized as a concubine, and will definitely give birth to the prince for the prince."
Xia Linyuan relied on the words he had prepared before, in front of Bai Ruoheng, word by word, sonorously and powerfully.
After listening to this, the maharaja glanced at the regent sitting on the tiger chair suspiciously, and the look in his eyes was inexplicable, "Really?" Why hasn't you heard from the regent? ”
Originally, Bai Ruoheng was panicked in his heart, and the wonderful person in his heart was already taken first, and now someone is asking the king to summon the person he once liked for a long time into the palace as a concubine, which is equivalent to taking his heart to the fire rack to roast.
"Xia Linyuan! This king gives you a chance to take back your words. Bai Ruoheng's eyes narrowed coldly, and the thunder was furious!
The ministers shrank their necks when they heard the angry shouts, for fear that their regent would be full of anger and spread his anger on themselves.
Bai Ruoheng got up early in the morning and routinely looked at the letter left by the evil spirit, and knew that yesterday, he had done it for the heartless stupid fish and Xia Kao. Xia Linyuan, as the eldest grandson of Prime Minister Xia, is indeed understandable to the old man.
But what can he do at himself, he shouldn't have to, and he shouldn't have taken the fish he put on the tip of his heart!
"In front of the Great Monarch Holy Ear, and after the ministers testified, what was said was spilled out of the water. Can't get it back. ”
Xia Linyuan's tone was indifferent, as if he had expected that his affectionate brother would not agree, because of this, if this woman continued to stay by his side for a long time, she would definitely become his weakness.
Heroes are short of breath and children are long, how to achieve great things?
"You're ......!"
Whether it is a group of ministers or a monarch, they all know that the relationship between the two families is extraordinary, and the two are used to being angry, and now they are suddenly fighting in public, it seems that it is because of a woman?
Inevitably, everyone in the Dezheng Hall was secretly surprised, and they all wondered what earth-shattering events they had missed?
"What the minister said is true, and I hope the king will ruling."
Seeing that the two tigers were incompatible with each other, the Maharaja was happy to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, "Then, what position should be given, and does Aiqing have any good suggestions?" ”
"It should be up to the Maharaja's preference." Xia Linyuan arched his hand, and the corners of his mouth crossed a hint of playfulness.
Aiqing said that the woman was a servant of the palace, and it was not in accordance with the rules to be called a maid when she was summoned into the palace, but remembering that the woman was born in the regent palace, this monarch named her a beauty, and she could stay in Fengqi Palace, which had not been inhabited for a long time. Do you have any objections? ”
"Maharaja Shengming." Xia Linyuan immediately nodded and saluted respectfully.
The ministers below are you look at me, I look at you, and then they all looked at the regent who was sitting on the tiger chair on the high platform without saying a word, and then he held the jade plaque and echoed, "The Great King Shengming!" ”
"It's so good, this monarch is tired, retreat!" The corners of the Maharaja's mouth were slightly upturned, and between his eyebrows, he was full of joy, and walked out of the Dezheng Hall with brisk steps.
It was the first time he had let the invincible regent deflat, and he had to drink two cups on a day worthy of being remembered by history......
All the civil and military officials left the Dezheng Hall with each other in mind, not knowing if they had said the wrong thing today.
Xia Linyuan and Bai Ruoheng, who were sitting next to the dragon chair, stayed in the audience.
"Xia Linyuan, this king gave you face, didn't he?" Bai Ruoheng's face was covered with dark clouds, and his hands were also bruised because of the extreme anger at the moment.