If Ling Tianqi knew that she would help Lu Ya open the door to a new world, she would definitely not buy stinky tofu for him today.

As soon as Ling Tianqi took it out, the whole room was filled with a strong smell, she pinched her nose and took a box and handed it to Lu Ya: "This is the most popular and delicious food in the snack street, if you can't enjoy it, don't force it." ”

She couldn't stand the smell the most, so she wanted to see how this high-ranking immortal avoided it.

imagined that he should cover his nose with his hands like Tang Seng when he saw the ginseng fruit, and he couldn't bear to look directly and said, "Take it away, take it away", but who knew that he actually moved his nose and his eyes lit up: "There is such a delicious thing in the world?" ”

Miscalculated.

Ling Tianqi watched Lu Ya eat all the stinky tofu, and he couldn't get enough: "It's better than yellow braised chicken rice"

Ling Tianqi: "......"

Yellow braised chicken has become the standard for Lu Tianxian to test all delicacies.

What surpasses the yellow stewed chicken is the food, and what is not as delicious as the yellow stewed chicken is garbage, it's that simple and rude.

The room was so stinky that Ling Tianqi wanted to cry without tears, so he had to open all the windows.

In the middle of the night, it can be said that it is very cool.

"It took so long to deal with a few mortals, wouldn't it be neat and easy to slash with a sword?" Just as Ling Tianqi was about to go back to the room codeword, Lu Ya spoke.

Ling Tianqi: "......"

How many times have I said that this is the mortal world, it can't be so simple and rude, does this immortal have Alzheimer's?

"No, Dad, although they are ants, there are rules in the world of ants. We try not to sabotage, otherwise it may cause chaos in the world, right? ”

Midori followed.

Ling Tianqi finally understood that in the eyes of the two of them, mortals could not be regarded as human beings at all.

"By the way, Dad, I saw two people wrestling naked today, and they screamed loudly, and then they quickly hugged each other and talked, and after a while, they fought again......"

"Well, I saw that. They were in double cultivation. ”

Ling Tianqi opened his mouth and stammered.

No wonder Xiao Lu doesn't understand, it turns out that it's because Lu Ya doesn't understand!

"Double cultivation? Then why did my mother say that people can and trees can't? Aren't mortals unable to cultivate? ”

"They only have this kind of double cultivation method, regular cultivation can prolong their life, and they can also pass on their ancestry, otherwise the life span of mortals is too short, and if they don't double cultivate, their lives will be fleeting, and they think that only double cultivation can lead to eternal life. But how can mortals live forever? It's nothing more than a delusion. Lu Lingyun: If you don't understand something, you can ask your father, don't pretend to understand. ”

Xiao Lu nodded obediently: "Mmmm! ”

Ling Tianqi was dumbfounded, isn't this nonsense!

I don't understand what you're teaching? Aren't you afraid to teach bad children!

Ling Tianqi couldn't help but ask, "Lu Ya, where did you see that this is a double cultivation?" ”

Lu Ya stretched out his finger and pointed at the TV: "There!" ”

Ling Tianqi supported his forehead.

TV will really have a bad impact on teenagers, and the central media will not deceive me!

Ling Tianqi said to Xiao Lu in the sea: "Smash, this matter is not what your father said......

It took a lot of words for Ling Tianqi to convince Xiao Lu that it was not a double cultivation, and then told it: "Now that you are still young, you will understand those things when you grow up......"

Ling Tianqi didn't expect that he would one day use this set of words to deceive people, it turned out that mothers in the world are the same, and finally understood how his mother felt when he asked his mother "where am I from" when he was a child.

Who can understand the old mother's grievances......

"Ling Tianqi, how do you feel about using the Eyesight Technique today?"

Lu Ya asked.