Chapter 636: The Cannon God is pregnant
My name is very unusual, because it has the same name as a helpful hero decades ago.
Unlike that hero, I have always been unknown for my help.
My first job after graduation was sales, I used to do a BMW 4S shop, then Golden Leopard motorcycle sales, Omi three-wheeled electric car sales, Phoenix bicycle sales.
Why do you sell more and sell more lo, you ask?
Belch!
In fact, I am not very good at sales, because I uphold a principle, that is, to tell the truth to customers, as the so-called people go to high places, urine flows to low places, so I go down the river for 3,000 feet, the more mixed the more scum.
My financial situation is also becoming more and more difficult.
Those years were really drunk, dreaming and dying, and I was miserable to see.
The beautiful female colleagues I like don't dare to look at more, and the little sister next door who is like a flower doesn't dare to talk to her, and she eats instant noodles and steamed buns every day to get by, and she is scolding herself for being poor by the landlord and aunt at every turn.
Life is quite hard.
Even in such a hard time, I never gave up.
Because, I have a dream.
That's to be a hero.
Become a great hero!
One night in the past twenty years, it was the night when a huge meteor shower came to Earth, and a strange star fruit fell in front of me, and I happened to be hit by a star fruit, and when I woke up, I found that everything was different.
I gain a superpower.
A superpower that has never been seen before or since.
Yes, I found myself getting pregnant as long as I glared at anyone.
I took one look at my beautiful female colleague, who was pregnant that day, and then she had a quarrel with the toad-bellied boss, and from then on, I knew about the adultery between them.
I'm sad!
When I got home, I took a look at the innocent and fair-skinned little sister next door, and it turned out that the little sister next door was also pregnant, so she was in high school, and immediately called seven boyfriends and asked them to pay for the baby.
Seven, seven!
This is simply an adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I'm heartbroken!
When I got home, I accidentally glanced at my mother, and it turned out that my mother was also pregnant.
My dad went crazy and had a big fight with my mom, and the fight was so fierce that the two of them divorced.
I'm helpless!
I don't dare to say anything to my parents.
So I could only wander around the streets, and I found that no matter what creatures I looked at, as long as they were female, they only needed to look at them for more than ten seconds, and they could get pregnant and give birth quickly.
Moreover, there is no age group.
From a one-year-old baby girl to an 80-year-old grandmother, it only takes ten seconds to watch, and they have to be pregnant.
A casual look at an old sow or a female mosquito on the road can also make the other person get pregnant quickly.
Later, when my abilities became known to the League of Legends, they knew that I wanted to join the League of Legends, so they awarded me a Black Iron Hero badge.
They wanted me to just get paid and not work, just stay honest and get money, but that was impossible, because I had a heart that yearned for justice.
Thanks to my constant efforts, many monsters became pregnant, so they were defeated by heroes, and I made many merits, but all of them were erased.
Because, because ...... Many heroines are pregnant.
And it's basically my pot.
No way, most of the female heroes have great bodies and like to wear tights, which is called a bumpy one.
As a man, it's normal for me to take a few more looks.
As a result, it was a big disaster.
But from then on, not only did no one team up with me, but everyone shouted and beat me as a rat crossing the street, and I was also ordered not to take off my sunglasses.
Time flies, time flies.
Over the years, my ability has become stronger and stronger, but the big guys don't know it.
Nowadays, I don't just look at women to get them pregnant, I even look at men to make them pregnant, as long as he or she is a creature that can give birth to children and reproduce, I can instantly stare them into pregnancy.
Even shemales can do it!
I'm pretty famous now.
Many infertile couples come to me for treatment.
Some farms raise pigs, and cattle breeders also come to me for treatment.
I became a well-known infertility treatment in the industry.
Many people call me Director Lei of the Gynecology Hospital.
I have a high prestige and a very good reputation among the infertile and silent population.
But I'm not just satisfied with that.
Because I called.
I am a hero, a hero who defends my country and serves the people.
Instead of being a pregnancy master.
So I became the leader of the Black Iron Heroes.
Remember my hero's name, my name is Stare Eye!
A glaredevil, who gets pregnant with one glare at you.
As for just now......
It was just an accident.
"Hey, are your superpowers really that exaggerated?"
Ye Dou couldn't help but roar: "Is there no distinction between men and women, and species?"
The staring man mourned in silence: "Yes, my staring pregnancy technology is extremely powerful, across genders, across races, as long as you are a sexually reproducing animal, even if you are a shemale, I can stare you into pregnancy!"
"Mom sells batches! What a superpower of the evil sect. ”
Ye Dou felt like he was going crazy.
Why is there such a nonsensical superpower in the world, it hurts so much.
A single glare can make you pregnant?
Doesn't distinguish between male and female and ethnicity?
Can I say a dirty word?
What you meow is the source of the alphabet river in Journey to the West!
"Hurry up and disarm your superpowers! immediately! immediately!" Ye Dou said angrily.
Staring Man was anxious: "It's useless, once my superpower is activated, it can't be lifted, have you ever heard that pregnancy can be terminated immediately?"
"Why does the belly swell so fast? Didn't you say that you were pregnant for ten months?" Ye Dou stroked his belly.
The staring man lowered his head and said: "People who are pregnant by my ability will generally give birth within a week, you are more special, it seems that you are about to give birth!"
"Nima, Nima, Nima...... It's about to give birth so soon, and the cockroach's reproductive ability is not as strong as mine!" Ye Dou felt like he was going crazy.
I was pregnant that day and was going to give birth on the same day, which was really devastating.
"Ye Dou, are you doing it here?"
In order to avoid further irritating the other party, the staring man simply diverted the topic and looked at the broken land around him that was full of big pits.
It was as if it had been bombarded by artillery units, with craters everywhere and smoke and devastation in many places.
Before, they had felt a violent tremor, as if a heavy missile had swept across the land.
There was definitely a battle here, a fierce battle that was beyond imagination.
Everyone looked at Ye Dou, who was almost completely naked.
Could it be that he was the one who just fought here?
If it was really him, this battle would be too exaggerated.
Even if Ye Dou had just easily beaten the cockroach man to death, how could he have such an exaggerated ability?
"Hey, hey, my belly is getting bigger, it hurts, you guys have to think of a way. Ye Dou screamed, that called a pain.
He could feel the thing in his stomach kicking him in the belly.
This pain is definitely a hundred times more painful than diarrhea.
"Hey, boss, what the hell should I do?" asked Dandansuper.
"Yes, boss, if this continues, Ye Dou will really be born. The Pants Man urged.
The staring man gritted his teeth and said, "Then there is no way, then we can only go to the hospital for surgery and take out the things in advance." ”
"Okay, let's go to the hospital for surgery first. ”
As soon as several people put it together, they lifted the leaf bucket and ran away.
Target, the first municipal obstetrics and gynecology hospital!
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