I'm uh......

What's the situation? Is it really Fan Xueqi who said right, Yang Yufan is really in love with me?

There is only one situation in which a woman is unwilling to be seen her ugliest face, and that is not willing to be seen by her sweetheart.

"A woman is a pleasing to herself" - the other way around, that's what it means.

I couldn't help but smile bitterly, women's love is really inexplicable, I didn't do anything, right? It was she who found me first and said that she would compete with me for the first place;

I didn't do anything, did I? It was she who put on the red wedding dress herself, and she had to rely on me.

If it's really because of love, saying that after death, I will turn into a ghost and haunt me - fuck, I don't know if this is deep love or perverted.

It's really a natural perversion in the depths of love.

Laughing ......

Seeing that Yang Yufan was now lying in my arms trembling, looking so pitiful, I couldn't bear to complain about her perverted anymore, and asked softly, "What happened to you last night?" ”

"We ......"

She was about to speak when I heard a rattle outside.

Having a visitor?

So early, there was a "guest" arriving?

It's rare to see a ghost in broad daylight.

So I put down Yang Yufan, and just wanted to go out to see what the hell hit the bell, but as soon as I got around, Yang Yufan grabbed my hand tightly. I looked down and saw her pear blossoms with rain, and two words were written in a pair of pitiful eyes: Don't go!

I comforted her: "Don't worry, it's daytime now, there won't be any danger, now there are guests outside, I'll go see who it is first, and I'll come back to you right away." ”

She was helpless: "Soon? ”

"Hmm."

That's when she let go of my hand.

I went out and looked, and I fainted.

It's Fan who can't be saved.

They all came out of the hospital, Fan Xueqi and their front feet just came, and Fan Wufu arrived on the back feet, I have a special sense of foreboding!

But Fan Wusu stood on my crippled threshold and smiled at me, this smile made my scalp tingle: "No wonder you came to me and asked me what your threshold was made of, it turned out to be arched by a pig." ”

I laughed awkwardly and walked over and asked, "Why are you here?" ”

Fan Wuxuan said with a smile: "Last night, there were fierce spirits in the hospital and broke into a big mess, and our team leader is now very angry, so he ordered a thorough investigation of this matter." I saw a familiar face in last night's accident, so I guessed that this incident had nothing to do with you, so I asked for an order to come and investigate. Otherwise, the impermanence you see now would not be me. ”

In this way, Fan Wusu came after Fan Xueqi and Yang Yufan.

It is better for him to come, and acquaintances are easy to do, and if other impermanence ghosts come to investigate this matter, alas, it will inevitably be a flattery - who dares to offend these civil servants in the underworld?

I playfully handed out a cigarette and made a polite gesture first: "Then what else do you need to investigate?" You just tell them what's going on, don't you just get it? ”

Fan Wusu smiled and took the cigarette: "They don't have enough authority." ”

It seems that Fan Wusheng's book is a high-end product, and he has already figured out the resentment of the pig after checking it; And the hospital's impermanence team is still a relatively low-level impermanence ghost, and the authority is not enough to find out the pig's Baishi...... No, you may not even be able to find out what the situation is in this life, so you can only dispatch manpower to investigate the case manually.

After taking a puff of cigarette, Fan Wusu said with a smile: "You kid is yin enough, do you want to lead people to the hospital by stuffing people into the hospital, and solve this matter with the hand of impermanence?" ”

I smiled: "I heard you say that this pig has a grudge for a hundred lifetimes, my scalp is numb, such a heavy resentment, it's not for a mortal like me to handle it." ”

Fan Wusu said: "You can't do it, do you still expect those little impermanence to help you do it?" ”

I said, "You can't say that, you impermanence ghosts have artifacts in your hands, disobedient evil ghosts, hook the soul chain, and directly pull things away, isn't it much more convenient than me?" ”

"I can't do it." Fan Wusu said lightly: "According to the process of the Impermanence Bureau, it is probably like this, if the team can't do something that cannot be done for a few days, they will report it, layer by layer, and when the time comes, the high-level officials of the Impermanence Bureau will send a suitable impermanence ghost to solve this matter." You say, all my men are in the Impermanence Bureau, what should I do if they come to the world and find me? ”

Laugh ~ inside ~ hide ~ knife ~

I immediately said, "Don't worry, this matter is on me, and I will definitely solve it as soon as possible!" ”

Fan Wusu smiled with satisfaction.

"But......" I said cautiously, "This resentful ghost of the hundred worlds is very awesome, I can't face it head-on, do you want to borrow me some awesome magic weapon to deal with it?" Last time you borrowed my hook chain, it was good. ”

"You want to be beautiful!"

At this moment, a voice came out from behind: "Uncle Xiao, who are you talking to?" ”

I turned my head and saw that it was Fan Xueqi.

This chick came out wrapped in a bath towel?

I wanted to kneel down for her on the spot, after all, I opened the door to do business, and she walked out like this, wouldn't it be seen by many people? Girls, can't you be reserved??

So I immediately closed the door.

Fan Wusu walked through the door and followed in with a smile.

But Fan Xueqi didn't seem to be able to see him, probably using some stealth spell.

I walked up to Fan Xueqi, frowned, and said, "Why did you come out without clothes?" ”

She was wiping her wet hair at this time, and after hearing my words, she raised her eyes to look at me, and sneered: "I'll show you something." ”

With that, she pulled down the bath towel.

I immediately widened my eyes and looked down!

"Wow!" Fan Wusu was also amazed!

In the next second, Fan Xueqi raised my chin and said with a sneer: "Stinky rascal, I don't want you to look down!" Look here! ”

"Then don't pull the towel down like that!" I'm wronged, I'm wronged~!

But when my eyes fell on the position that Fan Xueqi wanted me to see, I was stunned.

That pink and tender pig's trotter print!

I really want to applaud~!

Fan Xueqi pulled up the bath towel, but the pink pig's hoof print was exposed on the edge of the bath towel, she continued to wipe her wet hair, and asked me flatly: "Say, how are you going to compensate me now?" ”

I asked, "You probably printed it yourself, did you?" ”

Fan Xueqi gave me a blank look: "Do you think I will do such a stupid thing?" ”

"Hmm."

"!"

I frowned: "How did you get hit?" ”

The corners of Fan Xueqi's mouth twitched, and an unbearable expression appeared on her face: "I, I'm just careless!" I was accidentally recruited, otherwise, with the ability of those pigs, I could hurt Miss Ben? ”

No, I think that with that pig's resentment, it is actually a matter of course to hurt Fan Xueqi.

Baishi resentment, I can make my scalp tingle when I hear it, let alone Fan Xueqi, a little girl.

The pig's resentment is too deep, so the god blocks and kills the god, the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, Fan Xueqi wants to protect Yang Yufan, that is the enemy of the pig, in the face of the enemy, after the pig collides with it, it is unceremoniously stamped - no matter whether Fan Xueqi is innocent!

However, Fan Xueqi didn't know the origin of the pig, and only thought it was an ordinary little ghost, so he said so.

"I always thought that the ghosts I encountered in the future were all ghosts turned into people, no matter how terrible and bloody people turned into ghosts, in the final analysis, they still have the same appearance as us. But this time, when I saw a herd of pigs pounce on me, I was completely confused, I didn't know what to do, and I felt that all the spells I had learned in the past had failed. I can only cast spells on ghosts that people have turned into, but in the face of a group of pigs turned into ghosts, I can't make a single word. Fan Xueqi sighed and said.

Uh-huh~, I know how it feels~, otherwise I wouldn't have thrown such a at her to do.

I've seen a lot of ghosts turned into humans, but I haven't seen many ghosts turned into animals.

People become ghosts, our basic pronunciation is almost the same, right? If we can't speak Mandarin, we can change to Cantonese, but if we can't speak Cantonese, we can still talk in English; But the pig ...... Even if you hum and chirp, it won't understand him!

Alas.

I didn't expect that Fan Xueqi was very quiet this time, and she didn't even ask me why I stuffed such a into her hands, why I tricked her into going to the hospital, I felt that I had been cheated too much, and I didn't bother to ask.