Chapter 694: You're Not Sony [Wan Geng Asks for a Monthly Pass]
When Ren Suo woke up, Dong Chengling had already gone back to sleep, the room was silent, and the warm yellow light made people want to sleep back.
The alarm clock of the people of Dedra is very wonderful, it has no sound or vibration, but it makes people dream. Before Ren Suo woke up just now, he dreamed that he was being lifted by his mother and rushed to get up, and he woke up in an instant, and then looked down and saw that it happened to be the time he set.
Yesterday he was so sleepy that he casually used his ID watch to set the alarm clock, and did not carefully understand the design of the alarm clock. Now Ren Suo called up Sony's memory, only to find that this identity watch was loaded with a small piece of Valmina Maharaja's "Dream Horror Zen Casset", in human terms, this is a cassette that makes people actively dream, and can affect the content of the dream, the effect is mainly to make people automatically awake.
Sony's previous default setting was to have a range of influence of 'loved ones', so Ren Suo would have dreams related to his parents.
In addition to the "Dream Zen Cassettes", there is also the "Knowledge Sharing Cassettes" of the Maharaja Mora, which is actually an online chat room, but it is different from the network on the earth that is connected by a server, and the network in this world is supported by the divine power server 'Knowledge Field' provided by the Maharaja Mora, which will never go down.
Not only can this Creative Commons cartridge be used by all Deedla, but the cartridge used by the Divine Descent has a unique effect: disguise. When a Divine Descendant joins a mortal chat room, or chats alone with a mortal, he can disguise his identity, but mortals cannot disguise themselves, and must register their real names to chat in the knowledge realm.
With a single click, the watch projected the new news that Sony has recently received, with a lot of content, from the sixteen bloodline Dafa, the sixteen divine descendants, and the greetings of the powerful generals of the five major theaters, to the chats of several Sony's former lovers, the message list is 99+ in an instant.
Skimming through most of the important information, Ren Suo saw a three-message bar topped by Sony: "Your Majesty", "Platinum Pagoda of Luoyan City", and ...... "Lorry Vis"!?
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, clicked on the chat between Sony and Loriface, and found that it was full of content that insulted each other.
By the way, Sony is actually very fond of hiding his identity and chatting in other permanent chat rooms like forums, or more accurately - Sony is a troll.
Yes, Sony is a troll, and he's passionate about getting pleasure from squirting people. Thanks to his good education and broad vision, he can always quote scriptures to make people speechless, and because he can change his identity at any time as a godborn, one of the things he does most often is-
Disguise yourself as dozens of people to spray others!
You think there are dozens of people spraying you, but it's actually all me!
The most common operation is "I am relieved to see that everyone is spraying you", "You look at so many people spraying you, you still don't know what is wrong", "I pee yellow, let me kill him" and so on, which is enough to spray the other party to doubt the three views of life, and in the end, the other party is often humiliated offline, and even the reputation is sprayed by Sony - after all, it is a real-name Internet system.
It's really full of golden armor all over the city.,Ren Suo was also surprised when he called up this part of the memory.,Sony is completely a typical rich second-generation who is full of support.γ
Other gods will also hide their identities to chat with civilians, and they will also argue with civilians, but often at this time, the godborns will release their hidden identities and reveal their noble godborn identities lightly, and then the commoners will quickly kneel and lick - after all, in the Didra society with a population of hundreds of millions, there are only one or two thousand gods in total, which is indeed a noble class.
But the other gods use their privileges in the intellectual realm to hide their identities, and the purpose is to pretend to be coercive, to enjoy the exclamation, envy, and kneeling of the civilians after the hidden identities are lifted, so that the civilians who debate with them will retreat.
And what about Sony? He actually changed his identity to squirt people! Disguise yourself as dozens of people to spray people!
He is not interested in letting civilians retreat because of his god-descendant status, he just wants to spray the other party's suspicion of life Dao heart collapse!
And among them, there is such a person who has become an impenetrable fortress in the career of Sony trolls, an ocean that cannot be crossed, and a sky that is difficult to touch!
Lori Fes!
Sony's record with her began more than a hundred days ago, she was the first super troll that Sony couldn't knock down with tens of millions of attacks in the vest, and after three days of non-stop squirting of the vest army, Sony was really exhausted.
Sony, who has a god-descendant cassette, is exhausted!
So Sony only focused on one account and engaged in a tug-of-war with her for hundreds of days. When spraying, their topic of spraying has been changing, because the basic operation of trolls is to seize each other's words and make articles, that is, take them out of context.
From the initial topic of 'should kill chickens be wanted bounty' to the recent 'why men/women don't want to fall in love', the two of them sprayed tens of thousands of words, and not a day has stopped spraying each other.
Yesterday, Ren Suo was punished by Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei before he could deal with this matter, so naturally he didn't spray with Loriffith before going to bed, so now Loriffith squirted back first: "Caiqiu, finally because he met someone who couldn't afford to offend because of his own food, he was beaten to death? Make a dog bark before you're dead."
Ren Suo thought about it seriously and found that Sony had indeed investigated the identity of Lori Face through realistic means, but it was only so - it was human nature to know who the troll who sprayed with him was.
And Sony didn't carry out a reality dimension attack just because he couldn't win the other party, it's just a pure good prince.
However, according to the protagonist of the game, Loth, although Sony did not mean this, it seems that Sony's subordinates seem to have misunderstood something, so Los has to ask the military for help in order to protect his sister.
And Loes's suspicion of Sony also arose because of this.
So, don't spray people on the Internet if you're fine.
Although Ren Suo couldn't explain it to Los Yesterday, Ren Suo's desire to survive is still very strong. Now that he wants to avoid Los Lore, it's too late for the two siblings, how can he still go to Squirt Lori Fes?
"After a detailed and in-depth review, I found that I made a mistake in my remarks, which caused you a lot of trouble before, and I apologize very much. I won't bother you again in the future, I wish you a happy life, goodbye."
The other party immediately replied, "Why? Are you scared?"
"yes."
"I don't believe it, why don't you accompany me to continue the discussion?"
Ren Suo decided not to waste time with her again: "No one will accompany you unconditionally, and even the shadow will be absent on a cloudy day."
Then Ren Suo turned off the conversation with Loriffis, checked the information of the "Platinum Pagoda of Luo Oblivion City", looked at him and raised his eyebrows, turned over and picked up his clothes and went to the bathroom.
When he came out after changing his clothes, Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei were already sitting on the bed waiting for him. Ren Suo pointed to the bathroom and said: "It's basically the same as the Earth Bathroom, but there is a big gap in the button, and the brushing here is made with green paste mixed with water in the mouth, and then the water will crackle and brush your teeth; If you want to wipe your face and body, you use that kind of transparent disposable cloth, and if you throw it directly into the sink after wiping, it will melt by itself......"
"You're leaving?"
"Someone should come looking for me in a while, but luckily I woke up a little earlier," Ren Suo said, "I'm going to pretend to be Sony for a meeting later, it shouldn't take much time, I'll tell them that you're my people, and they won't come in and disturb you." Well, I'll ask them to get you some basic language learning materials later. β
Dong Chengling sighed softly: "Thank you for your hard work, I can't help at all now." β
"The reason why your cyclone is imprisoned now is because you are in a state of aura suppression all the time, which is actually similar to the mechanism of dispersing spirits in the Third Hospital, but it is more thorough and a little more targeted."
Ren Suo scratched his head and said, "And this aura inhibition state is derived from the strongest person in Didra, Citis, I can't unlock it now, and ordinary cassettes can't purify this effect...... But by the time I'm done with this meeting, I'll probably be able to find out what you know to be the case, so you don't have to worry. β
This meeting, in fact, is because Sony has completed the great work of capturing the coordinates of the heterotopic plane, plus Citis was promoted to the young monarch and gave up the position of the blood Dafa of the Maharaja Menerus, so Sony will be named the new generation of blood Dafa in this meeting.
Bloodline Dafa is the top sixteen people in the individual strength of the Didra plane, even if the bloodline cassette obtained by Sony can't lift Dong Chengling's aura inhibition state, but at least the status of Bloodline Dafa can give Ren Suo more room for maneuvering, such as using his power to find someone to help.
Ren Xingmei nodded, and suddenly broke into Ren Suo's arms and hugged him. Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, then gently touched her hair, and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you have anything to do, we will be able to go home soon." β
"Hmm." Ren Xingmei's nose made a cute sound, and her head rubbed in Ren Suo's arms.
After appeasing Ren Xing for a while, Ren Suo looked at Dong Chengling, who smiled and opened his hands to him.
Ren Suo immediately went over and hugged Dong Chengling, but at this time, Ren Xingmei also squeezed over together, and the picture instantly changed from a sweet picture of a couple hugging to a warm picture of Dong Chengling's mother taking care of the two eldest children, which was very harmonious.
"His Royal Highness, His Royal Highness."
The maid outside was calling, Ren Suo looked at them reluctantly, suddenly leaned up and kissed Dong Chengling, then stood up and said: "I'll be back soon, you don't have to worry about me, don't put too much pressure on yourself, just treat it as a trip to another world." β
"Well, have a nice trip."
After Ren Suo left, Dong Chengling turned his head, his eyes were calm but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he looked at Ren Xingmei with a smile. Ren Xingmei was so weak by her that she couldn't help but look down at the patterns on the bed.
Suddenly, Dong Chengling took her hand, held her in his arms, and said softly: "Be good, don't be afraid, your brother will not leave you." β
Ren Xingmei, who was a little nervous, immediately relaxed, stretched out her hand to hug Dong Chengling, buried her head in Dong Chengling's pleasant chest, and let out a happy muffled hum.
Unlike Bai Ji, who is only popular among female students, Dong Chengling, the most popular female teacher in Tianlian Academy, is both male and female, boys like her, and girls like her more.
"Your brother is here just now, you may have something inconvenient to say, now there are only two of us left, if you have any troubles, the teacher will help." Dong Chengling said with a smile.
"Really?"
"Really."
Ren Xingmei raised her head and looked at Dong Chengling, hesitated for a while, and then stammered: "Dong, Teacher Dong, I actually, I have a question I want to ask, please ask you......"
"What's the problem?" Dong Chengling patiently waited for Ren Xingmei's question.
"What should I do, what should I do, how can I ......" Ren Xingmei glanced at the pair of arcs that could be called the pinnacle of human aesthetics at hand, and whispered: "...... Can you grow up a little? β
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In fact, the meeting was still a while away, but Ren Suo had to have breakfast with General Black Thorn early in the morning. When he arrived at the fortress restaurant, Lanaya and other god-descendant guards were already on duty.
Ren Suo immediately closed most of the programs of "Ren Suo", started all the programs of "Sony", and completely changed from "Ren Suo" to "Ren Sony" in the blink of an eye.
The black thorn, who was being fed by the strong manservant, saw Ren Suo coming, and immediately stood up and said, "Gui'an, Sony Dafa." β
Ren Suo smiled lightly, sat down and washed his hands with the hand-washing tank next to him, handed his hands to the maids to dry, and said casually: "The matter has not been settled yet, how bad it is for others to hear it, black thorns, don't talk nonsense." β
"It's settled soon, it's not going to be a minute." Black Thorn is obviously a rather heroic blonde general, and he is very hardcore, and even feeds a strong manservant, which is not comparable to a weak chicken like Sony.
But in the face of Sony, who was about to become a bloodline Dafa, the Black Thorn posture was extremely low: "Your Majesty stepped down as a bloodline Dafa, and His Royal Highness has made great contributions, and the position of the bloodline Dafa of the Lord Menerus is none other than His Highness." β
"I hope so." Ren Suo laughed casually and opened his mouth for the maid to feed.
"By the way, Your Highness, I have prepared a small gift for you, and I will send it to you later?" Black Thorn said suddenly.
Ren Suo said casually: "Well, I didn't expect you to still have this heart, what do you mean?" β
Black Thorn smiled, "Meaning." β
"You're not interesting enough." Ren Suo didn't bother to accept the gift and tried to send him away.
"It's a little meaning, it's really a small meaning." Black Thorns persevere.
"Hmm...... I didn't expect you to be quite interesting. Ren Suo thought about it, forget it, it's better to accept his kindness, it's not good to refuse all the time.
"Actually, it doesn't mean anything else." Black Thorn breathed a sigh of relief: "It's just a small gift that His Highness will like." β
"Then I'm embarrassed." Ren Suo said with a shrug.
"I'm embarrassed." Black Thorn waved his hand to signal the tall manservant behind him to step back, "The meeting is about to begin, Your Highness ......"
"Let's go."
Coming to the conference room on the fifth floor of the Rift Fortress, although it is said to be a conference room, there are only two chairs inside, one is for Black Thorn and one is for Sony.
Suddenly, the lights in the conference room went out, and then nearly twenty projection screens appeared, and a god appeared on each projection screen, but at this time, Ren Suo, Black Thorn, and the rest of the gods in the projection screen stood up together and bowed to the man sitting on the throne in black in the center: "See Your Majesty, the glory of the Great King is with Your Majesty!" β
"Sit down."
Ren Suo sat down, but Black Thorn still stood, and began to report on the results of Operation Bayonet: "...... Through the heroic fighting of our soldiers, we have a rough idea of the general information and the level of war of the alien plane......"
ββ¦β¦ The level of technology of the heterotopic plane is equivalent to that of a hundred to two hundred years ago in Didra, and the technical coverage is small, except for a few important cities, most of the other areas are in a primitive state......"
ββ¦β¦ Except for the group army and a few elites, the vast majority of heterotopic civilians are incapable of fighting, but the population is extremely large, roughly estimated to be about dozens of times that of the Deedra humans......"
ββ¦β¦ The Alien Humans do not have any space defenses, nor do they have the space technology to pose a substantial threat to the Dedra Plane......"
"Some of the warriors have encountered powerful alien natives, and one colonel officer claims to have encountered an alien natives with the strength of the Maharaja," Black Thorn did not conceal the situation of Loth, "but the proportion of powerful natives is very small, and they cannot compete with our Didra warriors; The colonel's testimony is credible, and the enemy may not have the strength of the Maharaja, but it is likely that they have the power to rival the Divine Descendants, as three Morag assassins died directly in the Alien Plane. β
Ren Suo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly-Black Thorn actually believed in Loth's innocence, he knew that the three Morag assassins were not killed by Loth, and he also believed that Los had encountered a powerful alien native!
"It sounds like it's going to be a no-brainer to hack into this plane."
"There's no problem in the first place, how can an alien plane resist our Didra?"
"But now we need the support of the whole people, no mistakes will be allowed, the colonel in the intelligence will be dealt with, and he will not be disturbed by the morale of the army."
"Well, that's right."
One by one, they finalized the results of Operation Bayonet and pronounced the fate of an Imperial colonel, and then someone said, "Now it's the turn of the Bloodline Dafa, right?" β
At this time, Citis, who had not spoken, finally said: "Maharaja Menerus has decided that the next bloodline Dafa will be held by Soni, who has made great contributions in Operation Bayonet and successfully captured the coordinates of the heteroplane. β
"Yes."
"Yes."
This issue was finalized more quickly than just now, and after a while, everyone passed it, and Ren Suo stood up and looked at Citis in the light curtain.
Then all the gods in the light curtain clapped their palms at the same time, including Citex. After they slapped three times, a dragon's roar suddenly sounded in the sky, followed by a roar in the wind: "So-ni-"
"Sony, your name has resounded all over the world, all the way to annihilation, and the Maharaja already knows your name." Cidis said calmly: "When you return to Luo Oblivion City, you will officially obtain the bloodline Dafa inheritance. β
"Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Maharaja."
Ren Suo sat back again, and at this time, it was the turn of the other gods of the light curtain to raise the topic, most of which were related to armaments, and Ren Suo had not expressed his opinion, quietly waiting for the meeting to end.
After the meeting, the light curtains all disappeared, and at this time Caxis suddenly said: "Sony." β
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"Come back early."
When the last light curtain was extinguished, Black Thorn smiled at Ren Suo: "Congratulations, Sony Dafa." β
Ren Suo accepted this blessing calmly, and when he went back, he said, "Can you find some basic language textbooks and send them?" Someone wants to learn our language. β
Black Thorn naturally agreed: "No problem, I'll let people go up." It's really worthy of Dafa, just one night, let them take the initiative to learn our Didra's language, Black Thorns is really admirable...... Then I won't bother you, I hope Dafa likes my gift. β
"Hmm."
When Ren Suo was about to take the elevator up, he found that Lanaya and the others had also come in, so he asked, "What's wrong?" β
"Your Majesty instructed that you should raise your security level in Dafa, and we will always guard your safety in the future." Ranaya said.
"But I don't like to be watched when I'm resting."
"We'll be stationed outside the door."
Ren Suo nodded: "That's okay." β
When they reached the highest suite, as soon as they came out, they heard a noisy voice: "Sad Wind Master, this is His Royal Highness's guest, you can't ......"
"What a guest, isn't it a gift from the boy from the Black Thorns? You get out of the way, I'll help His Highness inspect the goods first, and open the door of the room, I'll help His Highness to refresh the newcomer, and then there will be a party, I can't let these people who don't know how to be funny spoil His Highness's Yaxing......"
Ren Suo strode out, and saw a silver-haired beautiful girl in front of the door of the room being entangled by a god's arm, and the maids did not dare to stop or leave, as soon as they saw Ren Suo come back, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said loudly: "Your Highness, this sad wind master ......"
"Your Highness, oh no, it's Sony Dafa!" The god let go of the silver-haired beautiful girl's arm, opened his hand and walked towards Ren Suo with a big laugh: "I heard that you are working here in the rift, junior brother, I will immediately bring a batch of fresh and tender sheep to look for you, are you very happy, very happy?" β
Ren Suo pushed him away, dodging his embrace, and the godborn didn't care. He turned his head to look at the silver-haired beautiful girl, and said, "But Sony Dafa, wait a minute, please let me play with this silver-haired girl first, you know, I have this hobby......"
"Well, I know," Ren Suo said expressionlessly: "Sad Wind, your favorite thing is to play with sheep, she has white skin and even her hair is silvery, you can't help it, right?" β
"Hehe, Dafa, you really understand me." The Progeny laughed.
Sad Wind, the god of the Maharaja Sankien faction, the god of this faction is a bit similar to the Morag faction, they are both the type that pursues excitement and has to carry it out to the end. However, Morag is mostly associated with violence, while Sankien is associated with abnormal fetishes.
In the past, Sony's endless degeneration was the result of the common result of multiple factions of gods, among which Sad Wind was Sony's 'playmate' in the Sankien faction, so Sad Wind looked so familiar.
Now although Ren Suo's thinking is Sony, his three views are Sony, and his behavior and habits are Sony, he has something different from Sony after all.
That's the bottom line.
"By the way, what did you want to do in my room?" Ren Suoyun asked lightly.
"Huh? Oh, I heard that Dafa didn't you just get two heterotopic humans, I don't plan to go in and help you train them, after all, heterotopic humans don't understand our gameplay, and most of them will resist us, in case they don't cooperate after the party starts, how boring it is, Dafa, don't you? β
"yes."
"Then Dafa, you wait, I'll be able to get them with my cassette soon, and I promise that they will be as well-behaved as sheep ...... later."
Just as Sorrowful Wind turned around, Ren Suo reached out and pressed his shoulder.
"You don't have to bother." Ren Suo said lightly: "It's so boring to train two heterotopic humans, change the difficulty and train Lanaya." β
The purple-clothed Lanaya behind Ren Suo raised her eyebrows.
Beifeng was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud: "Dafa, you are joking, Captain Lanaya can beat me ten ...... alone."
"I'm not laughing." Ren Suo said: "There are only two things you have to do now, which is to train Lanaya, or die. There are only two things you have to do for Ranaya, either be trained by the sad wind or let him die. β
"Sony Dafa, this ......" Sadness Wind's body began to tremble, Lanaya's hands lit up with purple beams, and purple light flowed around her body.
"Set up Morag's violent enchantment, don't let him escape." Ren Suo strode over the sorrowful wind, and with a casual order, the Divine Guardian immediately set up a violent barrier to prevent all space from moving.
"Sony Dafa, we are good friends!" Sad Wind finally became scared, and even took a few steps back and begged: "We've known each other for so long and played together for so long, don't you remember?" Friends shouldn't hurt each other! β
"Ah, yes, friends shouldn't hurt each other." Ren Suo nodded, and hope suddenly rekindled on Sad Wind's face.
"So we're not friends now, hey, what a fleeting friendship."
Shout!
There was a whistling, a miserable howl, and the right shoulder was pierced by Lanaya's purple light!
Between the gods, the difference in strength is also huge, the three-star godborn Lanaya is undoubtedly standing at the top, and the Sankien faction of the Sankien faction who is responsible for eating, drinking and having fun is sad, even the cassette is entertainment, and the combat power is naturally at the bottom of the godborn.
"You can't do this, you can't do this!" Sorrowful Wind struggled back on the carpet and roared, "According to the laws of the Empire, you can't kill a godborn for no reason!" Help me! The Bloodline Dafa will not allow it, the Great Monarchs will not allow it! Help me! Help me! β
Lanaya glanced at Ren Suo, who shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm sorry, the laws of the empire don't allow it, but my dad is the lord of the empire; The Bloodline Dafa doesn't allow it, but I'm the Bloodline Dafa. β
"So Sadwind, if you can successfully train Lanaya, I guarantee in the name of the bloodline Dafa Soni that the Lord of Noktunar will not trouble you."
Sad Wind finally understood that Sony wanted to kill him this time, and he shouted to Ren Suo sadly: "Why? Haven't we been having a good time before? Why did Sony you become like this!? Why kill me suddenly? β
"Yes, why?" Ren Suo tilted his head to think for a while, and said, "Of course it's because you want to touch my woman, idiot!" β
Ren Suo's face became grim and hideous, and he glared at the sad wind and said in a hateful voice: "I will never let others hurt my woman, absolutely not!" β
Then Ren Suo changed back to the quiet appearance of the years: "Oops, the carpet is dirty, Lanaya, can you hurry up and be trained by him, or solve him quickly." β
"Understood."
With an abrupt scream, Ren Suo yawned and walked to the door.
At this time, the silver-haired beautiful girl who had been watching from the side suddenly walked up to him and said, "Sony Dafa, Gui'an." β
"Huh?" Ren Suo glanced at her, guessed something, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll tell Black Thorn, you stay here, and someone will send you back soon." Don't worry, I'll tell you that they will give you what they should give you, and they will never hurt you. β
Ren Suo turned sideways and continued to walk, and then the silver-haired beautiful girl crashed into his arms again and took the initiative to hug his neck.
At this time, Ren Suo was a little angry: "I said ......"
The silver-haired beautiful girl leaned close to his face, watched his lips move, but did not make a sound, and said a word than the shape of her mouthβ
You're not Sony.