Chapter 21 If you can't convince, then pajama
"Mr. Pennywards, you may wonder why I left the Assassin League."
The black-haired boy sat in front of the supercomputer in the Batcave, and while his fingers were frantically tapping on the keyboard to enter code, trying to crack the firewall system from the inside, he said to the old butler sitting next to him: "This is because my grandfather has a problem with his mind!" ”
"Uh-huh!"
The old butler replied.
"Can you imagine? In what era, he still wants to build a 'perfect world' centered on his will, and the way to build a new world is to kill all those who disobey him through massacres, and he does not hesitate to sign a contract with Satan for this. You must know that in the magical world we live in, there are many transvestite who are more powerful than the devil and the gods, and just because my grandfather only has a mere immortal superpower, isn't it a fool's dream? How could it be successful! ”
"Uh-huh!"
"Moreover, I seriously suspect that he did not really want me to be his heir, but to use the mysterious power of the pool of Lazarus to use me as a new vessel for his soul and to achieve the miracle of rejuvenation. Although I didn't find any definite evidence, I had a faint hunch in my heart, and my hunch was like the 'Shining' ability, which was really accurate sometimes! ”
"Uh-huh!"
"I don't plan to stay when I go home this time, I still have an orphanage to run, the Sahara Desert to be greened, and the Arctic and Antarctic glaciers to refreeze so many meaningful things to do, I really don't have time to accompany Mr. Wayne to hang out and fight at night and waste my life."
Damien hires Mr. Freeze and tasked him with solving the environmental crises of melting glaciers, extinction of life in the Arctic and Antarctica, and rising sea levels.
This global environmental problem was solved in a parallel universe where Superman's daughter became the president of the Hope Country, and it took her several years to blow the cold wind.
"Uh-huh!"
"When I come back this time, I mainly want to take stock of the inheritance I will inherit in the future, and by the way, I will advance a small part of the inheritance. It may seem that I am a little unfilial and too anxious to say this, but if you also have a masochistic billionaire father who likes to adopt children indiscriminately and often goes out alone at night and loves to stir up trouble and fight and crawl back with a wound, you will also have the worry that if he suddenly dies too violently, and then the inheritance that should have belonged to you will be quietly divided among his adopted sons and daughters. ”
"Hmm!
The boy made a lot of progress, typed in the last line of key code, cracked the progress bar and began to read the bar, he picked up the teacup on the side, took a sip of English black tea, and said to the old butler with a smile: "Thank you for the tea you made for me, it is really delicious." ”
The old butler twisted his body in response to the young man's thanks.
The progress bar quickly reached 100 percent, and the boy nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, I have already planted a Trojan horse in the supercomputer in the Batcave, and thank you for granting me the permission to whitelist and exclude me from the prevention target of the vigilance system, otherwise this firewall mixed with alien technology and cyber human-machine hybrid technology I want to break through from the outside, it is really difficult and difficult!" ”
The old butler sat like pins and needles, and the sweat from his forehead flowed down his chin and fell to the ground.
"The surveillance video has been modified by me, and all kinds of traces of operation have also been erased by me, fingerprints, dust, dandruff, hair loss...... All the clues have been cleaned up, and now there is only one small problem......"
The young man's face looked a little gloomy, and his tone was quite unkind: "Then how can you completely cover up the secret that I have been to the Bat Cave when you are an eyewitness to witness the whole thing?" ”
The old butler swallowed and spit, faintly feeling that something was wrong.
"Mr. Pennyworth, I would like to ask you a little favor if you can hide it for me and not tell Mr. Bruce Wayne about it? I'm sorry I called him by his first name, which seems a bit rude, but I'm not used to calling people 'Daddy', so please understand. ”
The young man said politely, but the old butler shook his head resolutely, even if he felt the murderous intent rising in the young man's body, the old butler still adhered to the creed of "a gentleman can't lie".
"Tsk...... Your old man is embarrassing me! The black-haired boy said bitterly, "If you refuse me, I can only take some extraordinary measures that violate morality." Believe me, though I was born in the League of Assassins and raised by demons and demon daughters, I really don't like killing people as a way to eliminate problems rather than solve them. ”
The boy stood up and walked back and forth around the old butler, as if thinking about how to deal with him "properly".
Alfred's heart is a little cold, Bruce has a somewhat gloomy personality when he was a child, and the old housekeeper is worried about whether he will have a distorted and gloomy personality in the future due to the shadow of his childhood, but compared to Bruce's son Damian, little Bruce was simply a little sweetheart baby!
The young man finally stopped, as if he had made a decision, strode forward, and suddenly stretched out his hand to the old butler......
He ripped off the cloth that blocked Alfred's mouth, and said, "Otherwise, let's negotiate again, talk about the conditions, and maybe we can reach a consensus." ”
Alfred, who was tied to the chair, finally regained his ability to speak, he first sighed, and then said in an English voice: "Young Master Damian, don't do anything that will disappoint your father, I advise you to wait for Mr. Wayne to come back, and you father and son will sit down and talk face-to-face......"
"Mr. Wayne is a suspicious and controlling man who doesn't trust anyone, and I just found something interesting in the Batcave supercomputer - he even designed the perfect assassination plan for each of his closest comrades and friends. It's not prudence anymore, it's obsessive-compulsive and paranoid personality disorder, he's overdoing it a bit! ”
The boy shook his head and said: "I don't think it's a good thing to meet him, he will instinctively want to exercise patriarchal authority, try to influence me and manipulate me in the name of 'education', and I am a person who will never be controlled by anything, there will inevitably be irresolvable conflicts between us, I don't want to attract his attention so soon, in the name of 'threatening the safety of the earth', he also designed such an assassination plan for me." ”
"Son, you don't understand your father's responsibility." Alfred tried to persuade him: "Without him, Gotham and even the earth ......"
"Without anyone, the earth will rotate the same, and even if the earth is gone, the universe will be forever. The universe is gone, and there are countless parallel universes of reincarnation of life and death! ”
The young man interrupted the old butler impatiently: "Even if one day he becomes a madman like a clown and starts to do evil like crazy, someone will eventually stand up to stop him, and these alone will not convince me." Since you don't have any conditions to mention, let's listen to my conditions. ”
As he spoke, the black-haired boy took out a tablet folding computer and flipped out a photo, which showed a young and beautiful young lady with a sturdy figure and sassy short hair.
"This girl's name is Julia Pennyworth, and she is now in the East, under the watchful eye of the elite Assassins I brought out of the Assassin League." The young man said solemnly: "As long as I give an order......
The girl in the photo is Alfred's long-lost daughter, and the old butler hears Damian's voice, which is to threaten him with his daughter's life, and once he says no, the next moment his daughter, who is thousands of miles away, will turn into a cold corpse!
The old butler's face changed greatly, his eyes widened, and he looked at the young man as if he was looking at a devil showing his blood-stained minions, he never expected that the tiger father certainly had no dogs, but he might give birth to a demon son!
Do you want to sell Batman to save her daughter's life? Alfred was caught in a difficult moral dilemma, not knowing how to make a choice.
"There will be a large group of handsome ninjas who are handsome, young, golden, and strong in martial arts to launch a crazy kneeling and licking pursuit of her!"
The boy viciously threatened, "The handsome ninja will give up as soon as he tricks her into bed!" The next lover will take advantage of her love, and there will be no window in between, and I guarantee that she will experience at least 100 failed relationships and 100 abortions! ”
"Huh?"
Different from the expected threat, the old butler was stunned at first, but when he sorted out what Damian meant, his face became worse, as if he had aged a few years overnight, and said tremblingly: "No...... You can't treat Julia like that......"
The boy shrugged and smiled, "You think I'm going to kill her?" No, no, no...... I'm not a devil, I can't kill people easily, but killing people will break the rules of the road, and it will not be good to mix in the superhero circle in the future.
I'm just letting you experience the pain of being a father who can't interfere in his daughter's chaotic private life.
If you betray me, Bruce Wayne thinks I'm fallen and feels the same pain, just as you desperately want to save your daughter from the whirlpool of emotional fraud, but her daughter thinks she has met true love and rebelly resists, Bruce will also desperately want to change me and correct me, but in vain, it destroys what little family affection is left. ”