Chapter 645 Weekend Special Qi Shun Si Zheng Biography 7 Bad old man
"Hey, hey, what a disciple...... an old man stood in front of him with his back to Qi Xunsi, calling his name.
"What?" Qi Xunsi didn't bother to pay attention to him, but when he heard that this strange old man didn't call himself a kid but called himself a disciple, Qi Xunsi still had a bad feeling in his heart, what kind of ghost is this old guy doing? "Hmph, old man, you must be tired of screaming so happily!"
"Uh-huh, you know the five strange stones!" The old man turned around with a smile, and his two eyes stared at Qi Xunsi as if he wanted to see through him.
"Nonsense, aren't there just five broken stones?" Qi Shunsi replied disappreciatively.
"Don't be crooked, come and tell me about it, let the teacher evaluate you, if it is good, I can also think about what you said yesterday...... By the way, I'll give you a small reward. The old man pretended to be serious, but he still looked lewd.
"Huh? Old man, you don't want to trick me again, do you? As soon as Qi Xunsi heard such a good thing, his eyes lit up on the spot, and he looked at the master in disbelief.
"Haha, when did the master lie to you?" The old man laughed confidently.
"It's as if you didn't lie to me, last time you also taught me how to draw the heavenly thunder talisman, last summer said you wanted to take me to the underworld for a day trip, last month you also said that you wanted to go with me to find black and white impermanence to play mahjong, three months ago you said you wanted to bring me a few Tianshan snow lotus on Kunlun Mountain, when you were two years old, you said you wanted to take me to eat the Qin widow's two-skin milk......" Qi Xunsi began to gush about the glorious history of the old man deceiving him.
"Hey, hey, stop, stop, how do you remember so clearly? Do you remember when you were 2 years old? Are you still talking about it? Don't say it. The old man's face turned red, and he was very embarrassed to stop Qi Xunsi's deceptive history.
"Don't mind, I said it's not okay, cough cough, listen up." Qi Xunsi immediately sat opposite the old man and said: "The five strange stones are five strange stones of different origins, the first of which is the Dongjiang Stone, which was once praised as the "curse stone" by later generations, which is used to curse others and persecute others, that is, to use resentment to turn energy into harm to others. The second stone and the third stone are interrelated, the Hearthstone and the Crescent Stone, the embodiment of the teardrops of the sun god and the moon god, and the crystallization of life at high latitudes, but because the sun and the moon cannot be combined, they cannot be together for a lifetime, and they need to be separated by a few feet, otherwise it will cause chaos, causing the sun and the moon to swallow each other, and the world will fall into eternal darkness. Qi Xunsi shook his head and memorized it, as if he was reciting the Four Books and Five Classics.
"Well, yes, yes, I didn't let you copy the Book of Meditation in vain, and what else?" The old man looked at Qi Shunji with a slightly approving look.
"Also, there is the fourth stone, the fishing boat stone, which is made by a fisherman after his death with a piece of meat on his body that was soaked in cinnabar for 7749 days and then refined with Huangpu plaster, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, accumulating over time, thus becoming a strange stone, the main function is to lure the fish into the bait, effortlessly." Qi Xunsi said the record in the "Quotations above", and couldn't help but think of one thing: "What Jiang Taigong fishes, the wisher takes the bait, it is clearly borrowed from the fishing boat stone to release the hidden technique and hang it on the fish hook, this old liar, as serious as the master, hum, the wisher takes the bait, if I don't even have to directly put the fishing boat stone in the water, isn't it?" Hey, that's why King Zhou Wen's stupid lack will fall for that old fox. You don't know, if you don't go to him, Jiang Ziya's guy will be hanged in poverty, in fact, he is more anxious than you, hahaha. ”
Qi Xunsi thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it to the master, so he had to continue to memorize the scriptures in the quotations pitifully: "The last strange stone is a jade stone, which is worth a lot of money, up to hundreds of millions, everyone knows it, and everyone gets it." It's just that this stone is extraordinary, and if it falls into the hands of someone who hurts heaven and reason, this person will definitely suffer from flesh and skin......"
"Hey, it's wrong! Do you want to copy it 500 more times? The old man looked at Qi Xunsi with a smile and said.
"Ahh No, no, no, I don't want to do it at all, heavy back, heavy back, okay. It's just that this stone is extraordinary, if it falls into the hands of someone who hurts heaven and reason, this person will definitely suffer a double blow from the soul and flesh, double the pain, and his soul will be sent to the dungeon, and he will never see the light of day again, fried three times a day, twice in the sea of fire, once in the head of a dog, and will be exiled to Meng Pozhuang as a volunteer for ten years......" Qi Xunsi said with his eyes closed and shaking his head.
"Hey! I digress again, but who taught you all this? So detailed, oh, I know, Judge Cui told you, go, copy the three hundred classics of mountains and seas and the historical records a hundred times! The old man said with a smile as if he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.
"Okay...... What? Historical? Master, you ...... You've traveled through time and space and won't take me there! Qi Xunsi's eyes widened as he looked at the triumphant old man in front of him and shouted.
"Haha, look at the one who scared you and teased you, come, give you a magic weapon for the teacher." The old man said happily.
"What baby?" Qi Xunsi looked at the old man expectantly, and saw that the old man took out a strange-shaped stone, and when he looked closely, the stone was in the shape of a fish, and a small fishing boat was carved on the fish, and there were five characters next to it: fishing boat and two wheels.
"This ...... This is...... Fishing Boat Stone? Old man, are you playing with me? Qi Xunsi looked at the stone with disdain and said.
"Hehe, if someone wants me, I won't give it! I know you want to collect all the five strange stones, and I got one for you, why don't you thank me? The old man said with a smug face.
"Ha, haha, thank you? I want the five strange stones to have a hairy use! I don't want the Strange Stones as well as those Holy Grails! At least the Demon Holy Grail can be used to hold a spoonful of water or something, this has a hairy use! Qi Xunsi screamed, and suddenly he was stunned: "You, shouldn't this be the reward you said?" ”
"Hmmm! It's so smart, worthy of being my apprentice, quite a teacher. Hahaha. ”
"Clever furball!! Old guys! You're fooling me again! ”
——Late Night Residence——
"Ahh Qi Xunsi, who was asleep, screamed, broke out in a cold sweat, sat up from the bed and looked around for a while, before calming down, "Whew...... It turned out to be a dream......"
Qi Shunji turned on the bedside lamp and looked at his collection case. "Dongjiang stone, sun hearth stone and crescent stone, as well as fishing boat stone, only jade stone remains......" Qi Xunsi walked to the collection cabinet, opened the drawer, and carefully held the fishing boat stone to count the delicate texture on it, time, as if stopped at this moment.
"Feeling...... I suddenly had a bold guess, could it be the old man who dreamed just now...... If this is the case, the strange old man asks why he wants to hold this dream? Is there anything you want to tell me? Qi Shunji looked at the fishing boat stone and remembered the day after he had just gotten the fishing boat stone from the strange old man 2,000 years ago......
(End of chapter)