Chapter 443: That's Just a Fart
"Crackle!"
The dark red flame burned more and more in the stove.
As the fire cooks, the water on the edge of the steamer on the iron pot begins, accompanied by a thick mist, and the fragrance has already filled the entire kitchen for a while.
"It smells so good!"
The kitchen door was pushed open, and two women walked in with the old lady in their arms.
As soon as you enter the kitchen, you can smell the strong fragrance in the air.
Different from the ordinary meaty aroma, the fragrance has a hint of sweet and sour orange, take a deep breath, and the whole nasal cavity is filled with this smell.
For a while, the taste buds on the tip of the tongue have been stimulated and revived.
The two girls stared at the steamer with straight eyes, and even forgot to introduce the old lady who introduced them to Zhao Ke.
Of course, at the same time, I forgot the purpose of coming here.
"Goo-dong!"
I saw that even the old lady, including the old lady, couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of spit, she had no teeth, and at this age, her appetite had never been very good.
But when she walked into this kitchen, the old lady was already stimulated by the sweet and sour orange fragrance that permeated the kitchen, and her stiff tongue was stimulated.
At this time, it was as if I had opened my sense of taste at once, and I felt my stomach gurgling.
This feeling makes me want to swallow a cow at this time.
"The three of them came just right, this pot is just in time."
When Zhao Ke said this, he opened the steamer and saw that there was nothing in the steamer, only two big stones.
But when the steamer was lifted, I saw the bottom of the pot, and a cup was standing there.
Carefully take the cup out of it and place it on the table.
"This cup of soup, it's better to eat it while it's hot, if it's a little cold, it will affect the taste, so let's try it first."
I saw Zhao Ke saying that, his hand had already opened the lid of the cup, and took out a small bowl and spoon.
Suddenly, the fragrance from before came to my face.
In the milky soup, a piece of crystal clear meat was seen. Float in the soup noodles.
Jade-colored flesh skin, hesitating a piece of beautiful jade.
Fat and thin color.
Rich and full.
Garnish with a pinch of green onion and fragrant leaves.
Sprinkle it on the soup to coat the milky broth with a layer of emerald.
The white and green are appetizing.
Zhao Ke gently wiped the soup stains from the side of the bowl and covered the spoon on it.
"Be careful, not respectful, please taste it, I'm the best in the world!"
"Really...... I'll try it first! ”
The eldest sister still wanted to be polite, but when the words came to her mouth, she felt that it would be verbose to say too much, so she delayed her meal, so she simply picked up a small bowl.
Just see the spoon stirring.
The milky soup is thick but not oily.
Because of the green onion fragrant leaves, the soup rings with a green onion fragrance.
A mouthful of soup in the mouth, the soup is not greasy, tender and delicious.
The most important thing is that after drinking it in one sip, the eldest sister was intoxicated by the delicious taste and couldn't extricate herself.
At this time, the second sister and the old lady followed with a bowl, and the spoon dug into the piece of meat, which felt less like meat, but more like a piece of freshly made tender tofu.
After eating, the old lady's eyes lit up.
Four words to describe.
The meat is as tender as the marrow.
"Delicious!"
Even if there are no teeth, it does not affect the fat that the old lady chews carefully.
"It's delicious, you can eat more."
Zhao Ke half-squinted his eyes and kept refilling the three of them with a spoon.
The second sister gave Zhao Ke a thumbs up, and the more she looked at it, the more pleasing it became.
praised: "The first in the world, a good name, sure enough, it is the first in the world, I have never eaten such delicious meat." ”
After speaking.
The second sister didn't forget to add: "Oh, there is also soup." It is also the best in the world. ”
With that, he put the spoon into his mouth.
There was no need for Zhao Ke to help in the next matter, and the three of them took the initiative to divide up this cup of broth.
If it weren't for the small opening, they would have been eager to poke their heads in and lick it again.
"Wow!"
The old lady snorted, and her spirit was much stronger than when she entered the door.
His face was red, and beads of sweat were still on his forehead.
Sweating profusely while eating.
I don't know how many years, I haven't eaten so refreshingly.
There seems to be nothing happier than having a delicious meal.
At this time, the three of them found that their mouths were full of oil and sweat at this meal.
Especially the second daughter, she is wearing thin clothes.
You can see it through the green shirt, a cherry red flesh color.
Seeing this, the two goddesses are a little unnatural, and they are fine, but their own mothers are like this, so it's not very good.
"Childe, you might as well rest for a while, and let us get dressed a little."
"Well said, well said."
Zhao Ke half-squinted, and looked at the second girl from time to time, and in his mind, he had already thought of a superb Buddha jumping over the wall.
However, Zhao Ke's eyes were obviously misunderstood.
Especially the eldest sister, her little face is red and her face is peachy.
instructed the servants behind him to send Zhao Ke to the guest hall to wait.
Immediately, he hurriedly pulled the old lady to the bath room behind him.
The second daughter will help the old lady into the bath.
I saw a square bath room and a spring of soup.
The spring water is a clear spring from the mountains, which was introduced.
It can be seen that although they are sperm, they still maintain the habit of soft-shelled turtles.
Likes to soak yourself in water.
At this time, the second sister pulled the eldest sister over the corner of the soup spring, touched her mouth and whispered.
"Eldest sister, his cooking is so delicious, it's better to ...... You leave him behind. ”
"Stay? But the third one is ......"
The eldest sister didn't finish speaking, and the second sister said viciously:
"Hmph, he dared to make a crooked idea, and I was the first to tear him up."
As soon as he finished speaking, his voice was lowered.
"Hehe, besides, it's a man, he doesn't look bad, and having a jade keel is better than you always catching yellow eels to satisfy your hunger."
When the second sister said this, the eldest sister's face turned red.
"Phew, you nasty embryo."
The two were talking and laughing, and suddenly they heard the old lady frown, covered her stomach, and took a deep breath: "Hiss~~"
"Mother? What's wrong with you? ”
Seeing that her mother's expression was wrong, the second daughter hurriedly walked over.
"It's okay, it's okay...... I'll go out first, you ...... Alas...... You guys...... Somewhat! ”
After the words were said intermittently, the old lady stood up from the bath holding her stomach.
An unnatural look, and even the movements became stiff.
But at this time, the old lady's face suddenly became strange, and her stomach was gurgling.
I felt that the dantian was boiling with hydrogen.
Like a boiler about to fry, the old lady not only tightened her legs and remained motionless.
"Mother! Are you okay. ”
The eldest sister saw that her mother's demeanor had changed, and she hurriedly wanted to come over to help.
But as soon as she walked over, the muscles at the corners of the old lady's mouth twitched and she couldn't help it, and said in her heart: "Maybe...... That's just a ...... Fart! ”
As soon as she thought of this, the old lady decided to take a gamble, and her legs were slight.
But listen to "poof! "A bang.
As soon as the eldest sister stepped forward, she was greeted by a cloud of green light, spraying on the eldest sister's face like batter.
For a moment, the eldest sister was stupid, and the second sister also looked at the picture in front of her with shocked eyes. 、
"Ah!!h
At this time, the eldest sister came back to her senses and screamed.
But as soon as he spoke.
"Poof! Burst! Burst! ”
The picture continues, following this serial fart.
made the old lady's face even more blue and white.
She knew that at this moment she finally understood that when her stomach hurts, don't believe it, it's just a fart truth.
"I ...... I...... Oops, no matter what! ”
The old lady wanted to explain, but her stomach turned over again.
One hand covers his buttocks, and one foot steps out of the bath.
The eldest sister's expression was completely stiffened.
Just as he was about to speak, there was a gurgling in his stomach, when he saw everyone's bodies violently stirring on the water.
A puddle of deep green, floating out of the water.
The picture in front of her is simply unforgettable for the second sister.
Scream and run out.
Step out of the pool and try to get out of the place as quickly as possible.
It was just as she ran out of the bath.
I saw my body slammed down, as if it was frozen.
The slender white legs began to shake unnaturally.
The eyelids rolled upwards for a while.
The teeth clenched together.
"Don't!"
Sensing the expression of the second sister, the eyes of the old lady and the eldest sister behind him couldn't help but widen.
At the moment of crisis, when it was too late, the old lady suddenly pointed a finger and blocked the source of evil.
Let the second sister focus on the ground on her toes.
The facial features on his face twisted together, and he screamed, "No, I want to ...... Gush...... Squirt out! ”