Chapter 135: A Pink Public Case

When the old man saw that he was not returning, he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly. The laughter stopped abruptly at the highest time, and then said to the old guy Sen Ran: "At the beginning, I also went to your Fangshi Sect twice for you. As a result, the first time I heard that you were removed from the Fangshi Gate Wall by Xu Fuge, and the second time, I couldn't find you anymore. In the past few hundred years, I thought that you had been reincarnated, but I didn't expect that God would have long eyes, so that I could still find you before reincarnation...... Hahahaha......" After saying that, the old man burst into laughter again.

After the old man's laughter stopped, he blinked his eyes and said with a smiling face: "I know that you are reluctant to let me be an old man, Lao Lei, speaking of which, you are also five or six hundred years old, the real old man." It's been so many years since the two of us had that little thing, and it's almost over. Is this good, my old man will get you an elixir of immortality. But whether you can digest it or not depends on Lao Lei's ...... of your creation."

"Whew!" Before he could finish speaking, the old man spit on the old guy's face with a mouthful of sticky phlegm. This wet phlegm actually carried the power of thunder and lightning in it, and spit on the face of the returnee, directly hitting him back a few steps. After waiting to stand still, he was still convulsing.

After wiping the sticky phlegm with nausea, the old man had already scolded on the street: "You bastard dare to say this!" It's not because of the elixir, and Lao Tzu won't bother with you. Which bastard took an aphrodisiac at the birthday banquet of Our Lady of Huashan and lied to me that it was an elixir? Later, I learned that you had received twelve Tongzhi herbs from Our Lady of Huashan before giving me to the 460-year-old Our Lady of Huashan. The two of us were brothers! Is that what you worship your brother? ”

After listening to the old man's words, he didn't forget to ask the ending: "What happened later?" How are you and Our Lady of Huashan, who is over 460 years old? ”

"What else!" After the old man roared, he instantly withered again. After sighing, he said with a little grievance: "I have become the Holy Father of Huashan...... Pity my seventy-two-year-old strong man, because he mistakenly took the aphrodisiac that the bastard will never return, and cheapened the old monster-like Huashan Holy Mother. No return! Bastard! It's all your ......."

At the beginning, he was really a brother with this old man called Lei Zu, who was already famous when he was more than 200 years old, and Lei Zu was still a little monk who was only sixty or seventy years old. Speaking of which, Lei Zu is a generation younger than whether he returns or not. However, the two of them hit home at first sight, and they still brought it up first, and they wanted to marry this junior, who seemed to be only twenty or thirty years old, as brothers of the opposite sex.

At that time, there was a female monk with advanced skills among the monks called Our Lady of Huashan. It was because the magic of Our Lady of Huashan was too strong, and some people gave her the nickname of her daughter Xu Fu, but Our Lady of Huashan had never seen the real generous master Xu Fu in her life.

That year was the 460th birthday of Our Lady of Huashan, and she also gave an invitation to Xu Fu, the generous teacher. It's just that Xu Fu doesn't want to surrender his identity. At the moment, he said that he was ill and sent Gui Bugui to attend the birthday banquet on his behalf.

In order to show off in front of his brother, the old guy deliberately called Lei Zu as well. They participated in the birthday banquet of Our Lady of Huashan together, but what they didn't expect was that during the banquet, Our Lady of Huashan actually fell in love with Lei Zu, who was only in his twenties. That night, the eyes of Our Lady never left Rezu. At that moment, Our Lady of Huashan took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, and called the return to herself, and the couple muttered for a long time. At that time, Lei Zu looked strange, whether to return to his brother or not, what is this going to do, is it possible to meet the Holy Mother of Huashan?

After returning from the non-return, he was dragged to a private room without saying a word. Then he carefully took out a thumb-sized green pill from his arms, took the pill in his hand at the moment, and said to Lei Zu: "Brother, you can be regarded as picking it up today." My master Xu Fu gave the Holy Mother of Huashan an elixir of immortality, but I didn't expect that the girl didn't know the goods, so I asked the old man to return the pill. I thought about it just now, it's better to go back than cheap brother you. See? This is the elixir of life, if you eat it, you will be as immortal as my brother and me. ”

Lei Zu had long heard that his sworn eldest brother was an immortal body, and now he saw that there was such a big good thing to cheapen himself, and he didn't think much about it after drinking a few more cups. According to the explanation of not returning, he sent down this pill with the wine beside him. When the power of the medicine came on, I didn't know anything when my eyes were dark.

By the time Lei Zu woke up again, it was already three days later. Rezu found himself lying naked on a large bed, and the room was filled with a strange smell. At that moment, he casually found a piece of clothing to put on, and walked out of the room with some vague steps.

I asked the servants who were waiting outside that he was still in the cave of Our Lady of Huashan. The birthday banquet a few days ago had already ended, and his sworn brother didn't know where to go. The servants' attitude towards Lei Zu was too good, and he himself already sensed that something was wrong.

Just when Lei Zu was wondering what was going on, the old birthday star of Huashan Our Lady a few days ago suddenly walked over with a coquettish smile. At that moment, the little bird Yiren was attached to Lei Zu's arms, and when he saw his frightened appearance, he laughed and told him how she had taken a fancy to Lei Zu, and then how she used twelve Tongzhi grass to buy it and feed him an aphrodisiac. After that, how did the two of them fight for three days and three nights, Lei Zu's face was red when he listened, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

At that moment, Our Lady of Huashan obviously said that Lei Zu was responsible for her, a four-hundred-and-sixty-year-old yellow flower girl. Since this day, Lei Zu has been staying in the cave of Our Lady of Huashan. The servants here are called the Holy Father of Huashan, and the Holy Mother of Huashan is also good to Lei Zu. In addition to the joy of the bed every day, he began to teach his faction of magic.

At the moment, I don't know if I'm afraid that Lei Zu's physical strength is not good. Our Lady of Huashan gave all kinds of heavenly treasures to this Holy Father of Huashan to eat, plus her own hands-on professor. For more than a hundred years, Lei Zu's magic has advanced by leaps and bounds. In addition, he specializes in the art of guiding thunder, and has become the first person in the world to guide thunder.

After the art was completed, Lei Zu took leave from Huashan's mother. After leaving the cave mansion, he went straight to the Fangshi Sect to find his companion eldest brother to return to the theory. What I didn't expect was that I met Lei Zu who was preparing to return to the sect halfway through. At that moment, Lei Zu, who was full of resentment, found a theory that could not be returned, and did it on the spot without speculation.

I didn't expect that the Lei Zu technique, which I hadn't seen for more than a hundred years, would advance by leaps and bounds, and I lost the lead under the light enemy. He almost lost his life under Lei Zu's lightning channeling technique. If it weren't for Xu Fu saving him when he passed by, the old guy would have almost confessed at that time.

After returning to the cave of Our Lady of Huashan, Lei Zu did not slack off. Continue to practice the spell, until the reincarnation of the Holy Mother of Huashan, after he took over the cave, he went to the Fangshi sect twice to find the trouble of no return, but the first time I heard that the old guy was expelled from the sect, and when I went to inquire about the news of no return again, the old guy seemed to have disappeared completely, and there was no news.

Now that he saw this Lei Zu appear in front of him again, just in time for the exhaustion of the spell of no return, Wu Mian's body has not yet recovered, and it seems that if he can't get his nickname this time, he will really have to explain.

At the moment, whether you return or not, you can only take one step at a time. At that moment, he smiled and said to his former sworn brother: "Lao Lei, it's not me who is a brother who said you, I was also for your good back then." Think about it for yourself, without the Mother of Huashan, would your magic have been as successful as it is now? ”

"So I want to thank you as a matchmaker?" After Lei Zu roared, the unclear thunder light in the sky was already living together. Seeing that under Lei Zu's words, these countless thunderbolts were about to come down. A familiar voice came from in the air: "Lei Zu, you underestimate Fang Shi too much......