Chapter 193: Cute things are all abused
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor's strong desire to survive exploded, and his mind suddenly became extremely active, racking his brains to think about whether he could find effective evidence to prove that he was not lying.
With a flash of inspiration in her mind, she suddenly remembered that she still had a microphone snail stuffed in her ear, and Luo Feng used this earbud-type microphone snail to teach her how to answer and assign her how to do bad things.
There is no semicolon for the phone snail, only Luo Feng can take it out, as long as the snail in his ear is taken out, it is an ironclad evidence!
In any case, Luo Feng couldn't answer why the demon king of the demon army had a special telephone snail in his hand, which could prove that he had been secretly instructed by him all along.
Thinking of this, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor turned his worries into joy, and sneered: "You human race is so cunning, more evil than our demons, it's a pity, facts are facts, it's useless to quibble!" ”
Straightening up his small chest, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor said confidently: "This emperor has conclusive evidence to prove that I was instructed by him!" Wait a minute, I'll take out the evidence and show it, as soon as you take out that thing, you will immediately understand that the monk with a full appearance harbors evil intentions! ”
So saying, she reached out and plucked out her ear to remove the snail that had been plugged into her ear.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor's confident and determined appearance was very convincing, and the Wine Sword Immortal once again cast a suspicious look at Luo Feng and said, "Zen Master, what do you say about this?" ”
Luo Feng said indifferently: "The poor monk has a clear conscience, how can he come up with evidence of something he has never done?" I think she's just trying to delay the army, so be careful not to let her find a chance to escape. ”
"Humph! Great liar monk, this emperor is indeed not a good ghost, but you are worse than this emperor, you have a hard mouth, wait for me to take out the little snail you gave me......"
After digging it out several times, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor didn't pick it out, and there was a tingle in the ear hole, only to feel that the little thing that was attached to the skin of the ear canal began to crawl, crawling towards the depths of the ear hole.
"Huh...... What's going on? ”
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor, who did not believe in evil, changed his thinnest little finger and dug his ears hard, but just like picking out ear droppings, if he started digging them, he would push them deeper into the ear droppings, and it didn't matter if he dug them, the snail was pushed into the inner ear canal.
The snail attaches to the eardrum and suddenly makes a screeching noise, which not only stimulates the noise, but also opens its mouth and uses its tiny fangs to nibble on the delicate soft flesh of the cochlea.
Where could the Heavenly Ghost Emperor endure it, he fell to the ground, covered his ears and kicked his legs while rolling and screamed: "My ears! Pain, pain, pain! Stinky monk, you calculate me! ”
"Can't you just start splashing and rolling around if you can't get through the cuteness?"
Luo Feng hugged his arms to watch the play, and said disdainfully: "You little ghost is quite clever, after a few days of becoming a girl, you have learned everything you should learn and what you shouldn't learn." ”
Generally speaking, the micro headsets that are stuffed into the ears will be specially designed to ensure that they do not penetrate deep into the ear holes and cannot be removed, but the miniature phone snail that Luo Feng provided her is not a publicly sold product, so she doesn't care about the user experience at all.
If the user complains to him due to disability caused by product quality problems, he can only reply: "Dear user, I am your father, there are two steps to solve the problem, the first step is to kneel, and the second step is to sing and conquer." ”
Therefore, the miniature snail is not designed to be easy to take out at all, but instead goes the other way, and specially increases the anti-removal habit of drilling deep into the ear hole in case of danger, with the purpose of shading the wearer at the right time.
Many insects have this hedging mechanism, for example, cockroaches burrow into their ears, and the more they dig, the deeper they crawl, as long as a few cockroach characteristic fragments are added to the genetic code, this function can be perfectly achieved.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor gritted his silver teeth, endured the severe pain and the high-energy infrasound noise that made her almost crazy, and said to the daughter who ran over to support her: "Quickly find a golden hairpin, help me pick out the things in my ears, hurry, hurry, I will die of pain if I delay for a while." ”
"What the hell is going on? Could it be that she was tricked? The Wine Sword Immortal was confused and couldn't help but ask.
When he was young, Jiu Jian Immortal had been in Miao Jiang for a period of time, and he had a certain understanding of Miao Jiang's Gu technique, and watching the tragic situation of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was really similar to being poisoned by Gu Poison.
"Dao Chief, that female devil's acting skills have always been superb, have you forgotten that it was time for the group to be deceived by her superb acting skills in the Demon Lock Tower?"
Luo Feng said indifferently: "If you don't believe that she is acting, just cast a spell on her that can detect Gu poison to confirm it." ”
The Wine Sword Immortal pinched a spell, and cast the "Pure Yuan Spirit Spell" in the air, and the aura flashed on the Heavenly Ghost Emperor's body, judging from the sensing information fed back by the spell, she didn't hit any negative spells at all.
Curses, toxins, and illusion effects were not detected, which meant that there was nothing abnormal in her body at all, and the Wine Sword Immortal couldn't help but believe that the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was showing off her acting skills.
This is also due to the limitation of knowledge, how did Jiu Jianxian know that there was a telephone snail the size of a grain of rice in the world, which was beyond his cognitive level, and under the influence of his blind spot in thinking, he was naturally ignored.
The gnawing and noise of the miniature snail are strictly speaking, it is a physical attack, and it does not come with any aura and demonic qi fluctuations at all, but because of the sensitive nerves in the cochlea, it has caused great pain to the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, and under the immortal test, it does not show any negative state effect in the fairy sword world at all.
There is a special hidden weakness in the monsters and demons in the world of Xianxia, that is, the outside is strong and the inside is weak, once it is drilled into the body by tiny insects, it is almost helpless, no matter how superb the magic power is, it can only endure the severe pain and torture helplessly.
For example, Princess Iron Fan was drilled into her body by Sun Wukong, in addition to sweating and crying, "It hurts, uncle, uncle, spare your life, bully your sister-in-law like this, and when your eldest brother comes back, I won't fight with you." In addition to such words, he can only bear the merciless whipping in shame and is helpless.
The miniature phone snail burrowed into the depths of the cochlea, and Little Wukong drilled into the body of the Iron Fan Princess, which is essentially the same, and neither of them can be expelled through spells.
Although the Heavenly Ghost Emperor is a ghost, he was born in the Heavenly Ghost Clan and belongs to a kind of demon and ghost, and the biggest difference from ordinary ghosts is that he has a physical body, and the physical body gives the Heavenly Ghost Clan a strong physical strength, but the price is that he has lost the characteristics of the ghost clan that blurs and penetrates matter, and he also has the hidden weakness of this demon.
Sister Wei took off the golden hairpin from her head, and used the tip of the hairpin to poke into the ear hole of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, trying to pick out the snail, but unfortunately even if the tip of the hairpin touched the deepest snail, it couldn't pierce it, and the more she tried hard, the more painful the Heavenly Ghost Emperor became.
You must know that the creature of the snail has a shell, and the golden hairpin is blocked by the hard shell, how can it puncture the soft flesh of the snail, and no matter how hard it is, it can only push the snail deeper.
Replaced by ordinary insects, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor mobilized his demonic energy to shake his whole body, and he could also shock it to death, and the microphone snail hid in a special polymer shell, and he was not afraid at all.
"No, Daddy, if you push harder, I'm going to puncture your eardrums."
Sister Wei was also sweating in a hurry, it was not easy to pick out the snail, that little thing was very strong, and the suction cup was very tight, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was unconsciously struggling because of the severe pain, and it took a lot of effort to hold her down, or it was her brother who was tall and strong to help press the Heavenly Ghost Emperor's head, and she was barely able to poke the golden hairpin into the constantly shaking ear piercing.
"Just puncture my eardrums, it's better to be deaf, I really can't stand it!"
The infrasound noise that exploded inside the ear hole almost destroyed the consciousness of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, the so-called "magic sound brain irrigation" is nothing more than that, and what is even more tragic is that the source of the sound is deep in the cochlea, blocking the ears but hearing it more clearly.
"Okay, Daddy, you have to hold back!"
Wei Mei saw that the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was already in pain, and she could only help her get rid of this ear, just when she mustered up the courage to stab the tip of the golden hairpin into the ear hole of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, the latter suddenly stopped struggling, as if the pain had stopped abruptly.
Waving his hand weakly, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor said in a low voice, "Let's do it slowly...... It doesn't hurt too much, let me breathe a little bit better. ”
It turned out that the miniature snail in her ear hole stopped the harsh noise and the sharp pain of biting, but before she could breathe a sigh, it emitted a mechanical prompt sound synthesized by a biochemical computer: "Didi, if the host destroys the sensory shielding noise, this snail will turn on the self-detonation mode, and the explosion power is equivalent to that of a thunderbolt." ”
A thunderbolt exploded in the ear hole, and the Heavenly Ghost Emperor could imagine the tragic image of his head blooming, where did he dare to let the Wei Mei Gang puncture the eardrum to relieve her from the noise trouble?
The prompt sound in his ears sounded again: "Didi, please note that the 'Best Good Baby System' has been launched, this system does not have any reward mechanism, but there are as many as 1,632 punishment modes, if the host does not complete the task according to the system prompts, he will definitely regret being born, or it is better to die early and be reincarnated." ”
After listening to this prompt, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor's face turned pale, and the whole ghost fell into the ice cellar, and his whole body stiffened with fright.
The next prompt sounds:
"Didi, the initial task of the system is on.
Objective: To convince the Wine Sword Immortal that the host is directing and acting on its own.
Task Tips: It is recommended to directly admit that you are acting, just now you are splashing and rolling in order to frame good people, and now you finally have a clear conscience and decide to admit everything, obediently admit it, and kneel down to beg Zen Master Luo to be merciful and forgiving.
Penalty for mission failure: The miniature snail will bite through the ear musculature, enter the host's brain, and release eggs in the host's brain to lay eggs, and the eggs will reach the host's organs and tissues with blood circulation, and multiply indefinitely until the host's flesh and blood are eaten. ”
No matter how stupid the Heavenly Ghost Emperor is, he finally understands that when Luo Feng gave her this miniature snail, she didn't have a good heart, and the moment she stuffed the snail into her ear hole, she was already defeated and became a puppet that Luo Feng wanted.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor was stunned for a long time, and Jiu Jianxian, Li Xiaoyao and the others couldn't hear the sound from the earbuds, and they didn't know what was going on, so they all felt very strange.
The little female ghost stood up in despair, staggered down the steps of the throne, came to Luo Feng, fell to the ground with weak knees, and said with a crying voice: "Zen master...... I was wrong. It's because I'm desperate, I'm afraid that I will be besieged and killed by you like Kong Phosphorus, so I came up with this divisive plan to frame you, since you have seen through it, I can't go on, please spare me. ”
Luo Feng just smiled, turned his head to the wine sword immortal and said, "What did the poor monk say?" You guys, you have to use your brains more when you encounter things, don't be so easy to be fooled, you are always led by others! This kind of clumsy trick can frighten you, and the poor monk really thinks that you should learn the Buddhist scriptures, increase your wisdom, and improve your discernment. ”
After counting the old wine sword fairy with a red face, Luo Feng patted the head of the little female ghost kneeling in front of him, blessed her, and said kindly: "Don't be afraid, as long as you are a good baby, there are a lot of poor monks, and they have always been full of love for female goblins, so they will not hurt you." ”
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