A bracelet thrown away by the Funny Emperor can also be turned into a long funny chain, which can lock the monk's true essence and make their faces very funny. But as soon as Lu Su made a move, he snatched the long chain.

Whoa!

The long chain was obviously dissatisfied with its new master, and kept moving, as if it was about to leave Lusu.

And the one who stayed in Lu Su's puppet was a descendant of the Demon Emperor, how could she give up the token of the Funny Emperor, "It's just a bracelet, and she dares to resist me." After having you, what more funny branches do I want? The real Sword Spirit Mountain is about to open, and no one can stop it. ”

While!

At this time, King Wigofer's doppelganger threw a wooden fish and hit Lu Su's back fiercely. When she lands, Lu Su's body loses her balance, and the funny long chain takes the opportunity to attack her. The other end of the long chain swept back, tied Lu Su, and tied her up.

Changed face.

Lu Su's face turned into a funny face, just like the group of funny heads chasing after her, all exuding a terrifying funny atmosphere.

"Funny!"

"I feel funny!"

"Hahaha, woman, you are just like us, become a believer in the Funny Emperor. ”

"Funny, funny, all the world is funny, I believe that the emperor will live forever. ”

"Only the Funny Emperor can save this hopeless world, Enchantress, let down your guard and accept the Emperor's love and funny. ”

"Emperor Xin will have eternal life!"

One by one, funny heads galloped over, caught up with Lu Su, and surrounded her. Suddenly, a huge funny head taller than a mountain rolled over, and as he landed, the little funny heads around him dodged away and made a way. "It's big brother!"

"Funny brother, you come to deal with this demon girl. ”

"Her faith is not enough, she can't stay, kill her!"

"We will not allow a traitor to be a traitor in the Funny Door, not even a rebellious heart. ”

"Big brother funny, use your antics to cut her!"

"Kill her!"

The funny heads roared loudly, obviously, most of them said that the little funny heads looked down on Lu Su, although there were a few who wanted her to convert to the funny door. But after all, the minority must obey the majority, otherwise it will be liquidated.

The huge funny head was extremely arrogant, its small eyes opened sharply, boom, boom, two golden lightning bolts slashed out, mighty, shaking the sky, within a radius of thousands of miles, as if it was the incarnation of the gods, the funny emperor. Even the funny little tree was surprised, because it also planted the urge to kneel. "Funny!" said the funny little tree angrily, the funny little heads, of course, including the biggest funny head, were all released by it, and now, it is instead affected by the funny heads, "In the dark, is the funny emperor still paying attention to me?" The funny little tree said secretly, it was cautious, thinking that it had avoided the Great Emperor and the funny mother tree.

"Shut up, you and so on. Suddenly, the big funny head shouted. As soon as it spoke, many of the little funny heads were silent, afraid to make a noise.

"Woman, we have reached an agreement with the master of Sword Spirit Mountain, if you are obsessed, there is only one way to die. Give up resistance and become the female bodhisattva of Sword Spirit Mountain!"

"Nani! Funny brother, is King Wigofer crazy, he takes a demon girl as a bodhisattva. ”

"Will the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom agree?"

"It's funny!"

"The Buddha Kingdom is really an astonishing country, and the Buddha King is also crazy. ”

The funny little heads were amazed. Equally surprising is the Funny Tree, as the Funny Heads bypass it and speak directly to King Wigofer's clone.

Things have exceeded the imagination of the funny little tree, la-la-la, countless branches danced, bursts of terrible funny breath diffused out, condensed into black mist, the bleak wind rose, the gloomy clouds were bleak, and the sky and the earth showed a bleak appearance. But the funny heads ignore the funny trees, they are the embodiment of the emperor's mind, they can not only have their own spiritual sense, but also become the emperor's microphone, which is quite amazing.

"Funny Emperor, that old thing really wants to do something to me, why did he choose to do it at this time. Am I out of use? Funny Little Tree skeptical.

Laugh at!

A comical aura as vast as a galaxy exploded directly in the sea of knowledge of the funny tree, and it was the will of the emperor that came.

"Ahh "The Emperor, it's the Emperor, please let me go, I have never betrayed the Funny Gate. ”

"You were originally a branch of the funny tree, left the mother tree, fell here by chance, and met the funny monk, he is also a genius, but unfortunately, still can't enter my funny world. The Emperor's voice was cold and majestic.

"I can only kill the funny little monk, otherwise I will die. "Funny little tree road.

"I don't blame you, you're doing a great job. The Emperor said again.

At this time, the funny little tree was puzzled, and he didn't know the true intention of the funny emperor. But he didn't dare to ask, the emperor's will directly split into its sea of knowledge, no, maybe it existed here a long time ago, but the funny little tree didn't find it, the power of the emperor, it's hard to guess.

After a while, the funny emperor said: "I have a kitchen knife, I forgot it in Jianling Mountain, you should retrieve it." ”

Nani, kitchen knives!

Funny Xiaoshu looked terrified, what does this mean, why did the emperor mention the kitchen knife, is it a test, or is it a joke?

"Undoubtedly, Bendi. The Funny Emperor said again.

"Don't dare, don't dare, never dare!" Funny Xiaoshu said hurriedly, "But what I understand is why you left the kitchen knife in Sword Spirit Mountain, and why you want to retrieve it." ”

"It's about the reputation of the funny door, you don't have to ask, just get the kitchen knife back. The Funny Emperor said displeased.

"But Sword Spirit Mountain has been destroyed. "The funny little tree pretends to be stupid and cute.

Thundered!

The terrifying emperor's power burst out in the sea of knowledge of the funny tree, and the funny lightning tens of thousands of feet high, or in the form of a human, or a mountain, or a divine gate, or a pure land, all descended together. Click, click, click, the altar of the funny little tree cracked, and countless cracks were like spider webs, all over it.

"Emperor, I was wrong, I was wrong!" said Funny Tree in fear, "Please give me another chance." Just now, that demon girl said, the real Sword Spirit Mountain is about to open, and if I fight for my life, I will also take out your kitchen knife and bring it back to the funny world. ”

"Good. The Funny Emperor sneered, "You know the times." I will leave a gadget that will protect your little life if necessary. Remember, if the kitchen knife is destroyed, three thousand worlds, countless small worlds, wherever you flee, Bendi will pull you out and kill you completely. ”

As soon as the emperor's words fell, the coercion that diffused over the funny little tree knowledge sea disappeared, as if it had never existed. And the will of the Comic Emperor is gone. "It's terrible, it's terrible!" said Funny Tree. "The Emperor left me a treasure, but how can I use it. ”

In the sea of funny trees, there is a ball of golden light, brushing and brushing! Millions of rays of light bloom, illuminating thousands of miles. And the funny little tree's body turned into a beautiful pseudo-girl, staring at the golden light, pondering to herself, and still not guessing the true intentions of the emperor.

Suddenly, the golden light split up and slashed steeply at the comical tree's consciousness. "Ah!" exclaimed the pretty puppeteer, "Emperor, you haven't told me how to use this magic weapon. ”

Boom!

The golden brilliance that came out of the way was still split on the pseudo-Niang's body, and it spread out, and suddenly, the method of using this magic weapon precipitated in the body of the funny tree, leaving a brand, the brand of the emperor, which is much more clever than the precept seal of the Buddha country. The funny little tree was miserable, and said in his heart, if he knew this was the case, he shouldn't have asked the old thing, but now it's okay, he is subject to him, and what freedom is there.

"I see. Funny Little Tree said again.

The Emperor left it with a real funny object, not a discarded funny bracelet.

Funny Heart!

In that golden light, there was a purple comical heart. That's the treasure that the emperor has sacrificed. The funny heart is not the real heart, but the funny instrument forged by the emperor to collect the wishes of believers and combine them with real funny fruits.

"The old thing is really a bloody thing. Funny Little Tree said, "But I can't refine the Funny Heart, it's a pity." ”

After getting the legal decision, the funny tree is of course urging the funny heart.

Rumble!

That golden light burst up in the sea of knowledge of the funny little tree, swinging through the sea of light, clearing the millions of thoughts. "Terrible. Funny Little Tree said in horror. "At this time, I have only one thought, and I will sacrifice myself for the sake of the funny door. ”

"No!" Funny Tree suddenly noticed something unusual.

The funny heart should be golden, why the emperor left it uncommon Ji Lao Zi. When it is carefully analyzed, "There is still a base qi near the funny heart." ”

No wonder it is purple, it turns out to be affected by the base qi. "I heard that the Funny Emperor and the supreme god of the old world have a (silenced) relationship, it turns out to be true. The funny heart he refined was all purple. The funny little monk said in his heart.

Nowadays, the funny tree has been able to motivate the funny heart, so it is even more arrogant. "Hahaha! Funny heads, get over here. ”

"Nani, is there something wrong with that's head? ”

"How dare it order me to wait. ”

"The devil listens to it. ”

"It's not easy to leave the Funny Emperor, of course we are letting ourselves go, why do we still listen to the Funny Little Tree. ”

It's not just the little funny heads, but the funny big heads are not happy anymore, they are crazier than the funny little trees, and they yearn for freedom more. For the sake of freedom, life and love can be abandoned.

And Lu Su was trapped by the long chain, and his body was also cracked, "I understand, Funny Emperor, you also want to open Sword Spirit Mountain, we have the same purpose, why can't we cooperate." Lu Su said.

Whoa!

The funny long chain suddenly left Lu Su, turned into a bracelet, and fell into her hand. And hundreds of thousands of funny breaths, like hundreds of rivers converging in the sea, submerged in Lu Su's body. In an instant, her funny face also disappeared, and she turned into a demon girl who captivated the city and the country again.

The funny heads were stunned, "Grass." ”

"Why can the demon girl take away the emperor's bracelet? ”

"Could it be that she is the illegitimate daughter of the Emperor who has been exiled here? ”

"Nonsense. It's the concubine of the emperor's doppelganger, maybe it's like this, well, it must be like this. ”

"How is this good, if she is really the illegitimate daughter of the emperor, we offend her, it is equivalent to offending the emperor, and it is a dead end. ”

"Shut up, you bunch of waste, how could she be the illegitimate daughter of the Emperor. The huge funny head exclaimed, "In my opinion, she is the Emperor's chosen believer." Only by taking refuge in the Emperor can you have eternal life. ”

Lu Su didn't explain either. She floated away in awe from the awe-inspiring gaze of her funny heads, like an immortal.

"What are you waiting for, keep up. The funny head commanded, and it was the first to follow, "Woman, you are the chosen one, we are at your disposal for the time being, you are different from the funny tree, you have more temperament." About?"

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The little funny heads in the back were speechless, it turned out that their brother Gui wanted to match the demon girl (silenced).

Bang! Bang! Bang!

One by one, little funny heads followed, what the big brother did, they naturally did. On the other hand, the funny little tree was also speechless, "Hey, I have a funny heart!" This is its foundation, and it is also a killer feature, which cannot be widely advertised, or it is better to know it yourself.

"Forget it, they're all guys who don't succeed enough and lose more than they do. "Funny little trees aren't as knowledgeable as those funny heads.

Countless purple qi cleaved out of the funny heart, leaving the sea of consciousness of the funny tree, sweeping through its body, reshaping its shell. To be precise, it is to reshape the body of the funny monk, because the funny tree occupies the body of the funny monk.

"It's good, I feel empowered. ”

Funny little tree said happily.

But along with the power came the thought of Gao Ji.

"Ringgit, is this a side effect. The funny little tree said unhappily, it didn't want to be an old man. "Let's take back all the branches and leaves first and hide them in the body of the funny little monk. ”

The branches danced, the crown, the trunk, the branches, the leaves, all of them were included in the body of the funny monk. The bones, organs, muscles, skin, and blood of the funny monk are also being reorganized.

"Hahaha, this body is more perfect, I can't bear to leave. Funny Little Tree laughed. It tried to move, and the funny little monk walked forward, a perfect old man's body, and more importantly, he was completely at the mercy of the funny little tree.

"I can only occupy the body of the parasitic body now, and sooner or later I will cultivate my human form and walk the world. Funny Little Tree said again.

Brush!

The deer went and returned, flying down in front of the funny little tree.

"Woman, you've subdued your funny head, so you think you're qualified to stand in front of me. Funny Little Tree said arrogantly.

"Yes. Lu Su smiled, "Why can't we cooperate?" ”

"Funny little tree, give you face, you want it. "Behind me, there's a group of brothers, who're as good as I am, and it's as easy to kill you as drinking water." ”

"Oba, what nonsense, just kill the funny little tree. It's actually human, and I feel uncomfortable looking at it. ”

"Funny little tree, don't think that you occupy a human shell, you are a human being. ”

"Your essence has not changed, you are still a waste branch taken from a funny tree. ”

"Don't forget what you are, eyesight is a good thing, but do you have it? ”

For some reason, the funny heads despise the funny trees, perhaps because they have no body, only a head, so they are jealous of it.

Fortunately, the funny little tree is not generally familiar with the funny heads, its purpose is to open the Sword Spirit Mountain, since Lu Su said to cooperate, why not!

"Woman, did the Funny Emperor invite you? Funny Little Tree laughed.

"Don't say. Lu Su said.

"Oh. Funny Little Tree said unpleasantly.