To be honest, it was a bit inhumane for me to let a pair of twins in their eighties have their hair pulled, so I knelt down and kowtowed to them to repay them both! Whoever treats me well, I will return it tenfold.

Putting away their hair, I looked around for the address of the perpetrator, and no one knew. So, I took out my mobile phone and called Lang Gao, who said that he didn't know about it either, and asked me to go directly to the police station to find Director Liu Qi (qi), who was preparing to go down to the village in the town.

What is the most important place in a town? There is no doubt that it is the police station, which manages the security of a town, and sometimes the people in the town government are not as good as the people from the police station, and the rural people believe in the saying that the gun is out of power.

I asked some people on the way, and I found the police station in all directions, this police station is smaller than the police station in our town, there is a wooden sign on the door, which is written in black on a white background, a few words from the police station in Liuyang Town, a few public security officers at the door, are stuffing some things into the car, and there is a young man standing next to him, about 20 years old, his facial features look very handsome, his hands are behind his back, and he looks serious.

I walked over and asked, "Excuse me, who is Director Liu Qi?" ”

The young man looked at me in surprise, walked over, and said, "I am, who are you?" ”

I handed him a cigarette and said, "I'm a friend of Director Lang, and he asked me to come to you!" "My tone is very respectful, he's the director.

He stopped his hand, took the cigarette I handed over, blocked it back, and said, "You are Chen Baxian in Lang Gao's mouth!" I happened to have something to look for you, the perpetrator is called Liu Jianping, a native of Lotus Village, a family of three died for about five or six days, the body is a little rotten and stinky, no one nearby is willing to take this funeral, I hope you can next. ”

"Me?" I pointed at myself and looked at him incredulously, isn't this, I just came to take a look, I didn't plan to take the funeral, and besides, the funeral fee of 3,000 yuan, isn't this a pit for me?

"Yes, that's you! Lang Gao praised you on the phone, saying that your funeral was done well, the coffin was carried well, and your character was even better. Liu Ji said seriously.

"Are you sure Director Lang said that?" I asked suspiciously, according to what I know about Lang Gao, he shouldn't be the kind of person who likes to brag.

"That's right, that's what Lang Gao said!" Liu Ji nodded, his tone very serious.

"Well, I don't have so many people to do the funeral, you better find someone else!" Saying that, I turned around and was about to leave, this thing looked serious, typical wanted to pit me, I was so easy to deceive!

Liu Ji hurriedly grabbed me and said, "Little brother, don't be in a hurry to leave, do you dislike the small funeral expenses?" In this way, I will add 10,000 to you, how about 13,000? ”

I stopped, according to normal funerals, the funeral expenses of 13,000 can barely continue, but the funeral of this person who died in vain will definitely cause trouble, there is no doubt about it, so 13,000 is a bit low.

Thinking of this, I ignored him, and walked forward, if Lang Gao said this, I might be next, this so-called Liu Ji, I didn't believe him, he ran the train with his mouth full, bragged and didn't even blink his eyes, and his tone was so serious that he almost caught his way.

"Brother, you wait, the price is negotiable, how much do you say you want?" Liu Ji strode over and stopped in front of me.

"Thirty thousand, one penny less, I won't take it!" I glanced at him, the price is just moderate, the child according to the custom, it doesn't cost much, mainly two adults, the husband and wife died together, pay attention to a lot, and the funeral is more complicated, you need to take a bridge, carrying the couple's 'shadow' back and forth on it 18 laps, this kind of vain death of the Nai He bridge is not good, easy to collapse the bridge, causing casualties, the general Taoist priest who opened the way, for the funeral of the person who died in vain, just in a hurry.

Liu Qi said: "Brother, Lotus Village scraped together 10,000 to buy two coffins and there are 3,000 left, considering that no one is willing to handle the funeral, the town government took 20,000 subsidies into it, a total of 23,000 is that." If you are willing to take it, you can do the next, and if you don't want to pick it up, you will find our town for a funeral. Seeing that you were introduced by Lang Gao, I am like this with you, those who do funerals in our town don't know that the town government took a subsidy of 20,000 yuan to come in. What do you think? I can't answer a word. ”

Don't say it, I really believe it when he says this, and I can't help it, what he said is reasonable, so I asked him: "Twenty-three thousand pure funeral expenses?" Who buys firecrackers, accommodation, etc.? ”

Liu Ji shook his head and said, "Twenty thousand three, you take the pure, you don't need to take care of anything, you just need to do the funeral, carry the coffin, and bury it, and we will take care of the rest of the matter." ”

I was a little moved, now what my family lacks most is money, and I want to find a breakthrough in Liu Jianping's funeral, so I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll take over this funeral." ”

"Young people are just refreshing!" As he spoke, he pulled me into their police car and said to the police officer who was driving, "Little Lizi, go to the ravine in front of Lotus Village, and let Chen Baxian take you to get the corpse up." ”

I was a little stunned and said, "I found the dead yesterday, why haven't I got a body yet?" ”

"Alas! Not to mention, those eight immortals in our town, really his mother's conscience, watching the corpse fall in the mountains (ga, la), no one wants to go down, they all say that they are afraid of being haunted. Liu Ji slapped his palm on the car door angrily, and said angrily: "After this funeral, you have to take care of the group of eight immortals, and take people's money and not personnel." ”

"With a funeral fee of 3,000 yuan, no one will definitely want to go down, this is clearly a loss of money!" I muttered.

"Who said three thousand, Lao Tzu gave them a funeral of 25,000, and no one dared to take the funeral, saying that if they took the money, they would not spend it!" The more he spoke, the angrier he became.

When I heard this, I felt that something was wrong, Made, I was fooled, and I was offered 20,000 3, and the eight immortals of their town were 25,000, but no one was willing to go. I grass, the so-called Director Liu, is too much of a pit father.

I said angrily: "Director Liu, you are a little unkind, open 25,000 for the eight immortals in your town, and 203,000 for me, this reason is unreasonable, right?" ”

He was stunned, smiled awkwardly, and said, "I'm so excited, I said one more zero, I'll give them two thousand five!" ”

My face sank, according to the rules of our industry, the funeral expenses are as much as you get, the two groups want the same price, you can't maliciously raise the price, or reduce the price, once the price is raised or lowered to let others know, this is a violation of the rules of the industry, will be rejected by everyone, and if you don't do well, you will be squeezed out of this line.

This Liu Ji opened 23,000 for me and 25,000 for the other eight immortals, if this is known to others, the first thought is that I maliciously lowered the price and disrupted the rules of the industry, so I don't want to mix in this industry in the future.

ps: It's Monday soon, Xiao Jiu cheekily asks for a recommendation ticket! The recommendation votes in everyone's hands will be smashed to Xiao Jiu!