Chapter 074, going to the banquet [Take a quick look at the book, it's already fat]
Lin Baisui and An Lili looked at each other.
Ann Lily's eyes were asking whether to send these two hunchbacked ghosts down to the underworld.
Lin Baisui's eyes replied that she was not in a hurry, and took a look at what treasures were in this treasure chest, and what the hell the other party said about the lady before making a decision.
Moreover, Lin Baisui was anxious about the IQ of the two hunchbacked ghosts in front of him.
actually regarded himself as a ghost of a new official?
They can't even tell the difference between humans and ghosts?
But you can't blame them for their low IQ when you think about it.
Whoever called the ghosts at the scene surrounded him with the stars holding the moon, plus the night was cloudy, the indoor lights were dim, and there were ghosts around him, so it was normal for the other party not to see that he was a human.
He asked curiously the two hunchbacked ghosts in front of him who respectfully sent congratulatory gifts: "How does your wife know that I am a ghost messenger of the new official?" ”
The hunchbacked ghost who presented the invitation said respectfully, "Because every time the ghost is changed, the stronghold of the ghost gate pass will basically change. In addition, some time ago, my wife learned that the previous ghost messenger Li Sheng was hit hard, so she judged that there would be a new ghost messenger to replace Li Sheng. ”
Listen to the hunchback's explanation.
In other words, the lady in their mouth must be an old ghost.
Otherwise, the other party would not have said that every time the ghost is changed, the stronghold of the ghost gate will basically change.
Again.
The reason why they found this place was because of the special reason that the Ghost Gate Pass had an absolute traction on ghosts.
"What's in this treasure chest, open it and see!"
Lin Baisui asked curiously, it was the first time in his life that he had seen a gift from a ghost, which felt quite fresh.
Judging from the appearance of a treasure chest in this process, there is still a bit of the feeling that ancient people gave gifts and congratulations to officials.
The hunchback ghost standing behind opened the treasure chest, and a pile of gold, silver, jewelry, and some porcelain suddenly appeared inside.
If this is true, it will be posted!
Lin Baisui was distressed for a while!
It's a pity, he's a human being, not a ghost, and these countless billions of underworld coins can't be used, even the gold, silver and jewelry in front of him that seem to be worth a lot of money can only be seen and not used.
The hunchback ghost in front introduced: "This is a funeral item carefully selected by my wife, I hope the adults like it." If you have time to enjoy your face, please prepare it, and the sedan chair is waiting for you outside the door. ”
The latter words, Lin Baisui didn't pay attention.
Because the four words "funeral items" in front of him deeply attracted him!
In other words, this box of jewelry is actually an antique for burial?
So is this the Qing Dynasty, or the Ming Dynasty, or a more ancient dynasty?
So, are these jewels real? The kind that can be exchanged for RMB?
Lin Baisui suddenly felt that he was going to become the real richest man!
For example, the richest man in Diancheng......
Or, the richest man in the ancient archway pedestrian street......
He coughed to hide the joy in his heart and asked, "Where is your wife's address?" ”
"A barren mountain ten miles to the west."
Do you want to go to the barren mountains and mountains with ghosts at night?
Seeing that this ghost has no malicious intentions, he purely wants to buy the ghost, curry favor with him, and avoid becoming an enemy.
Lin Baisui also wanted to see what kind of rich woman ghost this was?
It's just that if he passes over as a living person, he will definitely be exposed in minutes, but if An Lili is allowed to pass, he may not agree with each other when the time comes, and An Lili will kill the other party.
The most important thing is that he has now tacitly acquiesced that he is the new ghost, so that the two hunchbacked ghosts are respectful and polite to him.
If you tell them now that you are a human being, and the ghost is the An Lili next to you who doesn't look like a ghost, I'm afraid the other party won't believe it, right?
Even if you believe that you are human, it will only scare you!
At this time, Fan Zijian came over excitedly: "Reception banquet?" Can we go together? ”
Since it's a banquet made by ghosts, it means that the wine table is full of food that ghosts can enjoy!
Just thinking about the big fish and meat that the ghost can eat, Fan Zijian's saliva is about to flow out.
No way, after they turned into zombies, they haven't tasted big fish and big meat for a long, long time.
The hunchback ghost looked at Fan Zijian and his wife, who seemed to have just been beaten in the face, maybe the zombie and the ghost didn't look much different, so he recognized the wrong ghost again and said, "Since you are a subordinate of an adult, you can naturally go to the banquet with an adult." ”
That's great!
Fan Zijian and Cheng Lulu were so excited that they looked at Lin Baisui with pitiful eyes, meaning to beg Lin Baisui to take them over to the banquet.
"Then let's go over together!"
Lin Baisui decided, he stood up and said to An Lili: "You go and do the things discussed in front of you first, the monk stays and takes a look at the store with Officer Liu, Tian Kexin, you are optimistic about the little pudding, don't let him run around." ”
An Lili looked at the two hunchbacked ghosts vigilantly, and then reminded her to be careful, and went out with Xin Jun to run errands.
"Your Excellency, please."
The two hunchbacks stretched out their hands to signal, and the festive red sedan chair prepared outside was carried in by eight ghosts.
Lin Baisui and Fan Zijian are not ghosts, so naturally they can't go through the wall like ghosts.
It just so happened that Fan Zijian's self-recommendation could cover up his identity, so Lin Baisui said in advance: "My two subordinates are used to being attached to corpses, so you can't go through the wall directly after a while." ”
This is a fool, right?
You don't need a good ghost body, but you have to use a bulky and inflexible corpse?
secretly complained in his heart, but none of the ghosts carrying the sedan chair dared to speak.
Opening the door of the underworld, Lin Baisui walked up to the sedan chair with Fan Zijian in his arms, so that Fan Zijian could cover up the breath of a living person in his body, and it was not so easy to be detected by ghosts.
So, Lin Baisui sat on the left side. Fan Zijian sat in the middle, and Cheng Lulu sat on the right side, and was carried out of the underworld store by the ghost eight in a sedan chair.
"The guts of these three guys are really fat!"
Witnessing them leaving, the monk spoke.
He has been dealing with ghosts for so many years, and naturally he has also seen these ghosts who have established organizational forces after their deaths.
Generally speaking, this kind of ghost is a particularly ferocious existence, and it is a terrifying existence that is far above the powerful ghost.
As a result, these three guys dared to go to the banquet?
Aren't you afraid that this is a Hongmen feast!
Although he didn't know the purpose of Lin Baisui's banquet, he knew what the purpose of the slutty couple was and cheekily followed to the banquet.
In this regard, he sneered in his heart.
The world is not the underworld!
How is it possible to have normal underworld cuisine?
……
The second floor of the house behind the inner courtyard.
Tang Xuanxuan asked curiously: "Mom, why did the eldest brother and those two strange uncles and aunts suddenly disappear?" ”
This one......
Mom is curious, too!
Tang Peiling touched the girl's head and said, "They are playing tricks!" Also, don't call him big brother in the future, call him Uncle Lin, otherwise he will call his mother and aunt, and his mother will look very old! ”
"Oh......"
Tang Xuanxuan tiptoed and looked at the underworld shop as curiously as her mother, but this was originally quite a lively underworld shop, but now in their eyes, there was only a monk left.
What they don't know, however, is that.
Monks, in fact, are not human!