Chapter 1: Raiding the Regent
When Lu Xiaoyu opened his eyes again, when he breathed, it was full of the smell of feces and urine! His hand also inadvertently touched a soft, cold object.
The touch of repeated rubbing is a little different from the stickiness of the liquid on the ground, and some of them are even congealed.
She turned her head in horror, and at a glance she saw a woman behind her with ghostly black hair scattered in all directions, and her eyes turned out, crawling in a pool of blood in a strange posture!
She has seen a lot of dead people, but Leng Buding's sudden appearance in front of her still scared her heartbeat. What's worse is that the angle of the female corpse's gaze is just facing her!
The point is that this female corpse is the same color as her pupils, which are purple.
Lu Xiaoyu closed his eyes and took a deep breath, gritted his teeth towards the red light flashing above his head, and said, "Ruhua system, say it, how do you want to die!" ”
Ruhua system: "I am also desperate for system failure......"
The corner of Lu Xiaoyu's mouth twitched: "...... When have you ever had a stable system......"
Hearing that the boss was suspicious of questioning his own ability, the small universe of the flower system broke out: "Boss, we have to talk about conscience...... I teleported you directly to the Regent's Mansion in Xueyu City on the Taiyuan Continent! It's equivalent to getting you directly to the task object and letting you hook up, how do you want me to ......? ”
As the system spoke, a numb god suddenly appeared on the red light display, as if as long as Lu Xiaoyu said half a disgusted word in the next second, it would be able to hang itself immediately......
"You are not a person, you are a system, you don't need to talk to you about your conscience......"
Her system is good at everything, but she can't stand the grievances, and she can be anxious with her to say anything serious...... This is a disease, and it must be cured!
Ruhua system was defeated: "The target of this mission is more difficult, Bai Ruoheng, the helmsman of the black market in the 21st century." A pair of jade bracelets made his soul penetrate into the cracks of time and space, and the regent who could make the rivers and mountains of Xueyu City fall for him by stomping his feet on the Taiyuan Continent, which had been inherited for thousands of years. So much so that his body in the twenty-first century lay in the hospital for three years and did not wake up as a living dead......"
Lu Xiaoyu: "So the goal of our mission this time is to bring this king-like man back to the twenty-first century?" ”
System: "Yes. ”
Lu Xiaoyu stood up, fiddled with the five fingers of his left hand that resembled gold, and lowered his head into deep thought.
After a while, he asked coldly, "Are you handsome?" ”
Oh, my God! Ruhua system is becoming more and more ignorant of its boss's brain circuits......
The system flickered, as if thinking of something, and stopped talking: "Handsome than ......"
Lu Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and the depression that he had just met the dead man was swept away, "You just said that we are now in the Regent's Mansion?" So what are you waiting for, hurry up and take a look! ”
Flower system: "......"
History is always strikingly similar...... It can't even complain about its boss's behavior!
In order to complete the task and the male protagonist on the surface, arouse the interest of the male owner, once people come to the real her, she shrinks up, how many good women and men have been harmed, she doesn't have a little bit of force in her heart......?
Lu Xiaoyu walked over the female corpse with her eyes turned out in disgust, and walked towards the wide avenue ahead. I didn't know that her image was corrupted in the heart of her family system, and there was no scum left......
"Ruhua, during your boss and my mission, you are only allowed to turn on the stealth mode, and you are not allowed to sleep!"
Ruhua: I know my aunt!
Lu Xiaoyu walked halfway, seemed to think of something, turned back, turned the ring finger of his left hand that looked like gold, and immediately transformed a shovel to find a big locust tree and dig a pit to bury the female corpse.
His mouth kept parting thoughts, "Rest in peace, it's best to bless me with a successful completion of the mission this time......"
The main object of this mission is really not very easy to do, forgive her for her daily superstitions......
System: "......"
Afterwards she put away her shovel and left. I don't know if it's her hallucination, but she doesn't care if there seems to be a knock behind her. The further she went, Lu Xiaoyu had a strange feeling, it was the first time she had come here, but she was somewhat familiar, as if she had been here a long, long time ago.
She cautiously walked all the way and looked all the way, and faintly saw a large pool of water in front of her by the moonlight, which was comparable in shape and appearance to a modern version of a luxurious swimming pool.
At that time, Bai Ruoheng was naked, his arms were on the edge of the pool, and when he heard the footsteps behind him, his eyes narrowed dangerously.
"Who?"
Hearing this deep and powerful male voice, Lu Xiaoyu was so frightened that he almost stopped his heart.
"I ...... The slave is the servant girl of the restaurant! ”
When he first arrived, Lu Xiaoyu could only react quickly to the nonsense of slaves and maids and a dining room, after all, this big palace can have nothing, and the kitchen must have it, right?
And no matter who the man with his back to her in the water was, she couldn't be wrong with calling herself a slave.
Bai Ruoheng's whole body was immersed in the cold and biting pool water, and his hand pressed his uncomfortable lower body, angry: "You are the maidservant of the dining room, what are you doing in the bathhouse?" ”
At this moment, Lu Xiaoyu really wants to be a dog......
The devil knows that this is the Rausch Bathhouse......! So the clever eyes rolled around, and immediately took it into mind.
I saw Lu Xiaoyu talking nonsense, while pretending to cry and whimpering, "Don't hide it, the slave's brother once fell into the water and has been dead for three years, and tonight is my brother's death day...... Slave ......"
Forgive her for not being able to make it up......
Bai Ruoheng was about to calm down the love medicine given to him by the side concubine in the house, but the soft voice of this woman who suddenly broke into the bath garden made him feel damn good!
He carried him behind his back and just listened to her voice, and the scorching heat that was about to cool down had a tendency to slowly raise its head......
"Come here." Bai Ruoheng commanded with a breath.
Dare to use the bathing garden he spent a lot of money to build as a place to pay tribute to the dead? Since he was in a high position, no one had ever dared to be so presumptuous!
"Deaf?" Hearing that there was no movement behind him, Bai Ruoheng was a little displeased.
In order not to make the other party suspicious, Lu Xiaoyu had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and walk towards the blurred half-body back in front of him.
Hearing the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer behind him, Bai Ruoheng raised his hand and stretched out his index finger to point to the storage room next to the bath, "Take out the bathrobe inside." ”
Lu Xiaoyu bit her lip and tried her best to make her tone respectful and afraid, "Oh! ”
She originally raised her hand to hand him clothes, but he turned sideways and swept her into the pool with a wave of his palm.
Almost at the same time, Bai Ruoheng snatched the clothes from Lu Xiaoyu's hand before she fell into the pool, volleyed ashore, and changed them neatly in the blink of an eye.
"Didn't anyone tell you what the consequences would be if you dirty the baths of the palace?"
The pond water suddenly poured into Lu Xiaoyu's ears and nose, and she was very uncomfortable.
"Forcing someone to drink your bath water is enough to beat them up?"
Oh yes! This guy is sick, right?