Chapter 17: Robbery

"It seems that ghosts are still human after all, otherwise why can't they escape selfishness?" Gao Lang quipped.

"Not necessarily, many ghosts in the underworld have existed since the appearance of the underworld, such as Meng Po on the Nai He Bridge, Black and White Impermanence, Ten Palaces Yama, and so on." Kude said.

"The seventh master and the eighth master are actually aborigines of the underworld, so why are they ......" The second monk Gao Langzhang was puzzled. Legend has it that Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuyi were impermanent ghosts after their deaths and served the underworld.

"Don't you know that there is a condition called reincarnation? In fact, there are many immortals who are unable to go further because of their own limitations, so they take some measures to make up for themselves, and reincarnation is just one of them. "Kongde Dao.

At this time, the door of the mediation room opened from the outside, and two policemen came in the door, the brim of their hats was pressed so low that they couldn't see their faces clearly, and one of them said, "You two, stop talking, you can go now!" ”

Gao Lang heard that he could go, stood up and stretched, and was about to go out, but found that neither Zhao Niansheng nor Kong De had moved.

"What are you doing? Planning to spend the New Year here? Gao Lang reached out to pull Kongde.

Kong De gave Gao Lang a look, Gao Lang became vigilant, turned his head to look at the two policemen who came in, and couldn't help but be startled, the two didn't pay attention when they came in just now, and now they found that one has horns on his head and the other has a pair of ears.

"Who gave you the courage to meddle in the affairs of the yang world." Gao Lang ignited a nameless anger and scolded loudly.

"I was actually recognized, Ah Ming, I just said to rush in directly, grab people and run, you have to listen, this is a shame!" The man with the horns raised his head, showed a silly smile, and greeted the long-eared man beside him.

"Since you tear your face, there's no need to be verbose, Ah Pong, do it." Ah Ming showed his true face, holding the spirit banner in his hand and was about to catch Zhao Niansheng.

Kong De sat and watched the excitement for a long time, he didn't think that Zhao Niansheng would be easily caught at this time.

The combat power of the bull-headed Ah Pang and the horse-faced Ah Ming is at best about the same as black and white impermanence, and even weaker, and the ghost king that the two old brothers may not be able to handle can be caught? That's a big joke.

Gao Lang didn't care so much, holding the camera in front of Zhao Niansheng, he silently recited in his heart: 'Ten thousand laws are uncertain, open!' Gao Lang looked at the four modes on the camera, gritted his teeth and directly selected the "scattered" word mode, and raised the camera at one of them.

"Bastard, I can't do it." When Kongde saw Gao Lang's adjusted mode, he was so frightened that his soul was about to fly out!

Let's not say that the bull head and horse face are the yin gods of the underworld, even if they are ordinary ghosts, if their souls are scattered, then they will also be burned by karmic fire, and if there is no merit to protect the body, there is basically only a dead end.

"Kongde, I advise you to be nosy and take this mortal away quickly, otherwise even if your master comes, he won't be able to save you." Ah Ming said with a cold face.

Hearing that the two of them dared to threaten, Gao Lang was even more angry, he stopped Kong De with one hand, raised the camera with the other hand to point at Ma Mian Amin, and pressed the shutter with his index finger.

The shutter sound did not sound, and Gao Lang's intuitive finger was broken, and he couldn't press it down. And at this moment, a familiar voice came from his ear:

"As a person who is poor in the underworld and possesses the yang world for no reason, this is the second sin; If you have a mistake, you don't change, and you try to escape, which is the second sin; Wanting to take away people's souls and satisfy their own selfish desires is the third sin. Come with me and be punished. ”

Niu Tou Ma looked nervous, cold sweat broke out, and after thinking about it again, he bowed down and said, "I've seen Lord Song." ”

Gao Lang looked at the yin who had given him a meeting gift, a little confused, he turned his head to look at Kong De, waiting for an explanation.

"This is Lord Song Ci of the Punishment Division." After Kong De explained in a low voice, he ran to Song Ci and said, "Your old man came by himself, where is my master?" ”

"Your master also has a lot of things, if you care about him, it doesn't hurt to go down with me." Song Ci raised his eyebrows and said.

Kong De waved his hand again and again, stepped aside and stopped talking.

Song Ci looked at Gao Lang again, and said in a deep voice: "Don't act recklessly in everything, although you have no cultivation now, but you lack experience and knowledge, follow your senior brother for a few years, and your master will have a heavy responsibility to be entrusted to you in the future." ”

Gao Lang nodded, although he had a stomach full of doubts, but he also understood that now was not the time.

"My lord, although our brothers are from the underworld, we are not controlled by anyone, but only obey the Bodhisattva's orders, is it inappropriate for you to do this?" Amin said boldly.

Song Ci opened his mouth and said: "In that case, it is also the meaning of the Bodhisattva to catch Zhao Niansheng back?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, the Bodhisattva made a grand wish: the underworld is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha. How can we go against the Bodhisattva's wishes? Ah Pong was still smiling and shook his head again and again.

"Would you like to go back with me?" Song Ci looked at Zhao Niansheng who had been hiding in the corner.

"I don't want to, I have missed too much in the flower world, and I want to play for a few more years." Zhao Niansheng directly refused.

Song Ci casually mentioned it, and raised another soul from Zhao Niansheng's body at this time, that soul was muddy and lifeless, he turned his hand and put away the soul, and said to Zhao Niansheng: "Thirty years later, you will come back by yourself." ”

Zhao Niansheng thought for a long time and nodded in agreement.

Song Ci left with Niu Tou and Ma Mian, and the two policemen also came to their senses, they felt as if they had forgotten something, but they couldn't remember anything, and said to Gao Lang and the others: "You can go!" Follow me through the formalities! ”

When they came out of the police station, it was already more than three o'clock in the morning, and the three of them found a night market stall to eat Haisai, and after they were full of wine and food, they knew that Zhao Niansheng had nowhere to go, so they took him home.

As soon as I got home, I didn't sit down, but I found that Black and White Impermanence was actually sitting on the sofa in the living room, as if waiting for them to come back.

When Kong De saw these two, he instantly became refreshed, and he took three steps and two steps, and stretched out his greasy hand in front of Hei Wuchang.

"Mission failure, no pay." Fan Wuyi said without changing his face.

Kong De instantly exploded, pointed at his nose and scolded: "Fart, don't think that the poor road doesn't know, this is all your bureau." This time I offended the two things, and the poor road will not have a good time in the future, so it should be regarded as compensation, okay? In the end, Kongde turned into a soft talk.

Xie Bi'an took out an oval-shaped black pill and threw it to Kong De, and said, "All this today is really a coincidence, and it was not deliberately arranged by us. But because the result is not bad, the boss said that you will be credited. ”

Kong De stretched out his hand to catch the pill, tugged it on his sleeve, and said with a smile: "If you have something to say, you promise to be on call." ”