Chapter 029: Chen Nan is like eating shi
Father Chen leisurely made a cup of tea, lifted the lid of the teacup, took a sip, and said, "Oh, this tea is good." ”
"Yes, yes, okay, hehe, I'll buy you some dad when I go back." Chen Nan said diligently, and at the same time, the movements in his hands did not stop.
Father Chen glanced at Chen Nan, who was beating his legs, and said coldly: "Hmph, there is nothing to be courteous or a thief!" ”
Chen Nan's face is so black!
What's that?
Obviously you want to fix me, how can you make it like I'm begging you...
"Dad, I was really wrong, you spare me!" Chen Nan said with a sincere smile.
Father Chen glanced at him and said, "Okay, okay!" ”
Chen Nanru was amnesty, and said excitedly: "It's really good, dad is really interesting, haha!" ”
However, Chen's father's next sentence poured cold water on Chen Nan
"But the review book has to be handed in."
Poof, Chen Nan almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, what is this, I can't write to death in 20,000 words of review, -_-///
Chen Nan adheres to the spirit of not abandoning or giving up, and whispers in Chen's father's ear
"Dad, heroes should be big, Dad, you are the hero in my mind, go around me once, what do you say?"
"I'm not a hero, I'm playing"
"Hehe, Dad, you are so good, you must not be careful, right, spare me once!"
"It's not impossible!"
"Really?"
"But the review book has to be handed in!"
"Rely on" →_→
……
In the end, poor Chen Nan still couldn't escape his father's grasp, and crawled back to the bedroom to write a review in a sick state.
"It's crazy!" Chen Nan was crazy.
How do you want me to write a 20,000-word review book, I can't make up the number of words, my head is going to explode......
Mother Xipi, don't want to, sleep!
Chen Nan fell asleep at the end, and before going to bed, he also glanced at the progress of the system upgrade, which has reached 45%, and it is estimated that it should be able to be completed tomorrow morning, a little bit of expectation.
"Mystery ● Fall asleep in one second"
……
Early the next morning, Chen Nan was woken up by his old sister, he was crazy, he was dreaming that he was dating Zhou Gong's daughter, and he was in deep love, but he was woken up like that!
What a deal!
"Chen Keke, what are you crazy about
What are you calling me up to do in the morning? Chen Nan said in a daze.
"Oh, brother, you said okay to take me to eat, you won't regret it!" Chen Keke said angrily, and there was a little cuteness in his anger.
Chen Nan can be regarded as convinced of his sister, he is really angry.
Chen Nan closed his eyes and said in a daze: "Ah... Yes... I haven't woken up now, can't you find your little boyfriend? ”
Chen Keke was so angry, he pointed at Chen Nan and yelled: "Ahhhhh ”
Chen Nan slapped his head, it's over, I can't run this time, this Nizi doesn't plan to let me go.
In this way, Chen Nan invited Chen Keke to breakfast with dark circles under his eyes.
Fried dough sticks, steamed buns, and a cup of soy milk.
Chen Keke glanced at Chen Nan
, my roasted duck, my braised chicken feet, my braised chicken sauce duck, liar!
"Liar! Hum! Chen Keke glared at Chen Nan and inserted the chopsticks directly into the big bun.
"Hey, hey, I'm so poor, how can I afford to eat, really!"
"I don't care, you promised me."
"Hey, you can't be so serious!"
"I'll be serious about how to recruit, you men are all the same, and you won't recognize people when you put on pants."
Chen Nan: ????
wtf
The eyes of the surroundings suddenly focused on Chen Nan, Chen Nan was so embarrassed, what is this little girl talking nonsense.
The old ladies and some middlemen around all looked at Chen Nan and muttered in their mouths.
"Young people nowadays, really, alas"
"It's unseemly."
"This girl is so pitiful, and this man is not a good thing!"
"Alas, what a pity!"
……
"Damn, who did you learn all this from?" Chen Nan said angrily.
"You care about me, stinky man." Chen Keke tilted his head to the side and said disgustedly.
Chen Nan's head brushed up with three black lines, and he felt that the eyes around him suddenly increased.
Suddenly, a hand was on Chen Nan's shoulder, and Chen Nan looked back and saw that it was a middle-aged man, but Chen Nan didn't know him at all.
The middle-aged man said arrogantly: "Young man, are you a man!" ”
Chen Nan: ????
"This is my sister, my sister, not my woman!"
"Humph! I see you like this, who believes you? ”
"Ahh
"I don't believe you"
“……”
Poof, Chen Keke suddenly laughed while watching.
Chen Nan glanced back at her and said, "I'll clean you up when I go home." ”
"Slightly" Chen Keke stuck out his tongue and smacked his horse.
Chen Nan turned around and explained
"Uncle, this is really my sister, oops, what do you want?"
"Really?"
"I didn't lie to you."
"Unbelief"
"Damn"
……
In the end, Chen Keke admitted it, and the middle-aged man was willing to stop, and when he left, he gave thousands of instructions.
"Sister, if he bullies you, you tell your uncle, uncle will help you beat him, I live in ××××, what is there to find me!"
Chen Nan brushed up three black lines in his head, damn, I still don't believe it, damn.
After returning home, Chen Nan gritted his teeth, and the hatred in his heart.
"You're done, Chen... Can... Can! Chen Nan gritted his teeth and said.
Chen Keke took a sip of soy milk comfortably, showed an expression of enjoyment, and said, "Ah, it's so sweet."
"Hey, hey, aren't you listening to me, I'm angry, please!"
"Ah, one more bite!"
"Hey, you can't help me put it in my eyes, Chen Keke, you're going to rebel!"
"Ah, that's sweet, take another bite."
"Chen! Can! Can! Chen Nan stared at Chen Keke and shouted through gritted teeth.
Chen Keke bit the straw and glanced up at Chen Nan.
"Hiccup~"
Chen Nan: ......
Chen Nan is bitter in his heart, he is too a bully, woo woo~
Chen Keke was happy in his heart: "Heh, little sample, fight with me, my sister holds the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicks the Beihai Kindergarten." You're tender! ”
Chen Nan sat on the sofa angrily, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and secretly said in his heart: "If you don't apologize to me, I will ignore you!" Hmph"
If Chen Keke knew what Chen Nan was thinking, he would be forced to die of laughter, a big man was still coquettish, tsk, it was terrifying.
Chen Nan will definitely reply shamelessly: Why can't you recruit it, hum.
Chen Keke looked at Chen Nan with an angry look, turned around and said, "Hey, what's wrong, oh... I'm depressed."
Chen Nan brushed up three black lines on his head and ignored her.
"Oh... Sure enough, I'm depressed, I'll show you the garden baby, and open up your mind. ”
Chen Nan couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Hey, Chen Keke, you play with me!" ”
Poof, Chen Keke laughed: "Hahahaha, you know no, you were just like a resentful woman, hahaha, that expression, it's simple, hahaha." ”
"Chen! Can! Can! I'm going to play with you! ”