Pick up your glass and drink it one by one. Stimulated by alcohol, I remembered many things in my mind, such as the first time I drank alcohol was in the fifth grade of elementary school. The text "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" made me curious about wine———— Wu Song can drink eighteen bowls, how much can he drink? So I secretly took out the gift wine issued by my mother's unit for the Mid-Autumn Festival and drank it, and it was nothing big to go down in two bottles. Since then, I have started my drinking career, and I don't know how much I drink, but I have never been drunk anyway. It wasn't until more than two months ago, on the first anniversary of my mother's death, that I missed my mother's sorrow and borrowed alcohol to kill my sorrows, and I experienced the taste of drunkenness for the first time. As a result, the only time in his life he was drunk, he made a big mistake. Thinking of this, I let out a sigh from the deepest part of my heart.

Xiao Lin sat opposite, she drank as much as I wanted, beer, white wine and red wine took turns, and a few bottles went down and didn't pour them. But he was already drunk, and began to talk and laugh, and the usual stuffy gourd was almost like two people: "You know...... Slashing ...... And...... Slash the Zombie ...... What the...... Is there a difference? Slashing ...... Whatever you want...... How to chop, just chop...... Look at the zombie ...... Keep your mouth shut...... Wear glasses...... Don't let the dirty blood ...... into the mouth...... ...... in the eyes"

I drank slowly and methodically while watching Xiao Lin look foreign. After drinking a few more bottles, he saw that Xiao Lin's speech was becoming more and more inverted, so he said, "Okay...... Don't drink it...... Drink again and hurt your body. ”

Xiao Lin smiled: "What...... Stunned...... I...... Tell you...... There is no way to beg for mercy...... Shout ...... Grandfather. ”

I laughed and said, "I don't know how thick the sky is when I drink like this." ”

Xiao Lin stretched her waist, the bones on her body "snapped", and her chest was even more bulging. Suddenly, there was a "snap", and a button on my chest burst out, hitting the corner of my forehead. I leaned back in the chair next to me, holding my head.

Xiao Lin "giggled" and laughed: "Who...... I don't know how high the sky is...... Thick ground? No...... Do it...... Can be taught...... Train you...... Go to the bathroom...... Come out...... Let's continue to spell ......" After speaking, he stood up and walked to the bathroom three times in one step.

I rubbed my forehead, watched her graceful figure enter, and thought to myself: Of all the people who fight with me, this little lady is the most difficult to deal with. Just thinking about it, when she heard a "wow", Xiao Lin vomited in the bathroom. My heart immediately became proud: Xiao'er, dare to fight with me!

Looking at Xiao Lin like this, I can't do anything else today! Wait for her to come out and let her sleep for a while. That's it! I stood up and walked to the balcony to take a look, and the zombies on campus seemed to be increasing, but they were still blocked out. There is still not a single zombie in the family area! Remembering that he hadn't wiped his gun for the past few days, he pulled out his pistol and sat on the sofa, ready to wipe it.

After waiting for a long time, Xiao Lin didn't come out, so he shouted at the bathroom: "What's wrong with you?" You okay? ”

There was no response in the bathroom. When I walked over and took a look, my blood suddenly began to surge: Xiao Lin was already drunk, lying on her back, her shirt was taken off and thrown aside, and only the bra was left on her upper body, which was like a little snow on Mount Fuji, only covering a small half of the upper half, and most of the base was exposed, with a panoramic view. In the face of this snow-white carcass, I only felt that my mouth was dry, and I involuntarily squatted down, stretched out my hands and pressed them on the two peaks, and kneaded them gently.

Xiao Lin's breasts are like two huge yurts, full of weight, one hand can't hold them at all, and the snow-white breast meat keeps changing shapes between my fingers, as if proudly announcing to me the size and elasticity.

Xiao Lin let out a soft "hmm", I withdrew my hand like an electric shock, and instantly came to my senses: What am I doing? How could I do such a thing!? If it goes on like this, it won't be able to hold on! So he slapped himself twice, which was not only a punishment for himself, but also made his brain more sober.

Panting for air, he tried to calm his beating heart. Only then did I remember that I couldn't let Xiao Lin lie on the floor of the bathroom like this, and I had to put her on the sofa. So his hands went under her armpits, grabbed her upper body and dragged her out. I drank a little too much, and I didn't exert much strength in my hands; In addition, this little girl has flesh on her body, and she can't drag it a little. As soon as I got out of the bathroom, I was out of breath. After taking two more steps, he suddenly tripped over something under his feet, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and grinned in pain.

Xiao Lin fell aside, woke up again, and asked in a daze, "Divide ...... There is no ...... of victory or defeat."

I'm so angry and funny, I'm drunk like this, and I'm still thinking about winning or losing! He said, "Okay, let's decide the winner!" Even if I lose, stop you for a while. ”

Xiao Lin lay on the ground and said vaguely: "Win...... It's about winning...... Lose or lose...... If you lose, what doesn't count! He struggled to get up twice, but he didn't get up, and said, "...... Help...... I used to ......"

I smiled and shook my head: "No, you just lie on your stomach honestly!" ”

Xiao Lin said loudly: "Hurry up...... Help me...... Past...... Otherwise...... In this life...... Follow...... You're not done......"

I said to her, "It's not over, it's not over, I won't help it anyway." ”

Xiao Lin said loudly: "I am dignified...... Country...... Army...... Warrant Ensign...... How...... Likely to lose to ...... One...... Continental ...... Little Furry Kid...... Help me over......"

I laughed and said, "What **** lieutenant?" Drunk nonsense, why don't you say that you are the old king, and you just finished the queen mother. ”

Xiao Lin lay on the ground and snorted, unable to hear what she was saying again.

I rolled my eyes and thought: This little girl is so heavy, it's too hard to drag up, it's better to let her go to the sofa by herself. So he said to her loudly: "Otherwise, if you can climb on the sofa, I will admit defeat." ”

Xiao Lin looked at me with drunken eyes and said, "Really...... Then I climbed...... Don't regret it. After saying that, he tried hard and began to climb towards the sofa, but because he drank too much, he staggered and couldn't climb at all.

I pointed at her and laughed. Xiao Lin smiled: "What are you laughing at?" Wait...... I crawl ...... In the past, you ...... Lose......" Before the words fell, his body fell to the ground. I burst out laughing again. saw that although Xiao Lin's body couldn't get up, she still didn't give up, and her two arms were desperately pulling on the tiles.

I held my stomach and continued to laugh, saying, "Do you know what you look like now? Like a zombie with a broken leg. ”

Xiao Lin turned over hard, turned her back to the sky, and muttered, "Okay, wait for me...... Come here...... I...... Want...... Ate you. ”

I stopped laughing, shook my head helplessly, and said, "Okay, can you eat when you wake up?" Again, he used his strength to nurture her and dragged her to the couch.

"You...... Want...... Why? Xiao Lin asked.

I panted and said, "Help you to the couch and sleep." ”

Xiao Lin writhed in my arms: "Sleep...... It's all ...... In bed...... I'm just ...... No...... On the couch...... Sleep ......"

I turned my head to see that the bed in the bedroom was about the same distance from the sofa in the living room, so I reluctantly agreed: "Okay, little ancestor, go to bed and sleep ......" said and changed direction and dragged it to the bed.

Xiao Lin was at ease, motionless and let me drag him, a pair of drunken eyes couldn't help but look around, and suddenly asked, "Here...... What the...... Time...... Become...... New house? You're going to marry me...... Is it? ”

, this little lady drank too much, and even forgot that this is a new house. So I replied loudly, "It's not that I want to marry you, it's our son who wants to marry a daughter-in-law!" ”

Xiao Lin froze for a moment, trying to raise her head to look me in the eye. I was nervous: she would get angry and jump up and beat me up if she took advantage of her like this. Although she is drunk now, a punch may not be lethal, but it can't be unguarded. So he hurriedly tensed his muscles and prepared to be beaten.

Who knew that after Xiao Lin blinked her eyes vigorously, the next words made me completely stupid: "Really, why don't I ...... Know? What the...... When was it born? This...... Bastard ...... Where is it? You...... Take him ...... Call me...... Marry a daughter-in-law...... I didn't even tell my mother, and I used ...... The sole of the shoe broke his leg. As he spoke, he struggled to untie his boots.

Xiao Lin writhed in my arms, almost unable to hold it, I hurriedly followed the words and made up: "That kid ran away early and went on his honeymoon with his daughter-in-law." It's just the two of us at home. ”

Xiao Lin pointed to the door and scolded, "Okay, you...... The little beast married his daughter-in-law...... Forget about my mother. How did my mother raise you with a handful of and urine......"

I couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately hugged my stomach and laughed like crazy, snot and tears flowed out together. If it weren't for Xiao Lin also falling down and pressing on me, I would have rolled all over the ground a long time ago.

Xiao Lin lay on top of me, looked at me and asked strangely, "Are you smiling...... What the? ”

I laughed intermittently, desperately squeezing out a few words: "I laugh at my ...... With you...... It's okay......"

Xiao Lin muttered, "I really ...... Forgot...... When...... Born ...... With you...... How many are there in total? ”

I had gradually stopped, as soon as I heard this; Burst into laughter again: "Not much...... It's only eight ......"