Chapter 138: Uninvited Guest, Uninvited Voice
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Chi Nong said: "I know that there is a family in our city, and our ancestors have passed down a very strange secret technique, which is good at manipulating and taming all kinds of animals. If you can bring them in, you might be able to find out the culprit. ”
My heart moved: "You mean the Jiang family?" ”
Chi Nong read the head: "Jiang Mingyi, the speaker of the Jiang family, seems to have not appeared for many years, and I don't know if he is still alive." ”
"Don't talk nonsense!" Brother Cheng said: "Jiang Mingyi has a deep friendship with the Mai Chen family, and he is the uncle of Chen Yuanfang, the original Mai god, of course he is still alive!" ”
Chi Nong frowned: "Then where is he now?" ”
"How do I know?" Brother Cheng said: "The gods don't know where they went, and he must have lost it with him." ”
"It's a pity." Chi Nong said: "The heroes of the older generation have all disappeared, what has become of the art world now." ”
"Let's not talk about them yet." I remembered the nightmare I had just now, and I said: "Double nightmares have a certain warning effect, I dreamed that Brother Cheng bit my finger, but I woke up, and then there was really a cockroach biting my finger." If we hadn't woken up from a nightmare, I'm afraid the three of us would have been surrounded by cockroaches unknowingly, and if we were stunned by the collective stool of those cockroaches in our sleep, the consequence would be that the three of us would have been gnawed to the bone! Therefore, how to protect yourself in the future is very important! We can't just die out of nowhere. ”
Chi Nong read his head and said: "Instead of sitting still, it is better to take the initiative, it seems that we can't stay at home all the time, we have to find a way to find Yang Liu!" Catch her! ”
Brother Cheng said: "I just don't know where she is hiding." ”
Chi Nong said: "It must be nearby." ”
Brother Cheng said: "Yes, it must be nearby!" Let's catch her and make Zhengzi a daughter-in-law! ”
Chi Nong said: "You have to abolish her ability first, otherwise Zhengzi won't be able to stop her." ”
Brother Cheng said: "Do you think she will call the police and sue us for abducting and trafficking women?" ”
Chi Nong said: "Probably not, she was originally a cult, besides, she also has a leg with Zhengzi." I guess deep down I wish we could do this. Isn't it, Zhengzi? ”
Me: "......"
Chi Nong said: "Okay, no kidding, if we get into trouble with the different five elements, we are really unlucky." Now it's just a master in the hall, and we're like this, and there are still few people who bully us. ”
After Chi Nong said these words, I suddenly felt a heavy feeling in my heart, my Five Elements Qi is still incomplete, the dark stains have not been resolved, but the different Five Elements are so rampant, I will be very sad in the future!
Brother Cheng said: "Let's take one step at a time, who knows what will happen in the future, the top priority now is to quickly clear the oil thief away, so that we can go back to sleep." ”
Saying that, Brother Cheng was about to go into the house, so I grabbed him and said, "You don't need to go in, let's pour all the remaining oil outside, draw out all the cockroaches, and clean the house in the future." ”
Chi Nong glanced at me appreciatively, and then glanced at Brother Cheng: "I can't figure it out, they all have the same surname and one father, why is there such a difference in IQ!" ”
"Fuck off! You're not stupid! ”
Brother Cheng immediately pinched with Chi Nong again, and while the two scolded each other, they poured oil on the ground, pouring more outside than in the house, and those oil-hungry cockroaches poured out of the house like crazy, and pounced on the oil stains one after another!
My scalp was numb when I saw it, and I said to Brother Cheng and Chi Nong, "What if we read this oil?" ”
Brother Cheng laughed and said, "Cook all the oil thieves!" Fried oil thief, replenish the body of the dead veterinarian! ”
Chi Nong "vomited", scolded Brother Cheng a few times, and then said seriously: "But when Zhengzi said this, it reminded me of one thing." Cockroaches are too tenacious, even if they are poisoned and trampled to death, the eggs in their stomachs will continue to grow, eat the mother's meat, and grow up quickly, that is to say, a dead cockroach can give birth to at least four or five live cockroaches, and these live cockroaches are likely to be resistant, and it will be difficult to poison them next time. ”
"Is it so powerful?" Brother Cheng was surprised.
Chi Nong read the head: "It's better to burn it clean!" ”
Brother Cheng didn't say a word, and immediately ran back to the house to get a lighter, and when he came out, Brother Cheng directly read the oil on the ground.
For a while, the fire was raging, black smoke was everywhere, and the front of the villa was very bright, and it was estimated that people standing a few miles away would see the black smoke billowing here.
Fortunately, it was at night, and if it was daytime, someone might call the fire alarm.
The sound of "crackling" in the fire was endless, and it was all the sound of burning cockroaches.
Our noses have returned to their normal taste recognition function, and for a while, the smell of oil smoke and an unusually unpleasant smell, mixed with the sour and astringent meat aroma came to the surface, which made people almost disgusting!
I quickly dodged to the side and stood upwind to avoid smelling those smells again.
Brother Cheng was very interested, and after running forward, he went to pick up many branches and sticks and threw them into the fire to make the fire even stronger.
Strange to say, although those cockroaches were burned by the fire, they still refused to leave, and many cockroaches even rushed into the fire without hesitation, turning into small fireballs and scattering into ashes, like moths to a fire.
Chi Nong sighed: "It seems that these smell of oil smoke can attract cockroaches more, and the firelight also has a fatal allure to them, and under the double effect, they will pounce even if they are crushed to pieces." People die for money, and birds die for food, and it's true. ”
was sighing, a puff of black smoke in the villa, billowing out, the smell of oil smoke choked us for a while, Chi Nong hurriedly looked back, his face changed instantly, and asked Brother Cheng: "You also read the oil in the house?" ”
Brother Cheng read the head: "Yes, I also added a lot of oil." ”
"I'm you!" Chi Nong scolded and rushed towards the villa.
Brother Cheng shouted loudly: "What are you afraid of, the floor in the house is terrazzo, and it can't be burned!" ”
I patted Brother Cheng on the shoulder and said, "Brother Cheng, the ceiling is going to turn black." ”
Brother Cheng scratched his head: "This ......"
"Let's go check it out."
I took Brother Cheng and ran back to the villa, as I expected, the ceiling was really blackened, for this reason, Chi Nong was red-eyed, he had to strangle Brother Cheng, and finally Brother Cheng promised to clean up the cockroach feces on the ground three times, and Chi Nong was counted as a stop.
This cockroach plague kept the three of us busy until dawn, and we cleaned up the inside and outside of the villa, and almost all the mattresses and mats were thrown away.
And the three of us were also bitten with blood, thanks to Chi Nong, who was a doctor and gave us all medicine, otherwise with the dirt of cockroaches, the wounds would definitely be infected, and then some eggs or something would be born in the flesh, and the result would be death.
When we were tired, hungry, we ate something indiscriminately and hurried to sleep.
The day was spent in a state of utter chaos.
The night soon came, we got up one after another, sat on the sofa and gossiped, Brother Cheng said with some uneasiness: "Two days have passed, Zhengzi, are you sure?" ”
I know that Brother Cheng is talking about the Zheng family, that is, whether the bait I placed was bitten or not.
Chi Nong glanced at him and said, "Zhengzi is not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry?" It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry! ”
Brother Cheng's eyes widened, and he was about to speak, when I suddenly heard a slight sound in the distance, and Brother Cheng immediately fell silent, and we looked out the window together in a daze.
I concentrated on my heart, my ears penetrated, and I listened to the eight directions with the technique of crosstalk, and after a while, I said in a deep voice: "Listen, there is a voice coming. ”
Brother Cheng read the head: "Could it be that Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived?" Is the Zheng family here? ”
Chi Nong grinned: "How can it be so fast, it's not even two days." ”
I said, "It's footsteps, someone is coming." The footsteps are short and fast, the rhyme is empty and chaotic, the Lord is worried, and the uninvited guest has arrived! But ......"
I suddenly heard a murmur, just like the "muffled sound" of the twelve rhythms recorded in the "Yishan Gonglu • Xiangyin Chapter", "It seems to come from a low eaves, snorting in the belly of a cow, sad and slow, low and short rhyme, it is a muffled sound...... Its appearance is like floating, and its return is like a subdued, it is the muffled sound of yin and yang, the main culprit! ”
I muttered, "Why is there a hint of evil in this voice?" ”
"Omen?"
Chi Nong was slightly startled, and looked at Brother Cheng.
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