Chapter 167: Sun is blind
When he heard this, the cold sweat behind Shangguan Yang instantly broke out again. Fortunately, his concentration was enough, as if he didn't understand, he tilted his head to Qiu Li, and said, "Mr. Qiu Li, are you talking about the direction of the room?" If you like my house, just change it. I don't have any possessions, so I can switch them now if I want to change them. ”
When Shangguan Yang spoke, Qiu Li kept looking at him coldly. waited until the neighbor finished speaking, and then he spoke: "Mr. Shangguan's ability to pretend to be stupid is even more advanced than yesterday's illusion, since this is the case, Mr. Shangguan will continue to pretend to be stupid." However, Qiu has something to advise Mr. Shangguan, the arrow is off the string, whether it is in the court or in the building, it can't stop it from hitting the bull's-eye. ”
After saying that, Qiu Li gave a half-salute. Without waiting for Shangguan Yang to return the salute, he walked in the direction of the atrium without looking back. Looking at Qiu Li's back, Shangguan had already guessed the origin of this person. After Qiu Li's back disappeared completely, he muttered: "I can't imagine that a small Zhaoxian Pavilion is actually hiding a dragon and a crouching tiger." But there should be one person who didn't show up......"
Qiu Li's appearance made Shangguan Yang nervous all night, and he avoided Qiu Li's direction and walked to the hotel. Before I could enter the pavilion, I smelled the smell of burning fur in the air. This may be a monk practicing the art of fire control, Shangguan Yang didn't pay much attention to it, and walked directly into the lower hotel.
Because he was almost struck by lightning last night, this made the monks who got off the hotel a little unsure of the relationship between the three people in the hotel post and Shangguan Yang. Originally, I thought that the generous priest named Wu Mian had a holiday with Shangguan Yang, but last night he took the lead in this trick, which made the monks who thought they had a advantage not understand what was going on.
Seeing that these monks were all looking at him with a wary gaze, Shangguan Yang was also a little bored. I thought that after he came in, there would be monks who didn't like him to come and find fault. However, Shangguan Yang walked around this circle, and there were indeed many people staring at him, but there were no people who wanted to come over to find trouble. If you take the initiative to find fault and be beaten, a discerning person will immediately see that something is wrong.
Shangguan walked around the hotel with a frown, just thinking about leaving. Suddenly smelling the aroma of barbecue coming from the back of this pavilion, Shangguan Yang was curious, and after walking out of the pavilion, he went around to the place where the aroma came out. I saw three people squatting at the back of the house, and among the three of them there was a small charcoal basin, barbecuing the big swallow that was replaced by himself with illusion yesterday and thrown here.
Now this big swallow has plucked its feathers and removed its internal organs, and it has been roasted into a jujube red in a charcoal basin, and the grease dripping on the charcoal after the sebum is roasted exudes a strange fragrance that makes people's fingers move. Hearing the sound of footsteps, the three people who were barbecuing game looked back at him in unison. The three of them were all smiling, but after seeing that the person who came was the Shangguan Yang who was playing tricks yesterday. The faces of two of them sank instantly, and only the monk who sat at the end of the year with a not very good eye smiled and said: "Third master, you are so clever when you come back, Dayan has just been roasted, you smell this smell, and you won't change the pork from last night......"
An older monk sitting next to him snorted and said to the man with bad eyes, "Blind Sun, take a good look." Can't you see the appearance of a person clearly, and can't you see the size clearly? Do you look at this juggler like a six or seven-year-old doll? ”
"I just said that when I went back to get wine, why did I still grow up?" The monk who was called Sun Blind squinted his eyes, and after it was easy to see that Shangguan Yang was not the person he was waiting for, he waved his hand in the posture of a fly, and said to Shangguan Yang: "Go ahead, there is nothing to see." Go back to your Chinese inn and eat big fish and meat, the food here is not what you Chinese monks eat. ”
Before Shangguan Yang could speak, a milky voice sounded behind him: "Then is it that I, the guest, ate it?" Chinese guests can't eat, so what about me? When Shangguan Yang turned around, he saw this little guy with his two little maids, the two little maids called Luluo and Yunxi holding a big wine jar. The little girl was too young, and she was already tired and sweating just a few steps away.
"Let's just say I'll bring the wine for you, you have to do it yourself, look, tired, right?" The little one spoke in a milky voice, and then looked at the three monks who were sneering at him. The little eyes glared, and said, "You three old men, are you just looking at it?" Why don't you hurry up and bring the wine jar for your sisters? ”
After saying this, the blind man came out, and the two monks trotted over with smiling faces, and took the wine jar from the hands of the two maids. Then the two men and two women sent Xiao Rensan to the charcoal basin like the moon.
After Shangguan Yang saw that Xiao Rensan had arrived, he also followed with a smiling face. Unexpectedly, Xiao Rensan wrinkled his little eyebrows instead, and said to the three monks beside him, "Didn't you say that it was just a few of you?" Who called this trickster again? There is only such a big swallow in total, and now there are so many people, you yourself say, whoever eats and who doesn't! ”
"Ren Sanye, no one invited him, this trick is uninvited." After glaring at Shangguan Yang, who had bad eyes, he couldn't see at all, continued to say to Xiao Rensan with a smiling face: "In front of your old man, where is our job?" Being able to cook for your old man is already a blessing that we have cultivated for a few lifetimes with a few little monks. You just have to eat and drink, we are waiting on the side, you have given us a big face. ”
"This is not very good, will it be said that we have no rules for ginseng?" Xiao Rensan glanced at the roasted big swallow, and then turned back to the two little maids behind him and said, "Two sisters, you two are tired, help me divide this roasted big swallow." I can't eat it for a small child so big, so you break off your head and paws and give them to these three monks. Anyway, this big swallow is also roasted by others, and it is not suitable for me to eat it myself. Sister Pothos ...... I'm asking you to break off the big swallow, why are you breaking it from your neck? There is so much belt meat on the neck, can the three of them eat it all? Sister Yunxi, you can break the big swallow claws a little bigger, as long as you don't touch your thighs......"
The three monks had been busy all morning, and they were given a big swallow head and two paws. However, in Xiao Rensan's heart, this also made them grateful. Later, a monk smashed the mud seal on the wine jar and saw that Xiao Rensan and the two little maids did not bring bowls. When he was about to go to the kitchen to borrow a few wine bowls, he was stopped by Xiao Rensan: "Drinking wine is not drinking bowls, it's good to have wine, how can you drink this little wine." ”
After finishing speaking, the little guy plunged directly into the wine jar, and only after the little belly that he drank was bulging did he show his head from the wine jar. Then divide the roasted swallow in half, grab half of it and chew it. He threw the other half to the two little maids, and said with a whimper: "The half of the two sisters, you two eat quickly, don't look at them, the claws and heads are enough for them to eat......"
Shangguan Yang really couldn't interject on the side, so it was easy to wait for an opportunity. Busy with a smile on his face, he said: "This roasted big swallow is good with wine, but it looks like it's almost something." I think I just divided the pork last night, and the internal organs were all hidden by the cook. I went to the kitchen and asked the cook to make a bowl of pork offal soup. It is best to use it for Mr. Ren San. ”
Since yesterday, Xiao Rensan has not had a good impression of Shangguan Yang. But he is still a child's heart in the end, after hearing this, he held the half of the big swallow in his mouth, and slapped his two greasy hands a few times. said: "Sounds good, go quickly." Come back, I'll leave Dayan's ass to you. ”
After laughing a few times, Shangguan Yang said, "Being able to serve soup to Mr. Ren San is already a big face, how dare you covet anything else." Mr. Ren San, wait a while, I'll go to the kitchen and I'll be back later. ”
"You forgot the two maid sisters," the bad-eyed monk stood up. Groping for the wall. Then he said: "I'll also go and take a hand, just look at the cook, don't let them eat secretly." ”
The other two monks laughed: "Blind Sun, with your eyes, you can't tell the difference between men and women standing in front of you, and you have to prevent the cook from stealing your mouth......"
After talking and laughing with the two monks for a few words, Sun Blind and Shangguan Yang came back from the back of the house. After walking a few steps, Sun Blind suddenly whispered in Shangguan Yang's ear: "Mr. Shangguan Yang, are you from the building, or are you from the Seven Kingdoms ......?"