On the eighth day of the lunar month, I received a phone call about a business, which was very profitable, but it was very large.

"Can you get 100 tattoos in a week?" The guest on the other end of the line asked.

"Yes."

The artist is bold, I am fearless!

"Then come here, address: Zhongyuan Street, Zhongyuan Avenue. When you arrive, give me a call and I'll pick you up. The man said.

I asked, "Wait! ”

Phone: "Huh? ”

I asked, "100 tattoos, sir, can you explain a little bit about it?" Why so many custom tattoos? ”

Phone: "You'll know when you come." ”

I asked, "Can't you say it on the phone?" ”

Phone: "......"

Can't really say?

This makes me wonder, what is it that makes it possible to get 100 tattoos in just one week?

You know, even if my tattoo parlor is an ordinary operation, not a stabbing soul, just an ordinary tattoo, I can only receive a dozen or twenty orders of business in a week, and this 100 orders of business falling from the sky is a big deal!

After a few minutes of silence, the phone opened: "1,000 yuan for a tattoo." ”

"Boss! I'll go right over! "Okay, for the sake of the money, I don't ask!

I immediately grabbed my tools and drove happily to the agreed location.

It was a low-key man who came to the joint, placed in the crowd, with his collar upright, pressed the brim of his hat, and his face hidden in the collar. I glanced down the street and didn't find him, and I wouldn't have found him if he hadn't come up to me.

He looks really plain, the windbreaker and jacket are washed white, the person looks neat, but there is no meaning to dress up, I can't believe it when I see such a simple joint, I took his order, a tattoo of 1000 yuan big order.

"It's ...... Your car? The connector asked, glancing at the car behind me.

"Hmm."

He hesitated for a moment and said, "My place is a bit remote, and it may not be convenient to drive a car like yours into." Why don't you take my car, I'll take you in, and I'll send you out." ”

"What's your car......?"

I followed the connector's gaze and landed on the cart beside him, dumbfounded.

A little electric donkey.

And the skin shell is cracked in a few places, and the little donkey is covered with mud~

Hey, 110? Is it left-right? I now suspect that I may have taken a black business, and people may have abducted me to sell~!

However, I still gave up the idea of calling 110, after all, I heard that there are a lot of local tyrants now, and the more inconspicuous the appearance, the more money they have, so isn't there a news that an uncle took a bag of dime change to the bank to deposit, and the total amount of that bag and a dime scared the bank clerk to death?

Ahem, maybe this guy is really a local tyrant?

Now looking at "soil", the next thing is "Hao".

"A tattoo is 1,000 yuan, brother, are you serious?" I smiled cautiously and politely and handed a cigarette to me in a friendly way.

The connector nodded, his expression was very serious: "I will definitely not give you a word less." ”

I asked, "Then can you tell me what kind of tattoo you are going to make?" ”

The connector said in a low-key and honest manner: "Don't worry, it's definitely not an unsightly black business, I do a serious business, and I will never trigger the law!" It's ......"

"What's it?" I smile.

He hesitated for a moment, sighed, and seemed to continue to keep it secret: "Let's not say it, the tattoo I asked you to do may sound a little ridiculous, but it can definitely become a priceless treasure in the future!" I won't tell you what it is now, because I'm worried that you won't agree now. Now you come with me, take a look at my stuff, and then you decide whether to do this tattoo or not. ”

So mysterious?

I took a puff of my cigarette and asked, "What if I don't want to take this business after seeing it?" ”

"Then I'll find another tattoo artist!" He said restlessly, "Money is not a problem, there will always be people willing to take this order." ”

I laughed, "No way, if I'm not willing to take this order, then there won't be any tattoo artists in the entire Black Rock City willing to take this order." ”

“？”

Seeing that he was puzzled, I didn't want to explain anything.

If there is an order in this world that Wu Shen is unwilling to take, then it is estimated that there will be no other tattoo artists willing to take orders.

The reason is simple: because I am the most bottomless tattoo artist in the city.

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After smoking, I rode on the little electric donkey of the connector, this donkey looks like a certain age, and it has a bit of a duang~duang~ jamming sound when it drives.

Alas, can this simple dude really pay me the full amount?

I seriously doubt it.

The little electric donkey carried us into more and more remote places, and the road was getting narrower and narrower, so narrow that only the little electric donkey was allowed to pass, and a four-wheeled bicycle like mine would never be able to drive in.

Slowly, into the mountain.

Alas, it's also a cow when you go into the mountains.

Finally, it stopped outside a compound.

Seeing this compound, I feel that this business is stable, and my brother will definitely be able to pay.

Why?

Because I went into the pig farm.

It seems that this old brother is a big pig farmer, I heard that pig farmers are very rich, a tattoo of 1000 yuan, for a large pig farmer, should be affordable.

After getting out of the car, my brother asked me shyly, "How do you feel?" ”

"Good, good, good." I'm full of question marks, you ask me how I feel?

"Think I'm clean here, don't you?"

"It's pretty clean." I was also surprised, when I entered the pig farm and heard so many pig meows, I thought it would stink, but there was no smell of pig manure at all.

The old brother said shyly: "I knew you were coming, so I asked people to clean the pigsty and spray air fragrance, do you think it's okay?" ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

The old brother asked shyly, "Do you hate pigs?" ”

"Don't hate it, three meals a day, no meat, no joy!"

"No, I'm talking about......" the old brother asked expectantly, a little cautiously, "live pigs." Can you accept live pigs? ”

“……”

What the heck??

What are you doing with this little look of expectation?

I think the chrysanthemums are cold, in this high mountain and far away, my personal safety is a little bad, brother, are you doing business, or are you a friend?

I hesitated for a moment, but finally decided to be purity, and replied, "It's okay." ”

"My pig is not dirty! It's not dirty at all! The old brother said excitedly, "I have been bathing them every day recently, so they are not dirty at all, they can be touched!" ”

Touch?

What the heck??

I don't want to touch it at all~~

"Hey, come with me first, look at the pigs first." The old brother took my hand, for fear that I would run away, and immediately pulled me into the pig farm to watch the pigs.

I'm so depressed, why do I look at pigs?

Am I with the pig object?

But people are so enthusiastic, let's take a look.

When I entered the pig farm, I couldn't see any tricks, but my brother was very enthusiastic and proud, he took me around the pig farm, and then proudly asked tentatively: "How is it?" How about my pigs? ”

"Very strong!" I commented, but in my heart, it was like I could give me a piece of pork belly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I thought about it, my brother seemed to understand my heart, and said to me happily: "Xiao Wu, if you are willing to take this order and help me make 100 tattoos, I will immediately slaughter a pig for you to eat today!" ”

what？

Flattered!

I was surprised and said, "No, right?" ”

The old brother said excitedly: "I want to drip and drip!" If you can make 100 tattoos, you will live with me for the next few days, and I will kill a pig for you every day! ”

I can't eat a pig in a day!

Sweat!

My brother was so enthusiastic, I was a little embarrassed, and said: "Okay, okay, big brother, you don't have to be so polite, you don't have to be so polite, you can eat and stay, just order a homely meal, you don't need to be so polite." It's a normal process for me to take orders, and I don't charge extra bonuses. Now you take me to the guy who got the tattoo, what are you going to do with the tattoo? I will listen to you and make sure you are satisfied. ”

"That's it."

what？

Dude, what are you referring to?

nonono！！！

I must be dazzled! Absolutely!!

Otherwise, how could I see my brother waving his arms, referring to all the pigs in this pig farm???

Fake, right?

I rubbed my eyes, and an embarrassed but polite smile piled up on my face: "Big brother, are you kidding me?" ”

The old brother was serious: "No." ”

"What do you mean—you want me to tattoo a pig??"

"That's right." Dude is really serious!

I choked on my own saliva: "Ahem! Tattooing a pig? This, how is it possible? ”

The old brother hurriedly took my hand and nervously explained: "Xiao Wu, I know you think this is incredible and absurd, but I have really heard that if you make a tattoo on the back of a pig, and then peel off the pig skin to sell it later, the tattooed pig skin is definitely more valuable than ordinary pig skin." There are already precedents for this abroad, and I want to test the water as well. I've inquired a lot, and many tattoo artists are reluctant to do this business, I know that they don't like pig dirt and don't want to do this business. So I washed the pigs and cleaned the pigsty so that it didn't make people feel disgusting. Also, they all said that maybe Wu Shen is willing to take this order! ”