Chapter 326: Suddenly Enlightened

"Yun Niang, don't worry, the fire can't kill me, and the killers along the way can't kill me, it's Lord Yama who doesn't want me to die, so he will let me go back."

Cui Ying'er smiled and said, "Lord Yan must secretly like you, so he protects you everywhere." ”

After saying this, Cui Ying'er thought of He Youan, isn't this a person who secretly likes Wanying and protects her everywhere?

Wanying knowingly forgot about Cui Ying'er, and shook her head helplessly.

"Yun Niang, you take Ying'er to the big tent of the Chinese army to see if the general is there today?" Wanying deliberately created an opportunity for Cui Ying'er.

Yun Niang understood, took Cui Ying'er's hand and said, "Let's go, Miss Ying'er, let's go to the big tent of the Chinese army." ”

"I'm not going, I'm fine, what are you going to do there?" Cui Ying'er withdrew her hand suddenly, ran to the side, grabbed the rag that Yun Niang wiped the table, and said, "Yun Niang, you go alone, I still have to work!" ”

Yun Niang took the rag away and said with a smile: "What are you doing?" Go out for a walk with me first. ”

After speaking, Cui Ying'er dragged Cui Ying'er out of the tent, Cui Ying'er was reluctant, but she still took steps to go to the direction of the Chinese army's tent with Yun Niang.

As soon as the two of them left on the front foot, a camp prostitute came to visit the door, looked at Wanying's towering belly, and asked with a sigh, "Why is it so big recently?" ”

Wanying took a sweet orange from the plate and put it in the hands of the camp prostitute, and the camp prostitute was embarrassed to excuse herself: "The lady is kind, give me these good things when you go back, the general asked me to work, and I always eat the lady's a little unwillingly." ”

Wanying saw that the camp prostitute was very simple and simple, so she peeled off the orange, cleaned the white fluff, handed it to the camp prostitute, and said, "The eldest sister is too polite, if it weren't for your recent help, I guess I wouldn't even be able to eat." ”

The camp prostitute took the orange, fed the first slice to Wanying's mouth, and then ate a slice herself, the fresh orange aroma was overflowing, the camp prostitute smiled from ear to ear, and said: "The lady is really easy-going, we all like the lady." These jobs are nothing, we are idle during the day, it is better to come over to help the foil, the lady has never treated us badly, has he? ”

The camp prostitute said, shaking the fresh orange in her hand, and her heart was very happy and satisfied.

"Dr. Fang Cai said I was pregnant with twins."

"Really? Oops, that's double happiness! ”

Wanying deliberately frowned and said, "But the doctor said that twins are not easy to give birth, and I am worried to death." ”

The camp prostitute chewed the orange and comforted him with a big grin: "What is there to worry about? When a woman gives birth to a child, it is like an old sow giving birth to a cub, taking off her pants, and the cub falls to the ground, what do you say about worrying about? ”

Such an crude metaphor for a prostitute seems too pretentious. was about to open his mouth to defend himself, but he heard the camp prostitute say again: "You rich and noble women are hypocritical, giving birth to a child makes the earth shocking, why don't you hook Lord Yama over?" ”

Wan Yingli didn't know the connection between the preface and the back words of the camp prostitute, and asked confusedly, "What does the eldest sister mean?" ”

"What I mean is that you just have a bubble of poop in your stomach, and when you can't hold it anymore, you can just untie the waistband of your pants and pull it out. Don't scare yourself by thinking left and right all day long. What's there to worry about? ”

Wan Ying was speechless, embarrassed to face the bold camp prostitute in front of her. She was very embarrassed and bitter, she couldn't treat her child as a piglet, let alone a poop. Therefore, in my heart I denied the parable of the camp prostitute.

"That's what it's like to have a baby, don't make too much fuss, eat and drink, and make changes when you move."

"When the eldest sister said move, is it a walk?"

"Oh, do you really don't understand, or are you deliberately making fun of me?"

Wanying shook her head and said sincerely: "It's the first time I'm pregnant with a child, I really don't know. ”

"Okay, I see that you are good, so I will tell you."

Wanying saw that an orange had been put into the stomach of the camp prostitute, so she quickly took another one from the plate, hurriedly handed it to the camp prostitute, and asked, "The eldest sister said while eating." ”

The camp prostitute held an orange in one hand, helped Wanying to sit on the edge of the bed with the other, and put the orange at the head of the bed to help Wanying lie down.

A big rough hand reached into Wanying's lower skirt, and Wanying was so startled that she quickly covered her skirt.

"Oops! It's all women, what are you ashamed of? I have what you have, can I still take advantage of you? ”

Wan Ying let go of her hand and asked with some puzzlement, "What are you going to do, eldest sister?" ”

The camp prostitute put her hand into Wanying's clothes, touching Wanying's belly like touching an egg in a chicken's butt.

The rough skin and flesh kept scratching Wanying's fine skin and tender meat, and Wanying couldn't help but itch.

After a few scrubbings, the camp prostitute finally withdrew her hand. Wanying finally stopped smiling.

"Niangniang's fetal position is very good, it has begun to sink, and it is estimated that she can give birth smoothly."

Wanying's eyes lit up and she looked at the camp prostitute happily, "Really? ”

"Is that still fake? My mother-in-law is a stable mother, and I have watched my mother deliver babies to others since I was a child. ”

"Really?"

"Is there any fake? If it weren't for the man's death, my in-laws swept me out of the house, and I would be a midwife in ten miles and eight towns now. ”

"Great, then you must know how to produce smoothly!"

"Didn't I tell you everything? How can there be any natural and difficult birth when giving birth? It's all the rich and noble who scare themselves. I had two children before, and I was still doing farm work before noon, and I farted in the afternoon, thinking that I was going to poop, but I didn't expect the child to fall. ”

The camp prostitute said very vulgarly, Wanying frowned to learn from experience and eliminate dross.

"What method did the eldest sister use to give birth to a child so quickly?"

"Oh, what's the way, think about a woman who is about to give birth, and she's still busy chewing grain, can she not give birth? When Lord Yama sees a poor ghost like us, he will also walk around, afraid that we will entangle him. ”

The camp prostitute said it very witty, and Wanying couldn't help laughing.

"As the saying goes, 'words are not rough'. Lady, you are a delicate person, don't think I'm talking roughly. If a woman is too expensive, her life is often not good. ”

Wanying remembered that she had been displaced all the way, which could be regarded as confirming the statement of the camp prostitute.

"Look at me, a lonely man, and a camp prostitute who is lower than a prostitute, I sometimes want to find a white silk and hang it, but think about it again, why should I die? Why should I die? I didn't kill people and set fires in my life, I didn't do anything wrong, I couldn't live for the sake of others, because I was too thin-skinned. ”

Wanying was thinking about how to make her give birth smoothly, and the camp prostitute talked about it endlessly.

"As the old saying goes, 'You can't eat with thin skin, and you can't eat enough with thick skin.'" It's not like I've lived a cheeky life for thirty or forty years. Now I want to open it too. If I can't think about it, I'm forcing myself to die. It is not easy for people to live for a lifetime. Live one day at a time, live one day at a time and earn one day. Are you right? ”

The camp prostitute's mind jumped around, and Wanying couldn't find the connection between the previous sentence and the next sentence. simply follow the rough talk of the camp prostitute.

"The eldest sister is right, live one day at a time and earn one day."

The camp prostitute peeled the orange juice splashed with orange, nodded firmly, and said with a smile: "The first time I saw the lady, I felt that you had a stomach full of things in your heart, and you were too tired. I'm tired of looking at it. ”

The camp prostitute peeled the orange, and the first slice was still handed to Wanying, who did not refuse, and took it with her hand and put it in her mouth. smiled and asked, "Eldest sister can even see this?" ”

"What's so difficult about this, you don't have anything on your face, just write the word 'sorrow', can I not see it?"

Wanying smiled and lowered her head, and the tips of her two horns kept rubbing the embroidery on her shoes.

"Nothing is bigger than living, only alive you are you, if you die, you are not you, you are a ghost!"

Seeing that Wanying lowered her head and didn't speak, the camp prostitute stuck to Wanying and sat closer.

"Big sister, although we are not all the way, I am a lowly camp prostitute, you are a rich wife, but we are both women, it is the same thing. Last time, our general blocked an arrow for you, we all know about it, you don't have to worry, someone wants you to die, if you really die easily, those who hurt you don't have a crooked mouth? ”

Wanying shook her head firmly and said, "I won't die easily, eldest sister, don't worry." ”

"But you're still frowning all day, aren't you?"

Wanying couldn't refute it, so she could only bow her head again and remain silent.

"What's there to worry about? Since you are alive, you have to live happily, every day is so sad and sad, sad and sad, sad and sad. ”

Wanying happily raised her gaze, and felt some admiration for the woman in front of her.

"The more sorrowful you are, the happier those who harm you; The happier you are, the more people who harm you are worried. You say, do you make yourself sad, or do you let the people who hurt you worry? ”

"Of course it's to make them sad." Wanying said without hesitation.

The camp prostitute smiled heartily: "That's right, you have to laugh, let them worry!" Since they want to harm you, you have to live well and put them to death. ”

"Eldest sister, thank you for saying these things to me."

"What's there to be thankful for? I eat and drink yours every day, and I'm still embarrassed? ”

Wanying was happy and fled for half a year, and only at this moment did she feel really comfortable.

"I don't ask why you're here, and I know we'll be separated soon. If you call me a big sister, you don't underestimate me, and when I say these things, they are all from my heart. ”

"Thank you, eldest sister, I feel much more comfortable today."

The camp prostitute laughed heartily and said, "That's right, revenge for revenge, revenge for revenge." Don't be frowning all the time. ”

"I see."

"Oh yes, I talked for a long time, the more I talked about it, the more I talked about it, there is actually no trick to normal birth, walk more, move more, do more work that should be done, if you can eat less, eat less. If you eat too much, the child is too big to give birth, and you are the one who suffers. ”

"Eat less?" In Wanying's consciousness, when a woman is pregnant with a child, she must keep taking supplements, just so that the child can grow strong.

"Yes, eat less, you eat fine enough, the general got a hundred soldiers, and he found food for you all day long, how can there be such a rule? You are not a lady in the palace, even if you are a lady in the palace, it is too extravagant to make a tonic like this. Your belly has been getting bigger and bigger lately, and you're just getting too much supplement. ”

"What if I don't eat more and my child is hungry?"

The camp prostitute laughed incredulously: "What the child eats in your stomach is your blood, and what you drink is also your blood, you are ginseng, deer antler, cordyceps, and bear paws eat a mountain, and the child can't eat it in the stomach." Don't be scared. Eat less. ”

"I see, eat less and move more."

"By the way, this is the trick of Shunsheng, you have almost two months left now, keep your mouth shut early, open your legs, and you will definitely be good at that time. Don't worry, I'll take a ticket! ”