Chapter 205: Mr. Host, Are You Fartting?

Can you really make me win? ”

At this moment, Wu Jie had already returned to his seat, replaced by a confused face, he inexplicably came into contact with a cloud of green gas, and this cloud of green gas was still glowing.

Moreover, he hid under his bangs, even if Wu Jie couldn't get it off, and when he turned off the light, the thief was obvious, just like ordering an 800-watt green light bulb.

"Don't worry, with me, you can't lose." The green light began to transmit messages to Wu Jie's head.

"Okay, though, can you change the color..."

Wu Jie can be regarded as a human life, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, it is impossible to lose, and then let this group of friends sell themselves.

The green light cluster stopped talking, and he didn't bother to refute Wu Jie, this is the trend, he knows a fart.

Love is a ray of light, so green that you panic...

When Wu Jie came back, Li Qiang's eyes lit up, with a lewd smile on his face.

"Wu Jie, you won't really go to the toilet and swallow feces to commit suicide!"

"What?"

Wu Jie didn't react for a while, but the next moment, he understood and committed suicide by swallowing feces?

gnmlgb!!!

When Wu Jie went to the toilet, the first 5v5 six-win game was over.

This means that the team is the first to get a point, and the team is one point behind.

Looking at the countdown to the game on the screen, Chen Nan leisurely took a sip of milk tea on the table and said, "Let's make a quick decision in the next game, by the way, you can also call those two little girls back to watch the play." ”

Xiao Yifan pursed his lips and said, "Wen Ye won't kill me, I will definitely call Dad on the other side every minute!" ”

"What the hell...," Wen Ye said with a wry smile.

It's really a bit grudgeful, this first game is over.

But then again, he just threw a thunder casually, you ran into it yourself, do your own, if you want to blame, blame you for your luck.

As the countdown passed, all the teams at the scene were waiting quietly, but there were also some people who were eating and drinking in the Internet café.

"Staff, please pay attention to machine 86 to purchase goods, please..."

"Attention staff, 61..."

"The staff..."

"The staff... Workers, workers......"

The first article has not yet been read, and the second article directly obscures the content of the previous one.

The network managers at the scene were all blindfolded.

"You're all devils, I'll wipe it," the webmaster said, swallowing his saliva.

He felt that he couldn't do it here anymore, and if he continued to do it, his legs might be broken.

There was a lazy team on the scene, and there were extremely anxious staff.

"Boss, I can't stand it, let's call two more network administrators, there are not enough people!" Xiao Lin hurriedly called Boss Qiu to report

"Hold on, I'll come now!"

"Good!"

Boss Qiu's words made Xiao Lin feel a little relieved, and he was so busy that he was going crazy.

As the saying goes, where there are many people, there are also many things, and the current interstellar Internet café is also like this.

"Buzz~"

The young lady sitting at the cash register immediately got up, looked at Xiao Lin in a panic and said, "Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin, don't come here, this host seems to be about to explode!" ”

"What?" Kobayashi was taken aback.

"Porphyry~"

With a bang, everyone was stunned.

What the... What is the sound?

Xiao Lin hurriedly ran over, and just as he was halfway there, there was a sound like a fart, black smoke came out of the host under the bar, and the computer loaded with the client also went black.

Xiao Lin was also stunned, he was not stunned because the host exploded.

Rather, you explosion... Why...

It's like a fart???

Excuse me?

Can you explain? Mr. Host?

Host: Do you think that tens of thousands of people will be able to cope with me?

Kobayashi: That's a commodity, isn't it a good thing?

Host: I'm rubbing, I'm not the top card of the women's branch, so many people order me, I'll die, damn, there are always Diao people who want to grass me~

……

"Whew~, people are all right!" Kobayashi looked at the water bar staff at the bar and the cashier lady.

I saw the excitement on the faces of the staff at the water bar, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm happy even if I am killed, and I'm finally fucking relieved!" ”

That expression, I was so excited that I was about to cry, and then I looked at the water bar on the table, it was messy, there was no mistake, this staff member was about to break his hands when making drinks.

As soon as this host exploded, he was happy, very happy.

"......" Xiao Lin suddenly brushed three black lines on his head.

He turned his head to look at the network manager outside the bar again, and they were all in tears, and they were moved.

Xiao Lin smiled bitterly, and said helplessly: "It seems that this host is really timely..."

To be honest, he was also a little annoyed, there were too many people ordering things, there were more people in need of help, and there were not enough people, and he was almost out of wands himself.

There are many people and troubles!

"Forget it, when the boss comes, let him solve it himself." Kobayashi smiled bitterly.

There is no doubt that he is ready to dump the pot on Boss Qiu, and it is none of his business anyway.

……

With a few seconds left in the countdown, the second round is about to begin.

Chen Nan and the three of them looked relaxed, but what about the snowflake fluttering team, except for Wu Jie and Han Ao... All of them had to lie dead on the competitive chairs.

Li Qiang closed his eyes, lay on the competitive chair, waved his hand and said, "Han Ao, why don't you vote, you can't win." ”

That's right, how to fight this, one by one is like a brute, it's not a headshot and a snipe, this is still winning..."Lei Chaoyue echoed.

Ren Qian muttered and said angrily: "One by one is the same as a plug-in, and I don't know how to put some water." ”

Han Ao listened to these words, and his heart sank to the bottom.

"Ahh

However, just as he was about to say surrender, a voice came.

"Uh... Otherwise, if you try two more rounds, maybe you can turn the tables around? ”

"Huh?" The four of them looked at Wu Jie, who was sitting on the competitive chair with a smile on his face.

……

"Zheng~"

A game system prompt sounded, and ten avatars and their IDs appeared on the screen, as well as the progress bar at the bottom.

Second round

I'm not cheap team VS snowflake team

Map: New Year's Square

Mode: Blasting mode 5V5

"Lalala, let's go, whoever has the least head in this game, who will have supper."

Chen Nan smiled, revealing a row of big white eyes.

"Hey, you're quite confident, tsk, Wen Ye, get ready for supper, you big spicy chicken." Xiao Yifan said.

"Damn, didn't you say Chen Nan in the first half of the sentence, why did the second half of the sentence come to me again, you are really enough, is it really good to hold a grudge like this?"

Wen Ye said indignantly.

For Xiao Yifan's shamelessness, he was also drunk, and he could have a hunch that he would be ridiculed by Xiao Yifan on this day. To watch the first release of the new chapter of the festival, please go to the mobile address --- Tangke Xing: