Article 3: "A 27-year-old man and his wife were arrested for organizing a man-woman transaction, only to know that his wife was 50 years old! 》

50-year-old age, 30-year-old appearance, comes with beauty + filter,

What a magical maintenance technique this is,

made the 27-year-old guy not know the age of his wife.

"Asian evil art is really awesome..."Chen Nan was embarrassed.

Flipping the phone again, Chen Nan saw another interesting piece of news:

"My brother was cheated of 1,000 yuan, and my sister searched for "what to do" on the Internet and was cheated of 10,000 yuan"

I don't know if it's a series of liars or a family's IQ tax that hasn't been paid.

"Yo, the family is really neat." Chen Nan laughed.

"Hubei man was investigated for drunk driving, and his wife was not convinced: he didn't have a driver's license and was not considered drunk driving"

"The legendary pig teammate can always make up for the knife at a critical time." Chen Nan is really convinced of these awesome news.

"A 23-year-old man reported his 44-year-old girlfriend and a 70-year-old uncle for selling ** tickets to the female Chang..."

Not only are the police messy,

The people who eat melons are also confused,

The 44-year-old "man killer" heroine has a lot of boyfriends, and the boyfriends can actually drink together in harmony.

"The female version of Wei Xiaobao, 666." Chen Nan sighed

After flipping through his phone, Chen Nan saw another hot news...

"Aunt caught the wine thief and called the police, the police checked that the aunt was also a thief"

When the aunt was excited, she forgot her identity,

Passive choice "all die".

……

"A thief disguises himself as a woman to steal, in order to act like dancing on the street"

This dance of yours has successfully attracted the attention of the police,

What girl have you ever seen who disagrees

Just a street dancer?

"The man next door suspected that the neighbor was smoking du and called the police, the police: the neighbor's dinner was too fragrant"

"Hehe, on the importance of inviting neighbors to dinner often, otherwise if you don't meet, people will make up for your crimes every day." Chen Nan sneered.

Before a neighbor reported drug abuse, after a neighbor broke into the house, please shout like this: fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-neighbor.

"An old man in a certain place pretended to be sick and fainted, and the judge told jokes in the hospital to wake him up"

"Lao Lai fainted on the spot? Don't worry, this situation is mostly pretended, no need to beat or scold, a cold joke made Lao Lai laugh on the spot, haha, this judge is also a talent! Chen Nan laughed.

"The man looked for the dog at night and fell into the deep pit, and found that the dog was also in the pit, fate! 》

The man cried with joy and wanted to sing "So you are here" to cheer up.

The dog's face was full of question marks: "Why, did you find this pit by smelling me?" ”

"The man took 13 months to take 9 exams and finally got a driver's license, and he drank alcohol on the same day to celebrate being revoked for drunk driving"

Chen Nan: "This may be the shortest-lived driver's license in history. ”

"The man was under pressure to pretend to be a woman for prostitution after marriage, and the prostitute vomited on the spot when he learned the truth"

I treat you as a sincere merchant, but you sell me "fakes" on the spot.

"This is awesome, the chickens are trembling when they hear it!" Chen Nan was amazed.

"Fugitives Wear Masks and Sneak into the Court to Observe the Trial of the Same Case: I Want to See What Sentence I Will Have"

"Why don't you go to Jacky Cheung's concert?" Chen Nan gave a thumbs up directly

""The child is the reincarnation of a god", the couple cultivated a "great man" and was deceived by 36 million! 》

"I really want to ask, how did this IQ earn 36 million? These news are simply funny with life, not only making earthlings laugh like pigs, but also making headlines in the galaxy. ”

Chen Nan didn't know what kind of immortal operations these were, but after reading the news, Chen Nan was in a much better mood.

It turns out that watching the news can soothe the mood, full of sassy operations, tsk.

"They are all immortals, I tremble when I watch the news..."Chen Nan was embarrassed.

I'm in a good mood!

Let's start playing!

"It's been so long, I guess it's going to be over!" Chen Nan raised his eyebrows, five minutes have passed, and he should have been resurrected, even if the time is beyond in the last game.

Switch pages and take a look!

4：0

"! Actually won!? Chen Nan was surprised!

These two little girls actually won!!

"How did you win? It shouldn't be..."Chen Nan wondered, it stands to reason that even if the other side is dish, it won't be so dish, can't even beat two new books?

"Dead Lori... Uh..."Chen Nan shouted, and suddenly remembered that the other party had turned off his voice, so Chen Nan pressed the V button of the walkie-talkie in the game: "Ahem... Hey, dead Lori, how did you win the last game? ”

"Ah!!h Luo Yiluo panicked......

"Didn't I block him?" Luo Yiluo was confused, why did I block him, how could I still hear his voice.

What the hell?

"Uh... It turned out to be a walkie-talkie in the game..."Luo Yiluo was embarrassed, she thought she had seen a ghost!

"Ah, Brother Chen Nan, Yi Yi won the last game~" Yi Yi said excitedly with a small fist.

However, there was no sound reply...

"Huh? Why didn't Brother Chen Nan speak? Yi Yi was puzzled.

"Sister Yi, you switch back to the QQ group chat page, click on the red speaker next to that slut's avatar, and you can hear it." Luo Yiluo said.

"Ah, slut? That slut? Why don't I understand, Sister Yiluo. Yi Yi scratched his head and said confusedly.

"It's the slut who just spoke!" Luo Yiluo rolled his eyes and muttered.

Isn't that a slut? I'm still waiting for someone to forget it...

"Ahh Sister Yiluo, how can you be a slut, you are a good person, how can you... How can you think that..."Yi Yi muttered with an angry face.

“？？？” Luo Yiluo looked confused, are you kidding me??

Luo Yiluo covered his face speechlessly and said, "I'm talking about Chen Nan... It's not me..."

"Oh oh oh... Eh, Sister Yiluo, don't you like Brother Chen Nan? Why even talk about him? Yi Yi asked.

After Yi Yi's observation, she had already noticed that something was wrong... There is a cat greasy~

"Who... Who said I liked that slut!! Luo Yiluo refused to admit it.

"Sister Yiluo! Mom says liars aren't good boys! ”

"I'm not lying, I'm just telling the truth!"

"Ahh Yi Yi's mouth opened slightly, and he said instructively.

"Mama Rong?" The corners of Luo Yiluo's mouth twitched.

I'm afraid I'm going to crawl out of the ground and prick me with a needle! I'm not the reincarnation of crape myrtle...

"It's... Who taught you..."Luo Yiluo smiled.

"No one taught Yi Yi, Yi Yi learned it himself, isn't Yi Yi great?" Yi Yi blinked wide-eyed with anticipation.

Luo Yiluo was speechless and said embarrassedly: "Great, then why aren't you great, you are great!" ”

Awesome Ben Lori trembling!

"Thank you Sister Yiluo for the compliment, I will help you chase Brother Chen Nan, hehe~" Yi Yi grinned.

"Uh... What..."Luo Yiluo was embarrassed.

This little girl seems to have accepted something unclean...

(End of chapter)