Chapter 636: Ren Suo's Year-End Summary
I still have a year-end summary!?
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the Gregorian calendar had already passed the New Year, and the lunar calendar was about to celebrate the New Year.
This year, he has indeed reached the time to sum up.
Click on this system notification,The main interface changes to a dim room,Although it is rendered in cartoon style,But Ren Suo can still see at a glance that the room layout is very similar to his living room。
In the dimly lit room, a figure walks over and sits on the sofa, and the screen lights up, becoming the only light in the darkness.
"Fun in a small world"
There is a small line underneath:
"Game Report of the Year 2018"
And then there are a few big words that seem to be very sensational:
"It's nice to be able to play with you."
Ren Suo looked at the black line on his face, this 'you' who can play you, does he refer to himself or a small world game console?
There is also a line of small text in the lower left corner: "The last page of easter eggs, looking for the TA who has become the protagonist of your life"
Ren Suo had a faint feeling that this year-end report might not be kind to him.
Sure enough, turning to the second page, the small world game consoles are pouring fire on Ren Suo without reservation:
"During the year"
"You've played a total of 14 games."
"Your style of play is not very technical, except for krypton, which is Gou, and is keen to burst the liver in the middle of the night."
"You really want to make memories in the world, but your strength is so humiliating, but you don't give up, even if you let the game character show off, you have to pretend to be forced"
"Hey! Why didn't I play with the technical content!? Krypton gold, kryptonite is also a plug-in that I bought with real money! Gou, can the game be called Gou? That's called development, it's called strategy, it's called late stage! ”
Ren Suo pointed to the screen and retorted angrily, as if the operator of the small world game console was hiding behind the screen: "I didn't pretend to do it on purpose, I made up a origin for the game characters, and it will be convenient for them to do things in the future." In this way, they are convenient, I can also be a middleman to earn a little information difference, and the country's intelligence department can also eat, which is the best of both worlds! ”
"I'll see how much more you can slander me!" Ren Suo continued to watch angrily.
The camera focuses on a blurry figure sitting on a sofa, and the word "goddess" pops up
"In 2018, the most rated character you created on the small world console was: Goddess"
"From this, you are a goddess player"
"Sure enough, men know how to tease men."
Here are a few more examples:
"The goddess blooming on the snowy mountain" "If you are strong, you will be 10,000 meters".
"Eat color and eat color, food is you, color is also you" "Ghost Walking in the Night".
"I am the sword bone, you are my wife" "Hand of Fate".
Ren Suo vomited blood, this small world game machine was taken out of context!
His game characters are also a lot of men, okay! The handsome ones have the killer Ren Han, the ugly ones have the explorers, the fat ones have Zhao Zili, the Western type has magicians, the hairy ones also have the Monkey King, and there is even a mysterious and extremely luxurious black coffin demon king.
But the problem is that men will have direct praise and evaluation of female characters, while women's praise of male characters is not so direct, but they like to write about these handsome male characters in other ways, such as fanfiction.
Like Ren Han、Asgard Killer、Explorers all belong to Asgard.,The probability of appearing in the same person is extremely high.,And in the title, various attributes are indicated to play.,When Ren Suo was a tax thief when he checked the information and water papers,,I was almost accidentally pulled into another world by these fellows.。
You know it's a fandom.,Avoid the head office, right? It's not good.,When Ren Suo checked the picture information,,You can also see the same paintings, which are much more exciting than words.,Fortunately, Ren Suo is more blind.,Randomly choose one of them to treat as a woman.,It's good to deceive your brain.,Let yourself not fall into a **fantasy world.。
Anyway, this evaluation of the small world game console is not true! Because men are fans of female characters, they all think that female characters are idol goddesses, which leads to Ren Suo being evaluated as a goddess.
If you increase the weight of fanworks created by female fans, then Ren Suo can get rid of the evaluation of 'goddess' and turn into a ...... in the minds of female fans.
Ren Suo's mind flashed through the fanfiction and manga he had consulted, and he fell into deep thought.
Forget it, the goddess is the goddess.
"June 1st is probably a very special day."
"On this day, for the sake of a woman, you broke into the game for the first time."
"And almost got into heat with the game character"
Ren Suo recalled, wasn't this time the day when he and Dong Chengling went to Tianjing to open the space door to see the nine-tailed fox?
Shit, he didn't think about breaking into the plot at all, but at that time, Dong Chengling would awaken the space spell at any time, and he saw Dong Chengling in the game that he didn't know why he broke his leg, so he only guarded Dong Chengling for a few days.
At that time, he just wanted to see Dong Chengling's awakening spell, and by the way, help her avoid the doom that might change her life.
Looking back now, Ren Suo changed Dong Chengling's little bad luck, but he himself became Dong Chengling's fate from that day on.
"On July 5th, you finally fell into a crisis because of your death, and you almost ruined the game's pre-plot."
"At that moment, what you were thinking about was still a woman."
Ren Suo tugged at the corners of his mouth, and at that point in time, he also remembered. Just when he was studying "The Magician Under the World Tree", he once went to Ailan Lake in Xiangshi with Gu Yueyan, and happened to encounter the arrival of the first secret realm.
Then Gu Yueyan was bewitched by the Holy Grail and fell into the lake, so Ren Suo had to risk going down to save her.
This is obviously a good thing that deserves to get the little red flower for righteousness and bravery, but it was said by the small world game machine that Ren Suo deliberately died with a ghost in his heart.
He is a securityist, he doesn't associate with dangerous people, he doesn't go to dangerous places, he doesn't do dangerous things...... When he hugged Gu Yueyan in the lake and helped her with artificial respiration, he had a very simple idea!
Although when he thought of Gu Yueyan now, a thought that was not pure came to mind...... But he used to be very simple!
"This year, you spend 15% of your time immersed in a fantastic and beautiful game world."
"44% of the time is spent with other women."
"Spend 40% of your time sleeping and playing."
"There's still 1% of the time left for cultivation and work."
“…… If you slander me like this, you will lose me as a player. Ren Suo did not accept the statistics of the small world game console for him: "How can sleeping and playing take up so much of my time?" I don't sleep much, 48 hours a day! ”
"44% of the time spent with other women? How can there be so many, do you treat Zhao Huo as a woman? ”
"I definitely play more than 15% of the time!"
With the exception of the last statistic, Ren Suo questioned all the other statistics.
However, all the adulterers who were caught raping in bed said 'I don't have what I don't', and the small world game console ignored him at all and continued to play the year-end summary:
"What is the game you read the most in a year?"
"Upside Down World"
"In just 20 days, you've read the file more than 1,000 times and played more than 200 hours."
"Out of all the games, Upside Down seems to have a special meaning to you."
Ren Suo was slightly stunned.
"Remember"
"Isn't My Life the Rebel in Your Game?"
"You used to like to use him to type and speak, and arrange for him to be clear."
"Looking forward to your next collaboration with him"
", you!" Ren Suo was so angry that he wanted to raise the handle and smash it.
The small world console is definitely deliberate!
At that time, it deliberately blurred the relationship between the rebel and Ren Suo, and covered up the background of the game, in order to deceive Ren Suo.
Still 'looking forward to your next collaboration with him'?
What is this?
Intimidation or crime teasers?
"This year, Luna from Hunt Night spent 91 hours with you."
"Luna is your longest-time character and your second favorite character of the year."
"You've had a total of 666 intimate encounters with Luna."
"Stroking 169 times"
"88 kisses"
"Hugging each other 81 times"
"48 feedings"
……
At this time, the doppelganger came out with a bowl of wonton noodles, and Ren Suo pulled down the list to check while eating the noodles.
This 'getting along with the game character' is obviously the time that Ren Suo used "Spring Flowing" to summon the game character's time together, but the small world game console actually counted his interactions with Luna in the game plot, and Luna naturally beat the other game characters.
It's just a small world game console, an interactive list of intimate contacts, if it is seen by others, Ren Suo will most likely be despised, 'Ren Suo, what kind of beautiful girl development game are you playing', maybe only Zhao Huo will not despise him, and even ask what game it is.
It's just that Ren Suo feels a little strange: Luna is actually his second favorite game character of the year?
No, although the seeker and the cook have a good impression of him, and this favor is not very simple, but Ren Suo knows very well that Luna's status in his mind is definitely beyond all other game characters, how can it be just the second favorite?
Is there any other game character who interacts more closely with herself and loves her more fiercely than Luna?
But if there really is such a role, how can Ren Suo not remember.
It's a real hammer, you slander me on the small world game machine!
Ren Suo snorted twice, but this annual summary also came to an end, and the small world game console also dealt him a fatal blow:
"This year, I've known you for 300 days."
"It's nice to be able to play you in the world of games."
Players are really on the side of being played!
Ren Suo didn't have the courage to fast forward, but he didn't get angry because of this kind of joke, he originally felt that the game and the player were playing each other: when the player played the game, it was essentially the game creator playing the player.
The player observes the enemy to respond in the game, and at the same time falls into the logical reaction mechanism set up by the game creators for the player's psychology.
Whether it is the krypton mechanism of online games or the upgrade mechanism of triple-A stand-alone games, it is actually the result of the creator's countless speculations on the psychology of players.
The player's victory in the game is also the creator's victory: getting the player through the game is exactly what they are aiming for.
It's just that the game creator Ren Suo is facing is an existence close to fate, an unknown high-dimensional creature that creates a small-world game console, but he doesn't get entangled in it at all, and he never worries.
What can be chosen and what cannot be chosen, what can be changed and what cannot be changed, are all fate.
Enjoy every dish that fate has to offer, play every game on the console, that's how you can control your destiny.
Pulled to the last page, the picture suddenly changed from dim to pink, and the small world game console did not slander Ren Suo again this time:
"Among the Seven Billion People on Earth"
"Look for the one who will be the only protagonist in your life"
"Click to start searching"
Ren Suo blinked, a little curious about who the only protagonist in his life was, and chose to look for it.
"Looking for ......"
"Looking for ......"
"Looking for ......"
"Look for success!"
"Look for success!"
"Look for success!"
"Looking for ......"
"The search has stopped."
"Note that this feature is intended for hardcore gamers who are so focused on playing the game that they don't have time to find a breeding partner, and degenerate casual players are not eligible for this feature."
"According to your year-end summary, Nether is handing out your year-end bonus...... You will receive your reward within 1 to 30 business days."
"It's a small world, and it's a lot of fun."
Ren Suo calmly finished eating the noodles, then lay flat on the sofa and let the doppelganger massage.
"Fallen casual gamer ......"
"This is swearing without dirty words!"
"Where am I relaxing!? Where did I fall!? I've been playing games all the time, and in the end, I was slandered by the game console...... Oooo
A month of lethargy still had an impact on Ren Suo's body. Ren Suo didn't think about it before, but now as soon as the clone got started, the hands that were most familiar with Ren Suo's body gently skimmed his muscles, instantly making Ren Suo's muscles explode.
After the doppelganger massaged, Ren Suo was also so happy that the whole person was soft on the sofa. He had to let the doppelganger take the handle, help himself to the bedroom to sleep, and play the game tomorrow, and now he just wants to die in bed.
When the doppelganger helped him to the bed, Ren Suo said gratefully: "Okay, you continue to clean up, go out and close the door." ”
Lying on the familiar bed, Ren Suo didn't even plan to cover the quilt, and rubbed the pillow, even though he had slept for a whole month before, he was soon attacked by a wave of sleepiness on the pituitary gland.
"Hmm...... Well? ”
When Ren Suo turned his head sideways, he saw a black hair next to the pillow.
He twisted it up and looked at it for a moment, and soon saw whose hair it was: there were only a few people who could sleep in this bed, and among them Qiao Muyi had long hair from the beginning, the longest hair, and dyed it, and the color of the hair was burgundy as if it were in the dark; Dong Chengling's hair and Gu Yueyan's hair are about the same length, but Dong Chengling's hair is very straight, and Gu Yueyan's hair is a little crooked.
It's Dong Chengling's hair.
Dong Chengling slept here, Ren Suo was not surprised at all, because he also wanted to try sleeping in Dong Chengling's bed......
But Dong Chengling can teleport to his house, if he wants to go to Dong Chengling's house, he must go over honestly, it is too troublesome, Ren Suo, who was already troublesome, gave up this idea, unless Dong Chengling has Dong Chengling on his bed.
The drowsiness was reduced a lot, and Ren Suo turned on the light to see if Dong Chengling had left any other traces, but she was really clean, the bed and the floor were spotless, and there were no traces.
However, Ren Suo glanced at the gap at the edge of the bed, and unexpectedly saw a blank piece of paper underneath, so he used the "storm pipe bundle" to blow up the white paper.
There were a few lines of words on the white paper, and the handwriting was a little crooked, probably written on the bed, but it was obviously Dong Chengling's handwriting.
"Suo:
If you read this letter, it means that you have awakened and returned before the Lantern Festival.
Yueyan told me, you."
The letter came to an abrupt end.
But Ren Suo flipped to the back and saw a sketch of a wedding dress, a bandeau wedding dress, a puffy skirt, and lace sleeves.
This is another draft that Dong Chengling wrote when he was sleeping in his bed, when he wrote the letter left for him.
is different from the official version that Ren Suo saw, Dong Chengling wanted to talk to him about Gu Yueyan in the draft.
At this time, Ren Suo remembered that no matter in the previous phone call or in that letter, Dong Chengling had never mentioned Gu Yueyan. But Gu Yueyan told Ren Suo that she had already told the two of them what happened on the dark side of the moon.
Although Gu Yueyan didn't say it, Ren Suo also knew that even if she didn't want to talk about it, Cheng Ling and Mu Gongzi would definitely force her to say it, so Ren Suo didn't blame Gu Yueyan at all, after all, the vested interest and the one who took the blame for this matter was him after all.
He thought that Dong Chengling didn't care about these things, so he didn't mention a word.
But no, it can be seen in the draft that Dong Chengling originally planned to tell him about it, but she finally let go of this thought.
What the hell did she think?
If you don't understand, Ren Suo almost didn't think about it, and directly took out his mobile phone and called: "Chengling, what do you think of our affairs?" ”
“…… Don't sleep at night, specifically ask me this? Dong Chengling's laughter came from his mobile phone.
At this time, Ren Suo realized that it was already more than 12 o'clock, and Dong Chengling, who had a regular schedule, had already slept.
"I'm sorry," Ren Suo asked, lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling light, "but you didn't mention it at all, so I ......"
"You're upset?"
"Hmm."
"I was going to wait until we met again, and then we would talk slowly." Dong Chengling said softly: "You just woke up, I don't want to trouble you." ”
Ren Suo's heart was instantly blocked, and his thoughts were blocked in his heart, and finally he spit out in a low voice: "I'm your trouble." ”
"Don't be unhappy, take care of your body and go to bed early." Dong Chengling said softly: "Whether it's trouble or not, we still have a lot of time in the future." I know you're in a mess, don't rush to tell me, think about it slowly, I'm not in a hurry. ”
Ren Suo turned sideways and looked at the white paper with the wedding dress drawn, feeling a surge of energy suddenly surging out of his tired and sour body.
"Cheng Ling."
"Huh?"
Ren Suo closed his eyes and said, "I like you." ”
But in the middle of the moment, he heard Dong Chengling's answer: "Me too." ”
"Good night."
"Good night."
Putting the phone aside, Ren Suo directly stuffed his face with a pillow, as if he wanted to suffocate himself. But he was obviously just throwing a tantrum, after all, he would let go after he was so stuffy that he was unconscious, and if he wanted to suffocate himself, he had to let the clone help, presumably the clone would not be able to refuse his request.
Ren Suo was in a mess in his heart, and finally decided to turn off the lights and go to bed, and leave the troubles until tomorrow!
……
Syllable.
The doppelganger, who was mopping the floor in the living room, saw a black cat walk in from the balcony.
As soon as the black cat saw him, it rushed over and meowed around him excitedly. The doppelganger was quite calm, he stopped his work and let the excited black cat sniff his own scent.
After a few moments, the black cat calmed down, turned and walked to the bedroom, and then the clone continued to mop the floor.
After cleaning everything except the bedroom, the clone went to the balcony and sat down, silently watching the moon in a daze.