Chapter 283: The Unavoidable Topic of Hemorrhoids
"Hey!" Fan Wusu closed the door and happily said hello to Zuo Zheng.
Zuo Zheng's face stiffened, and he didn't respond.
"Huh? This handsome guy, you look so familiar, I seem to have seen you somewhere? Fan Xueqi said curiously to Fan Wuxu.
"Really? You may have seen me on TV, many people say that I look like Wu Yanzu. Fan Wusu said with a grin.
"Poof!" Fan Xueqi smiled.
Fan Wusu came up, leaned on my seat, and said to me: "Wu Shen, you said that you invited me to eat free hot pot, this is not a lie, right?" Let me tell you, I don't have money when I go out, if the store charges, I don't care, I will run away after eating, people will beat you, I will never look back! β
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I've made it clear, it's a new store opening today, so I'm invited to try it." β
"You can bring friends, there is no upper limit to the number of people, and you can also get free orders, how can there be such a good thing?"
"I have a good character."
Fan Wusu laughed: "I thought you would have no friends with your virtue." β
After joking, he inadvertently glanced at Zuo Zheng, who still stiffened his neck, so Fan Wusu greeted him with a smile: "Hey! β
Zuo Zheng: "...... Hi. β
Fan Wusu smiled and sat back.
I smiled and asked Zuo Zheng, "What are you doing?" It's like hell. β
Zuo Zheng came back to his senses at this time, he pursed his lips and whispered, "I also seem to have seen him somewhere." β
I asked, "Where?" β
"Definitely on TV! Many people say that I look like Wu Yanzu! Fan Wusu in the back row stroked his hair and answered.
"......" Zuo Zheng started the car, and after a while, he whispered two words to me: "In a dream." β
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"Handsome guy, what's your name?" Fan Xueqi asked curiously the person sitting with him.
Fan Wusu said with a smile: "I have the same surname as you, and I am the eighth in the family, so you can just call me Xiaoba." β
Fan Xueqi: "How do you know what my surname is?" β
Fan Wusu smiled: "Your name is Fan Xueqi, and Lao Wu often mentions you to me." β
"Oh!" Fan Xueqi glanced at me, and the corners of her mouth rose a lot, but she quickly turned her gaze back to Fan Wusuo, and her tone became a lot more kind: "Little eight? Why don't you call it the eighth? β
Fan Wusu smiled and said, "Give me some face, I'm still very young." β
"You call me Uncle Lao Wu, what else are you pretending?" Fan Xueqi said unforgivingly: "Eighth child! β
Fan Wusu frowned, but still said with a smile: "Don't scream!" β
Fan Xueqi: "I don't, I just scream!" Old eight, old eight~! Old ~Eight~! β
Fan Wusheng was helpless: "Eh, girl~!" β
Fan Xueqi is embarrassed!
"Poof!" I sat in front and couldn't help but laugh.
The old eight and eight screamed continuously, and the more they listened, the more it looked like Fan Xueqi was coquettishly calling Fan Wusu "Dad"!
"Nasty!" Fan Xueqi also reacted.
Fan Wusu laughed, turned around, held his face, and said to Fan Xueqi with a smile: "Are you still calling?" β
"Don't scream, take advantage of people! Hum! Fan Xueqi was angry on the surface, but in fact she was not really angry, she asked Fan Wusu curiously: "By the way, how did you and my uncle meet?" β
Fan Wusu said seriously: "On this day last year, Lao Wu had a hemorrhoid, and this hemorrhoid made him restless, and he had to hold back a handful of tears when he. When he couldn't bear this pain, he came to the first city hospital. After my examination, his hemorrhoid grew in the deepest and most secret place, and it was this unique geographical advantage that made me use eighteen kinds of martial arts, but I could not successfully cure this hemorrhoid. So I could only take the trouble to open Lao Wu's chrysanthemum, and put my fingers in it over and over again to pick and apply medicine, his illness was always bad, so I could only open his chrysanthemum again, put my fingers in and pick ......"
Speaking of this, Fan Wusu stretched out his hand to Fan Xueqi: "That's right, I am Wu Shen's chrysanthemum family...... No, proctologist. β
Looking at the hand stretched out in front of him, Fan Xueqi's whole face was distorted.
Fan Wusu said: "Don't worry, I have washed my hands." β
Fan Xueqi stuck to the car door, and he didn't want to get close to Fan Wusu at all!
I couldn't help but smile and shook my head, I never thought that Fan Wusu would have such a living treasure? The rhetoric just now is really beautiful, I can't help the wall without supporting it!
Fan Xueqi saw me shaking her head and immediately shouted, "Little uncle, is what he said true?" β
What else can I say?
"Hmm." I can only nod and cooperate with Fan Baye's acting!
But......
"Actually, it's fake, in fact, I'm a surgeon, and that's my business card." Fan Wusu handed over a business card.
Me: "......"
you MMP, I will cooperate with you to act, but you will tear me down? Convex (θΉ)!
Fan Xueqi looked at Fan Wuxu's business card, and her face finally became a little better.
"Show me." Zuo Zheng stretched out his hand.
Fan Xueqi put the business card in Zuo Zheng's hand.
Zuo Zheng took the business card and looked at it for a long time, and his brows were furrowed.
I'm a little worried now, this time I asked Fan Wushu to come out and eat hot pot, he specially became a human to appear, so everyone can see him, so that he can also eat hot pot on the table openly.
There is no problem with eating hot pot together, but now he is talking about his identity so deadly, and he also took out his business card and made it look like the real thing - I am worried that Zuo Zheng will call someone to check whether there will be this doctor in a city hospital afterwards!
If Zuo Zheng didn't have this plan, then why did he look at the business card for so long?
Alas, how could Fan Wusheng, such a oily-headed ghost, show his flaws today?
Or, does he have other arrangements?
Zuo Zheng didn't return the business card for a long time, Fan Wushu's smile was a little stiff, and he said solemnly: "What I said about treating Wu Shen just now is true. β
Exercise! Convex (θΉ)!
After a pause, Fan Wusu said solemnly: "Although I am a cardiologist, I can also help people see hemorrhoids, so if you have hemorrhoids, you can also come to me, I will get fifty percent off!" β
ββ¦β¦ No need. The corners of Zuo Zheng's mouth twitched, and he returned the business card to him.
Fan Xueqi also hurriedly said: "Do you think I am my uncle?" Who gets hemorrhoids! β
Me: "......"
The old paper has never had hemorrhoids, okay!
Fan Wusu came up and said to me with concern: "Wu Shen, let's go eat hot pot later, can you stand your hemorrhoids?" β
I just have one word: "Get out!" β
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γAll wishes come true at a hot pot restaurantγ
When the car stopped in front of this restaurant, I glanced at the hot pot restaurant through the car window.
5 star renovation!
When I received the invitation, I thought it was just an ordinary hot pot restaurant, and the store was so big, but when we came to the door of the hot pot restaurant, I realized that I was wrong, and it was ridiculously wrong.
The storefront of this hot pot restaurant is very richly decorated, covering a large area, and I feel that it has a five-star level.
What is the origin of this newcomer to Baishan? How rich is it?
Think about my tattoo parlor......
Forget it, there is no harm if you don't compare.
"Wu Shen, you ...... Are you really sure we're free? I really didn't bring my wallet with me when I went out this time! Fan Wusu said through the car window, looking at the hotel.
I reluctantly took out the invitation card and unfolded it to show them: "The invitation card says that you can get rid of the whole order with this poster." β
Fortunately, please paste it with a clear letter, so this made Fan Wusu feel at ease.
We put the car away and walked in.
It's the first time to eat a bully meal in such a palatial place...... Oh no, it's a free hot pot, let alone Fan Xueqi, even I was very worried in my heart, thinking that if people want to collect money in the end, what should I do?
β¦β¦ That's right, I didn't bring my wallet with me when I went out this time. οΌtatοΌ
The drum in my heart beat like a little raindrop, and I finally couldn't bear the uneasiness of my conscience, so I leaned into Zuo Zheng's ear and asked in a low voice: "Ah Zheng, did you bring money?" β
"Brought it."
"That's good." I was moved, but fortunately, Zuo Zheng likes to pay, so I can eat with confidence.
A receptionist greeted him and politely asked, "Excuse me, do you have any invitations?" β
Knowingly, I have it in my hand.
I handed the invitation to the receptionist, who took a look at it and understood.
"You are the most exclusive VIP seats, please come here." The receptionist instructed with a smile.
Amitabha, it seems that this invitation is genuine.
I breathed a sigh of relief, quickly put the invitation away, carefully put it in my pocket, and stiffly followed the receptionist's instructions and went upstairs.