"Oh, my mother-in-law, huh~" Wu Ergou's face turned red.

He has been single for more than 30 years, and he is extremely excited at the moment.

Just as he was about to stretch out his hand, Li Mengqiu's eyelids jumped.

Li Mengqiu looked at her eyes in a daze, and saw a man with an obscene expression standing in front of her, with a pair of salty pig hands still stretched out in the air.

"Yes." Wu Ergou was so dark that it was not good.

"Ahh Li Mengqiu screamed in fright.

Bang!

"Cutting off the legs of children and grandchildren"

She was originally sitting on the ground, and her knees subconsciously pushed up.

"Ahh Wu Ergou's face stiffened, and he fell to the ground and covered his crotch.

Pain! It hurts like never before!

Li Mengqiu stood up inside, her hands were tied, but her legs were not tied.

"Dare to provoke the old lady, the old lady can't beat you!" Li Mengqiu said angrily.

Saying that, he kicked Huang Ergou's crotch again.

Bang!

"Ahh

Wu Ergou immediately covered his crotch and clamped his legs to prevent Li Mengqiu from kicking him again.

"The old lady beat you to death, a pervert. Drink~"

Bang!

This time, Li Mengqiu directly aimed at Wu Ergou's chrysanthemum.

"Ahh Wu Ergou cried out of tears.

Oh my God, this girl is all a trick.

Wu Ergou felt that he couldn't go on like this, when Li Mengqiu kicked over again.

syllable

Wu Ergou grabbed Li Mengqiu's ankle with a quick eye, and then lifted it vigorously.

"Ahh Li Mengqiu fell directly to the ground, and a big bag was smashed on his head.

Wu Ergou endured the spoilers and immediately pounced, but who knew that his brain hit Li Mengqiu's 36D murder weapon directly.

Boom~

"Ugh!" Wu Ergou let out a simmering snort, and his head popped up directly.

Li Mengqiu seized the opportunity and hit his head directly.

Who knew that Wu Ergou's height was too low, and he suddenly hit Li Mengqiu's murder weapon again.

"Ugh!" Wu Ergou was directly knocked over, and his head hit the ground heavily.

Bang!

"This Naiko... Yes... Poisonous! With that, he fainted.

the groove

He can do that!

Li Mengqiu was dumbfounded, she actually used her chest to subdue the lewd man in front of her.

This man was knocked unconscious by my chest.

"It's amazing..."Li Mengqiu said with a touch of his conscience.

Seeing that Wu Ergou was no longer moving, Li Mengqiu breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the ground.

Boom!!!

There was a loud bang, and I saw that the door of the old house was kicked open directly, and then a voice came.

"Where are the scoundrels? Come out to Lao Tzu! ”

Wen Ye shouted, still holding a brick in his hand.

Li Mengqiu turned his head and saw that it was actually the man just now, and there were four men behind him.

"It's over!" Li Mengqiu was desperate in her heart.

As soon as I got out of the tiger's mouth, I entered the wolf's den again.

That's right, pretending to be dizzy!

Li Mengqiu's head tilted and his tongue spit out.

“… Ah, I'm dizzy! ”

Wen Ye and his entourage of five people saw Wu Ergou and Li Mengqiu who fell to the ground, and immediately rushed forward.

"Uh... What's going on? Wen Ye was puzzled.

Didn't you say kidnapping? Why did both of them faint?

And... Why is this woman still disheveled?

Through the gap in his shirt, Fumiya saw a piece of white flowers.

burst

Two red streams of heat poured out directly on Wen Ye's face.

"it!" Wen Ye scolded and hurriedly blocked his nostrils with his hand.

The four people behind "......" looked at Wen Ye speechlessly.

Can you be a little promising, MMP!

Mo Yan frowned, and he carefully observed the man and woman who fell to the ground.

"Hey, don't pretend!" Mo Yan kicked Li Mengqiu and said calmly.

"Huh?" The four of them looked at Mo Yan and made puzzled sounds.

Li Mengqiu, who pretended to be dizzy, trembled in his heart and said secretly: "Discovered? No way... I must have come to test the old lady! ”

Load!

Mo Yan sneered and said, "Heh, pretend to be Lao Tzu and strip you naked and throw you on the street!" ”

"Ah, don't!" Li Mengqiu was startled and immediately stood up.

"it!" The four people around were shocked.

Oh, it's really pretending!

"Gollum~" Wen Ye swallowed his saliva.

Because at this moment, Li Mengqiu is more exposed!

"You... What do you want to do to the old lady? Li Mengqiu said scaredly.

Chen Nan raised his eyebrows and said, "Yo, we are here to save you, what do you think we are here for?" ”

"Fart, the old lady doesn't believe it, you stinky men!" Li Mengqiu opened his eyes.

However, his hands were still tied and he couldn't move.

"Yo, how can people say if they don't appreciate it?" Xiao Yifan laughed.

"Hehe, we're stinky men, aren't we?" The four of them looked at each other and smiled.

"You... What do you want to do..."Li Mengqiu took two steps back in fear.

Suddenly, Wu Ergou's body blocked Li Mengqiu's way.

Wu Ergou shook his head and opened his eyes in a daze.

However, when I opened my eyes, a huge ass had already sat down.

"Ugh!" This time, Wu Ergou fainted again.

Oh my God, what kind of sin has I done!

Li Mengqiu looked down and suddenly screamed: "Ah! ”

She immediately stood up.

It's scary!

"Okay, stop playing, call the police first!" Mo Yan said calmly.

"Huh?" Li Mengqiu was stunned and called the police?

"Big breasts, huh!" Zhang Ruikuan snorted coldly and said.

Saying that, Zhang Ruikuan took out his mobile phone and broadcast the alarm call, and after talking about the situation, he hung up the phone.

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There were seven people in the old house, five people from Chen Nan, Li Mengqiu, and Wu Ergou who fainted.

After some explanation, Li Mengqiu knew the situation, and after apologizing embarrassedly, the six people slowly waited for the arrival of the police car.

"Hey, what did you do to beat me up in the first place?" Wen Ye said with a tissue to wipe the blood from his nose.

Li Mengqiu glanced at him, snorted coldly, and said, "You scumbags should be beaten!" ”

"That's a good point." Chen Nan looked at Wen Ye and said.

"I think so." Xiao Yifan looked at Wen Ye and said.

"Yes, it should be beaten!" Zhang Ruikuan looked at Wen Ye and said.

Three eyes on Wen Ye!

"! When did Lao Tzu become a scumbag? Wen Ye said unhappily.

"Isn't it, a dog-like person, so old and still interested in a little girl like me, isn't it a scumbag?" Li Mengqiu raised his eyebrows and said.

"Poof, yes, human-like dogs, ahahaha." Chen Nan patted his thigh and laughed.

Xiao Yifan looked at Wen Ye and laughed: "Did you hear it, the person looks like a dog, haha." ”

"......" Wen Ye was speechless.

I can't wash it by jumping into the pit!

"Eh, 36D..."

"What do you call me?" Before Chen Nan's words were finished, he was interrupted by Li Mengqiu.

"Uh... Eldest sister? Chen Nan was puzzled.

Li Mengqiu glanced at Chen Nan and said, "Call Auntie!" ”

"Why?" Chen Nan didn't understand.

Li Mengqiu confidently held up her 36D murder weapon and said, "The one with breasts is called Auntie, hum." ”

Chen Nan glanced at it, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "Then you can be called Grandma." ”

"What do you say? Believe it or not, the old lady beat you to death! Li Mengqiu said angrily.

Mo Yan glanced at everyone and interrupted: "Eh, don't make any noise, tell me, what's going on?" ”

"What's going on?" Li Mengqiu was puzzled.

Mo Yan looked at Wu Ergou, who was lying on the ground and fainted.

"Oh, he's knocked unconscious by my chest!" Li Mengqiu said blandly.

"What???" Everyone was stunned.

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