Chapter 3: Catching Fish in Shimoda
Of the teachers in Fujiyama No. 2 Middle School, only one graduated from graduate school, and more than 20 graduated from university, and the rest of the teachers are all high school graduates.
Just like the teachers in the pyramid scheme, they only have a primary school education, and they still fool those high school students, college students, and graduate students as if they were beaten with chicken blood, and from a certain point of view, their ability to deceive people is far beyond those teachers in school.
If the teachers in the school can be like the teachers in the pyramid scheme gang, fooling the students in the class into a daze, then the famous universities around the world will have long been crowded by those students whose morale is like a rainbow and who study hard!
The teachers of Fujiyama No. 2 Middle School seem to have a low level of education, and the means of teaching and educating people are not bad, no, the two courses of Chinese and mathematics with a 100-point system can be tested with more than 80 points, and there are more than a dozen in each class, and from time to time there are people who can take a full score.
Looking at the fourteen students in front of him, Qin Chaohua was a little big, and said secretly in his heart: "Stealing needles from childhood, stealing gold when you grow up, and making good people with golden sticks, you can't become talented if you don't fight, almost all of their parents are working outside, let me discipline them!" ”
Seeing that the teacher took out the one-meter-long, two-finger-wide, and extremely smooth Nan bamboo strip again, Ning Que and the others invariably stretched out their right hand.
"Bang Bang!" With three sounds, the Nan bamboo strip that was waved down at great speed swollen one palm.
"Are you going to catch the crane?" Qin Chaohua asked.
"I'm not going." Ning Que hurriedly said.
"Bang Bang!" After three more strokes, Wu Lazy's palm was also swollen.
"Do you want to take a nap at noon?" Qin Chaohua asked again.
"Don't sleep!" Wu Lazy, who was in unbearable pain, said reflexively.
"What did you say?" Qin Chaohua asked.
"Teacher Qin, I said something wrong." Wu Lazy hurriedly said.
"You can't eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, and if you do something wrong, you have to be punished and stretch out your hand." Qin Chaohua said.
The palm of his right hand hurt so badly that Wu Lazy had to stretch out his left hand.
After three clicks, Qin Chaohua moved his steps and began to teach the rest of the people.
Watching the classmates return to the classroom with red faces, Chen Yu was secretly glad that the white cranes he caught were released back into nature.
When the rest of the students saw Ning Que and the others, they walked into the classroom with their heads down, and they were already surprised.
"Chen Yu, why haven't you been educated by the teacher?" Wang Yongjiang couldn't help but ask.
"I was just curious about what the white crane looked like, so I took the time to take a look, and I didn't do anything wrong." Chen Yu said casually.
"This guy is so thick-skinned, he can speak nonsense when he opens his eyes." Ning Que and the others secretly said in their hearts.
"Chen Yu's luck is too good." Wu Kui said secretly in his heart.
After school in the afternoon, students of all grades left Fujiyama No. 2 Middle School in groups of three or five.
Ning Que, Wu Kui, Wu Lai, Wu Ji, Wu Suo and Chen Yu were all from the same village, and the six of them carried heavy schoolbags and slowly walked along the stone road to Wufeng Village, five miles away.
"I heard that Mr. Sun, who taught us mathematics, used to walk upside down this weir (that is, the embankment) with four fingers when he came back from the army." When he walked to a weir pond, Ning Que said suddenly.
"I've also heard about this, Wang Yongjiang in the class, and Teacher Sun, who taught us mathematics, are both ...... from Shili Village," Wu Kui said.
After walking more than three miles, Ning Que, who was sweating profusely, said, "Let's go down and take a bath, how about it?" ”
"I can't swim." Wu lazy's heart moved, and he said depressedly.
"It's okay, this looks like a weir pond, but it's actually a field, and the deepest part will drown up to my neck." Ning Que said.
"Did you go down and take a shower?" Wu Lazy asked curiously.
"I used to be a sophomore in high school, I took a bath here, the weir pond above is very shallow, and the weir pond below is very deep, as long as you don't go to the weir pond below, you won't be flooded." Ning Que said.
"This weir pond is used to raise small fish, right?" Wu Ji said thoughtfully.
"Hide your bag and clothes and pants, let's go down and cool off." Ning Que said.
Chen Yu, who was about to refuse, had a terrible pain in his head, and secretly scolded the little guy without stopping, helplessly hiding his schoolbag and clothes and pants in the grass on the side, and then walked down a slope.
"Comfortable, so comfortable." Wu Kui couldn't help but exclaim.
"I'll just say the water is shallow, how about it?" Ning Que asked proudly.
The six of them swam around, and after a while, silver carp jumped out of the water.
"Shall we catch fish?" Ning Que proposed.
"How do you catch fish in such deep water?" Wu Kui asked suspiciously.
"It's not simple, as soon as the silver carp hears the movement, it will run around, as long as the six of us, from here to there, maybe there will be silver carp jumping to the shore by themselves, and the fish that come ashore will be caught by three-year-old children." Ning Que said.
"The water over there is very shallow, and there are a lot of water beans (a kind of aquatic weed) on the side, and we chased them all the way, and even if there were no silver carp jumping ashore, we could still touch a few fish in the water beans." Wu Ji said.
In this era, there is a lack of entertainment activities, going up the mountain to catch birds, going down to the field to catch fish, and catching frogs at night, which can not only entertain the body and mind, but also eat meat, not to mention their group of junior high school students, even high school students or college students, will go down to the field to fish and pick up snails.
The six of them scattered, and as soon as they moved from the side of the embankment, silver carp jumped out of the water one after another.
"I caught a grass carp." After a while, Ning Que caught a grass carp of more than three catties in the water bean.
Although the above weir pond is for raising small fish, there are also some large fish.
"I picked up a silver carp." Wu Kui exclaimed excitedly.
When everyone saw this, they were envious, how can catching fish be compared to picking up fish?
A silver carp jumped ashore, and it was picked up by Wu Kui.
"Someone's coming, hurry up and run." Seeing an adult in the distance, after Chen Yu finished speaking, he hurriedly went ashore, not caring about the water on his body, so he hurriedly put on his clothes, picked up his schoolbag and ran.
Seeing this, Ning Que and the others also quickly went ashore, stuffed the fish they caught into their schoolbags, put on their clothes and ran all the way.
"Chen Yu, thanks to you, otherwise, we would have been caught." Wu Ji said with palpitations.
"The fish in the weir pond are raised by others, so we won't go to the weir pond to catch fish in the future." Chen Yu said.
"There are a lot of crucian carp, carp and mullet in some fields, and those fields are not fish feeding fields, so how about we go to those fields that are not fish feeding fields in the future?" Ning Que said after thinking about it.
"It's a good idea, it's not a field to feed the fish field, basically no one will take care of it." Wu Ji said.
"Are you hungry?" Wu Kui asked suddenly.
"I've been hungry for a long time." Ning Que said.
"There's watermelons in the soil, let's pick some." Wu Kui stretched out his hand and pointed into the distance.
"Sleepy came to deliver pillows, we were so lucky." Ning Que said excitedly.
"Let's see if there's any adult around." Wu Ji said.
Chen Yu, who was trying to slip away, had a terrible pain in his head, went into the bamboo forest at noon to catch white cranes, just went to the field to catch fish, and now he went to steal other people's watermelons, a variety of activities, knowing that it was wrong, he had to do it again.
"Could it be that all things can be experienced once to satisfy Xiao Chenyu's curiosity? I don't know when he will be able to eliminate his obsession, forget it, I don't want to, anyway, I'm only thirteen years old now, so there's no need to think so much. ”
Shaking his head, Chen Yu decided to go with the flow, when his head hurts, as long as it is not a serious matter, he will do it according to Xiao Chen Yu's wishes, and when his head does not hurt, he still let his thirtie-year-old soul decide.
"This watermelon is big and should be sweet." Wu Kui said.
"I know how to tell if a watermelon is sweet or not, a crisp watermelon is sweet, and a dull watermelon is unripe." After Ning Que finished speaking, he interviewed on a few large watermelons.
"Look at my whirlwind legs!"
"Watch my wind sweep away the leaves."
"Look at my invincible palm."
Wu Kui and others kicked each other, and in an instant, more than a dozen watermelons were smashed by them.
During this time, martial arts dramas were very popular, and a group of naughty and mischievous guys practiced their fists and feet with watermelons.
Looking at the watermelons that were smashed by the other party, Chen Yu frowned, and then said: "Let's go quickly, if we are caught by the adults who grow watermelons, not only will we lose money, but this matter will also reach the ears of classmates and teachers." ”